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Jokes Etc / Re: #caption This Photo Of Olisa Metuh And The Man Beside Him by Mortiple(m): 1:38pm On Feb 16, 2016
The man is thinking: wetin this thief come do for here?!!!
Religion / Re: Redeemed Church(RCCG) Pastors In President Buhari's Government by Mortiple(m): 10:15am On Feb 16, 2016
Let somebody shout halleluyah!!!!
Sports / Re: Boxing Coach Giving Morale In Yoruba (video) by Mortiple(m): 5:51pm On Feb 11, 2016
Great coach indeed! Thumps up!!

In my hay days, I would be unstoppable with such 'gingering' from my coach.

That must have been Lukman Lawal, who fought in the light heavyweight category at 2012 Olympics but was defeated in the FIRST ROUND of his FIRST FIGHT. Although HE WON SILVER for Nigeria in 2011 All African Games in Maputo.

It is likely that was one of his bouts during the All African Games.

Give it up for Nigerian Boxers!!! They are making us proud just that 'Nigerian 'nothing-ever-works' factor is their major obstacle.
Crime / Re: In Jos, Man's Head Stuck In Burglary Proof (pics) by Mortiple(m): 11:50am On Feb 11, 2016
adimoh99:


Are you now saying that yahoo boys are better persons?

NO!!! They are birds of same feather... criminals.

However, many people tend to take it easy with a criminal when he is identified as Yahoo-yahoo.
Crime / Re: In Jos, Man's Head Stuck In Burglary Proof (pics) by Mortiple(m): 10:37am On Feb 11, 2016
According to a friend from Jos, the place is known as PLATEAU CLUB (by GRA). The structure was erected by the Colonial Masters and its burglaries are said to be very strong. The burglar could have gained entrance from its ceiling but decided to exit through the burglary.

It serves him right though.

Now, his neighbours knows that he is is NO yahoo boy but a common burglar. grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Self Defence/ Martial Arts Training In Abuja by Mortiple(m): 3:28pm On Feb 08, 2016
olamega:
I am a core bred martial artist, Black Belt in Taekwondo, with specialization in SELF DEFENSE TECHNIQUES. Over 10 years coaching experience. I am also trained in other martial arts like Kick-Boxing and Kung fu. We train in the weekends in Kubwa. Training open to all ages, children under the age of 8 years will be evaluated before being accepted into the training.
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Good to know that you are a martial artist.

I became interested in your post when I saw KUNG FU. If I may ask, what style of Kungfu do you practice. Where you trained in Abuja or elsewhere? Who was your Kungfu coach?

Don't be embarrassed because I am a Wushu Kung fu Coach. Although I do it for leisure. I specialize in Sanshou or Sanda (i.e. Kungfu Kick-boxing) and Changquan (Long Fist). I am a product of the famous Iron-Man Shaolin Kungfu Academy in Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: Poster And Burial Arrangement Of Dede Oneday by Mortiple(m): 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2016
My brother from Mbaitolu, RIP!
Celebrities / Re: Florence Esu Dumps Bright Echefu After His Arrest By EFCC by Mortiple(m): 11:05am On Jan 22, 2016
When you get MONEY, girls go call you HONEY ...
But when you no get MONEY, dem go call you MONKEY ... (apology to Uncle P) grin grin grin

This is original Port Harcourt babe in action. Her philosophy hasn't changed: it is "For better, for US!" grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Newly Engaged Beauty Queen Dumps Her Late Friend Husband, After EFCC Arrest Him by Mortiple(m): 11:00am On Jan 22, 2016
Port Harcourt babe in action!!!

Money na honey.

For better For US. grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Policemen Abscond As Robbers Shoot Guard, Abduct Couple In Lagos by Mortiple(m): 3:47pm On Jan 20, 2016
This is so pathetic.

May the soul of the gallantry OPC member rest in peace.

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Politics / Re: Uche Ekwunife Kicked Out Of APC Primaries (Snapshot) by Mortiple(m): 1:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
APC just made my day!

