₦airaland Forum

skydeep:
The men should take charge of the kitchen after the end of this match

and the women should be eating gizzard and drinking big stout at the Nkwobi junction.

dis tin neva reach 3. Na foretaste of wetin go happen to banana banana boys for Nigeria.

femi4:
The rate at which you executes your skills is called speed

ok sire. But you do not go with singular verb, like the 'executes' you used here.

Octaves:
Abeg make una no vex. Which channel is showing the match

Check NTA.

CFCfan:
Oshoala is strength+speed+skill!

But I was taught that speed kills erm... sorry, speed is a skill.

what am i not seeing, manure don weak well well.

dis referee na good referee. E dey try.

yeah my darling westbrom. 3 points good to go now.

heat don dey do me 4 dis nairaland viewing centre.

Wetin dey do my westbrom, we need dis 3 pts to go 6th for table. Mr Irvine, oya put Ideye and Anichebe make we grind out the points.

This westbrom dey craze.

Manure, Ideye and Anichebe no dey and e come be like this, if they enta, na finishing be that na.

emlilshady:
yes oh!I heard there will be no interview. LOL!!! I'm an aspiring agent you know. nah only the one wey God talk I go listen.

I believe you!

scoffield245:
I just viewed ur pic.u look like someone in a coffin.dead right to the brains.no wonder u tink being quick witted is a liability in the job.tongue tied fellows like u don't survive as spies so better give up.u wudnt be able to talk ur way out of a messy situation wen ur bullets finish.espionage isn't for dullards and introverts. Counter insurgency requires more than shooting guns b4 asking questions.ur idea of talking less earns u noting on the job.if u don't talk u won't learn anytin either,u won't be able to obtain information from people wen all u do is come with a mean face like a rent a cop. So u two Cleobury and Esji80 wisen up

How you take see im face? I don look for am but can't find it?

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

And you want to defiantly remain a cretinous fuuktard?

Oya, tell us why you think Alams is worthy of your support, fuuktard.

Rétarded fücktard, am not supporting anybody. Get that into your fücking brain, cretinous móron.

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Are you aware now that you a fuuktard?

Have I enlightened you on that fact?

Enlightened who, fücktard? You need to go to Yaba psychiatric hospital. There you can see your fellow cretinous psychotic morónic fücktards. Ìdiot.

1025:
Mr. Sympathizer, how many nigerians died today out of the carelessness and wickedness of these rulers? how many ppl do u sympathize with on daily basis here?
these ppl are saying they have transformed nigeria. they even have TAN. in all the transformations, ur children are still outside living in countries where there is no transformation - why? somebody is not saying the truth.
what about the cassava bread they brought to us? are they eating it?
once any monkey becomes a govt official here, he sends his family abroad and start the stealing and looting business.
they are not tackling boko haram because their families are safe but death still has its ways.
who is even sure the death child of a criminal is not into drugs?
i am even praying that the UK govt use this opportunity that he is in dubai to arrest him so that he can explain to them how he turned himself into a woman and escape from UK.

Mr the Touched, I have heard.

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Do you commiserate with them?

Moronic ediot! And you have a right to vote?

E no go better for democracy.

cretinous moronic fücktard, don't quote me. Ídiot!

Sagamite:
Your case is that of a cretinous fuuktard!



You are a cretinous fuuktard!

How many of the Bayelsans that die of treatable illnesses did you commiserate with?

When they die on average at 54 after a miserably poor life, do you commiserate with their family? Or you just think "Well, that is Nigeria"?

But you are quick to commiserate with the cretins that cause such a life?

And you are saying someone else is fcked up?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Ok. Morónic fücktard you have won, carry the cup. Yeye pesin. Can anything good other than fück come out from a fücktarded brain of yours?

Sagamite:
You are dumb fuuktards.

Can you now see how dumb you are?

A brain is supposed to be used, not parked.

It was fuuktards like you that were jubilating euphorically when Alams arrived in Bayelsa after running from money laundry case in London.

Mr fücktard I never supported Alamieyesegha. I only commiserated with him on his son's death. If you're fixated about that, sorry about that. Death is not something to laugh about; it is like a rain which falls on the roof of all and sundry. It could be yours next, who knows? I wonder how fücked up your soul'll be looking at people laughing about your demise, morónic fücktard. On a serious note, don't quote me again in your fücktarded life.

