₦airaland Forum

Trying to justify what cannot be justified. Little wonder your epistle is this long.

9jatriot:
If you are nominated by a Nigerian president to the Senate for confirmation to be the head of EFCC, the following steps will help you get a take a bow treatment at the senate flow and subsequently get a confirmation before you walk out of the door of the hallowed chambers.

1. Be nominated by an alleged high profile corrupt politician as in the case of waziri nominated by Ibori
2. Steal like the politicians you are trying to investigate especially recovered funds so that the senate can have a bargaining chip with you to keep you in line when ever you are tempted to cross the line. Refer to Lamorde the former EFCC boss who is alleged to have diverter over 2T naira and is at large now.
3. Pursue only yahoo boys who have no political back bone nor party and leave the big fish who steal in local and international currencies. refer to Waziri.
4. Allow governors steal by looking the other way and stop tracing bail out funds, paris club funds, national assembly funds because these governors will simply direct their senators to say "nay" on the senate floor.
5. Learn to accept bribe once in a while and stop trying to follow cases to their logical conclusions. That way, politicians are sure that by pressing the right button, after all the initial noise the cases will die down but a system where you pursue all cases with vigour is certainly not going to get
6. Most importantly stop discovering moneys in bunkers and abandoned houses at a rate that seem to suggest that you are coming close to the houses of the senators, do you want to give them heart attack before their time not knowing if the next house will be theirs?

If you wish to be get confirmed by the "Nigerian senate" and work happily, then you have to observed those simple rules. However, do not try this in Singapore, China, North Korea and other very strict places, these steps will send you to the hang mans rope instead in those countries. They are only very effective in Nigeria.

So intelligently penned down. Thumb up

maberry:
Where my father dey when this man dey make this kind money?

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Hahaha. You funny walahi

Nice one.

nanizle:
Please clarify the kind of punishment you are referring to because beating kids with a cane and setting kids on fire for eternity are quite different although I support neither.

Hope you are not trying to run away from your shadow. God bless you this Sunday morning.

nanizle:
@OP the earlier you wake up from your delusions the better for your well being. You'll live a more peaceful life if you leave religion... No demons to be afraid of, no mammy water to fear, no hell to be terrified of, no 10% religion tax.

Religion is playing a lesser role in developed societies, the same societies that shoved their religion down our fore-fathers throats and made them abandon their traditional religion while enslaving and colonizing them.

Now you are here carrying Christianity like it's your birthright.

Try study a bit of history and religion and you'll see that religion is simply a man-made tool with the sole purpose of to controlling the masses... to tell you what to do without question and to profit those at the helm of affairs. Religion achieves this by majorly instilling fear on followers. Threatening fire and brimstone for those who disobey and promising "heaven and everlasting life" if they obey.

But I do understand where you're coming from. You're coming from a position of being heavily and mercilessly indoctrinated leading to your delusions, so much indoctrination that you believe that all those who don't believe what you believe (muslims, jews, hindus, traditionalists, atheists etc... yep all of them, billions of them ironically created by the same God) are destined for eternal suffering in a lake of fire.

The even more ironic thing is that your fellow religions believe the same ridiculous thing.. eternal damnation for unbelievers.

So who will make the so called "heaven"? (this reminds me of one thread... I'll try find it).

Whose religion is true and which is false? (spare me your biblical quotes as your fellow religions to have similar quotes, equally infallible

All religions can't be obviously right at the same time. So you see it would be reasonable that they are all wrong.

Your wish or fact? That different versions of a product exist does not mean none is original.

NamieNamie:
What make you say God is good when he is revengeful, full of hate and wants you to burn in hell for not believing in him? God is hate.

And what will one make one say you or your father is a good person when you punish your kids accordingly when they go against your rules?

Believe in him and continue to sin or believe in him and hate sin?

...so take my advise is definitely one of them. Should be: so take my advice

martineverest:
i dont support violence...but this man got what he deserve...y name ur dog muhammad when u know the implications?

Some people are just professional troublemakers

Oga read the post before you begin to write nonsense.

What's the point of this post? Nonsense..

AutosBay:
Go to school, learn and graduate

Like a robot, right?

olumosen:
You can correct my English. It's my first time of creating a topic.

As it was written in the bible that whosoever that do not believe in Jesus Christ won't be saved and will rot in hell. My question here is what will happen to those who never knew Jesus Christ?

Where does the holy Bible tell you he who does not believe in Christ will rot in hell? Why are you judging those that don't believe or where born before the birth of Christ? Have you forgotten the same Jesus advised you should not judge?

