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Poems For ReviewRe: To Whom It May Concern. by montezz(f): 10:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
joseph1832:
I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as bright as the sun
And as white as the moon.
One that smell like the sweet fragrance
Of cherry blossoms, filling into the sky,
On a mid summer afternoon.


I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as beautiful as Aphrodite,
And as fierce and feisty as Athena.
One who will make my heart quake
Like an earthquake, each time I look
Upon her raging beauty and fierce feature.


I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as erudite as Adichie,
And as rugged and resilient as Akunyili,
One who will not fail to show me my errors,
Should I fail to see it the mirror,
Because beauty without brains in a woman,
Is a total and classic waste of space.


I need a girl,
Not any girl,
But the girl,
One who is as busty as Tohpahz,
And as curvy and stout as Rokiatu,
One who is as dark and assy as Montezz,
And one who is as fare as Kachisbarbie,
One who is as appealing as hannysmilez,
And one who is as annoying as punkyVeer.


Yes I need a girl,
But not any girl,
But the very girl,
The girl who will make me dream beyond dream,
And make my voice echo from soul to soul,
The girl who isn't afraid of being another Sodom and Gomorrah,
And the girl who is at the same time, not afraid of being my veritable joy,
The girl who represents all that is the sacred feminine: wife, mother, sex and goddess.


Yes I need a girl,
Not any girl ,
But the very girl.
But will I ever find her?....
What an amazing piece! Keep searching dear...!
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LiteratureRe: Can You Solve This Riddle? by montezz(f): 5:56pm On Oct 31, 2015
Farted? Lol
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Economy Records ‘Worst Week’ Since 2008 - The Cable by montezz(f): 5:21pm On Oct 31, 2015
247notire:
Whr is montezz my sweetheart? Happy wknd dear
Awwww...i'm right beside you dear! Thank you! Kisses!
PoliticsRe: Three Factions Contesting Eze Ndigbo Title In Ibadan, Oyo State by montezz(f): 4:16pm On Oct 31, 2015
tupacshakur:
Not only Erosion, Ileke. A lot of factors...

I can actually write a 500-page book titled "The wandering nature of the average Igbo man - Root causes, effects and Long-term Panacea".

grin grin
Lwkmd...u too wicked o egbon!
CrimeRe: Robbers Force LAUTECH Students To Sex One Another by montezz(f): 3:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
There’s no doubt that something as violating as
a rape changes a woman’s perception about
herself and her world...my heart bleeds for these victims. It's a pity we live in a society where our safety can never be guaranteed(they don't care about the masses). I wish the victims a speedy recovery from the mental/emotional torture they are going through. And more,that those evil perpetrators are apprehended as soon as possible.
RomanceRe: 8 Brutal Truths You Should Know If You Are Dating A First-born. by montezz(f): 1:08pm On Oct 31, 2015
Proudly first born!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerians And Kenyans Attack One Another On Twitter (hilarious!) by montezz(f): 1:28am On Oct 30, 2015
I bet kenyans can never beat us at this....nigerians get badmouth ehn....i hail o! Kenyans should jux crawl back to their crib$ ooooo! I don laf tire!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls(*screenshot) by montezz(f): 11:50am On Oct 29, 2015
lol.........obinrin sha!
CultureRe: Adeyeye Ogunwusi, Ooni Arives Ife Ahead Of His Coronation by montezz(f): 5:58pm On Oct 28, 2015
ori t'o ba maa d'ade,inu agogo ide lo tin wa! k'ade pe lori o!
FamilyRe: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by montezz(f): 8:37am On Oct 27, 2015
funstufz:
Omo yeye mi, baba re a gbe ooo
Iya re a ti o l'eyin! Booni gbogbo nkan o?
FamilyRe: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by montezz(f): 5:34pm On Oct 26, 2015
OYAY:
Baba re agbe jare, Anaye ni ere. Kabi tie?
Bolorunduro ni e re
FamilyRe: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by montezz(f): 1:25pm On Oct 26, 2015
OYAY:
Mo da oniyeye arare lohun jare
o kare kee omo iya mi! ka ibi ògbón tìe?
FamilyRe: Photos: This Lady Is Looking For Her Father by montezz(f): 12:36pm On Oct 26, 2015
mixedsmile:
I am sure that man is either from ogbomo or Ilesha
*frowns* kii itumo yee?
PoliticsRe: Breaking News! Aregbesola Slashes All Osun Workers Salaries by montezz(f): 8:33am On Oct 24, 2015
Aminat508:
Honestly, this man is crazy. Montezz come and see our gofnor handiwork cheesy
yeeeeeeeee! which kain goatnor be dis tori olorun....were ni aregbe yii sha. op u r feeling berra now? thanks for last nyt******
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by montezz(f): 9:27pm On Oct 23, 2015
ZuzuMan:
Tribal Bigots!!! Hmmmmn Anyway Na you sabi....me I don dey reach the KweZuwenu palace now grin >: grin >: cheesy
odabo!
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by montezz(f): 7:08pm On Oct 23, 2015
247notire:
Hi hi... So tell me dear, how many mountains and seas do I gotta cross to get close to u huh? lol
300
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by montezz(f): 6:09pm On Oct 23, 2015
247notire:
Walahi I dey office but I don take one origin with a shot of blue label already... But one more origin won't hurt... Bar man, one origin! This ppl no dey sell fish for here?
E fun won l'origin onike(plastic) o! how's work today?
RomanceRe: Delta Chief Impregnates 15-yr-old Granddaughter by montezz(f): 6:06pm On Oct 23, 2015
Chinaimporter:
[size=13pt]i belive that the girl is laying....no delta man will commit this kind of abominable act of shame....such behaviour are only found among yorubas and if it was a yoruba cheif,i will have no doubt at all.....but i heard that itsekiris are the ancestors of yoruba people so if it is in their land,it may be very possible but no igbo,urhobo,isoko or ijaw man can do such a thing[/size]
STFU!
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by montezz(f): 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2015
247notire:
*runs and shifts ur bum bum to sit with u on ur apoti* let's watch the thread go bonkers with bigotry...
bar man! wetin u wan drink?
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerian-canadaians arrested in $5-billion Money-laundering Scheme by montezz(f): 5:46pm On Oct 23, 2015
*grabs apoti*waiting for the name checkers and the tribal bigots.
CelebritiesRe: How Olivia Idibia Stole The Show At Her Father's Book Launch Yesterday (pics by montezz(f): 7:43am On Oct 23, 2015
2face and his gene sha.....the girl is so cute! ghostofsparta come and see this!
CrimeRe: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by montezz(f): 7:18am On Oct 23, 2015
Ephemmm:
Prove to those boys in black apparatus that your friend is Charley boy, GEJ is your Pastor, your father is OBJ, while IBB is your younger brother; and you are heading to a party presided by Kashamu, but chaired bu PMB, where the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi, David Mark, Fashola, etc would be the invited quests.

