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jesusjnr2020:
21st Century Jonah Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him

We live in a day and age where we could only imagine what might have been if the prophets and apostles of old had at their disposal the technology we are privileged to have today.

There's a strong belief they might have done much better with them considering what they did with the little they had.

Imagine a Jonah, despite being initially reluctant and consequently swallowed up by a big fish, being later used by God to warn and bring a whole nation to repentance and on her knees before God, and all that without the aid of modern day technology, I wonder what would have happened if the same Jonah had such at his disposal.

How about the other prophets and apostles that God used mightily to shake and bring the whole world to a standstill, so they'd know that He is the Lord of all the earth, and there's none like unto Him?

Not to even talk of the Master and Lord of them all, Jesus, who thousands upon thousands of people would follow into the wilderness and be there with Him listening to His Words for 3 whole days without even realising it.

Then all the miracles Jesus did, walking on stormy waters, calling Lazarus out of the tomb after four days among other mighty works He did, even without the technology and social media to leverage upon and to cover all those things He did, Jesus still stands undisputedly as the world greatest and most influential human being ever, how much more if Jesus had today's technology and social media at His disposal?

The world surely wouldn't have had an answer to that.

God bless.

Did the bible say shark?
Big fish is big fish😂

madridguy:
Sincerely APC are just too fair with the opposition party. If I am to be Tinubu, I will use the election template GEJ used in Ekiti State against Fayemi to bring back Fayose.

Vote and go back inside your house and PDP make sure they locked every top APC inside their hotels till after the election.

You are confusing GEJ with OBJ probably. The former never intervened in any election processes.

trutharena:
The hardship is temporary, and we will surely get through it.

Are we serious in this country at all? How are we going to get through it? Just give me one indicator you have seen. Inflation is going up, cost of governance and wasteful spending is going up, oil sector is crowded in criminal misery, food inflation going up, increment in school fees and poor people dropping out, companies leaving Nigeria and creating more unemployment, high cost of energy etc.

Please tell me, which indicator shows we are going through the right path? Study what the president of Argentina is doing and compare. He met Argentina worse than how Buhari left Nigeria for Tinubu but go see the exponential improvement in less than one year. Their president didn't rule Lagos but now same IMF whose script the LAGOS founder is following are studying Argentina methods how they crash inflation

Everything is not about tribe or politics. Lets start reasoning consciously together else this country may drown with us and our loves ones in it while those we are defending will run abroad.

FreeStuffsNG:
Marçal compared the chair attack to the July assassination attempt against former US President Donald Trump and the stabbing of former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro during the 2018 election, posting an image of all three attacks on Instagram with the caption: “Why all this hate?”
I hope awon 'team saner clime' suffering from low self esteem and inferiority complex can read this.
Pure American savagery , one that can never ever happen in Nigeria.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

So you brought this rubbish up to justify bad governance in Nigeria. You are a sudden nationalist cos your tribesmen and religious affiliates have captured power.
Same people like you vilified the country then when GEJ was president. Suddenly you are a nationalist.

Suddenly you are more Nigerian than others. Let's see same energy when APC loses national power to another party

But of course you will decamp to guarantee your next meals

officialwdhtv:
"What happened?" Eniola Badmus ask as she reveals she was the only passenger in business class during a recent trip by air.

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuDsIuLYv6M

You and your great grandfather Tinubu have impoverished Nigerians while enriching yourselves and some of your tribesmen and women with appointments. So how many Nigerians do you think can afford economy flights talk more of business class?

Enjoy the loneliness at the top that you guys have created but one day the poor will have nothing else to eat than to eat the rich and you will be looking like a nice, fat beacon for lunch

officialwdhtvv:
“I was on my way to America, but I decided to come here first to share in this moment. We will pay close attention to this disaster that has affected Borno State,” President Tinubu says in Maiduguri

Take a listen

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDJBUKQ1kc

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C__Ew5XNLlE/?igsh=Z3FxbGNrbHYwbmd2

Please how do I speak to a nairaland mod directly? One dumb Bleep amongst them banned me cos I retaliated an insult to a Ronu miscreant. Is nairaland now openly backing the Ronus?
For the uncircumcised Mod that banned me have you heard about X, LIB, Instagram etc where people engage and don't even realise nairaland exists? That mod better go warm eba chop than provoking me, a founding contributor to nairaland when it was still decent with intelligent mods.

