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PoliticsRe: Where Is Jandor? And Why Is He Not Campaigning Like Others? by morkaz(m): 5:28pm On Mar 13, 2023
kk2027:
I feel they always made it look that way to make it look like there was an opposition

Lagos has been PDAPC

They didnt see LP coming
Don't go by what you feel but what you know. Ignorance causes hatred.
RomanceRe: What I Saw In A Brothel by morkaz(m): 1:07pm On Jun 02, 2022
Candidlady:
Re you angry with the Barman?
The mom?
The kid?
Or the government?


Like it was not an irresponsible incompetent man that left her(the kid's mum) in that state.


Dead genders
Your comment tells it all. #Woundedlion
Does it occur to you that it may be the irresponsible act of the lady that makes the man leave her?
Do she even know who the actual father is? Don't forget she is an olosho!!
Let's accept that it's a numscum that but her in the family way, this singular act of immoral shows that she is a goose.
CrimeRe: How A Thief Rained Insults On Me Before He 'Escaped' by morkaz(m): 10:47am On Mar 28, 2022
Op, please it's better you report this as you might be tag his accomplice if the hotel get to know of the theft through the CCTV especially if you are captioned.
PhonesRe: Gionee Declares Bankruptcy, Enters Liquidation by morkaz(m): 9:06am On Dec 20, 2018
Luizkid:
Too bad... Under Buhari, too many companies folding up. undecided
You must b blind for not seeing that he consistently loose $144m every month since 2013. Na Buhari b president then?
HealthRe: Nigerian Herbs- Uses, Local Names And Pictures by morkaz(m): 3:18pm On May 21, 2018
Good day. Please what are the courses of severe menstrual pain and can you proffer herbal/natural solution to it? God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari's “Afternoon Nigeria” Tweet: Nigerians React by morkaz(m): 1:07pm On Jul 11, 2017
so if buhari comes back now there will be food in all your homes? Abi na money go flow for your bank account or pocket? He has done the needful before leaving by given all presidential authority to his vice thus decision making and plan implementation is ongoing. Abi no b wetin una need am 4 b dt!! I beg make una leave the old man to take care of himself and enjoy his old age. Na all of us won old ooo.
AgricultureRe: Best Cassava Production Plan To Help You Make Money by morkaz(m): 5:53pm On Jun 16, 2017
eminikansoso:
grin
OP You are a confirmed Internet farmer.
You know nothing about farming just look at your analysis, for example #88,000 for palm oil for garri processing.
Now Let me educate you on cassava farming business.
Let assume you want to farm on an hectare of land which is 100m by 100m equal to 10,000m square.
Land clearing during the january /February period will cost you 15000 to 25000 depend on the locations.
Next stage is Tilling and Ridges by tractor or manual, but tractor will be much better and will cost you around 20,000 to 30,000 depend on your locations.
Other stages include herbicide spraying and planting of cassava, you will need like 4 litres of herbicides and 50 bundles of cassava stems for 1 hectare of cassava farm which will cause you around 75,000 for proper planting of 1 meter spacing.
It take cause 9 to 12 months to reach maturity stage and it depends on the species.
Harvesting is done by hand and like me I sell by ton no further processing because of time and stress involve.
For an hectare of cassava farm highest I have uproot is about 63 tons about 2 years ago and was sold at 22500 per ton then.
Thanks
cassava farming is very lucrative no magic about it but it take time.
Thanks. Can u pls send me ur number for more enlightenment.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Me Choose Between These Two Job Offers by morkaz(m): 4:42pm On Mar 31, 2017
I would have advice the job in your line of studies because experience is key but Chinese/India!!!! Please jst forget the Chinese people. They are terrible to work with. I have like 3 frnds who has work with them and they swear for them till date avnt lsft them mre than 7yrs now.
RomanceRe: In All Sincerity, What Will You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation?. by morkaz(m): 5:12pm On Mar 30, 2017
ikp120:
Kini big deal? I married her for who she is, not who she was! She also married me for who I am, not who I was! I didn't even marry her for babies sef sad sad sad

