₦airaland Forum

olakumby:
after eating jollof rice?mayb it wasnt peppery.

lol..Peppery u say. Badt girl

Wike is already gooner

Grinch:
U must be a crackhead ni*ger

ok

MisterLongman:
Both the government and the people are to be blamed.....
This wires shouldn't have been in a residential area or they should ve been removed when the such area becomes occupied by people or to be passed underground.....
Imagine people were crying foul when ogun state govt. decided to demolish houses under live wires despite the fact that its for their own good

bro..no where is safe. Hanging wires on poles is as risky as burying them underground. I was almost electrocuted back then in skul as a result of underground wires. The floors of my hostel became extremely hot and we couldn't walk on it. Had to call on d hostel authorities to shut down power completely. The prayer we shd pray is that we don't fall victim of these eventualities.

charix:
Walking* dead. They're half dead since they 'escaped' death. Lol.

hmm..what's d name of that village again? Buhari needs to probe the king of that village

I dey tell u

charix:
Normal thing. Happens a lot in my village.

then there must be a lotta dead people in your village

Blizzyblinkzy:
No! West

well em sure its only u who can testify to that.

How is this possible

Blizzyblinkzy:
Where i stay, suya is sold in the day.

u stay in d north right?

MikelEleta:
what's the question

that's the question

Sorry..I know this doesn't belong here. But this question be hovering in my mind.

YourMain:
Lol I'm Nigerian tho

Tis nice knowing u on here

YourMain:
Ireland
You ?

Afghanistan..











Nigeria

YourMain:
Lol well yes.
Not everyday someone says you're beautiful

what's ur location?

MISSNORA:
I'm great... Someone is getting on my nerves...

hey yhu...how u doing?

She was never meant for me...realised much later..

YourMain:
yes it is me.
thats very kind of you. thank you

hehehe..did u just say kind?

YourMain:
I'm actually ?

yea..or is that nt u on ur profile?

YourMain:
She is tho

you actually are..

chocolateme:
wow! Hope these abusive words have calmed your raging nerves down? Are you feeling better now? Just that I wish it was coming from my fellow woman. But if you still feel the urge to continue amd also feel like syrangling chocolateme, then welcome to her "quote'
Don't need to reply the next quote because you are not a WOMAN.

Wicked..














I repeat..this is one hell of a wicked reply

Sleekyshuga:
Wetin be this na ?

that's haitian language..u probably haven't heard of it

YourMain:
She's so beautiful

she is beautiful bt not so beautiful

RIP to d dead

Ok

realjoker:
was a Typo, I just see it

Yhu shd nt have quoted me na..u quoted me with another blunder

realjoker:
Because I am a twins



PHONE RINGING**
ME- Hello!
UNKNOWN- Do u have a boyfriend?
ME- Yes! Why do u ask?
UNKNOWN- Its me your father! So u idiot have a
boyfriend at this age? We shall see when i get
home.
ME- Dady pliz I was joking i can explain...
*He hangs up*
PHONE RINGS AGAIN,
ME- Hello!
UNKNOWN- Do u have a boyfriend?.
ME- No!!!
UNKNOWN- Oh honey so u're ashamed of me??
ME- No! My luv pliz forgive me i thought it was
my dad!
UNKNOWN- Yes it is still me your father i just
wanted to confirm if you have a boyfriend i'll see
you at home.

if nt for d joke u gave here, I would have lambasted yhu for ur first statement..which one be "I am a twins"

shokky24:
Indomie instant noodles....super taste super you

u seem high on rat poison

MISSNORA:
lol yeah I am...thanx thanx

sorry to bother u..is dis u on ur pro pic?

MISSNORA:
Hmmmmm

u seem like one newbie around here..anyway I welcome u..

chocolateme:
Congrats sir but what of my uncle Wenger?

maybe when he wins a champions league medal...


No no..that's an uphill task

Let him win d premier league first

Aminat508:
Where is osun state?

one lower belt state in croatia