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I'm not trying to be arrogant, but I'm usually disappointed with nigerians we praise what don't deserve to be praised, in China, germany or japan, the same student would have even built a luxury hi tech helicopter, this helicopter made by us Isn't worth credit because one can do it by reading books. We are Nigerians, we are creative people, we just need to believe in our selves and compete with the world

2map:
Today is 4th and yet nothing so far. I'm suspecting something fishy is going on, I don't trust unilag.

bros no fear, oluwa is in control, e be like say we go just chill small, cos the CITS or foundation people that suppose to be uploading or sorting out your results are currently on strike and are protesting right now

hackman90:
i heard straight from senate building that the result is coming out 2mao.am 100% sure

Thanks for the update, we'll all pass. IjN

davbravo:
some schools(e.g Afe Babalola university) have released their jupeb result. I hope UNILAG releases there's this week.

Thanks for the update, I smell an outrageous cut off

Influence01:
Who re d they o!

Shebi I tell this yeye boy say result dey ready. Him dey use me play. Drseno if I catch you.

Standing side by side, twins Logan and Alfie Symonds couldn’t look more different. While four-year-old Alfie loves dinosaurs, fire engines and cars, Logan prefers sparkly dresses, wands and Frozen’s Princess Elsa. But what makes their differences all the more striking is that these two are brothers. While Logan was born a boy, he is so sure he is a girl that mum Emma has taken the incredible step of letting him live as one. For the past 16 months he has been wearing girl’s shoes and dresses. He even has his nails painted his favourite colour – pink. It’s not a decision Emma, 33, took lightly. She said: “At first I was a bit unsure. When he first started saying he was a girl I thought it was just a phase. But he’s never grown out of it. “It’s still hard to get my head around the fact my son wants to be a girl. But it’s part of our ­ everyday life now. “There is no explanation for him. Logan is just Logan.” In fact his love of girly things has taken over their home in Gloucester. “When I found out I was having twin boys I thought my pink days were over, but it’s gone to the extreme where everything in the house is pink,” says single mum Emma, holding up a pair of pink pyjamas. “I bet you can guess whose these are.” As she talks, her four children – Daisy, 10, Charlie, five, plus Alfie and Logan – are eating dinner. Aware he is being talked about, Logan runs over in his black patent ballet shoes and High School Musical dress, starts to dance and says: “I’m not a boy.” Emma laughs: “You can’t call him a boy. A woman said to me the other day, ‘What lovely boys you have’ and Logan piped up saying, ‘I’m not a boy, I’m a girl’.” From the moment they were born in April 2011 Emma says the non-identical twins were completely different. “As babies they always had different ­ temperaments. Alfie was more chilled and laid back while Logan was always highly strung. He was very, ‘I’m here, look at me.’” They also preferred different toys. Although, when Logan first reached for the dolls, Emma didn’t think too much of it. “I have a little girl so I thought Logan was just playing with whatever was there.” It wasn’t until he was 18 months that Emma realised it might be more serious. “I’d always dressed them in matching boys’ clothes, like people do with twins. But one day Logan said, “I’m a girl, Mummy, not a boy.” Shocked, Emma didn’t know what to do and carried on dressing the twins alike. But then Logan’s behaviour changed. “He became really aggressive and angry. He would lash out whenever I made him wear boy’s clothes. “If you were stood at the top of the stairs he would push you. He would throw a plate at you. He used to get really angry and throw chairs.” At first Emma didn’t connect the issues. “I put all his anger down to some under­ lying behavioural issue. “Even when he was saying things like, ‘I’m a girl,’ or ‘I want my willy to fall off,’ I thought it was a phase. “I was like, ‘You’re a boy, you’re a boy, you’re a boy.’ But then I eventually stopped fighting him over it and he calmed down.” When Emma bought Logan a pair of ballet shoes his behaviour improved and she gradually bought him more girl’s clothes to wear around the house. She recalls: “Even a small thing like getting Logan to put his pyjamas on had always been a fight. But once they were girly ones, it all changed.” At first Emma stopped short of letting him leave the house as a girl. She says: “But the first thing he would do at nursery is run to the dressing up box and put a Snow White dress on.” Finally, in May last year, she relented. “I said fine, if that’s what he wants, let’s see what happens. The first time he went out in a dress he did get funny looks. But I think I noticed them more than Logan. He just walked around proud as anything. He doesn’t care what people say or if they look at him funny.” Emma says: “They still sleep in the same bed, you can’t separate them. They are so close, but complete opposites.” For their fourth birthday in April, Emma made Logan a Frozen dress and Alfie wore a Spider- Man costume.

