₦airaland Forum

dguizman:
In Ghana again,these people don dey pass their boundry o

don't be so suprised, Ghana has a large population of hausa/fulanis too even though they don't claim Nigerian.

dajoaneke:
Would you have prefered to know his hangouts and lifestyle after saying yes to him?... As for me, I support the guy 100%. If my bad habit keeps you away, you have no reason to eat my shawarma or suya and pretend we are cool.
Abeggiiii

do you really intend living with your bad habits the rest of your life?

write2obi:
Why would any sane man travel to Vietnam

have you forgotten?

Ego dimpka!

godsluvee:
You dey mind the idiot called ifeanyi ubah

Governorship election, he didnt win

Its how to make 200naira to $1 that he knows

Talk is cheap nowadays

Talk is really cheap when you thinks others think exactly the way you do... Nne get a life, i love you tho.

sinaj:
Evn with a pretty wife, his Diick cudnt remain loyal



Smh


I evn tot he is a responsible man coz of his age



Men I hail thee!!!

stay there dey dream

DashMeYansh:
*YAWNS*===I don't believe it

ok.

DashMeYansh:
"Magun"-This is what I call Bullshitt of the African Order...It's likely a movie cus I have a divk and there's no way a man and a woman can be postioned standing like that(It might be possible but he will be in one hell of a pain.

And, Thats Vaginismus for the Superstitious dumbfvcks around...It's a severe contraction of the Vaginal muscles that clamps down on the penis during sexual intercourse some argue it's more pronounced in Africa because these lazy hoes just wannna eat shawarma and Pepsi, they don't exercise their body not to talk of kegel exercises for their pvssy so they have no control over the muscles.

They usually tend to have Borehole for Pvssy

truth be told, you've not experiend this incident face2face in the african setting! Coz if you've done, and seen it from the begining to the end, you'll be awed that sometimes what you consider 'wisdom' in your own sense is actually 'folly.'

Lolz Op you've not actually read and studied your bible.

Too bad...

MrImole:
Bro, it's not about dossage, it's about (mg). If you have never taken it before I'll suggest you start with 100(mg).

There is always 10tablets or capsules in one satchet.
Let me give you the price range for each (mg).

50mg = #50-#70
100mg=#80-#100
150mg= #150
200mg=150-#200
225mg= #250

you sef dey advice bad thing for pesin pikin. I don submit your case for heaven!

Christane:
A friend now ...am nt sure paractemol av al those side effect you listed ...cus many people wud die daily ...cus d drug z sold in almost al shops world wide ...ur analysis didnt sell ..cus i aint buying... since av bin usin d drug av nt heard any problem dat d doctor nw tel me dat z becus of paracetamol usage ..instead it help me cure pains n headache ..cum to tink of it where did u get ur fact 4rm are u a doctor??

Lolz. See question.

boss1310:
the nanny must have plenty scars of injuries inflicted on her by the woman to warrant her being in chains and orange jumpsuits

Nigerians as just too fast in accussing people without going to the root of the matter of even try to do some little investigations.

A woman of 38years old being enslaved in that type of manner. A Nigerian woman for that matter wey eyes don over open! If it had been that she's under 20, we go consider ham, But 38years old haba!
#ProbeTheNany!

[quote author=INTROVERT post=42796483][/quote]you don dey over lose form these days, abi that boy don break your heart again?

diegwu01:
Ben bruce...... .. One more thing..
Start showing only NollyWood Movies too in Silverbird Cinemas

Nah! That would be too bad for the Nigerian market.

Nigerians will always have the urge to watch international movies. Perhaps if only Nollywood movies are displayed in the cinemas, Nigerians will one day get tired and forced to go online to pay international platforms just to watch a movie.

Instead of giving out our money to the internationals, i think it is far more better it is spent here. It all narrows down to the Entrepreneurial Mindset which Baba Bruce and his crew at Silverbird are gracefully utilizing.

Opinedecandid:
Lie lie health minister.

Lie lie government.

there is nothing Lie Lie in this matter. Just take a look at your environment or try to remenise on your past(if you were brought up in the ajepak class of the society).

Those ori pelebe and ori kekere... The symtoms tho...

dachaste:
This got me wondering, who do we blame? Wasn't the handwriting on the wall very clear to d guy? Abi is love that blind?

Lmao! You'll be shocked when you realise that what happened to that gentleman is actually not ordinary.

Truely, many that listened or read this story will never believe it, even if they do, they'll always consider the man as a fool.

Meanwhile to me and some other fellas out there, this incident is not a new thing. It all narrows down to the ladies out of desperation to marry a ready-made man, the go to the extent of hypnotizing their catch with charms to tie them down and do all what they(the lady) says no matter the circumstance. Many might read into it and say it is love; love is blind you know?

But this one caught the wrong one coz she mistook his pocket for something more bigger.

Na God save her say d guy never recover, unless he go don over pound her coconut head.

Nice 1

bastien:
make I drive am commot for ur body na

lol you still be learner. Try substitute the "afraid" and put "fear."

no dey fall guys hand again, shebi you dey hear me so?

matrix199:
Grimace applies to the general facial expression. Grimace lasts longer than 3secs. Yinmu literally means 'move the nose scornfully'. Yinmu is a quick tingle of the nose. So snout(verb) is a more qualified term because it involves the movement of the nose only.

Lolz wetin man no go see. Good explanation although it doesn't mean the movement of the nose alone.