Ekwunife .... NTOOOORRRR!!!!!!

Iberibe bu oria, onye nzuzu amaghi (Stupidity is a disease, only a fool does not know that)!!!
Politics / Re: Uche Ekwunife Kicked Out Of APC Primaries (Snapshot) by Mortiple(m): 1:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
APC just made my day!

Ekwunife .... NTOOOORRRR!!!!!!

Iberibe bu oria, onye nzuzu amaghi (Stupidity is a disease, only a fool does not know that)!!!

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Sports / Re: Emenike Was A Big Disappointment – Al Ain by Mortiple(m): 10:47am On Jan 14, 2016
How is someone who scored 9 goals in 15 appearances a flop?
Politics / Re: Ngige Tells Victor Umeh To Mind His Business And Endorses Uche Ekwunife by Mortiple(m): 10:36am On Jan 14, 2016
obidr:
Why is Umeh afraid of running against Uche ekwunife. I Hope he Won't go to the international court in Hague.
I can assure you that UMEH will unanimously defeat both Chidoka and anyone that APC brings on board.
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Never Said No To Sex Before. Should I Be Worried by Mortiple(m): 9:43pm On Dec 20, 2015
gunners160:
assis kini. Are we inesta or ozil?There are some certain threads that dont need advice but go insults to make the person matured.How on earth will a man not trust his wife because she has never given him a "no" to his sexual advances?How on earth will a man leave his family affairs and start creating irrational and heinous thread online?.People like the op break up their marriage 4 flimsy and in geniue reasons..However,if the op feels his reasons are of great concern,why not talk to wife and stop being childs?abeg he deserves more insults..
I do not agree with your view point. Every question needs an answer. If you don't have an answer for him, you 'waka pass', another may have. Moreover, i dont see anything wrong if a man like the OP whom you don't know personally creates a thread to resolve an overwhelming personal issue.

This is not the kind of issue you discuss with your partner. However Nairaland may not be an ideal place to get such advice.

Chill man!
Politics / Re: 370,000 Defect From PDP To APC In Jigawa by Mortiple(m): 9:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
What is the population of Adults in Jigawa State or are they counting children and livestocks as they often do during election and census? undecided undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Never Said No To Sex Before. Should I Be Worried by Mortiple(m): 9:22pm On Dec 20, 2015
Someone is seeking for assistance and all he could get from some Nairalanders are insults?! Some are of the opinion that it is a family affair and should be discussed at home front. undecided How? I mean how can you possibly present it to your wife? undecided I submit that these 'holier-than-thou' online marriage counsellors aren't even married.

Don't mind them bro. Now my submissions:-

1. Your wife isn't cheating and may not have such intention; a cheating partner won't be so devoted.
2. She may be more sexually active than you hence while you think you are doing more than enough she thinks you need to catch up. It will be interesting to know how regular you meet weekly.
3. She may be carrying a religious mindset that encourages total submissiveness of wife in all respect. Sometimes she might be doing it to please you.
4. She might be doing it to discourage you from having extramarital affairs.
5. She might be doing to gain approval i.e. it makes her feel appreciated and loved.

Regular exercise, good food and rest are your best friends. All the best.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Mortiple(m): 4:08pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


you hav failed ur entire generation idiiot!!...nah on top my choice u go die on top idiiot
Hahaha!!! This is what I am saying, you are calling your dad's mate an idiot?! undecided You are an embarrassment ...!!! Next time, before you insult Ndigbo, think twice.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Mortiple(m): 3:46pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


cheesy cheesy cheesy...u need a job...
If you care to know, I am gainfully employed. Moreover I am an employer and can offer you a better job. All I am saying is that you are failing your Pastor and RCCG. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Lesbian Athlete Caster Semenya Marries Longtime Girlfriend (Photos) by Mortiple(m): 5:45pm On Dec 09, 2015
Is Caster Semanya a Lesbian or Hermaphrodite?

