When your current facebook location is London. Your school is Ekiti state university and you work at "MTN, South Africa".Your tweet is always from Malaysia. Your BBM location is Dubai and your real GPS location is somewhere in Oyo State. But you want God to locate you this year. My dear, where do you want Him to start from ?

hnmnnm
it is simple; it's called 'saving the future generation'
here is the maths,
first generation;
ugly + ugly = super ugly ( wowo)
ugly + fine= average ( above or below average)
fine + fine = finest
now see 2nd generation if they all marry ugly peeps,
wowo + ugly= monkey
average( above) + ugly= ugly
average( below) + ugly= wowo( senior or junior)
finest + ugly= average ....
guess you know what will happen in the third generation if this trend continues!
#save the future#
#do the neeeful#
#prevent ugly ugly copulations#
#together we can achieve this#

vizkiz:


do you know why it will take longer time for you guys to make it?

It is because y'all dummies keep engaging yourselves in unnecessary expenses. What do you need a car for in the first place when you can't even afford a house on your own?
I think people are suppose to get wiser but instead y'all keep getting stupi*d by the day

this one that wey you dey hala for house, e be like say house mata hard una well well when una small!!!! abi na house dey give levels for your village doz years! ogbeni relax jhor!!!!! na wetin you like you go use your money do na!!!! abi na your money!!!!! smh

Afam4eva:
Who's that yellow girl that was jumping like a frog?

e be like say our mind dey in sync!! e be like say na die hard fan of DonJ!!!!! I just taya for d girl oo

I only had a D.... and that D was in ELA301.....Uniben engineering wicked those years sha!
Imagine having 9A's and Just a D in ELA that semester!...so so absurd!!!! but who cares?

see the handwriting of the parent!!!!!!
Tech indeed!

Like the missing axe that was later found,
O Lord, wherever she might be,
Bring Her back safely!

#i just hope she's alive#

Larry O Larry,
why hast thou heeded the call of death so soon!
Kaka, as you were fondly called,
so sad you had to exit like this!
The memories of those time we had together in school are ever fresh,
Your skills on the pitch, your favourite No 22 Kaka Shirt,
You could play anywhere on the pitch!
Above all, you were a calm and gentle guy!
You were a good Christian!

I have been fearfully shocked since I heard about your death yesterday,
Your death hath kept me thinking,
about the ephemerality of life,
sooner or later, we'll soon be gone!
But while we exist here, let's serve God, live holy, shun sin, do good, help others..
Just like you did BRO....
so that we'll have hope of spending eternity in Heaven!

In all, I thank God for your life!
Farther along, I know we'll understand why!


RIP Kaka
RIP Larry
RIP Goalkeeper
RIP Engineer.

#we'll miss you#

Too bad I live in a country where we have to shout, protest and fight for what should be legally ours!!!
workers protest to get paid their monthly salaries,
labourers protest before they get their wages,
students on scholarship protest before getting their monthly stipends!!!!
even in banks, unless you shout and protest, the money mistakenly deducted from your account may take century before being remitted back!!!
#which way naija#

London’s world famous Sunday market, better known as Liverpool Street Market, in East London is facing hard times as some of its businesses are folding up while many others are struggling to stay afloat due to the low patronage of Nigerians, a Daily Trust findings have shown.
The 400-year-old market, which sells mainly clothes for women, men and children; designer goods, as well as bric-a-brac and household goods, is patronised mainly by Nigerians and other customers from around the world.
A recent survey by Daily Trust showed that the change of government in Nigeria, coupled with cash and financial policies that placed restrictions on the amount of money one can travel with or withdraw abroad have led to a drastic reduction of Nigerian customers at the market.
In one of the big textile shops in the market, an employee who craved anonymity told Daily Trust that their sales had slumped by more than 40 percent since the inception of the President Muhammadu Buhari administration, adding that the few Nigerian customers who come in now buy only a fraction of items they used to buy in the past.
In another top textile shop with a reputation of serving tea to big time customers while they shop, a manager who wouldn’t like his name published said their business has been going through “tough times” in the last few months due to a “significant” drop in the number of Nigerian customers. “When the going was good, a lot of Nigerian customers bought assorted items in bulk and opted for door- to- door courier or cargo delivery in Nigeria,” but lamented that they hardly have such customers now.

Hajiya Rabi, a store operative, while confirming the decline in sales owing to a drastic drop in the number of Nigerian customers, said the future of businesses, especially textiles shops in the market looked very bleak without robust patronage by Nigerians and other customers.
Speaking in the same vein, a shop owner, Chief (Mrs.) Franca Aina, said sales had “really, really gone down,” and attributed the trend partly to restrictions on credit card spending and the limited amount of cash Nigerians are allowed to carry or withdraw abroad.

Aina, who is Nigerian, said the situation was so bad that some shops and businesses were closing down, stressing that: “I think it’s because of the new government’s war on corruption.”
“In the past, Nigerians used to come here and spend (money) anyhow. But now only a few come and they spend very little. In many shops, 90 percent of sales are by Nigerian customers. So you can see why the businesses are folding up,” she narrated.