They will even accompany you to the scene if my guess is right.
tongue tongue tongue

Last Bullet: If they have courage to follow you to the scene and they found nobody, just show them four uncommon batteries and tell them you are a suicide bomber .
lwkmd.....confirm werey!
FamilyRe: This Woman Happily Announced That Her Hubby is Taking A 2nd Wife by montezz(f): 5:29am On Oct 23, 2015
MosakuAW:
Hmmmmm!

Orisa obinrin ko je pe meji.
lol.....see as u turn everything upside down. orisa je n pe meji obinrin ko denu.....
RomanceRe: She Refused To Date Me Because I'm Short.. by montezz(f): 3:34am On Oct 22, 2015
koppa:
haba,censor d thing abeg,do you actuallymean there are guys with blue balls..
Yeeepa! His moniker indicates he's gat epon blue.
RomanceRe: She Refused To Date Me Because I'm Short.. by montezz(f): 3:25am On Oct 22, 2015
Eleponblue:
My dear go and make money and see if she no go crawl dey follow you...# messi #womenhavefishbrain #moveonbro
Boda elepon blue...lwkmd
RomanceRe: TOP 15 "Natural Beauty Goddess" Of Romance Section. ( THE DREAM Girls) by montezz(f): 11:40am On Oct 21, 2015
DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones I'm the man of list, we have enormous numbers of beautiful girls in romance section but few are beautiful I mean naturally beautiful even some are scared to upload their pictures to avoid too much admirers and heartbreak.

With thorough research for months. These are the QUEENs every kingdom should have :
1. Prettythicksme

2. damseyl

3. Diddyydiva

4. Harbosede02

5. Punkyveer

6. Jollyjoy

7. Kashybaby

8. Aminat508

9. Missmary

10. Redgem

11. Deejavuu

12. Pinkbarbie

13. Misspicy

14. nickkylawve

15. Montezz


These are the hottest chicks in romance section, guys brush your teeth,shine your shoes,tighten your belt, fill your wallets, service your ride and select these dream babes
take any of them HOME, MAMA can't say NO.

Additional/managable babes: vinshu,laveda
Thanks dear
RomanceRe: Hilarious .. Most guyz are guilty of this (pic) by montezz(f): 11:43am On Oct 19, 2015
Estharfabian:
Just This? cool "grin" And You guys are Feeling superior? *sighs*


Girls do way Worse Than this..... "grin"

...And You don't see Us Making Noise n feeling all High and Mighty...undecided cool
Take 5!

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