This statistics shows the amount of nigerians that have migrated abroad since 1999.
Kenya - 547,000
Saudi arabia - 561,450
Italy- 619,000
Ghana- 677,000
Australlia - 788,144
Germany - 808,514
Malaysia - 811,000
Canada- 1,008,480
South Africa - 1,214,205
United kingdom - 3,406,477
United states - 3,711,600.


The following below also shows the nationalities of most immigrants in Nigeria
United kingdom 11,708
United states 27,004
Lebanon 44,166
India 66,700
Burkina Faso 67,000
Togo 67,400
Cameroon 67,600
South Africa 74,000
China 80,100
Benin 93,577
Ghana 124,000
Niger 133,400

markemordi:
the result doesn't look as if it coming out soon

Yes but they said it's ready

Jenny855:
bt we dnt hv any business with jambites... We are gettin admitted into 200l dey 100...

When we gain admission by God's grace we will be sent to jamb together with them as newly admitted student of unilag in 2015.so we are counted as among the 9000 unilag is admitting this year. And our year of admission will show, 2015 and not 2014 like our utme fellows. Hope you get?

I just got a reliable information from CMUL that the 2015 JUPEB result is ready. And the release is imminent. They are currently deliberating the cut off at each faculties along with the post utme as it is said that each course has a quota they can admit. And the figure is going to be shared between us and the jambite. E.g unilag can admit only 100 dentistry students so it can be 35 from foundation and direct entry and 65 from jamb. And 200 for MBBS so it can be 80 for direct entry and 120 from utme. I Pray it favours all of us and we will come out successful IJN

It all depends on you
In USA you get $75,000 anually, and work for 8 hours daily everyday but get sued for malpractice unnecessarily and so easily
In Uk you get $52,000 anually and work for 7 hours daily, 5 days of the week
In Germany you get $68,000 anually and work for 10 hours. But you must speak fluent german
In Canada, you earn $64,000 anually and work for 10 hours, 6 days a week.
In Australlia you earn $62,000 anually and work for 5 hours only, 5 days a week
In France you earn $48,000 anually, work 7 hours daily and require fluent french
In Holland you earn $65,000 anually, work 5 hours daily but must speak dutch very well
South Africa you earn $37,000 anually, work for 8 hours daily, 6 days a week.
Japan you earn $66,000 anually, work for eight hours with very low tax about 2%. But you must first spend at least 2 years Learning the japanese culture and japanese language
In sweeden you earn $ 60,000 anually and work 8 hours daily, but you have to endure the frozen weather.
In Ghana you earn $20,000 actually, work for 9 hours daily, 5 days a week.
While in Nigeria you earn $18,000 dollars anually and work for 9-10 hours daily, 6 days a week.
The above refers to resident doctors only.
The decision now depends on you!

Few months back I went to an Hospital in Ibadan. Then I was attended to by a male doctor. He seemed girlish with chew gum in his mouth but I assumed that was how he was. When I then explained how I felt to him, I. E headache, soar throat, fever. Then he asked if I had discharge from my manhood. I said NO. He than told me to lie down for examination and he locked his door. He asked me too remove my trousers that i had urinary tract infection but I was suprised because I never complained of any urinary problem. He then opened my zip brought out my manhood and started rubbing it. But when he saw my face change he left it and told me to go for a lab test. When, the result came out it showed I only had thyphoid fever. He then said to me "I'm gonna Fu*k you" then I became scared and concluded he wasnt a normal being. He later told me that he was Gay and liked me because my ass was Big. And gave Me his number incase I change my mind. Since that day I knew gays existed. My fellow brothers homosexuality is real.

A hen owned by a Massachusetts woman who specializes in chicken rehabilitation and rescue is getting fitted with a prosthetic leg Wednesday at Tufts University's Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine. Andrea Martin, of Clinton, says she is paying for the $2,500 operation out of her own pocket. She says the alternative is euthanization. The chicken, named Cecily, was born with a damaged tendon in the leg that makes it useless. The surgery will begin when Emi Knafo, a specialist in avian orthopedics, will amputate Cecily's right leg. After a 10- to 14-day recovery period, the prosthetic, made on a 3-D printer, will be fitted. Similar surgery has been performed on a rooster and duck, though not at Tufts.

Source: The Gazette

1. FRENCH

According to statistics, more than 550 million
People speak French in over 50 countries making it the most widely spoken language after English.
Countries such as Canada, France Belgium and guyana which have great job & business opportunities speak French majorly.

