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Entertainment › Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by mozele(m): 7:22pm On Mar 29, 2016

sirTesco:
O God!
How on earth will I be able to locate u so that I can take the bones in ur body out of it joints.
U would have seen the beast in me.
O God!
Only on NL will a bloody civilian like u insult 'men'.
What a pity!

What a clown! Thank your stars NL concealed your real identity.

Bloody aspirants forming cadet since the days of Adam!

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Entertainment › Re: 5 Funny Yet Annoying Things Nigerians Do At The Cinema by mozele(m): 8:41am On Mar 28, 2016

sirTesco:
Here in NDA, we don't have time for such shit.
Soldier till I go...

wetin you come dey do for NL? Wait make i go report you! Village man

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Yemi Alade Celebrates Easter, Shares Photo Of Her Mum, Real Mama Africa by mozele(m): 3:49pm On Mar 27, 2016

shamecurls:
She looks good tho! But that would never make me alter or change my mind about world known fact that Okro soup is far better than Ogbono soup anyday, anytime

#TeamOkro

you dey craze? Why you go dey compare ogbono and okro?

E be like say your taste bud never jam better ogbono soup before. Too bad! You better go find wife wey sabi ham marry.

Events › Re: Photos From Two Nairalanders' Introduction Ceremony. by mozele(m): 5:25pm On Mar 26, 2016

halfricanadian:
exactly wat we talking bou

I'm sure d dude for don bash girls well well for nl con go marry girl

this wat we wanna b seeing on nl

Not we were dating for 20yrs nd broke up cos he spoke to a girl blah blah blah

Happy married life o

lolz dating for 20yrs? Na die be that o...

Celebrities › Re: Eva Alordiah Quits Music, Her Last Show Holds Tomorrow by mozele(m): 12:06am On Mar 26, 2016

Chanchit:
That's why its not easy to invest on ladies, they just see husband and burn ur investments.

haba mallam! Na you go marry them?

Politics › Re: 31 Girls Arrested In Hotel By Kano Sharia Police by mozele(m): 7:59pm On Mar 25, 2016

Princewill1:
I thought they said that Nigeria is a secular state?

nothing about Nigeria is secular! Her citizens are only suffering from over-open-eyerism.

You just got scammed!

Politics › Re: 31 Girls Arrested In Hotel By Kano Sharia Police by mozele(m): 7:55pm On Mar 25, 2016

flexshop:
When would Christian states have Christian police? So anyone doing ablution in public places would be arrested?

is ablution now a crime or you're just being sentimental?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Wash & Kiss The Feet Of 4 Nigerian Catholics, 3 Muslims,5 Others by mozele(m): 8:44pm On Mar 24, 2016

baebae:
Waiting to see a picture of a muslim do the same..

still dreaming ba? cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Wash & Kiss The Feet Of 4 Nigerian Catholics, 3 Muslims,5 Others by mozele(m): 8:36pm On Mar 24, 2016

Heromaniaa:
You can never please Nigerians. #fact

stupidity is a very terrible virus that eats the human mind and rids it of its sanity.

Am more convinced that you've lost your sanity!

Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Egbeda Market In Lagos (photo) by mozele(m): 9:45pm On Mar 22, 2016

HateU2:
Heheheheh
Odikwa serious
Who will propose to me now
Preferably Mushin market

lets go to iyana-ipaja

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Find Hairy Ladies Attractive? by mozele(m): 9:19pm On Mar 22, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah an I said you best not or you goin' ta jail.

funny enough i reside in a suberb in Nigeria. Going to jail just for a slap? Maka why?

I'll plead my case.

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Find Hairy Ladies Attractive? by mozele(m): 8:31pm On Mar 22, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Well when the pick ya up fer assault then you'll know I ain't .

lol. Funny.
Its not an assault, its mutual. Remember i asked first?

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Find Hairy Ladies Attractive? by mozele(m): 10:54pm On Mar 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
I'm callin' the cops!

cops ke? You gotta be kidding me!

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Find Hairy Ladies Attractive? by mozele(m): 9:59pm On Mar 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
You best not even try

and if I?

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Find Hairy Ladies Attractive? by mozele(m): 8:23pm On Mar 21, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Now ain't this some mess.
Ya'll want us as soomth as a baby
but ya'll uh'll be harried under the arms an on the legs like cave men!!

Well I want a hairless man too!! :

anty you go chop slap?

Politics › Re: RiversRerun: Thugs Injure A Policewoman In Tai LGA(pics) by mozele(m): 8:15pm On Mar 21, 2016

STENON:
Hmmmmmmmmm

wetin do you? Hot yam dey your mouth ni?

Still confused by your former reply tho.

Romance › Re: When Will Nigerian Men Start Looking Like This? by mozele(m): 9:06pm On Mar 20, 2016

LuveU2:
You noticed too?

hope you also have something to offer than wish-washing!

