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Why Africans Can't be Terrorists
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it

A man in his late 20s is writhing in pains at a Lagos hospital after his live-in-lover nearly bite off his manhood for bringing another woman into their home.

The young man, identified as Femi Sunday from Badagry area, is under sedation at Milla Hospital, Awodura, Ajegunle while the woman escaped being lynched by a mob having been rescued by policemen from Ajeromi Police Station.

According to neighbours who witnessed the early morning bizarre act, the woman, in her late 30s used her teeth to bite Sunday’s manhood during the fight.

read more of this funny but tragic story on
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2006/sept/05/national-05-09-2006-02.htm
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why are u guyz going off topic, its like dem don put "something" for the food wey u chop chop chop even carry go house eat for 2 months

che! still remember high school dayz, enough love letters from girls( i be cute boi now), lol, with enough grammar, but i think "love letters" are from kids, why not approach him/her with confidence,

i think this thread is for the ladies only,

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naughty by nature

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JustGood:
na so o. I have never seen that kind of behavious since I left secondary school (boarding house).

poster's friends are hungry (and shameless) people.

]\ lol , this is a serious matter ooo


they aint my friends, i wouldnt have posted a thread like this if they were my friends, and besides i would have beaten the crap out of them, naija and ijewuru, enough mo gbo mo branch

i live in texas, went to wedding in maryland, how i take know them?

100% CHANCE THAT U WILL LOSE HER, just a matter of time before u see better toto "mr young pimpin"

Which one is the most effective, prayer or praise?

depends on the personal relationship u have with God, i get annoyed when people say isrealites are Gods "only" peple, jews dont even believe in Jesus, they think he is just a brother from another mother,

depends on the personal relationship u have with God, i get annoyed when people say isrealites are Gods "only" peple, jews dont even believe in God,

Siena:
I'D say because it's too close to home, they won't feel they've really travelled.

REALLY ? OR THEY WOULDNT FEEL THAT OTHERs THINK THEY HAVE REALLY TRAVLED,

I just wanna know why nigerians dont usually travel to west african countries(not to stay but just forhave fun), i do not think u have to wait for a visiting visa to the us or uk to enjoy life, I visited benin republic and gambia when i was in nnaija and it was fun, why must it be uk or america what do u think?

i remember the time for naija, after jjs3 , its either you wanted to become a doctor, lawyer or acountant, thats all it took to make the decision that we shape up our lives, but wait ooo, wanna share why u choose either commerical, science or art, ART students ? hmmmm, they were seen as retarded suckers back in my days in high school, dont believe they are but,


back to the issue of limited dreams, so u end up in a university come realise say o boi many correct carriers dey ooooo but by that time its too late, what do u think?

I was in nigeria last year. I almost bust into tears when i visted some public primary schools in ogun state, I am a product of public education, along with my buddies from public primary schools, we competed with the very best outta private primary schools around (ogun international montessorri, alaba lawson, etc). mehn! we had a rivary , hot debates on ogun state television almost every week, , but now, hmmmmmmmmm, what happened? its like the foundation has been forgotten, the govt no realise say poor man pickin need education 2

From what i saw in naija, kids of these generation can only get the best primary education from private schools , but no be everybody fit afford am now, come see as kids dey waste away, i just couldnt believe it, ha! nigeria!!!

want to share ideas ?

I have my own version of "family values" but I think its time people start explaining what "family values" means to them,

hAVE u noticed or done it? The way nigerians, even the once in yankee act when it comes to food and drinks at parties espcially weddings? complete disgace,  most akata and africans always complain about naijaa's attitude when "food don land",

I was at nigerian wedding last week friday,  and my God,  i was ashamed to be a naija man that day because the way my country people dey behave. People eat only one plate and left the party,  but naija no!!!!  come see how naija man dey run with 12 packs or DR pepper water go car like bolt wey win olympics, carrying food to parking lots 10 times, drinking like sH6%t, ,    It got to a point that i couldnt stand it no more. I was mad this particular naija dude, The guy first took two 12 packs of dr pepper into his car and next 4 take way plates and then another 3 packs of 7ups and on and on and on, (him dey run up and down like person wey dey run marathon). ,   wetin dey cause am?

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A girl caught her father having sex with her brother, when her mother was not home,, they claim they are gay, and she has a feeling this has been going on for long, but she just caught them. She is in shock. what should she do?

Mine is,  " hold my purse",  thats the grandpa of humiliation, whats yours?

see how messi(less) messi finish naija? che!

1am,

I think the forum was a set-up, Obama shouldnt have attended at all, it even made his rating worse amongs the conservative christians

Jesus christ!!!!! this is terribe ooooo,

ASO EBI, these yoruba people sha !, lol

i dont have anything against ghanians , all i was trying to say is that u shouldnt expect everybody to like u or ur nation , this aint even an issue, the next time u go on there just hush ur mouth and go with the flow