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PoliticsRe: See What Happens On Wedding When The Groom Is A Branch Manager(photo) by montezz(f): 10:53pm On Oct 12, 2015
Aminat508:
no fa, na Midolian be my one and only grin I don't do black guys joseph1832 too black. Pls stick to him cheesy
Wow! Thanks! Midolian abeg take gud e-care of my friend o. Joseph1832,she's finally approve our e-love o!
PoliticsRe: See What Happens On Wedding When The Groom Is A Branch Manager(photo) by montezz(f): 10:39pm On Oct 12, 2015
Aminat508:
lmao grin no be u na joseph1832 and montezz.
Ah ah ah! U neva 4get dz mata ni? Shebi i don leave joseph1832 4u. Jealousy jealousy....
FamilyRe: Pathetic! Real Life Story That Will Re-shape Your Thinking About Life by montezz(f): 6:40pm On Oct 12, 2015
dominique:
This is a very old story, I've read it years ago on this forum.
yeah.
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by montezz(f): 6:04pm On Oct 12, 2015
247notire:
Chai. U are spoiling market for us with big dicck o! I like ur sincerity. Ur a real woman. I wish u were mine.
thanks.
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by montezz(f): 6:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
U2ice:
Chai..see as u de analysis dic.k n u carry cross put 4 ear.....u na expert oo grin
lol
Jokes EtcRe: 16 Sign Posts That Will Make You Laugh by montezz(f): 1:56pm On Oct 12, 2015
lmao....hilarious!
CelebritiesRe: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Male Model Set To Dethrone Denrele (Photos) by montezz(f): 1:50pm On Oct 12, 2015
insanity!!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by montezz(f): 1:41pm On Oct 12, 2015
Neyoor:
undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
Course mate undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
How come you know all thishuh?? undecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
Lol....! Xup
RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by montezz(f): 12:32am On Oct 12, 2015
tosyne2much:
I'm just cool jawe. As you can see I'm upset cheesy
U dnt suppose i v magical eyes dt pierces thru e-minds lol! oh...jux take it easy hun!
RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by montezz(f): 12:18am On Oct 12, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hahaha.. Funny you cheesy

You that I have been looking for since morning cool
howdy?
RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by montezz(f): 10:46pm On Oct 11, 2015
Here is comes another episode of THE LIST from the stable of tosyne2much. its intriguing,captivating,with loads of funny scenes dat'll crack your ribs....Grab your copy now!
FamilyRe: Initiating Sex: Who's Job Is It Really? by montezz(f): 10:37pm On Oct 11, 2015
JoeCutie:
Cold and lonely. cry
awwwwww!
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by montezz(f): 10:29pm On Oct 11, 2015
joseph1832:
Amen! Amen!! And Amen!!!.
Glory to God!!!
FamilyRe: Initiating Sex: Who's Job Is It Really? by montezz(f): 10:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
JoeCutie:
Lol. Howdy?
fine and u?
FamilyRe: Initiating Sex: Who's Job Is It Really? by montezz(f): 10:26pm On Oct 11, 2015
joseph1832:
What you waiting for? Invite him in, the weather is cold you know. grin
busted! unfortunately,its very hot here o....
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by montezz(f): 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2015
to be honest,small deeks looks somehow digusting,if u gat one,u'll need to mk up for it by using ur tongue and fingers skillfully...average size z jux ok. big rods cud be destructive most esp wen d handler is a careless slammer!
FamilyRe: Initiating Sex: Who's Job Is It Really? by montezz(f): 10:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
JoeCutie:
Awwww. Please don't make me fall in...lipsrsealed embarassed
lol.....!
FamilyRe: Initiating Sex: Who's Job Is It Really? by montezz(f): 7:46pm On Oct 11, 2015
JoeCutie:
I can't date/marry a lady who even though she's so Hot, still pretends not to, and wants me to always 'beg' for sex. Lubbis!

Dear future wife, please, I beg you in the name of the Almighty, if you ever do shakara with 'that thing' for me, you're a gonner! I don't phucking care. Please, tell me to give it to you. Don't pretend. Don't assume. Even if I'm tired, just tell me first. If I'm really tired, then I'll see how to make it up to you. Baby, sho gbo mi? cheesy

It's always so romantic when ladies do the initiating... wink
Say that aloud! you don't disappoint me! *come here*
HealthRe: Health: Some Medical Facts You Probably Dont Know by montezz(f): 3:12pm On Oct 11, 2015
LeoFish92:
Number 14....it's not possible to tickle yourself,

I wish it were possible for the human brain to adopt the same feedback mechanism when it comes to masturbation, such that whatever amount of stroking you apply to your genitals, it won't respond simply because you are the one doing it
lwkmd....!
HealthRe: Health: Some Medical Facts You Probably Dont Know by montezz(f): 3:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
thanks for sharing this educative piece!
FamilyRe: Wife Quarrels With Husband, Dumps Six-month-old Baby On Waste by montezz(f): 2:35pm On Oct 11, 2015
what's with all these strange news.....a mother throwing her own child away over some silly argument? She must be sick! What crime has d baby committed to deserve such! If its not a rape case,its a mother dumping her child in a heap of a trash or sumone killing/kidnapping d oda. What is Nigeria turning into?
FamilyRe: Are Men Of Today still Worth Good Women? by montezz(f): 11:02am On Oct 11, 2015
JoeCutie:
Nah! I don't shake ladies. I hug 'em. tongue grin

Thanks tho. smiley
awwwwww!
FamilyRe: Are Men Of Today still Worth Good Women? by montezz(f): 11:01am On Oct 11, 2015
Aminat508:
niboleyin wa latiojoyii undecided?
lol....e e ni binu ni o. won ji phone mi lo ni o. se e wapa? e ku ojo 3
FamilyRe: Are Men Of Today still Worth Good Women? by montezz(f): 10:44am On Oct 11, 2015
JoeCutie:
It's very simple. Even the Bible (and or the holy books) rightfully pointed this out; you cannot sow cocoyam and expect to reap yam. Nemo dat quod non habet - "No one gives what he does not have". And indeed, you cannot expect in return, what you can't (don't) give. This would be tantamount to the principle of fairness.

A 'good' man deserves an equally 'good' woman. And vise versa. And if you're not 'good', you don't deserve 'good'. It's not a one way thing, where you expect to be given without giving. It's more like a 'Give And Take'. Be good and do good so that you'll be done good to. Shikena!

#MyOwnTake
#MyHumbleOpinion smiley
Gbam!!! oya shake me!

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