Politics › Re: RiversRerun: Thugs Injure A Policewoman In Tai LGA(pics) by mozele(m): 9:59am On Mar 20, 2016

STENON:
"We" told them to stay indoor bt they went ahead to cast their votes for those set of people that didn't evn knw if they'v ever existed.

hmmm

Agriculture › Re: Have You Ever Seen Black Maize Before? This Will Shock You by mozele(m): 11:53pm On Mar 19, 2016

Gosj01:
Endtime corn... is that corn or Maize?

@Op, differenciate btw Corn and Maize??

endtime craze.

Politics › Re: RiversRerun: Thugs Injure A Policewoman In Tai LGA(pics) by mozele(m): 11:49pm On Mar 19, 2016

STENON:
It's a lesson for others.

lesson? Maybe this your statement needs an elaborate explanation because as for me, i just can't figure what this lesson is all about!

Pets › Re: How To Stop Your Dog From Eating Poo by mozele(m): 12:08pm On Mar 19, 2016

xandyE:
Taaa gbafuo

lolz. Gbafuo ko, gbabata ni.

By the way, sorry for the loss.

Education › Re: He That Thinketh He Fall,take Heed Lest He Be Broken-tips To Academic Success by mozele(m): 11:59am On Mar 19, 2016

A very wonderful piece. Still wondering why no patronage till today. Oh, i forgot, its actually not related to fashion or celebrity noga-panga.

Education › Re: What Can I Do With This Cgpa?(kindly Help With Advice) by mozele(m): 10:18am On Mar 19, 2016

EastGold:
1.Try to improve your grammar, there is nothing like "am a student"

2. Quit nairaland

3. Read very well

4. Don't miss lectures

5. Make use of the library

6. Forget anything called relationship for now.

point blank!

Op self determination and less play(including chit chats, gossips, social media) is your answer.

Go and fail no more...

Pets › Re: How To Stop Your Dog From Eating Poo by mozele(m): 10:45pm On Mar 18, 2016

xandyE:
I had a puppy Morgan,...loved him but he was stolen

Stolen? That word is so antiquated. Instead you should say: Someone that is in dire need of it than I am, took it. Simple! wink

Food › Re: Top 4 Popular Nigerian Fruits You Don’t Know The English Name For by mozele(m): 8:19pm On Mar 17, 2016

TastyTuoyo:
Here in warri we call the Tiger nuts....Hausa Groundout and the Black Velvet Tamarind is called ...Segun.

Educative

thumbs up OP

Segun ko, Mukaila ni!

Politics › Re: "Tell Wike That I Will Attend Night Club In His Village"- Amaechi Vows. See Pics by mozele(m): 1:20pm On Mar 14, 2016

Tokt:
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Rubbish. Wike has been making series of noise virtually everyday before now, u lot had no issue with it. Now that the Lion is in town and he decided to roar JUST ONCE ooooo u lot are talking rubbish.

ofcourse you and I know that if APC didn't win the presidential election, Amaechi would had by now, gone on a voluntary exile.

Still got me thinking if he no longer have tasks on his to-do list as the Minister of Transportation. Or is this one including nightclubbing also included in his potfolio?

I really don't give a dam* if you call him a lion, nkita or olongbo, let him get back to work is all that matters!

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Crime › Re: Cultists Behead Two Students Of Abia State University (warning!! Graphic Photos) by mozele(m): 1:08pm On Mar 14, 2016

tspun:
I don't pity guys like this.

why do you say so? huh

Politics › Re: "Tell Wike That I Will Attend Night Club In His Village"- Amaechi Vows. See Pics by mozele(m): 12:24pm On Mar 14, 2016

Tokt:
Wike is in soup. The Lion is in town.

Nah... You are wrong!
Have you forgotten that its only the empty barrel that makes the....

I comment my reserve before i become a victim of mob action on this thread.

#by the way, am no supporter/fan of any political party since non of then don't know i even exist while they go increasing the size of their belly with public fund.

Family › Re: Missing Kid Pls Help. Photo Added. by mozele(m): 1:38pm On Mar 13, 2016

twilliamx:
My sister's friend son is missing. Please help spread the word and also pray for his safe return.

Chiwetara OKonya is 8years old boy ,was last seen at about 5.20pm riding his yellow bicycle around circle mall by jakande roundabout Lekki, please anyone with info should call the following numbers 08095949407 08022238175

it would be much better if you upload more clearer picture(s) of the lad.

Agriculture › Re: Poultry Farming, For Meat Or For Egg? by mozele(m): 3:53pm On Mar 11, 2016

Omoluabi16:
lol.. ur quite ambitious.As young as you are you want to start making money.Do you even have capital

lolz don't underestimate or kill her courage. Atleast she's not asking for a boyfriend or a sugardaddy that would be providing her all her needs.

Ladies and their revolutionary spirit get as e be these days tho.

Politics › Re: Troops Repelled Attack In Pulka And Bitta(photos) by mozele(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2016

toltee4real:
ALUTA CONTINUA VICTORIA ASCERTA................................AMEN

i dey always hear 'aluta continua.' please what language is that and what's the meaning?

Pets › Re: Please Everyone, What Can We Call This Animal? by mozele(m): 11:48pm On Feb 27, 2016

Mckandre:
german shepherd

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