As for ajala the traveler, where on earth will a public officer travel with an itinerary schedule to China or any country and suddenly add UK, Dubai and even wanted to go to America? Who called you there? Are you P Diddy's lawyer? Your trip was scheduled. And I see some Ronus above celebrating that it's an achievement. To whom brain is given, small sense is expected

Any diversion elsewhere is a breach of public trust and termed misappropriation of public funds in these hards times. Already Remi has spent 702 million naira in three months for overseas trips.
This Guilivers travels your family is embarking on will soon expose your real agenda

[quote author=chukwuibuipob post=131798057][/quote]That you are replying means you get the message Dumbo. We'll await what's coming to you

[quote author=chukwuibuipob post=131792352][/quote]Oponu

AcuraZDX:
Tinubu Supporter Makes U-turn, Addresses Funsho Doherty As "Chinedu" Over His Lagos Coastal Highway Statement

Frame 1: Screenshot of the Tinubu Supporter praising Funsho Doherty

Frame 2: Screenshot of the same Tinubu Supporter addressing Doherty as "Chinedu" over his stance on the Highway project..

Lmfaooo they are calling him "chinedu promax" in the comments. That's the guy whose opposition style they loved a year ago.

Why are Tinubu Supporters like this?

Those ones have fish and mosquito brains. They're littered in nairaland like roaches. From one yeye mamagrillbbq nonsense to one whose moniker sound like a combo of hell and anus and one that cannot feed himself saying he has Freestuff.

Brainless buffoons.

The anger in me seeing avoidable sufferings daily will boil beans. I wish we know where these BAT foolish supporters live so we can point their houses to the hungry mobs their druggie lord created for a midnight chit chat visit

nlfpmod:
Chidimma Adetshina has won Miss Universe Nigeria 2024.

Congratulations strong woman of Zion.

Leave those xenophobic rapists and their whores in South Africa trying to pull you down.

Nigeria might be going through the worse economic state of our existence due to the incurable corruption of Buhari and now his Gerontocratic pal Tinubu, but those Mzansis are not our mate when the chips are down.
We craze pass dem like heaven different with earth

[quote author=chukwuibuipob post=131789739][/quote]Olodo, with fish brain think say him smart. Some of Una get luck say nairaland dey faceless. We for the show these hungry mob wey Tinubu impoverished Una house so dem go come pay Una visit for midnight as enablers of corruption wey Una be

Killers of Nigeria

numericalguy:
Labour should tell Ajaero that he is not above the law.


Ajaero can not expect the federal government to fold her arms and allow him to be carrying out terrorists activities within Nigeria

This mumu still dey patrol for nairaland?. Your village people gouse your meat chop Palm oil this December so you stop to write rubbish.

Every unbiased Nigerian civil servant is super proud of NLC and TUC management

chukwuibuipob:
Ajaero don chopped bone wey don 🪝 his throat

You mumu eh

I blame your village people wey no use you do sacrifice. Maybe dem dey wait for December to use you chop palm oil cos your value to humanity na zero point zero zero

Alliswell248:
Hhate has blinded u....
U can't see.

Sore losers.
Bitter and hateful soul.

Your sister is in soup in Canada

Agbado illiterate and dumb hater. If you want to hate, hate for a reason. Yours is just blind.

Buhari illiterate supporters are miles better than you.

Am not Ibo since your dumbness makes you think Nigeria only has Ibo, Hausa and Yoruba.

Let me educate you idiot, if you put the other over 200 tribes together Hausa, Ibos and Yorubas becomes minority. Go read ethnic minorities in Nigeria written by W. Sokpero. We owned the resources both crude and solid minerals. Tell me one major resource deposited in the three major tribes....
Olodo!

morrisono111:
Are you this wicked....How will you feel when a member of your family dies in a car accident...Hope there will be jubilations

How many die daily in the hospital, villages due to insecurity, streets due to hunger and even in their sleep due to frustration and thinking.
Are they not humans too? Why is the life of a 88 year old man be more important than that of the rest of us? He has lived and enjoyed his prime over and over again...what about those of us who haven't tested any wealth from our rock country?

Whatever happens to whoever life goes on...

morrisono111:
Are you this wicked....How will you feel when a member of your family dies in a car accident...Hope there will be jubilations

How many die in the hospital, villages due to insecurity, streets of hunger and even in their sleep due to frustration and thinking.
Are they not humans too? Why is the life of a 88 year old man be more important than that of the rest of us? He has lived and enjoyed his prime over and over again...what about those of us who haven't tested any wealth from our rock country?

Whatever happens to whoever life goes on...

blamingthedevil:
PRESIDENT TINUBU DEPARTS FOR CHINA ON OFFICIAL VISIT



https://punchng.com/tinubu-heads-to-china-for-high-level-diplomatic-visit/?amp

Waka waka with zero results just wasting money and enriching his Family and friends
New plane dey scratch him bodi

Eagle360:
I'm not supporting the police but this is a charade from Ajaero. Is Ajaero above the law, why the unnecessary noise about police invitation?
Everything is political in this country.
They should get the f.ck, country is upside-down.