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard.

How can my father be a fuuktard when his heart is not with criminals destroying your life like yours and your father is?



You are a cretinous fuuktard.

How can my mother be a fuuktard when she did not procreate a fuuktard that pulls "facts" from out of his arsse?



You are a cretinous fuuktard.

This is coming from a moronic fuuktard who is challenging people that how is public funds theirs?

I should be the one to go back to school?

You are a moronic fuuktard that needs his brains smashed with a hammer.



You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Who was born by a goat? Moronic c*nt!

We can see your "love" is only for those that are destroying your life. Moronic fuuktard! That is how stewpid you are. That is your moronic "christianity".

Dumb baastard that needs to be killed so Nigeria can develop by not having such a foool have a right to vote.



Another fuuktard that only prays for those that destroy his life.

You should be taking to a bush and shot for your idiocy!

Am sorry for you. It seems that you're mentally deranged. Your obsession with fücktard has one implication and that is: Being a morónic fücktard is in your lineage and there's nothing we in Nairaland can do to help you, morónic fücktard.

Sagamite:
I am a Fuuktard, I speak for myself and my moronic family.

I know that your father is a fücktard and your mother is a móron. And you are the mixture of the both, which is móronic fücktard.

We shall not forget the many Nigerian sons your looting has sent to earlier graves, Mr Alamieyesegha. But our hearts are with you on this one. What goes around comes around!

mod, d tin don reach 4 now. Update your scoreboard.

hollandis:
Fingers crossed waiting for Nigeria vs Kongo

Is hollandis back? I thought she on the 3rd of July said:

hollandis:
This is my last message in this forum .I am a girl of few words,so I will go straight to the point

The only reason I was proud of being Nigerian was Sports especially men's football ,but things have finally fallen apart. I have decided to hate the Nigerian football because of the Mediocrity of the fans and the players/Coach.
I was one of the people that criticized Keshis squad from the beginning to the end, and even though they tried ,I believe things would have been better

I especially hate the following scenarios
1.)Yobo thinking it is an achievement to retire after being disgraced out in the 2nd round
2.)Mikel smiling (instead of shouting) at Matuidi for Onazi's injury
3.)Osaze not protesting and getting angry with the ref for denying him a penalty


The only person I realise I liked is Emenike ,he always shouted at the referee ,if things were getting bad without any foul call
Both Nigerian fans ,coach and even Nairalanders have this complex ,and they feel the white man is better than them .I really hate this attitude


This is the end of my journey with Nigeria .I will NEVER marry a Nigerian man ,and will never go to Nigeria

Moreove I heard dino melaye battered his wife again ,and he is still allowed to be in house of rep
WHt happened to Cynthia Osokogu killers
What happened to the people who killed Yusuf ,the firs tboko harem leaders ,why did they kill him and he was unharmed
ALUU 4?
#Bring back our girls..where are they girls now ...probrably pregnant and being raped several time


Nigeria is cursed and the problem with Nigeria are the People ,nairalanders.You are all cursed......

I remember during the fuel subsidy ,i thot a different generation of Nigerian was born ,but no,they were eventually bought over


FuCUKED UP COUNTRY

Na waoh! Na so nairaland sweet. The thing no gree you hold body. Anyway, welukomu bak.

scoffield245:
PROBLEM WITH RECRUITMENT IN NIGERIA by MOPOLCHI

Thanks Man, I feel flattered. We're all in this together but we will get there. May be I will save this page so that I will publish this in my news column later.

Davidbee:
I have said this before and am saying it again, SSS is recruitng 20 candidates this year.

You people shdnt be bothered abt senators and ministers hijacking the recruitment process cos dat has been a normal way of employment in Nigeria.