Abi pikins to adopt don finish for "market" ni? undecided

Abeg this no be problem jare. sad sad sad sad
make una dy read post wella b4 commenting. I thnk d op makes it clear dt he marries "for the love of family" and 2ndly, u ddnt marry her 4 who she is but who she pretends to be. Tell me, will you have married her if u knw she cnt conceive? Social media is full of fake pple.
FamilyRe: My Husband Called Me A Vagabond by morkaz(m): 5:50pm On Mar 27, 2017
thorpido:
The foundation of the marriage also matters.........finding partners in a club or bar,a school environment,Oshodi market etc determines how words will be used.
I disagree with you on this. I meet my wife at the market place and I have never for 1ce in our mre than 10years relationship use a foul language on her. Not even the commonly used "ori e o pe (you are mad)". Like you have said, its communication issue. ops, the way you try to pass your message to your husband by rejecting his mum is nt right. No man will not feel wrong by this. Please you need to study each other and learn a good ways of communication. Wish u mre conjugal bliss.
FamilyRe: My Neighbour Is About To Kill His Wife!! Please Advice. (urgent) by morkaz(m): 10:15am On Mar 23, 2017
Charly68:
Stupid man who couldn't absorb heat yet calling himself man. Instead of petting the unfortunate woman & make her to show understanding he resorted to beating ..he should have gone to beat Baba in Aso Rock or better still go after Baba Good Luck in Otu- Oke for causing economic recession .Let him commit murder and go to jail for the rest of his life. He is a mini husband
I'm sure ure a kid else u will understand how frustrated a woman can make u. A man who claim he can never ever lay his hand on any woman talkless of his wife is only enjoying Gods grace of not bringing that devil of a woman his way. Do u knw hw lng he has bin absorbing dt heat till he get burnt? Please stop being an hypocate .
FamilyRe: Is My Wife Cheating On Me?? by morkaz(m): 8:50pm On Mar 18, 2017
Op, im sure u knw d ans u re seeking. But will still ans u, YES, ur wife is cheating on u. I ve same experience. I discover a certain num calld her frequently. I secretly took d num and get an unknown line to call pretending dialing a wrng num jst 2 2ruly ascertain dt its a guy. Fortunately 4 me he gave out his name. Now certain its a man i confront her biggerly nd at d same time read her body language which shows fear. With this i intensify the treat nd evn claim to ve meet the guy which she believe whn i mention his name. With this she confess nd truely desist nd i 4gve her.
In a nut shell, pls confront her.
SportsRe: UEFA To Penalize Barca-psg Referee by morkaz(m): 3:56pm On Mar 13, 2017
Dnt mind all ds hypocrites. Smebody Sidon inside his/her house blog sme rubbish nd rubbish pple like dm believe am. Y cnt we find it on UEFA site itself? mtchewwwww.
SportsRe: Barca Vs PSG ; Was The Match Fixed? by morkaz(m): 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2017
mikejegede:
barca..lols...they always work with their gloves on,cuz their job no clean..i no like them at all..they can never impress me after they use ojoro comot my team from champions league that year..PLUS HAVE U NOTICED THEIR GAMES AGAINST BIG TEAMS,THEY ALWAYS GET TO PLAY AWAY FIRST.THEN THEY GO TO THEIR CAMP NOU
TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST
.
Thank God u know that playing football is what they know how to do best. Camp Nou is a fortress anytime anyday.
SportsLuis Enrique To Leave FC Barcelona At The End Of The Season by morkaz(op): 1:22pm On Mar 02, 2017
Luis Enrique will leave his position as manager of FC Barcelona, he announced during his press conference shortly after the team’s 6-1 win over Sporting Gijón on Wednesday.

The Asturian explained his decision: “During the pre-season, I had a meeting Albert Soler and Robert Fernández and I informed them that there was a chance of not renewing. They, on behalf of the Club, reassured me that there was no pressure. That moment has now arrived and I announce it to you”.

Minutes before making it public, the manager announced his decision to the squad in the first team changing rooms of the Camp Nou. His motives were “the way I have to live this profession with a relentless search for solutions and to improve the team. This means very little time to relax and disconnect. At the end of the season it would be good for me to rest.”

