₦airaland Forum

iyke926:
Hmm..I will try it someday but if it turns out not cool, I will tell a MOD to give you 3 months ban.

trust me....u'll surely bite your tongue

Fremlin:
he knw nt wat hez missing

dnt 4gt ur bread and roasted fish

yes oooo

what a date! i lyk her smile tho' lol

midolian:
hehehhehe..is this the secret of your beauty?

yes o! and shea butter

iyke926:
What kind of combination is that?

lol...jux soak ur garri in a bowl of cold water. take it with fried fish...yl at it mk sure ur fan/ac is on den thank me later.

cold water with garri and fried fish nko? dats my fav.anyday anytime.
eba ati ila alasepo pelu omi tutu....omg!

garri and fried fish nko? dats my fav.anyday anytime.

martha!!!!!! she's so beautiful.

Money,charisma,intelligence and eloquence!

Lol...yes he did! Didnt u c angel lai,woli fayemi and alfa fashola on dt list?

Dat serves him ryt. Omo ale jatijati!

apholaryn:
ehn na, o she mi gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn.

Kilese mi?

Abobaku comes 2mind. D rate at which monarchs r dying dz days z quite alarming. Rip iku babayeye!

Tola:daddy wat apund 2 ur left ear?
Daddy:my dear,its a long story.
Tola:mk it as short as possible.
Daddy:u won't understand. Ur dad fought wt d last existing vampire few yrs b4 u were born. I won d battle sha.
Tola:cud d vampire b d prostitute aunty wunmi told me about?
Daddy:shut up! What do u knw? Go inside and read ur books.
(Mummy walks in shaking her head lyk agama lizard)
Mummy:y dnt u tell her d truth. Everyone knws d story already.
Daddy lowers his head in shame...*light fades*
Moral lesson:i dey come,pls wait mk i pee finish.

Wow...m pleased 2 c mrs adeosun on dat list. I love her lyk kilode!*no homo*

69MissedCalls:
aww. how sweet. but you have to understand most girls play nice just to get it all. trust me I've seen it all

What if u r d one thinking dy r playing nice because u dnt expct a lady 2b dat nice(in naija)?

Snowangel4:
He raped me...he is a violent man with gentleman look

U nid 2 in4m d police,his mum,ur mum abt dz. Let dm knw he's bn threatening u. Expose d animal jhur! All will be well dear.

LaDivva:
She didn't say anything reasonable, talking trash about being attracted to me. Gross

I'l advise u stay away 4rm her. It seems she dsnt want a change.

lwkmd"market value in d dating world"

69MissedCalls:
if a girl does all this for me I'll suspect she's up to something. in a country as tense as Nigeria someone will come and be bursting another person's pimples? tweaaah! gerrarahia

U r wrong. I burst his pimples all d tym even afta brking up wt him. @op if a woman do ol dz stuffs u mentioned, u guys go still kol her mumu den dump her 4 a sophisticated wanton wu z afta nothing bt ur pocket. Good women still exist!

profojah:
I'm left-handed and I'm kinda handsome.. Will you date me?

Wetin i do u? Leaf me o b4 i tell my mummy 4u.

LaDivva:
She has a boyfriend, so she's obviously bisexual

What cud v apund 2her? Did she tell u anytn?

So many ladies out dia r secretely attracted oda female folks 4 diff reasons.@op It cud b a psychological problem(she myt v bn sexually abused by a fellow woman),it can also b related 2 pornography,bad company,low self esteem etc. U nid 2knw d cause of d problem b4 u proffer a solution. Btw,is she bisexual? If nt,i fear u myt nt b able 2help her o.

Emodeee:
No be u get the boobs? U no fit see am na.
Na people wey u open am for, na dem go see am.

Do u have a boyfriend?

Ask Google

profojah:
Lolz . Nah I didn't enjoy that shit.. You'd prefer a guy to return the favour if you were to be the gal?

Why me? Go away jhur.

Emodeee:
The boobs dawale sef, e no firm. I like firm boobs.

R u sure aint visually impaired? m yet 2 c d exposed cleavage o.

Only in nigeria...dz z horrible! d owner of d hotel shud b jailed.

Emodeee:
Ur cleavage is causing distraction.

See cleavage, u make me wanna see the boobs in full.

Wetin una dey gain for cleavage exposure?

Shioor! Y u no comot eye 4 dia? U nid nt ask me why cos it's working on u already lol.

profojah:
So how far should I go?

Return d favor. She don beg u nw. M very sure u enjoyed everybit of it.

Emodeee:
Wht do ladies gain when they expose their cleavages?

ao z dz related 2 d post?

profojah:
what would u call it if it was to be a guy that did this to a lady?. Don't forget my goons on blue and black can handle it strongly if I tip them with a token.

Goons ke,dnt go dat far abeg.

Warefa! I prefer 'shade' jor. I jux love d song.@op atlst z beta dan doro dis,doro dat.