₦airaland Forum

Had a good laugh reading all the comments.

blues234:
Onye mbu ki bu. The problem is after igniting the flames of crises, una go run, innocent people get to feel the heat.
You guys should go back to the drawing board. Even Ojukwu, a senior military officer, disapproved the use of violence in agitation.
Una na ani ihe. Kanu is not a god, that cannot be questioned. Go back to the drawing bord, onye nmbu

Please,, please, it's onye mgbu. Stop murdering my beloved Igbo language if you're not Igbo.

joshuaoko:
Still available?

Can you provide Ikwerre translation? If yes, there's a big Ikwerre translation task available.

It'll be nice if you lead the way by first telling us how you handled STD's contracted from your cheating spouse.

I abhor, detest, and despise celestial churches and all other white garment churches.

Ritualistic and fetish lots. Just imagine how they wasted a young, vibrant guy on account of a despicable ritual of candles and perfume.

Well, the deceased should share in the blame cos a supposedly educated fella should have known better. Pity.

Eiyaa.

Ijaw and Efik translators urgently needed.

Kinkinatus:
Memories of living in compound house or face me I slap you in Iponri near Jubril Martins School. Landlord will be reminding you constantly before month end to pay your rent. Exactly at the end of the month, the man will be stalking the house looking for provocation and rent defaulters screaming at them. Pack Out!!! I say Pack Out!! If you nor pay ya rent. The pretty girls always dressed so gorgeously you would think, they were Lekki babes if you did not know they lived next door. They will be waiting for their man friend to come and pick them by the roadside. That time, they chin you bigtime, but in rhe morning after the night before, they are all, Hi, Hi. Excited Kids will be peeping through windows of jobless neighbours during the hot afternoon, who were busy bleeping and groaning for all to hear. Children playing on rubbish heaps cussing each other. Your father is an Agbekpo! Your mama na ashie, etc. You see rats the size of cats dashing madly through rubbish with kids throwing sticks, empty cans or rubbish at the humonguous rats. In the evenings, clouds of vindictive mosquitoes hungry for blood will drive you into your room when NEPA don take light. Thats when the roaches come out. When you see them and you smack them, they play dead, you lift your slipper to check and they dash off like a shot. There was no toilet just some shanties built over the drainage canal, so folks in the compound do their business in newspapers or nylon black bags, tie them neatly and post it over the shanty wall into the canal. Those were memories of a rough time. Those days will always stay with me.

Oh my God. I just love how you so vividly related the story. Your choice of words in the narrative was so evocative. Kudos!

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UndauntedYOCA:
When you have one for English language speaker, I'd be interested.

Alright.

0.9073458829.

1Alex:
Can it be done without physical presence?

Yes.

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Blessing1142:
no

Dear, where are you? South west, south east or south south?

okafor200:
please we all nigerians should be calm because
Nigeria will be great again!

the queen of peace is here and let us respect her for the love of GOD!

Oga, please stop spamming the whole place with this queen of peace rubbish. I take God beg you.

Revvest:
Wow I love it. Where are you based? Where can I order for it?

Nicolartstudio:
thanks for calling your order should be delivered by tommorow evening

I see what you did, but continue.

They should cut it off when she's sleeping.

Dilemma247:
My dilemma grows daily. I've been engulfed with fear the past few days. I think about my future and how I would have thrown away all the years of hardwork and perseverance if i happen to test positive.
My family dynamics is a bit complex, and people look up to me.
My girlfriend has been I'll lately. On and off. One week she's okay, the other week she's down.This has never happened to her she says and she complains saying she doesn't know what is wrong with her. And anytime she calls to complain my heart literarily "cuts". I end up crying after the conversation not just because of what it might mean for me, but because I might have unknowingly put someone else on the line.
I still get my headaches which doesn't seem to respond to medication.
I haven't been able to get myself to test as I reckon the sight of an unfavourable result would blow my life into smitherings.
I look for hope in any form, I'm holding on to straws.

I thought you said your gf is still a virgin, that you've not had penetrative sex with her? Then why is she having similar symptoms as yours?

As for you, better go for HIV test immediately. So that if it comes out positive, you'd start medication on time. Don't toy with your life. The sooner the better.

I'm a translator, interpreter and proofreader. My language pair is English><Igbo.

I'm also into voice-overs, I do American and British English accents as well as Igbo language voice-overs.

Divinenwa:
All this monikers below
and more belong to him
just to defraud people
using celestine video you
can check d main person
on nwamabo247 or
celenwa1 but he was
ban but his contack and
some post are stil here
on his profile.beware of
Goodvirtues,
SaveALife1,
1Miraclechild,
HopeinGod1,
BelievingGod,
Godslove4me,
Redeemerliveth,
GodisMyComforte,
Godislove1,
PlsSaveALife,
MercifullGod,,
Help4Tony,
SavedbyGod,
GodismyLight,
GodmyComforter,
GodisMercy,
Hope4Anthony

Good gracious! Close to 20 nairaland scam accounts?! He'll meet his Waterloo soonest.

grim33:
I’m in need of a script writer and a voiceover artist.

If interested please reply with your WhatsApp number to contact you.

Check out these 2 voice overs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RfmvC0N70o&feature=em-share_video_user


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZE7tvrhY0Y&feature=em-share_video_user

Uchek:
Please kindly educate why you think he's a scammer?

Check his account, was registered this month. The person behind the account has several accounts, some opened last year, while some were created this year.

The mods keep banning him, but he keeps resurfacing with new accounts, with the intent to scam people using the video of a seemingly quadriplegic/paraplegic man to draw sympathy.

Some people created threads on nairaland recently detailing how the person behind the account avoids all attempt to have a face-to-face meeting with him to verify his claims or even engage in a video call. He only posts his bank account details, expecting unsuspecting members of nairaland to pay into the account.

Goodvirtues:
please forgive me, if I can help myself I won't be begging I've been looking for help on nairaland please My name Anthony am 28 years old from Edem in nsukka local government area Enugu. I have been suffering from paraplegic spinal cord injury for the past 12 years now, I only able to survive only because my ageing mother look after me but life is too very hard for us. My mother is diabetic my hand are partially affected and I have severe UTI infection due to unable to change catheter we find it hard to feed or buy healthcare. Please am appealing to well meaning Nigerian to help have mercy please help us, nothing is too small and to any NGO that can accept my condition please. Almighty God bless you. More detail


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259H6roJvUU

Anthony M Okeke
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Scammer.

Obas101:
If you like carry all the belts, you can't take me down. I repeat no woman at my age level/weight size can take me down

No be you be dat wimpy-looking dude in your profile? You never see a huge, 6 feet 5 inches lady wey go seriously beat you like pikin. You think say na to dey haus dey make mouth and yarn opata behind your keypad?

Pray not to jam such ladies one day.

dollytino4real:
do i look like a scammer, a beggar? am just pass through trials it can happen to any body

Sweetie, abeg who called you a scammer?

RIP

Omg, the pics got me thinking, like how did they shit? And if they feel the urge to fvck, how did they do that? Or perhaps they were virgins all their lives?