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LiteratureRe: Please Urgent "I Have A Client Who Want To Publish A Book Online" by mortee: 2:43pm On Nov 29, 2012
sparko1: PLEASE I WOULD LIKE IF ANYONE CAN GIVE A THE PRICE LIST.
ABOUT 70 PAGES.

PLEASE VALID INFORMATION IS REQUIRED.
Before going ahead to publish online, hope your client has edited and proofread his work to make it presentable to the public.
For further enquiry, email krosdotpublishers@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Your Views On GEJ's 7am National Address by mortee: 9:51pm On Oct 09, 2012
We should learn to be reasonable when it comes to things happening in this country. The op was right to have expressed his feelings about the President's speech, and he is entitled to his own personal opinion about it. We should stop all this form of verbal violence because this is the way it starts before it degenerates into acts of butchery and savagery.
In the midst of all the unseen wars raging in this country, the President shouldn't have limited his address to just flooding. While it is true that it is a pertinent issue too, I feel he should have at least briefly touched on some of those things really hurting Nigerians and which a word or two from him could help ease some tension. Of a truth, the problem we have in this country is lack of people skilled in the art of leadership. SMH
CrimeRe: UNIPORT Declares 7 Days Of Mourning For Murdered Students by mortee: 9:26am On Oct 09, 2012
freecocoa: If I don't stay away from the internet till this issue dies down, I may just lose my mind, the pain and anger is just too much.
You get sense, guy. You just taught me the best way to stop this immense pain I am feeling inside because of this brutality and savagery. Off I go...
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Looking For Publisher by mortee: 11:02pm On Sep 24, 2012
I can refer you to one or two publishers, but first, we have to make sure your script has been proofread and well edited to make it error-free. For more info, you can send a mail to krosdotpublishers@gmail.com, then we can proceed from there.
All the best.
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BusinessRe: Finally! How To Rack Up Facebook LIKES In Nigeria by mortee: 5:58am On Sep 04, 2012
I'm sure this is not true!
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by mortee:
PetroDolla: nobody gives a shit what you as a nigerian think about me as a Ghanaian. I want to make that very clear. yes, I was at the sheraton hotel, but do you want to know when? that crazy asylum you call nigeria is not fit for human habitation. you still did not answer the salient issues i raised. guess it was very convenient to pick on the fact that i was at the sheraton,huh? very typical.

As for the insults, I didn't start them oooh. I am only towing the line of some of your deluded chimpanzees



And since you are so jobless, why don't you spend some of the time calculating the land mass for me or going to revisit the Basic Geography text book you talked about. You are such a fool who can only whine while saying the same dumb thing over and over again.
Again I tell you, have some respect for the female folks by giving credit to your women who labour and toil under the sun and in the rain to put food on the tables of your lazy, dirty wrapper tying and Alomo-drinking men.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by mortee: 11:33am On Aug 19, 2012
PetroDolla: nobody gives a shit what you as a nigerian think about me as a Ghanaian. I want to make that very clear. yes, I was at the sheraton hotel, but do you want to know when? that crazy asylum you call nigeria is not fit for human habitation. you still did not answer the salient issues i raised. guess it was very convenient to pick on the fact that i was at the sheraton,huh? very typical.

As for the insults, I didn't start them oooh. I am only towing the line of some of your deluded chimpanzees
Yes, it was very convenient to pick on the fact that you said you were at Sheraton because in one of your previous posts, you LIED that you have never been here. So if it there is anything typical, it is typical of you that you are a LIAR. I am not interested in when you came because I just caught you in one lie and won't want to waste my time reading another.
If Naija is not fit for human habitation, why not begin a campaign to get back your brothers who hawk cold puff-puff here and your sisters who sell their bodies for their daily bread?
To start with, you could just banish yourself from Nairaland and go take some courses in Personal Development and Entrepreneurship; maybe you could be smart enough to give your people cediland.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by mortee: 11:24am On Aug 19, 2012
PetroDolla: Hahahaha you just exposed your crass ignorance. did you say Ghana is not 'even as big as oyo state?' why will I even argue with an olodo like you? go back to school and learn basic geography and come back abd open that your smelly,stinking mouth. ole buruku. I have a thing or two to say about all the nonsens you just wrote,but I cant bring myself to argue with a fucking gay like you.
Yes, Ghana is not as big as Oyo State. Because, according to the Basic Geography you referred us to, Ibadan (the Oyo State Capital, mind you), is the largest city in West Africa. So if Lagos is bigger than Ghana, and Ibadan is bigger than Lagos, do the Mathematics yourself, charli!
And I happen to remember now that it was this same Ghana I visited in 2009 and some hungry-looking women at the airport's check-in counter practically begged me and my hubby for "Naija money." Petrodolla, you no get point, abegi!
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by mortee: 11:02am On Aug 19, 2012
PetroDolla: which one, who told you you have one? you call that maggot-infested facility an airport to be proud of? have you been to the lagos airport toilet? most times there is no power to run the facilites-conveyor belts, even for planes landing at night your so-called airport is a high-risk, not to talk of robbers itching to steal from passengers. even your airport officials are thieves who work with these robbers. when we say everything about your cursed country is just phucked you think we are insulting you,huh? but it is the truth now. I will rather have a smaller, functional airport than a huge facility where nothing works and passengers are constantly under threat.