The police made trump up charges and you are here spilling rubbish. Who doesn't know it's just politics?

One day it will be your turn with Nigerian police and your tune will change

Tjra:
Nairaland na Cruise is swear.

I don laugh tire for here 😂😂😂😂😂

You sure say you fit make heaven so?

Nairaland is no longer cruise but a breeding ground for hatred. Maybe until some nairalanders start killing eachother outside I'm real life then the Mods will put stiffer bans on people and stop making it a faceless forum

yarimo:
He should be arrested, Joe ajaero is feeling like nobody can arrest him.

Who's chest beating now. Idiotic Ronu miscreants coming online to spew rubbish as usual

Go warm eba chop

Gistmedia10:
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End times!!!

.
What's the world turning into?

How many times we go say that phrase and new shockers are unleashed again

officialwdhtv:
“Please I’m begging you Nigerians please stop, you guys have destroyed so many businesses in South Africa” - South African man on his knees beg Nigerians.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFqJfTHjos

We don't like the pronunciation in that "please". You have to do the video again 😂

[quote author= post=131701723]Very Good Development for our darling nation.

Slow and steady we will get to the nation of our dreams.
A land flowing with milk and honey and some sides of Barbecue 😋.

God bless all sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians, the land will favor you patriots.
For the children of hate, frustrations and perdition, nothing will favor them in the country they curse and swear for daily.

No be curse,
Na FACT

God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬 🙏 🙌[/quote]Who do you abeg?

FreeStuffsNG:
IMF projected 3.3% GDP growth and we made 3.13%. We will eventually beat and exceed the IMF projection by Q3. We appreciate all patriotic Nigerians and lovers of Nigeria who made this possible.

All the naysayers and unpatriotic elements lule pii!

Here is the lesson to those wishing ill luck to the administration of President Bola Tinubu; when you hate, criminally defame and point accusing fingers at an innocent person, the remaining 4 fingers of illwind you wish others are pointing at you! You bless Nigeria, Nigeria will bless you, you curse Nigeria, Nigeria will curse you and your generations and nothing you sow in Nigeria or outside Nigeria will be blessed because the curse will follow you around!

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!E lo fokan bale

All this nonsense quotes is to defend a drug baron who doesn't have the credentials to defend his identity and wealth shey?

You are just shameless

GDP growth that has no single commiserate increment in the cost of living? Audio GDP.

Same GDP that NOI told us at the NBA conference that's it's been in decline since 2014?

Make Una de mind unasef oh. Chop your 30k and keep quiet....na awoof. But to Come here and mock those suffering then we go swear for your generation unborn starting with you

Morbeta11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApUgqmnnhw4



https://punchng.com/video-majority-of-women-in-lagos-are-runs-girls-isreal-adesanya/

You tapped out to a white dude.😡

Abomination

You should have died like a gladiator

ShogunNoName:
That's how it should be not the rubbish the Federal government is doing .

Tinubu is a Strong believer and user of weaponized poverty, so there eis no how he will support any schemes that seeks to alleviate poverty otherwise how can he control his areaboys and yes men?

Check his antecedents, he has always made use of willing foot soldiers to do works for him and the only way such works is in a system where there is poverty.

This is why his policies create poverty and nothing else.

He believes in having a large poor populace, tiny taxable middle class and very tiny elites. The only way Nigeria can be free is if the Yoruba are removed or leave Nigeria to go on their own , otherwise forget it.

Tinubu only will only handover to another buhari he can control. See how he has been controlling Lagos.

Nigeria is now in bondage



Plots of land available in GRA Benin city Edo state.
Send DM

So much sense in what you opined bro

jamafa:
U said nothing here.

Beautiful Nonsense!

He made a lot of beautiful sense

Julibet:
Are you sure you're okay? That was rhetorical because you're seriously sick in the head.

The idiot is mentally deranged. I have the feeling he's a 17 year old brainwashed into hate and he's not even aware whom he's told to hate...

[quote author=CrushObituaries post=131651119]We not a members of your disadvantaged family, you are fatherless clown does make us your father.[/quotere

Read what you wrote again and then coordinate yourself.
You sounded like a slowpoke

Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/breaking-cjn-olukayode-ariwoola-retires-at-70-justice-kudirat-kekere-ekun-poised-as-successor/

When the citadel of justice is corrupt, what will happen to the body of politics?

RuggedBiafran:
That moniker ain't IGBO...na all those middle belt that are useful Idiots to the North.

So because it's a bad news about Ibos they shouldn't report it? Are we even better in manner than the people we condemn?
This habit of Ibo women maltreating house helps is a cankerworm that should be rooted out of Ibo land and every true Ibo person should support it.