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Christianity EtcRe: "I Was In The Same Taxi With My Aunt Who Died Years Ago" - South African Lady by MONITZ: 10:53am On Mar 07, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

ONCE PEOPLE DIE, THE ONLY PLACE THEY QUALIFY TO GO TO, IS INTO THEIR GRAVES.

WHERE THEIR BODIES WILL BE DISINTEGRATED BY THE ORGANISMS LIVING IN THE SOIL, THAT'LL MIX THEM, AND TURN THEM INTO DIFFERENT NUTRIENTS NEEDED IN THE SOIL FOR THE GROWTH OF PLANTS, AND FOR THE SUSTAINABILITY OF LIFE.
AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.



THERE'S NOTHING LIKE SPIRITS, OR GHOSTS.

NOLLYWOOD IS BAD FOR OUR LIVES.
That is as far as u know ,mind u knowledge is limitless so u can't claim to know everything...
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram No Longer A Serious Fighting Force — Osinbajo by MONITZ: 4:26am On Mar 07, 2018
Oh I see Bt they re a serious kidnappinhg force,no amount of propaganda can wash the sins of the APC away,
CrimeRe: Italian Man Who Wanted To Commit Suicide Changed His Mind And Shot An Africanman by MONITZ: 3:08am On Mar 07, 2018
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CrimeRe: Italian Man Who Wanted To Commit Suicide Changed His Mind And Shot An Africanman by MONITZ: 3:07am On Mar 07, 2018
Y re Italians like this?very terrible set of people,they sure know how to snitch on u and still behave like they care unlike the Germans that would warn u outridgtly to say out of their business and u won't ve problems because they believe in the saying ; Live And Let Live Bt unfortunately it's not so with the Itslians..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police Mobile Force Killed In 5 Hours Battle With Boko Haram (Graphic) by MONITZ: 11:45am On Mar 06, 2018
I am very certain that these boko haram adherents have taken more lives under this government than Jonathan's.
PoliticsRe: 90 Million Nigerians Lack Electricity Supply - Fashola Says by MONITZ: 11:41am On Mar 06, 2018
And what re u doing about that,I thought u said that fixing the light issue plaguing this country wasn't rocket science,so u must put ur hands to the wheels and do ur work,hope u now know that uneasy lies the head the crown and it is always easy when u watch a football match from the sidelines than when u re on the football pitch proper bxos that is where u get to see all the mistakes.so Fashola do ur work as a lot of Nigerians expect u ..
SportsRe: Amara Kanu Apologizes For Exposing Her Family Issues Online (Photos) by MONITZ:
The younger boy in red is a spitting image of his father..Apples don't fall far from the tree indeed..
CareerRe: 8 Facts About Agbero (Garage Boys) In Lagos by MONITZ: 11:23am On Mar 06, 2018
passyhansome:
I am just been sincere Sir
I don't think u re ,ageeed that they ve a large population of agberos but even much more a bigger population of learned and well read citizens and this eventually makes the number of agberos in their midst almost negligible.Anyhow everybody is entitled to his /her beliefs bt we ought to ve a midpoint at times where we can agree on certain issues like the one above..
Christianity EtcRe: Angelina Oyakhilome's 80th Birthday: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Mother Celebrates by MONITZ: 11:17am On Mar 06, 2018
eplanning:
I heard she had a bell she'd ring in the morning to call for prayer... cheesy

She will hear her kids discussing and when one seems to be talking without break, she'd go and interrupt and say, "give others a chance to talk too". shocked

I know by now some of you are thanking God you didn't have this type of mother. grin grin grin