I was at the sheraton hotel in lagos some time ago, and I saw a british airways crew come into the hotel under heavy security. Initially I thought it was the clueless president of that banana republic arriving, only to find out they were escorting an airline crew! chei, your country is truly phucked. just accept it,morons. i know deep inside all of you you truly know your country is irredeemably phucked and on the expressway to the dustbin of history, but you can't admit it. very soon the shit go hit the fan, wind go blow and fowl nyansh will be exposed................. grin grin
You were at the Sheraton Hotel, Lagos? Didn't you say in one of your previous posts that even your dog can't come to Nigeria? Ghanaians are known to be pathological liars anyway... But why not stop displaying your stupidity in the same manner all over this forum? For me, you have not said anything different in all of what you have posted under this topic. If you must reply this, stop the name-calling and dirty words, cool down and determine in your mind to make sense just this one time. Or to make it simple, let me remind you of an advice one of my fellow Naijas gave you earlier - CONNECT YOUR TONGUE TO YOUR BRAIN!
PropertiesRe: Mini Flat To Let @ Ikeja Off Toyin.250k by mortee: 7:12am On Aug 14, 2012
Please can you give a description of the house? How spacious are the rooms? How many toilet and bath? Is it part of the main building or in a BQ? Water? Parking space? Good road? Tiles? How many flats are in the compound.
This might help you save so much time.
PropertiesRe: Property/ Where is Dr Sign Fireman Church situated in Olodi-Apapa axis by mortee: 4:56am On Aug 14, 2012
Oga, there is no native doctor like God. Whatever the issue is, why not tell it to God? You are the architect of whatever happened to you, and you can also correct it by talking to God directly. He hears and He answers. The only condition is that you ask in faith, believing God is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him. May He have mercy on you and open the eyes of your heart to know that there is no salvation in any other name except the name of Jesus Christ. He will see you through and calm every storm in your life. Good luck!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Does It Take To Be A Good Editor by mortee: 2:52pm On Aug 11, 2012
kemtol: a good editor must av reat command of enlish language, must av a keen eye for flushing out mistakes, must no be bias in his publication, must be well informedin d subject he is writin on, must not be afraid to give his opinion, must be ready to take critisms and wry look from others, mustbe smart and accurate, cool headed, must try and confirm every news story from reliable source b4 publishin must be excellent in dotting his (i) and crossing his(t) and also av excellent team spirits among other things
Are you an editor?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are You Addicted To? by mortee: 5:48pm On Aug 09, 2012
yomz1e: Ewa Aganyin , bread agege and milo
I longed for these (exactly in that order) all day today that I had to recheck the poster's name to be sure I didn't post it in spirit. They are not my addiction though, just craved them today. My addiction would be the internet. Coke is also it, but I can stay off it for a better part of the day. My greatest addiction is proofreading/editing. I live it on every written word I see.
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by mortee: 4:13pm On Aug 09, 2012
chucky234: Enitsua am sure somebody convinced you to do this comparism without letting you know that you will end up insulting your sense of reasoning,Nokia 3310 was not even the best phone in 1999 let alone 2002. It was the best importers could make lots of profits selling since Nigerians were tech-novice back then and were ready to splash the cash just to own a mobile phone,in 2002 I had an Ericcsson phone and a bosch phone from Germany that were a delight. In 2003 I bought another Sharp phone that was a delight to hold while people were justling for 3310 and the competative Motorola Talkabout because those were the phones importers made available to them,no man in his right sense will compare Nokia 900 (Lumia) to Galaxy S3 let alone 3310.
The only worthy rival to the S3 is the HTC One X which many experts around the world belived is a better phone than the S3.
Any which way! If you had earlier come up with a creative post based on what you have said here, perhaps you would have made front page too. Give kudos when it's due, abegi!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Seen Ayotunde Aliu? by mortee: 8:39am On Aug 09, 2012
dayokanu: Dont they know the locations the money is being withdrawn?