By the way, make I baff naked dis moring if I hear say the 5 posters above me don't have politicians lobbying for them at DSS office but they are here condeming the process

Guy, hope you really baff unclad as usual this morning? I no condemn any process.

scoffield245:
all I'm saying is its time they allowed a true test for employment. Let them stop politicising the whole tin all times.why is every fed job like dat now.is it supposed to be so.y isn't merit any longer in the criteria.why can't the ordinary man that worked hard to achieve distinction and be able to prove himself true to the cert not be given a chance.it was not so b4.thats y the north adopted northernisation policy in post colonial times as their preference to indigenisation.they had no people wit merits so they allowed expatriates to keep manning the post rather than a non northern nigerian.look wia it had brought us today.wats de use of goin to school and suffering ur heads out if it's washing cars and kissing Ass of godfathers that will give u a job.its hateful. Once in a while the fg shud at least do a recruitment dat will be open only to ordinary citizens able to defend themselves by true tests.

I like your desire for change but the problem is how many of the political holders got their positions through the right means and most especially, by their personal efforts? I think none. Our INEC is not functioning well and even if INEC is working, we Nigerians are not ready to make the right things to occur in this country. We all have ulterior motives to serve and to protect. What am saying is that, most people up there got there via a tortuous means which involved many people's sacrifices and largesse and this always has a price: scratch my back and I will scratch yours. So when they assume such juicy positions, they try settling their cronies. Moreso, many of these civil servants working currently, considering how strenuous it was for them to get their jobs, would want their relatives not to pass through such and as such would infiltrate any genuine efforts in making recruitment free and fair. Or come to think of it, if you were to conduct the same recruitment and your child who left school for 3 years past and is at home doing actually nothing, would you not quickly insert his or her name? The issue is that the system of Nigeria is bad. There is massive unempolyment and as such, every job vacancy is an hot cake, a free-for-all fight, a survival for the fittest and a jungle where man is a wolf to man. This cruel fact is met with a bad leadership of the country. Come to think of it, can anything good come from something bad? I don't think so. My bro., the only thing that you can do to salvage the situation is to engage in the fight and try to use every object within your reach to win the fight. That is, try using every means you can to get the FG JOB and after getting it, work to the zenith of your career, the stage you can conduct a massive recruitment, it is only that time you can bring to light this desire of yours. But am afraid if you can succeed conducting a free and fair recruitment with the pressure of 160 million Nigerians breathing down your neck. Thanks.

scoffield245:
See senators high jacking our list.this federal character tin no good ooo.not at all.i wud have tot the fed govt shud kno a job as crucial as national intelligence requiring only 10 per state in two years shud be manned by meritorious employees.not people that would not even be able to analyse data. The 1st republic did not survive becos the security apparatus was inept and de special branch was under authorised. The murtala killing was a result of their failure too to forsee it. The new NSO under rafindadi gestapo also was dazed by superfluous data directing them to concentrate resources and surveillance on already retired and dismissed DMI director Gusau Aliyu.while dey were lulled into false security by the SMC indictment of IBB over de black Gold biz.hence his ability to execute the coup days to his compulsory retirement by buhari .wat then were the NSO agents doin. recruiting agents by quota and spoil system is a canker worm dat will keep bedevilling security.the agents will also remain most loyal to the senator that put them than to the FG.suffice it to say then that a man as seasoned and veteran as Aliyu gusau a one time DG DMI,DG DIA acting DG NSO ,army chief,NSA chief and present defence minister shud kno more and advice the president accordingly. They can politicise the detective cadre but make the cadets merit.i submit that that is de best way to improve our security apparatus.

Do you think those who get the job via man-know-man are not qualified graduates like you? Do you know how many years they too have looked for job? If you are the one whose person is in the corridor of power, won't you recourse to the person to help you get the job? Or don't you know that you do not get jobonly by your effort but also, by other's effort? People you know can be of help to you. What you should do is to make your honest effort, seek for people who can help you get the job and while you do the foregoing, commend it to God's hands. That's my honest advice.

Daninya1:
A African proverb goes thus :as goat take stand, na so them go price am... An ugly truth is better than a beautiful lie.. As coach Stephen Keshi has decided to sacrifice national glory for personal glory, he will fail... NIGERIANS FORGET ABOUT MORROC 2015...you can quote me anytime, anyday and anywhere...

One of the best proverbs I have seen today. Laff wan kill me here however.

Davidbee: I laff at this post



Please don't modify it

Omo the post 'resembles familiar'. Laff wan kill me too here.

The moderator be like say im drink kerosine for bringing a stale news to the front page. Oga Seun ban this moderator naa make im see how banning dey feel.