2. CHINESE

With a lot of Chinese scrambling for Africa 's resources as a source of wealth. The Chinese language is swiftly growing in importance as sound knowledge in Chinese could earn you a good top job in Chinese organisations through out the continent. Chinese is also the most spoken language in the world with about 1.5billion speakers

3. SPANISH

Spanish is well spoken in the united states, spain and the americas. With over 600 million speakers. With countries such as mexico, argentina and spain which have great economic opportunities. Spanish is a sure bet to learn.

4. German

German is spoken majorly in Germany(Europe's biggest economy) and some parts of Belgium. Although having few speakers. Knowledge of the German language can serve as a good asset to you. As Germans are willing to give good jobs to foreigners who understand Their language. For example an average resident doctor will earn about N160,000 monthly in Nigeria and will earn $13,000(2.5million) in USA but a nigerian doctor who speaks german very well will earn @ least. € 23,000 (5 million naira) in Germany

5. ARABIC

Arabic is known as a religious language(islam) but apart from it's religious aspect. It is widely spoken in Africa and the Middle east which are known for their great oil wealth. Learning Arabic can really get you far religiously and economically by getting you great jobs

1. FRENCH

According to statistics, more than 550 million
People speak French in over 50 countries making it the most widely spoken language after English.
Countries such as Canada, France Belgium and guyana which have great job & business opportunities speak French majorly.

2. CHINESE

With a lot of Chinese scrambling for Africa 's resources as a source of wealth. The Chinese language is swiftly growing in importance as sound knowledge in Chinese could earn you a good top job in Chinese organisations through out the continent. Chinese is also the most spoken language in the world with about 1.5billion speakers

3. SPANISH

Spanish is well spoken in the united states, spain and the americas. With over 600 million speakers. With countries such as mexico, argentina and spain which have great economic opportunities. Spanish is a sure bet to learn.

4. German

German is spoken majorly in Germany(Europe's biggest economy) and some parts of Belgium. Although having few speakers. Knowledge of the German language can serve as a good asset to you. As Germans are willing to give good jobs to foreigners who understand Their language. For example an average resident doctor will earn about N160,000 monthly in Nigeria and will earn $13,000(2.5million) in USA but a nigerian doctor who speaks german very well will earn @ least. € 23,000 (5 million naira) in Germany

5. ARABIC

Arabic is known as a religious language(islam) but apart from it's religious aspect. It is widely spoken in Africa and the Middle east which are known for their great oil wealth. Learning Arabic can really get you far religiously and economically by getting you great jobs

Please is it possible for someone to apply for both direct entry and post utme simultaneously in the same university and course. Hope it wont attract any disciplinary action by JAMB

Here is how the marks are distributed Obj 25 marks Theory 40 marks Practicals 20 marks 3 Continuous assesment 15 marks (an A gives you 5 pts B 4 pts e.t.c)

gistwithmontaro:
statistics
The Joint University preliminary examination board, JUPEB is about to be
released its May/June 2015 results, recording
mass failure in Mathematics and Chemistry
, the Head of National Office, JUPEB, Mr. Charles
Eguridu said: “A total of 119,425 candidates,
representing 31.28%, obtained credits in three (3)
subjects and above, including
Mathematics.”
He noted that when compared to 2014
May/June diets, there was marginal decline in
the performance of candidates as 38: 81 per cent was
recorded in 2014 and
Eguridu who disclosed that the results of 45,795
candidates, representing 8.61%, are being withheld in
connection with various types of examination
malpractice said, “The cases are being investigated
and the reports of the investigations will be presented
in November to the Nigeria Examinations Committee
(NEC).”
According to him, out of 542, 232 candidates that
sat for the examination, 224, 221 candidates,
representing 46.75%, obtained 3 credits and
just as a total of 321,122 candidates representing
58.05%, obtained 3credits and
In addition, he stated that the university of Lagos had the best result in the 2015JUPEB followed by the university of ibadan and then afe babalola university ado ekiti
Result would be released 1st week of August

It's not true only 3000 candidates wrote jupeb in Nigeria. Where did you see 542232. I think you curled this information from one WASSCE result statistics and edited it to Jupeb. By the way jupeb doesn't release result statistics. My follow jupebites don't be deceived just be patient till the result is out. By the way Mr Eguridu is the secretary of waec not jupeb

12. Convenant University 403 points
11. University of Maiduguri. 407 points
10. Ahmadu bello university Zaria 413 points
9. University of port Harcourt. 415
8.:Federal University of Technology owerri 422 points
7. Federal University of Technology Akure. 431 points
6. University Lagos ( dropped from fourth last year) 458 points
5. University of Benin ( rose from 6th) 461 points
4. University of Ilorin (rose from 7th) 467 points
3. University of Nigeria 469 points
2. Obafemi Awolowo University 487 points
1. University of Ibadan 491 points

10
Babcock university.
430 points

9. university of Ibadan/ university of abuja
460 points


8. university of Nigeria nsukka
480 points


7. obafemi awolowo university ile-ife
485 points


6. IMO state university
500 points


5. Nnamdi azikiwe university, unizik
505 points


4. University of Port Harcourt
510 points



[b][/b]3. University of calabar
520 points




[b][/b]2. University of Benin
570 points






[b][/b]1. University of Lagos

640 points

victorels:
This is a torture. I was very optimistic of getting this job because it is my field and I have sufficient experience on the job, But my application was abruptly decline by the ATS because I had 2:2.