Your life would have been straightened out by now. tongue

Happy Birthday Mummy!
And how did u know all these esp about the mum?,pls pardon my curiosity...
CareerRe: 8 Facts About Agbero (Garage Boys) In Lagos by MONITZ: 11:00am On Mar 06, 2018
passyhansome:
9. Yoruba has the highest population of Agbero all over the World.
Meaning what?Or re u forgetting the fact that they re the most learned tribe amongst the tribes that we have in Nigeria simply bxos they were the first set of people who traded with the white's education which rubbed of on them straight up......
PoliticsRe: Buhari: "Any Fulani Man Caught With AK-47 Should Be Charged To Court" by MONITZ: 10:28am On Mar 06, 2018
At last Bt something within me says he is saying this becos of the elections that re fast approaching abc when he gets on the seat again it becomes status quo,Nigerians can't be fooled a second time because that would be a shame on us.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Visits Jalingo, Taraba State (Photos) by MONITZ: 10:15am On Mar 06, 2018
FarahAideed:
cheesy I swear that's exactly why I need to pay him a visit
Funny u,fo I am in support because the guy is just too too irrational and he doesn't seem to ve cognitive dissonance thus infecting others with his childishness and cluelessness just like Bubu,he is like a madman who hasn't come to the realization that he is mad Bt it's the family members that know and bear the shame
PoliticsRe: Politics Can’t Separate Mimiko And I But He Left N220bn Debt. — Akeredolu by MONITZ:
What do these politicians use or need all these humongous amounts for?They re just like a madman who gathers both dirts and things that he doesn't need,so we can say our politicians are all madmen because they gather/loot things that they don't need,just imagine 220billion naira and this excludes the statutory allocations that he collected when he was in office..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Owns The Country, He Can Visit Us Anytime — Ortom by MONITZ: 1:02am On Mar 06, 2018
Is the governor serious or he is just being sarcastic or deriding the president?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Visits Jalingo, Taraba State (Photos) by MONITZ: 12:58am On Mar 06, 2018
FarahAideed:
Yarimo where do you stay? I wan come visit you
Methinks the guy that u quoted obviously needs a visit to straighten his head and brain a little,I don't know if he isn't seeing the reality on ground ,the funny thing is that he might even be hard hit by this government's shady policies Bt all the sane comes on nairalanf to paint a picture of things being rosy,he is obviously living in denial and delusion...
SportsRe: George Weah Backs Super Eagles To Win 2018 Russia World Cup by MONITZ: 12:34am On Mar 06, 2018
Na which kain talk George Weah dey talk so abi im smoke weed ni? Anyway I ve nothing more to say other than it ain't bad to have lofty dreams..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Car Airlifted To Taraba As He Visits State (Photos) by MONITZ: 12:20am On Mar 06, 2018
JideAmuGiaka:
Must you support everything?
Thank u very much for the above response.
PoliticsRe: 2019: What Will Happen If Buhari Does Not Seek Re-election – Governor Bello by MONITZ:
What is even wrong with this man who has grey matter of a toddler for brains.Y must he ridicule the youths of this country and the proponents of Not Too Young To Rule/Run?,he is raping the state's treasury tirelessly and without mercy then at the end retires at the end of the whole ish to his country home to enjoy his loot with his wives,no wahala sha bxos Insha Allah every problem has an expiry date and these crooked idiots won't be on their respective seats for ever,just imagine Rochas Cockroach trying to get a 3rd nd 4th term by proxy so that he can continue to milk the state till no carcass of it is even left,what is wrong with the Black Man sef?,always swapping inanities with more serious ish,Na waooo,
EducationRe: 6 Nigerians Whose Names Are In Guinness World Record by MONITZ: 12:00am On Mar 06, 2018
How about Fela who reportedly booked a space in the Guinness Book when he supposedly married twenty seven of his dancers on the same day ? The list ain't complete at all without the foregoing m..
PoliticsRe: Saraki Presents Africa’s Map-Painted Ostrich Egg To President Nana Akufo-Addo by MONITZ: 5:15pm On Mar 05, 2018
And what is the significance of this?
FamilyRe: Mother Puts Her Child Inside Pocket (Photo) by MONITZ: 4:58pm On Mar 05, 2018
Pocket of life..
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Farmers In Taraba, Kill Many (Graphic Photos) by MONITZ: 4:51pm On Mar 05, 2018
And Buhari doesn't seem bothered,what kind of human is he?All the sins they accused the PDP of committing they ve done worse,this is clearly a rudderless government.
CrimeRe: Medical Doctor Accused Of Raping And Impregnating Patient's 16-year-old Daughter by MONITZ: 5:20pm On Mar 04, 2018
The doctor probably did this as part of his PR contributions to the hospital,those who know what I mean by PR know..
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin’s Stunning Revelations About New Russian Weapons Systems ( It's Over) by MONITZ:
Zoharariel:
Yes, because Amerika has taught everybody that "To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace."

Check out North Korea, the Amerikan bastards would have bombed her back to the stone age if not for Kim Jong-Un's nuclear deterrence. grin
U nailed the whole stuff,Americans ve taught everyone how to prepare for war by arming themselves.As an aside,Russia is more than ready to confront any country that dare confront her,those familiar with Putin should know that he doesn't bluff,he means whatever it is that he says he would do.

America and her allies re jittery already to the extent that they commissioned a personnel with a B.Arts to investigate Putin's claim and the guy came out describing the latter's claim as baloney.Well the time when America and her NATO allies rode roughshod over weaker countries is totally over..
FashionRe: Ankara Sold For N594,000 Abroad After The Release Of "Black Panther" by MONITZ: 12:54pm On Mar 02, 2018
This is the full pic.