Nice one. More stuff like this. This is the only way we can develop.

Speaking long grammar. What are you guys still doing in that backward place? This is a good opportunity to leave the town, the state as a whole.

Peace corps is a scam that is feeding off of graduates' folly and lack of job.

MxtaMichealz:
The owner of instagram page @NigerianWomenDiary, real name Adeola Olonilua, was arrested by Big Church Group yesterday for defamatory reports about Churchill Olakunle's company. She was arrested at 3pm at Tantalizers at Lekki Phase 1. The woman is still in police custody at Maroko Police state and according to sources close to the company, they have decided to let her go after she signed an undertaken.

http://www.thearticle.com.ng/2017/02/woman-who-called-tonto-dikehs-husband.html

Undertaken or undertakeen or none of the above

Bahddo:
If I talk now, dem go see me as the enemy. Lying unconscious for 3hrs is not the same as being clinically dead.

Being clinically dead can also be in a minute. Miracles still happen mr science.

Chuksonyeike:
Don't insult the mother of Jesus because you think you don't like Catholics. Be warned

It's you that got it wrong. Nothing wrong with what he said. Just don't assume what he had in mind. Take it on the face value. All must hail Mary. An archangel did it. Why shouldn't men and all creatures?

Law enforcement agents must have broken the mirror. Mirror wey dem suppose protect.

Wiz3t:
The graven images including mary's statue which you all bow to and pray to are direct examples of Idol worship in the Catholic Church. Or have you not head or read what God commamded in the Bible?

You
folks read but don't study the bible. The Ark of Covenant and the images of angels in them were
what?

diamond990:
so no catholic person can defend his or her faith. well d person who uploaded such pics failed to tell us if weather its a burial ceremony Wich I suppose so. while d dressing of dat priest is nt complete. 3 important dress are missing in dat pics so his like an ordinary man. bible started its clearly dia is no connection BTW darkness and light,nd d priest might be a relative to d dead person,or a family friend. even mbaka dad was a known traditional man yet his only son become a priest.as 4 d person who said catholics are known 4 dia idols worship while na freedom of speech u get.dat priest has every right to go dia Becos a person dat want to spoil catholic image refuse to tell d world wat occasion is going on and who is priest to d dead person mind Angelica priest dress like catholic 2.

Defend what? Nothing to defebd. I love allowing the ignorant to perish in their ignorance.

Uti abi na Oti, you had nothing to say.

Obimgbo:
Kemi...funny woman, but the knee though

Nothing absolutely wrong with the knee

Elrufai 'those behind the crisis or those behind the killings'? Young man, call a spade a spade.

Atmmachine:
You're a rat

Yes, what are they fighting for ?? If they are against Nigeria, at least they should take the bombing to other states in Nigeria

Who are they blowing up ??

The igbos ran away long time ago

You must be so dumb if you don't know that 100% of the people they bomb are their own people

They should at least take the bombing to Lagos, Onitsha, Aba, Cross River, Rivers state to show me that they ain't the dumbest people on earth

A sick fool spotted and ignored!

Atmmachine:

Hahahahahahahaha

These people sef

They want the President of Nigeria to be from their tribe, they got it

They want igbos to leave the North, igbos left North

Now, Tell me what they want again

If these people divert the energy, determination and accuracy they use in making bombs and engaging in violence into trying to better their states, their tribe would have been better than the USA

How foolish will i be to strap a bomb to myself and go blow up my igbo brothers ??

Why should some people from a tribe i wouldn't mention, who have produced like 5 Nigerian President and are still poverty stricken restort to bombing their own people ??

This is beyond foolishness

So if they blow up other people that are not from their tribe which they are doing anyway, they will be so wise?

Emu4life:
BREAKING NEWS # ECOWAS troops to force MANCHESTER UNITED out of 6th Position.

very funny. laf wan scatter me here.

Those looking for evidence. Even if you're shown a million evidences you won't still believe and even if you believe it does not matter. Your belief neither adds to or detract from the truth. Keep looking for evidence.

Lanre90:
This is the literal meaning of the poor eating the rich

Which poor? Could the poor have access to logistics and arms for such operation?

Nice one Mr vice president. But know it that until people (culpable police and judiciary officers) are shown the way out disgracefully or punished in one way or another this will not stop. And this is an indictment on your govt. You have no option but make sure the rule of law works, and must be seen to work, in that regard.

Bunkum. And I bet this must be from the evil one. This is one of the evils of many of these new generation churches.