It will be nice if you guys show the OP a practical example, or make hin better go learn Yoruba 121

pussygotlips:
Still on a mission to fvck at least a girl from all the departments we have.


#16 down

something you'll do and begin to regret latter.

Piece of trash!

Tolupage:
Beautiful kids, happy birthday.

I pray to have such lovely children..

do you really have to?

mokoshalb:
thanks for your contribution!..
:::
Stay updated at www.mokoshalb.com

with all these specifications, what are the price range of a good second hand or new laptop?

Durentt:
Second time posting d same stuff. Airforce1 you'll never mak it in music if u continue lik dis. Watch and see.

sounds like a curse...

nusta:
If found guilty, they should be punished in equal measure!

confused tho. Will the be gang-raped as well?

opeaceo:
1. the cost of a cup is 1.1 unit

2. 10 minutes

3. I don't think it is possible.

you were too fast in answering the question.
the second questions is supposed to be 100minutes
as well, which is equivalent to 1hour 40minutes.

ceejay80s:
All trucks brt buses and molue ont have break pedals installed in those vehicles, I observed that they don't step on breaks.
Trucks and brt buses have only clutch and throttle

you must be kidding!

have you ever been into a BRT or any Truck whatsoever before concluding? if you havn't. you really need to take a mini tour someday
or an excursion into a BRT/Large Buses/Trucks and take a look if they have Break pedals or not. and if you are still not convinced, i'll suggest you ask a BRT bus driver. there is absolutely no way you'll feel comfortable driving a vehicle without Brake or else you want to begin a killing rampage!

FoxyFlow:
Just yesterday, there was an argument in the department between a bunch of us. The topic was about the laziness of Nigerians. While most of my coursemates were of the opinion that Nigerians are lazy, I was of the opposite. They stated reasons to back up their points. From the fact that they see beggars on the road to those who sleep under bridges. They even went ahead to use the school and department as examples.

I was perplexed. Nobody was helping me out. I brought arguments but they were rebuffed. How on earth will someone look at Nigeria and Nigerians as a whole and classify us as lazy. Yes, we have people in government who are giving the institution a bad name. From the inception of democracy till date. But I know that lazyness does not synomnise with Nigerians.

This could be aptly seen in the way Nigerians go about surviving everyday. Yes, we might have one or two beggars on the street but it takes perseverance to bear the cruel sun, skills to bandage your hands and talent to appeal to the emotions of other Nigerians.

Why blame the people for their laziness? A point was made about how Aliko Dangote started his company from the scratch. I countered it by naming his uncle as the sponsor. How many Nigerians have rich uncles who are willing to loan them such huge amount of money? Because the money given to our own Aliko Dangote then is ten times its value now. They mentioned bank loans, I countered with the inaccessibility of funds by an average Nigerian. They said work for someone, I asked where the job is.

When an opening was made for the driver trainee stuff in Dangote's company, we all heard it. He came out on news and pointed out that doctors and professors were vying for positions as drivers. Is that not pitiable? We churn out graduates from our higher institutions yearly yet jobs are not forthcoming yet you say Nigerians are lazy.

This is not the time to start blaming the government. This is not the time to blames the elite masses, this is not the time to blame America and other western powers. They are not our creators. This is a time to sit and reflect. Does prosperity really come with hardwork? If yes, why then do we have poor people in Nigeria especially in the rural areas?

These people work their bones to feed Nigeria and Nigerians yet after years they have nothing to show for it. The only time you see cars and trucks in their villages is when there is a need to transport farm produce. These are also bought cheaply or putting it rightly, the farmers are ripped off. Then you come here and tell me Nigerians are lazy.

Look at your dad in the eye and tell him he is lazy. You will be surprised when he would tell you his life history. All of his hardwork and where he presently is. No blame games, I am leaving the government out of this and I am also leaving the elites out of this. I am only screaming on top of my lungs that Nigerians are not lazy.

Please, when next you see a man begging on the street or sleeping in his shop, do not attribute it to laziness. Ask him his story before drawing a conclusion.

Bless your souls.

By

Joseph Success

hmmm.

When you see a particular man for 8-straight years still begging at road sides, what can you say his problem is?

ladyF:
What a man can do, women will always do better. We are way smarter, way organized.

Click "like" if your mother is a woman. Click like if you are happy to be a woman too.

[size=15pt]LadyF[/size] is happy to be a woman

i thought you are a Lady?

Wetin happen?

dollyjoy:
well said.


tolerance and understanding is paramount in the marriage institution.



the instances you cited can be overlook if tolerance is there.

did you read that course in school?

CharlyNick:
I can't remember Jesus being poor though .

so I see no reason why I shouldn't be wealthy I mean SUPER WEALTHY

if you like get money pass Bill Gate e no konsin ham, just don't let it get into ya head!

Suigeneris93:
There's this family I know that the mother always invariably takes the side of the younger child in a dispute because she believes the younger child is quite harmless and angelic but the girls have just a year difference btw them, in that scenario is it right?

the genesis of corruption, nepotism and division in the family.

One silly mistake parents do that makes the ones always being prosecuted to lose confidence and hope in them.

EggovinMma:
I don fart for crowded place, lock up like say no be me.

so fine girls sef dey fart?

*squeeze face*

#idonbilivit

chowlade:
Wotz wrong with u?

I was interested in becoming your friend, not until i saw this your post that scared hell out of me.

Kai...