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Yusuf Buhari As He Arrives Nigeria From Medical Trip Abroad by MONITZ: 6:36am On Mar 01, 2018
PaChukwudi44:
A minister of state for health actually went to the airport to receive him? In what official capacity?
As in ehn!,the sycophants and ass lickers in this Bubu led government have no iota of shame and common sense in them anymore and that is y a supposed minister of state for health will go to the airport to receive Yusuf Buhari because this is the only way to show Bubu that he is still loyal to him..
Foreign AffairsRe: 'they Beat Our A--es': Russian Mercenaries Talk About Humiliating Defeat By US I by MONITZ: 2:06am On Mar 01, 2018
Zoharariel:
Had we not known Amerika as the engine room of cheap propaganda, we would have gobbled up on this concocted rubbish.

Unless this alleged leaked reports (audio or video) is published for the whole world to see, then it will be, as usual, discarded in the dustbin where it belongs.

This is 2018, and not 2003 where Amerika can fabricate some nonsensical reports through her MSM just to subvert or balkanize a sovereign state.

What are the Amerikan forces doing in Syria?

Amerika has staged, atleast - 2 false flags on the Syrian people, blaming the Assad regime for using Chlorine Gas just to have a legitimate reasons to invade Syria "officially" like she did to Iraq & Libya.

The Amerikan people are not even aware of their troops fighting a lost cause in Syria.

The 4 principle objectives of Amerika & Israel in Syria are:

1.) Removing a government that was resistant to globalist debt-death finance.

2.) Pushing through an Axis of Evil controlled gas pipe line from Qatar to the EU - just to strangle Russia.

3.) Partitioning of Syria, creating Amerikan military controlled Kurdistan to the North (with oil fields) to control Syria between two fronts, plus the annexation of Golan heights as part of "Greater Israel".

4. Sinking Russia into another Afghanistan.

1 & 2 have failed, 3 & 4 are still in play - which by the grace of the irunmoles - will escalate into WW3.

https://thesaker.is/globally-top-respected-experts-on-middle-east-warn-syrian-war-may-produce-ww-iii/

Looking at the transcript of the alleged leaked reports makes me laugh really hard grin

Russian marcineries/soldiers speaking Amerikan english with Amerikan accent like:

"Our guys were going to commandeer an oil refinery, and the Yankees were holding it ... We got our f--- asses beat rough, my men called me ... They're there drinking now ... many have gone missing ... it's a total f--- up, it sucks, another takedown ... Everybody, you know, treats us like pieces of s--- " grin

If Amerika & the Zionists are not careful, they WILL be the next Hiroshima!
And u think some folks on here haven't gobbled it all up already? Especially those American Fan Club guys who know the possibility of this happening will only be in their dreams,now u ve a propaganda that brings their dream to reality and u expect them not to believe everything hook line and sinker,they would even be the least bothered about confirming the authenticity of this report since it makes them live out their fantasy of US forces flagellating
Russian nationals asses in war torn Syria..

Y re u disturbing them won't u allow them to live out their so much fantasized fantasy in peace again?
PoliticsRe: Facts On The Ground Prove Nigerian Govt Lying About Boko Haram - Iran TV by MONITZ:
May it not be that Iran is about to start a proxy war in Nigeria with this report,they might be stirring up poo in preparation for that with this exposition...
PoliticsRe: Lagos LG Boss Spotted Riding Public Bus (pics) by MONITZ: 12:44am On Feb 28, 2018
handsomeclouds:
No be ordinary. It's lag... some LG Bosses in lag are richer than Zamfara state Governor
What u posted there is s big fat lie,Agreed that some LGA's in Lagos re very rich Bt not as rich as a state governor,do u know who a state governor really is ?
CrimeRe: Housemaid Maltreated In Lagos, Fingers Wounded (Photos) by MONITZ: 2:56pm On Feb 26, 2018
It's a known fact that no other woman can take treat a child better than the original woman who birthed him/her.Ahd all these so called guardians re so heartless that anyone else's child can be treated badly by not theirs,finall it's wise to train ur child by yourself so as to prevent this kind of stories...
HealthRe: Doreen Moraa Moracha: Meet Kenyan Lady Born With HIV (Photos) by MONITZ: 1:32pm On Feb 26, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Real men don't segregate.
They'd give her good sex despite her status.
No matter the challenge we face
Team skin-to-skin we remain because something must kill a man.

As long as you soak your preek in salty water then anoint it afterwards, you are safe and good.
I guess Zuma who took a shower after having sex with a lady is your mentor,he knew the lady had the virus Bt still went ahead anyway believing that once he took a shower he would be cured of the infection ..
CrimeRe: Woman Kills Her Husband After Sex In Kaduna For Impregnating Her Friend by MONITZ: 1:07pm On Feb 26, 2018
Women from the northern part of this country are on rampage, of recent it's been one bad news or another caused by women.Women tend to hide their emotions Bt when they can no longer hide it and it bursts it's always disastrous.any wonder y they say ;He'll hath no fury like a woman scorned..

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