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CultureRe: Nigerians Living In The Dfw Area? by MP007(op): 6:45am On Jun 26, 2007
big mouth, i get new patient , cool
CultureRe: Nigerians Living In The Dfw Area? by MP007(op): 6:40am On Jun 26, 2007
u know wan tell me, idokay
CultureRe: Nigerians Living In The Dfw Area? by MP007(op): 6:35am On Jun 26, 2007
where u dey self, u know every thang, first african food rest in dallas,, now party , where u dey self, ? aint gonna let offf work cos a party , lai lai
CultureRe: Nigerians Living In The Dfw Area? by MP007(op): 6:24am On Jun 26, 2007
when is that? where? dont really go to nigerian parties
Jokes EtcThe Confession' by MP007(op): 6:18am On Jun 26, 2007
A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.
Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch
yesterday.
Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?? the
priest asked.
Because, father, he touched me on my arm
without permission.
Do you mean like this?? He touches her arm.
Yes father.
That's no reason for calling him a son of a
bitch.
But father he also touched my breasts.
You mean like this?? He touches her breasts.
Yes father.
That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
But father, he took off my clothes.
Like this?? He takes off her clothes.
Yes father.
That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.
But father he then put his you-know-what in
my you-know-where.
Like this?? He put his you-know-what in her
you-know-where.
Yes father, she says sometime later, after
catching her breath.
But that's no reason to call him a
son-of-a-bitch.
But father, he has AIDS.
That son of a bitch!
Jokes EtcMy.profession by MP007(op): 6:16am On Jun 26, 2007
A.prostituite.was.arrested.y.the.police.and.was.asked.her.profession.she.said?social.engineering?,i.e.she.builds.and.demolishes.ERECTIONS!
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 5:29am On Jun 26, 2007
nah! u said i was a story teller, how is similar, i dey look my patients jare!!, oni yeye
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 5:19am On Jun 26, 2007
G , u said it all, omoge, my patients are fine,
HealthCure Of Aids Is Been Hidden To Protect Billions Invested In Antiretral Viral by MP007(op): 5:18am On Jun 26, 2007
From unreliable sources grin there are indications that there might be drugs that cure Adis afterall, It was learnt that docs are not planning to release or invest in it cos they stated that there is stil much to gain from the billions of dollars invested in antiretral viral drugs, do u think my unreliable source is true? dont yarb plz, this is serious
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 5:08am On Jun 26, 2007
yes o , dem don turn me to owl
HealthRe: Who Own The Child,is It The Mum Or The Dad by MP007(m): 5:07am On Jun 26, 2007
use brain plz, they both own the baby , they "did it" together not seperately stupid, all this cultural steriotypes sucks
TV/MoviesRe: Best Nigerian Film Ever: 'Last Men Of New Jerusalem'? by MP007(m): 5:05am On Jun 26, 2007
thank God nobody mentioned ramsel noahs love love movies, grin
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 5:04am On Jun 26, 2007
like i said, u have a big mouth
PhonesIs The New $600 iPhone Really Worth Investing In? by MP007(op): 5:03am On Jun 26, 2007
Is The New Iphone Really Worth Investing In? 600 Dollars !
[img]http://images.apple.com.nyud.net:8090/iphone/images/2007/06/iphone_hero_20070621.jpg[/img]
phone+mp3+ipod+internet+video conf+message+3 way call etc, for 600 dollars.
ComputersRe: Poor Internet Services By All Nigerian Internet Providers by MP007(m): 5:01am On Jun 26, 2007
who is surprised here? grin, na today?
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 5:00am On Jun 26, 2007
its good to have friends but dont be 2 parasitic, excessive dependence is dangerous to growth and development
EducationHow Hard Is Admission Into College Programs In Texas by MP007(op): 4:59am On Jun 26, 2007
You u really necessary have to make striaght A with preqs?
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Home Video Titles by MP007(m): 4:57am On Jun 26, 2007
soulpatrol:
abi o. all na kuku fake love. naija love no real at all. all na just for name. hiss!
haters love, dissing love, monkey and banana love. and my new movie , YANKEE LOVE, STARING ramsel noah , we re omo grin
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 4:55am On Jun 26, 2007
so are u telling me u had no plan for urself, friends sometimes screw up, this aint abt meeting nigerians , its abut planning ur life, u cant be acting as parasites, u gotta stand on ur own , this is america!
CultureNigerians Living In The Dfw Area? by MP007(op): 4:53am On Jun 26, 2007
Just want to meet nigerians living in the dallas-forth worth area or close to da metroplex, i dont really see a lot of nigerians around like in houston, Its like yall hiding or somein, my email id is monacoprince007@yahoo.co.uk
TravelRe: Sos: A Nigerian In Dallas Needs To Find Other Nigerians Fast by MP007(m): 4:49am On Jun 26, 2007
I live in dallas tx , if u really want to see lots of nigerians, thats not  hard, wait stil sunday, visit any redeem rccg church in your area, , if u need help finding it al sure help u out ,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nigerians In Texas: Hello!!!! by MP007(m): 4:36am On Jun 26, 2007
living it up in da DF dub, (dfw), what it do, d-town in the building , its summer, taking some claases
RomanceRe: I Need Advice From The Only People That Could Advise: by MP007(m): 4:17am On Jun 26, 2007
just wondering why u keep using "AA',
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Home Video Titles by MP007(m): 3:59am On Jun 26, 2007
sweet love, crazy love , fish love, my love , only love, beautiful love , love love, passionate love,, amazing love, dangerous love, krazie people .shout out to ramsel noah, we re omo, cant the guy do a movie without the title love?
Christianity EtcRe: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by MP007(m): 3:52am On Jun 26, 2007
so if it aint sin what is it? banging and swanging?
PoliticsRe: Oil Discovered In Ghana by MP007(m): 3:26am On Jun 26, 2007
soulpatrol:
ha ha see beef o. cheesy
what da? no be africa? it aint gonna do ghana no good, ur leaders will stil work their pocket, na today?
RomanceRe: My Workaholic Boyfriend Is Always Working by MP007(m): 3:23am On Jun 26, 2007
Sweet T:
@richie-x
Take that picture down !!! what do you think you are doing ?? You look like a hired killer. you have no business taking pictures if you are not photogenic !
heheh, holla at ur boi, in dallas, monacoprince007@yahoo.co.uk
PoliticsRe: Oil Discovered In Ghana by MP007(m): 5:41pm On Jun 25, 2007
dont give a dam!

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