Frustrated. Maybe I should start doing some white lies about my grade. What do you think people.

what's the big deal?.
that's why you really need to study hard in school.
studying hard in secondary will get you your dream course which is probably a good one and studying hard in university will get you a good grade. seriousness in school really pays because it only last for few years compared to the period you'll enjoy it.
so my brother, it's your fault. you should have studied more

mehn look at uniuyo's hostel. wow. so UNILAG is even a great school shaa

hey this is post is mainly for students writing JUPEB this year 2015.
jupeb is an exam that is set by different schools such as UNILAG OAU FUNAAB UNICAL etc coming together to set questions.
I really think we can overcome this exam by coming together.
due to previous years.
these questions are questions the individual schools give their students.
so we can all conquer this exam by coming together

so I'll suggest we all help our selves by sharing the questions set by our individual schools
(jupeb schools only)
thank you
I'm a UNILAG JUPEB student.

The fact that I cannot hide my erect di*k sometimes

withney Houston- I will always love you.
Roberta flack- shock to my system
Sade- Your love is king
Marvin Gaye - let's get it one
cool jj- I'm in love
George Michael careless whispers
New edition cool it now
Levert - I'll give anything
Ain't nobody chaka khan
Marvin Gaye- Sexual healing (one of the best)
LeVert - Casanova (also one of the best)

30. Madonna - Like a prayer
29. Bon Jovi- Livin on a prayer.
28.Michael jackson - dirty Diana
27. Musical Youth - pass the dutchie
26. Dennis Edwards - dont look any further
25. Lipps inc. - Funky town 1981
24.Rick James - super freak 1988
23. Blondie tide is high 1983
22. Diana Ross - upside down 1981
21. whispers - Rock steady 1983
20. Sade - your love is King. 1984
19. men at work - down under 1982
18. Madonna - Holiday 1985
17. New edition - cool it now 1988
16. pointer sisters - he's so shy 1984
15. Cyndi lauper - Time after time
14. Cyndi lauper - girls just wanna have fun.
13. Madonna - LA isla bonita
12. deBarge - rhythm of the night
11. George Michael - Careless whispers
10. Tina Turner- what's love got to do with this
9. Roberta Flack- shock to my system
8. Donna summer - Unconditional Love
7. Michael Jackson - Beat it
6. Chaka khan - ain't nobody
5. Whitney Houston- I wanna dance with somebody
4.Michael Jackson- Billie jean
3. Commodores - Night shift
2. Marvin gaye - sexual healing
1. Levert- Casanova.

1. Shell Average salary of all staffs N465,200
2. Chevron. N430,400
3. Nigerian Breweries N364,000
4. NNPC. N350,500
5. MTN Nigeria. N308,650
6. Etisalat. N283,500
7. Dangote. N281,000
8. Globacom. N279,030
9. Guarantee Trust Bank PLC. headquarters N268,000
10. PZ. N267,800.

according to the research performed by 6 UNILAG mass comm student in 2012 including by big bro Soniregun adeleke olusheyi
here are the 10 courses in Nigeria you will encounter geniuses

1. Medicine and Surgery. 65% of them are geniuses
2. Electrical engineering. 55%
3. Law. 40%
4. Mechanical Engineering. 30%
5. computer science & engineering. 26%
6. Economics. 23%
7. pharmacy. 20%
8. Accounting. 20%
9. Chemistry and Biochemistry 18%
10. Chemical and Civil engineering 18%.
applies for UNILAG UNI IBADAN UNILORIN UNIBEN UNN AND OAU ONLy

well this poll is for people with true knowledge and understanding of physics.
well these 3 scientists have been argued about as the best physicists but whose the best

Albert Einstein. - worked mainly on modern physics I.e the theory of Relativity and photoelectric effect

Isaac Newton Also worked on classical mechanics 1D motion thermophysics and optics & waves

Michael Faraday. aka the electricity man....
worked mainly on Electrolysis and Electromagnetic induction.