The ATMs dont they have camera?
My questions exactly! I thought ATMs have ways of getting the pictures of all who did transactions and the exact time they were done. If this is true, it could be a good start to unravel this case.
Still, I pray that God touches the hearts of his abductors and make them release him safe and sound.
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by mortee: 6:50am On Aug 09, 2012
aieromon: Clap for yourself!!!

You made frontpage without even trying undecided
Who told you that the poster didn't try? To come up with that kind of creative, funny, and long post is not garri and sugar. The topic alone gives it a front page ranking.
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by mortee: 6:47am On Aug 09, 2012
Enitsua: 3 principles of a good media....Ability to Inform, educate and entertain i believe my thread has met dis requirements...so 4 dose who dnt get d theme of dis post. Read it again having d 3 principles in mind....luv u all though.
You try jare! No mind haters who are probably beating their heads crying why they were not imaginative or creative enough to come up with your kind of post.
PropertiesRe: MINIFLAT @ IKOSI-KETU & SHANGISHA. #200K/ANNUM.. by mortee: 9:00am On Aug 08, 2012
Pls, will you say the mini flat is OK for a new couple? How many flats are in the building? Is it part of the main building or a BQ? What about water and parking space? Pls reply asap.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Sugar Mummy Around Akure Environ by mortee: 7:03am On Aug 08, 2012
Sowie is your name. Akure no go pay u o. Why not relocate to Abuja or Lagos? Adagbamadanu!
RomanceRe: How Would You React? by mortee: 12:35am On Aug 08, 2012
Why not? It's better to catch them young. Besides, I want to believe the school will have a teaching system that won't stress the kids' brains or put them under unnecessary pressure or bad influence. If that is the case, then let the kids learn.
CelebritiesRe: Hammed Odunla 'Dento' Is Dead by mortee: 7:22pm On Aug 07, 2012
ekitikan: stroke is bad,when a 70 years old man is afflicted with it and he is been facing it for almost 10 years.So the pain and suffering is much.Abeg death is better than stroke oh,old man shyting himself oh boy better make the man get this release through death.Tnx for the prayers tho.
Oh, my! Now I understand you. I feel your pains too. But our thoughts are not God's, neither are our ways His ways. I can only pray that He heals your dad and give him peace on every side. Just keep trying the best you can to make the situation bearable for him. The Lord is your strength. Cheers.
CelebritiesRe: Hammed Odunla 'Dento' Is Dead by mortee: 9:50am On Aug 07, 2012
ekitikan: may God grant his family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss.........wish my Dad would be granted this exit too God abeg do am.
Your dad? That's thought-provoking... May God grant Dento eternal rest, give his family the strength to bear the loss, grant the rest of us good and long lives, and calm every storm in ekitikan's life. Amen.
PropertiesRe: Nice 3bedroom Flat To Let At Adekoya Estate by mortee: 3:21pm On Aug 06, 2012
You didn't say how much the rent is.
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday To Pastor Foluke Adeboye. by mortee: 11:51pm On Jul 14, 2012
georgee: Pls who is this womanhuh?
O de bi google!
Phone/Internet MarketLatest Phone For Sale! by mortee(op): 1:30pm On Jul 12, 2012
Just arrived from the US, brand new Ice Mobile phone. Features: front and back camera, bluetooth, internet, music player, radio, torchlight, memory card, dual sim, portable, and cheap too. Very suitable for people who want good phones at affordable prices, and for those who want to buy a small phone for their kids or aged parents. Call 08121301111 for more details.

EducationRe: What Can You Remember In Your Primary Comprehension Reader? by mortee: 3:14pm On Jul 10, 2012
meetmeonline: I remember this 90% well


Down by the river side the green grass grows
There sit Nene, washing her clothes
She sings, she sings
She sings so sweet
She calls to her playmates in the streets
Playmates! playmates! wont you come for tea
(****when our Nigeria was still good****)
Come next Sunday at half past three
....****NEPA take light here*****
Won't we have a lovely time at have past three
Let me finish it for you.
..."tea cake, pan cake, every (chop mouth) you need. Won't you (chop mouth) at half past three"
EducationRe: What Can You Remember In Your Primary Comprehension Reader? by mortee: 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2012
meetmeonline: Town of lagoon? which reader was that?
It's in the Primary Four Reader, and it's actually "Agbo lives in the town of Lagun which is not far from Ibadan. Every morning he goes to school..."

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