My submissions are:
(1) She seems to me like a Hermaphrodite than a Lesbian.

(2) By chance she is a female, only a gay might find her attractive. grin

I am not going to wish her 'happy married life' because as far as I am concerned this is not marriage; it's an abomination that is gradually becoming culturally acceptable. She should go and die (in the voice of Oshomole)

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Culture / Re: History Of Ikwerre - The Bini Connection by Mortiple(m): 6:16pm On Dec 07, 2015
shachris02:


shut up am igbo....no man knows it all.
Iwu onye araaa!!! Taa!!! Gbara ogwu gi nnu ooo!!! Who asked you to post this crap riddled with lies?sad
Culture / Re: History Of Ikwerre - The Bini Connection by Mortiple(m): 6:13pm On Dec 07, 2015
shachris02:


That right there is the problem with us brother. We always feel that we are the most superior and the most smart. Every tribe have their strong points.
You are beginning to confess your reason for believing in this crap ... inferiority complex.

Can you tell me what IKWERRE'S STRONG POINTS ARE?

Addendum: Please don't refer to me as "brother" because we are never one. Binis are your brothers, okay! undecided
Culture / Re: History Of Ikwerre - The Bini Connection by Mortiple(m): 6:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
It is good to know that IKWERRE people (ndi-iberibe) are not a subgroup of my beloved IGBO. Gini ka anyi ji kwanu ha eme?! lipsrsealed

Let's hope that Benin historians will not deny these kinkana and ogogoro-drinking low-lives. grin grin
Politics / Re: Arms Purchase Scandal: Raymond Dokpesi Arrested-sahara Reporters by Mortiple(m): 4:00pm On Dec 01, 2015
Interesting!
Politics / Re: Mustapha Audu Speaks On Sugabelly Alleged Rape Story by Mortiple(m): 5:31am On Nov 28, 2015
BodyKiss:


Is that what your concern is? You're an ídîot.
You this son of a Mad Woman, God of Heaven shall surely strike you dead!! May Ogwugwu and Amadioha roast you with lightening!!!!

You are only good at calling people idiot, stupid and deluded.

Anyone in doubt should check out his posts.
Politics / Re: Mustapha Audu Speaks On Sugabelly Alleged Rape Story by Mortiple(m): 8:39pm On Nov 27, 2015
Umu agbogho Igbo na emebo kwanu Ndigbo ogenile. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Muma Gee Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today! by Mortiple(m): 3:52pm On Nov 18, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
she looks like an ugly frustrated bïtch
Sure you are alright?

Please stop insulting our wife. We Ndi-Imo are proud of her. lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: The Paris Attack And The Free Masons How True by Mortiple(m): 10:32pm On Nov 14, 2015
Copy and paste is sin if you fail to give credit to original writer. Repent!

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Sports / Re: SHOCKING!.. Manchester United Striker, Wayne Rooney Lays Out Wwe's Wade Barrett by Mortiple(m): 10:18am On Nov 10, 2015
khristals:




you don't enjoy it cos you found out it was acting?... so u don't watch movies

Both are not the same thing. While one is categorically tagged "movie", the other is tagged "championship, etc". They should come straight and tell us it is choreographed of which a lot of people don't know.

What if I say I don't watch movies? Besides I never told you I don't watch wrestling. Rather, I said "I no longer take it serious like when I was a kid". Simple grammar.
Sports / Re: SHOCKING!.. Manchester United Striker, Wayne Rooney Lays Out Wwe's Wade Barrett by Mortiple(m): 7:20am On Nov 10, 2015
Professional wrestling is a joke. I no longer take it serious like when I was a kid.

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Celebrities / Re: I Passed Through Hell To Become Star –ebenezer Obey by Mortiple(m): 8:02am On Nov 06, 2015
God bless Chief Commander himself!

Your songs are forever evergreen. I can't mention my top 3 favourite artists outside my ethnicity without mentioning you.

You are a true ambassador of Nigeria to the world.

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