The shop owner appealed to the Nigerian government to look into the cash and financial restrictions placed on its citizens travelling abroad, stressing that people should be allowed to carry as much money as they wish as long as they could prove ownership of the money.
“We go to Switzerland and other countries to buy goods and carry as much money as we need and the UK does not stop us as long as we can prove it is our money,” she said, pointing out that placing a blanket restriction victimises innocent people who earn their money legitimately.
Daily Trust reports that in most of the shops visited, operatives were seen idling away as very few customers were in the shops, unlike in the past when such shops were a beehive of activities as the operatives struggled to cope with customers’ demand.
A couple seen seated in one of the shops told Daily Trust that they were from Nigeria and they came to the
market to buy some fabrics and other items for personal use and gifts (tsaraba) for family and friends at
home.
It is recalled that businesses at the market recorded very poor sales for a few days in January 2012 during the fuel subsidy removal protests in Nigeria when flights into the UK were suspended, and it took weeks before the situation became normal.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/international/london-market-closing-due-to-low-patronage-from-nigerians/119292.html

London has fallen...... #Trailer#

clark0:
Watching "Aloha" starring Bradley cooper (Obviously one of my favorite actors), Emma stone and Rachel McAdams

just finished watching....love the movie

geobukky:

If I tell you say I drilled nko

#hands down#
but you know say you fit still miss TD sha!!!!!

geobukky:
Flat spot

Hmmmmm....
#False Flat spot dey ooooo....#
You may never know!

sifo:
They show urself oh!!!! Geophysicist

sifoski, sifoski, finally you show!!!!!!!
I get the feeling say you dey this thread, and finally you show!!!!
hehehehehe.....
You na Chief na!!!!!!!!
You, Castagna, and Gassman dey chop for same plate na!!!!!
I hail the SIFO!

geobukky:
Abi u got d award ni

lolllll
which DHI can you use to verify that?

Obiwannn:


How only you take know all of them?

You de work for AGIP ni?

lol

nahhhh...

AGIP works for me!

Joy83:
Who knows how many people were awarded for international scholarship and if they have contacted anybody for local scholarship?

Cc: dannyabba

yeah! They contacted the Local Award winners 7 weeks ago!
I know 5 persons in this category.

Plateau, Jigawa, Oyo, akwaibom.......error!
high level senior Wowoooo..#

Plateau, Jigawa, Oyo, akwaibom.......error!
high level senior Wowoooo..#

Hahaha.....I don laff Tayaaa!!!!!!
#high level senior farts#
loll......
lollllll
Abeg, make She go stitch her Anus!
# Pending the time, pls nor buy beans or eggs for house ooo, else even your Neighbors go begin complian!!!!!!
lollllll
But seriously, Nor be YOU give am belle? Why not bear it then! Shikena! We men ehn!!!!!!
orisirisi...

phyllosilicate:
He said only in the "North". That's been sentimental and not an analysis. The first HOD of my department in UNIBEN was an HOD when he only had an Msc.
.
He should have done his analysis without mocking a people.

Guy how far na, nor fall our hand na! You for no talk UNIBEN like DAT jhor!!!!! lol

agentsK:

REALLY!
REALLY!

You surprised?

geobukky:

Yea... I know shell is in control of the program just as Total is for IPS... There was even a year dy only paid 290k... The issue I jes have with center of excellence is that wen I checked dia website it was last updated 2013 so no info... Buh shey na dia u dy ni, wen d form dy comot and hw much, if I have the 500k I'll so go, I tink CPG form is available till next month the tuition is abt 1.5m I tink.... The MSc from the 2 institutions are better than most UK schools plus u get 6 month IT in an Oil company (that alone sef dn kill any msc and ofcourse u get ur moni back ) @ a point I said if I can't do msc @ any of the 2 schools, I'll rather nt do msc, buh wia d money dy... If u have info kindly supply me Sha, God can still do anything... There is also one laser geoscience training like Dat (basically oil and gas training, geological Geophysical and geochemical tools) it's also 1million for registration and it's jes abt 6months and I tink dy attach u for IT too... We no nid to go UK buh dis tins cost for here too and dats y normal geoscience curricula in most Nigerian universities are poor, like u pay 150k skool fees and u get 150k value plus u spend average of 30months if u are lucky and brilliant

https://uniben.waeup.org/applicants/pgc2015

follow that link, the application is still on and will close on the 11th.
Just give it a SHOT!

Yeah you are right, 3 years ago, they paid only 290k, but garri don cost na...lol....You know what I mean!
however, you can get a scholarship during the program from PTDF and co!

Just try!

geobukky:

Na xo the tin b jare... I really wish I could go buh it's money... Heard it's abt #2.3m.... I was even thinking about center for petroleum geoscience @ IPS uniport... They are both elite programs buh d fee is crazy... Me sef wan go soft rock na,na dia some ppl dy see billions stash

yeah it's about 2.5million, but SHELL gives scholarship to all admitted students.
as at last year, those admitted only paid 500k.....
It might change this year o, but it cant be up to that of CPG in Uniport..

NB: CGPA requirement 4.0 and above!

geobukky:

... Na basement complex area I dy ... Am in ib jare.... #Geophysics

Geophysics, thats cool!

Apply for MSc Integrated Petroleum Exploration and Evaluation Studies( Geophysics Option) at the Centre of Excellence in Geosciences, UNIBEN
You will really enjoy it. The course content is very rich.
Borehole Geophysics
Quantitative Interpretation and Rock Physics
4D seismics
Seismic data Acquisition
with modules in petroleum geology and engineering...

leave basement complex and hard rock region and come over to the Niger-Delta basin!!!!!
lol

sonnie10:


That is just his position in relation to the angle of projection of the camera. It is called distortion in photography. Distortion could cause elongation and sometime magnification of the image. A application of the principle is in medical imaging when there is an over lapping of bony structure on another obscuring it from being view.

guyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

You must be seriously high!!!!
You don craze for book ooooo!!!!

your explanation na wa ooooooo....

I hail thee!!!!!

All Smiles!!!!!!!! YOU wan make e frown ni? Change the FP topic jare!