A gracious thank you to the Club

Luis Enrique thanked the Club for his three years the club: "I would like to thank the club for placing its trust in me throughout my career, not just as a player but also as a coach. They were the first ones who thought I had the chance to coach the reserves, which I did for three years. Later they decided I would be the coach for these three years, which for me will be unforgettable.”
InvestmentRe: Mmm Nigeria Finally Closes Its Website,demo Is Running On Cloudflare. by morkaz(m): 10:15am On Jan 25, 2017
Superheroman:
Bunch of liars! MMM lives. God himself is strictly behind the scheme.
Please explain why my colleague hasn't being able to GH since 13th?? Despite that his Mavro was limited to 31,000, the system always delete his GH request stating an error while the another colleague cant even access his fund at all (0.00 naira limit despite having 90,000 plus mavro).
CrimeRe: We Transfer Victims’ Funds With Their Phones ­—suspect (photo) by morkaz(m): 10:49am On Jan 23, 2017
Don't think this can be true. There is always a PIN to be entered when transferring money, how did they get that?
PhonesRe: What Network Has The Lowest Call Tariff And Plan? by morkaz(m): 9:49am On Dec 05, 2016
greatestman:
With MTN Xtra Pro. I call like Dangote. Infact I don't received call from my junior ones I end the call and i call back. The only thing I enjoy from MTN. But for data AIRTEL all the way.
Please which data plan for android is good on airtel?
RomanceRe: When A Man You Love Is Too Shy To Woo You, What Do You Do? by morkaz(m): 3:34pm On Nov 01, 2016
darbeelicous:
yeah...... Totally agree.
Nd wots d needful?
Nairaland GeneralI Love Jesus Christ- Emir Of Kano by morkaz(op): 4:53pm On Oct 13, 2016
As a symbol of unity, the emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has surprise every one has he took to his Instagram handle to publicly declare his love for Christianity, as he reveals that he loves Jesus Christ. The emir, took to his Instagram to post an inscription that says "I am a Muslim and I love JESUS, Peace be upon Him." He posted that with a caption: :Many people are unaware of the fact that one can not be a Muslim without loving Jesus (peace be upon Him)."

PhonesRe: Pls Hlp With My Phone's Memory Problem by morkaz(op): 5:40pm On Aug 18, 2016
tempem:
What's the total size of all the applications you want to update?
I nvr try 2 update dm all. I do it 1 aftr d odr. I criously nid 2 update my WhatsApp nd my my dictionary.
PhonesRe: Pls Hlp With My Phone's Memory Problem by morkaz(op): 5:38pm On Aug 18, 2016
GODKID98:
It's probably a virus...Flash d phone!
Ive done dt nd d problem still persist
PhonesPls Hlp With My Phone's Memory Problem by morkaz(op): 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2016
Pls d gurus in d house. I ve a solo s5oo phone which I ve a 6GB internal storage. ive used mre dn 3GB of d memory nd still ve precisely 2.83GB. yet I get message of "insufficient memory" whn I try to update my applications. ive cleared cached data, clear sme application datas, even formate d phone bt d problem still persist. pls what cn I do.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by morkaz(m): 10:33am On Jul 11, 2016
Tnx for your response. pls note, the same problem prevents me from downloading or installing any apps. its says "insufficient memory" d phone is already rooted.
bobo65:
Root ur phone
Download lucky patcher and busy box and install them
Launch lucky patcher and move whatever app u wanna
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by morkaz(m): 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2016
Hello to all engineers in the house. please I ve a phone hat has dual storage; internal & phone storage. The internal storage is 1.27gb while the phone storage is 8gb. I thnk the phone uses the internal storage to run as well as to store. Please kindly assist me on how to move tinx frm the internal memory to this phone memory. I'm able to move few applications from the internal memory to this phone memory through Application management in settings. Now the internal memory is low, I cnt evn send pics 2ru WhatsApp or update my apps. please help.
FamilyRe: What Can You Do When You Notice Your Wife Is Cheating? by morkaz(m): 4:16pm On Jun 20, 2016
The truth is, ive always have it at the back of my mind that its difficult for any woman to stay faithful even when my wife always try to convince me that she has being faithful. But I never in any way use that to react. Lo & behold, I recently notice a number that calls her every day like u did. I use a number to call anonymously jst to be sure of my insinuation and it turns out to be true. My wife is cheating on me. I got home and i use wisdom to put it to her that she has bin cheating on me which she still deny. I now put up a case that she started an habit snce whn she has a bf. She was denying it at 1st bt slip up when the aguement got heated up that she has bin doin it evn b4 he has a bf. {{{Boom}}} she has drop d boob. "so you truly have bin cheating on me", who is segun? That's how she confess her sin and promise never to go bck to it again.
May be becos ive always knwn that women are cheaters that's y its easy for me to forgive or may b becos I belve they are all the same. If I send her parking what dd I knw that the nxt 1 will do?
My bro. jst find the right time and atmosphere and talk to her. Don't confront her open but be diplomatic about it. please think about your children
IslamRe: Nairaland Ramadan Iftaar 2016 by morkaz(m): 12:08pm On Jun 10, 2016
Wizeboy:
NAIRALAND IFTAAR SEASON 8: 2016


DATE: Sunday, 19th June, 2016 / 14th Ramadan 1437

VENUE: ALHAJA SABALE MOTU AYINKE CENTRAL MOSQUE, Beside Choppies Fast Food, Ojuelegba Road, Ojuelegba, Surulere, Lagos State

HOST: NAMUSORG and Nairaland Muslim Community

GUEST LECTURER: USTADZ ABDULRAHIM BASHIR; Asst. Chief Imam UNILAG Central Mosque; Lecturer, Department of Arts and Social Sciences Education, Faculty of Education, University of Lagos.

TOPIC: The Roles of Muslims Towards Building a Peaceful and Progressive Society


Assembling will start by 3.00pm (No African Time) at the above chosen venue and lasts till after break of fast and moghrib.

PROGRAMME

3.00 - 3:30: Arrival
3:30 - 3:35: Opening Prayers
3:35 - 4:00: Introduction/Deliberations
4:00 - 4:15: Asr Prayer
4:15 - 4:45: Deliberations continue
4:45 - 4:50: Opening remarks by the moderator(s) present
4:50 - 6:00: Lecture
6.00 - 6.25: Questions and Answers
6.25 - 6:55: Open session 
6.55 - 7.00: Breaking of fast with fruits
7.00 - 7.10: Moghrib
7.10 - 7.30: Main menu/Food
7.30 : Closing Prayers/Dispersal/Isha'



All Nairaland Muslims who are interested in attending this year RAMADAN IFTAAR should start signifying by including their names below:

ATTENDANCE:

1. Wizeboy
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Etc.




IBADAN IFTAAR 2016


Iftaar will also hold in IBADAN and is scheduled as follows:

DATE: Sunday, 19th June, 2016 (14th Ramadan)

VENUE: Iwo Road, Ibadan

TIME: 4pm

Kindly signify your intention to attend IBADAN IFTAAR by replying with "IBADAN and your name" e.g. IBADAN wizeboy.

IBADAN ATTENDANCE
1. Penmight
2. Wallyllah
3.
4.
5.
Lagos iftaar Morkaz
EducationRe: Shocking Photos Of OAU Exam Hall by morkaz(m): 1:47pm On Mar 16, 2016
This can never be an exam siting. It can be a lecture or symposium.
Technology MarketRe: Easter Promo Get GLO 4.5gb #1500/15.6gb #3500 Call/whatsap 08126609722 by morkaz(m): 4:46pm On Mar 11, 2016
maxibrainz:
1st question answer is no
2nd question you have to change your imei back to the normal one to use the glo data, it's normal glo data
3rd question it works well on bb10 devices but it doesn't work on those normal bb like bold and curve o
But u said earlier that it works on all devices that requires Internet connection!!
PhonesRe: Which Data Subscription Are You Using To Browse? by morkaz(m): 4:32pm On Mar 11, 2016
Isiri:
what is the code for this
*404*16#

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