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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus: UCL (0 - 0) On 19th April 2017 by mpatu1: 7:23pm On Apr 19, 2017
tonyflash43:
In case you are not aware, this match will be monitored by the CIA, FBI, SSS, SWAT, RANGERS, NAVAL SEAL, Paratropers,
M16, Marine, OPC GROUP, RRS, KGB,
EFCC, ICPC, NPC, CUSTOM, NSCDC, FRSC; PEACE CORPS; *NPP polling agents* to prevent what happened to PSG repeating
itself!!
Barcelona!!!!!!!!! oooh grin


mean while check my signature
bros u forget IPOB go monitor d match

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich UCL (4 - 2) On 18th April 2017 by mpatu1: 10:02pm On Apr 18, 2017
ronaldo one more goal to champions leagues 100 goals

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Politics / Re: Why Is Islam Not A Dominant Religion In Se And Ss? by mpatu1: 6:46pm On May 04, 2016
Cos we are circumcised
Events / Re: How Do I Avoid Crowd In My Upcoming Wedding? by mpatu1: 6:05am On Feb 08, 2016
Pls try and fix the date on a monday,I believe the 200 people or less will be achieved because most ppl will go to work
Politics / Re: List Of Those APC Blame For Nigeria's Lack of Progress Under Buhari by mpatu1: 2:36pm On Jan 25, 2016
ksstroud:
grin grin grin APC ; Amalgamation of Progress Confusionists
''PROGRESSIVE''
Politics / Re: List Of Those APC Blame For Nigeria's Lack of Progress Under Buhari by mpatu1: 2:36pm On Jan 25, 2016
ksstroud:
grin grin grin APC ; Amalgamation of Progress Confusionists
''PROGRESSIVE''
Sports / Re: Sure Winnings From 23-25/01/2016 by mpatu1: 9:48pm On Jan 20, 2016
Nice games Not so sure of leganes vs Almeria But I like d collections.

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Politics / Re: Count Down To The Actualisation Of Biafra by mpatu1: 2:00pm On Oct 21, 2015
NICOGRAVITY:
Sorry to disappoint you. IGBO's have come to stay in Nigeria, they are not going anywhere.
Where will the IGBO's go to?
The IGBO's has too much investments outside IGBO-Land, hence they cannot risk it.
Meanwhile, the last was is still very fresh and engraved in the hearts of the IGBO's, hence the IGBO's wouldn't want anything like war.
IGBO's are peace loving people, well gravelled, very educated, humble and extremely hard working people.
You will be disappointed come December, IGBO's are wiser now.

pls it is not IGBO'S(language) but IBO'S(tribe)

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Politics / Re: Pastor Leke Adeboye Shares A Political Poll Result Of Buhari/Jonathan - Pic by mpatu1: 10:16pm On Jan 27, 2015
Are they older than US?
In nigeria we practice DEMOCRACY not GERENTOCRACY.
yemi221:


John kerry is 71
John macain is 78
Joe Biden is 72

So what are you saying.

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Education / Re: Iranian Scientist Have Invented Time Machine.Can Predict The Future(photos) by mpatu1: 12:59am On Jan 10, 2015
Its one of the devil's trick,only the almighty God can know you future.
Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi Set To Take 17-Year-Old Girl As Fourth Wife by mpatu1: 7:32pm On Jan 04, 2015
After dis ur essay na 4 likes u com get.shame no dey catch u? Must you comment on everything?
scribble:
National Conference: North will pull out of Nigeria … threatens Lamido of Adamawa



A foremost traditional ruler and delegate to the National Conference, Aliyu Mustapha, has threatened that if people from the other parts of the country push the North to the wall, the region will pull out of Nigeria.


Mr. Mustapha, who is the Lamido of Adamawa, threw caution to the wind Wednesday when he angrily reacted to the ramblings of delegates at the Conference over a disputed voting formula.


Trouble started when some delegates stalled the adoption of the amended Rules of Procedure of the Conference on grounds that a voting procedure was not agreed upon.


Having been denied opportunity to speak during two previous sittings, the first class monarch had taken the floor to strongly warn other delegates to desist from trying the patience of their Northern counterparts.


Mr. Mustapha insisted that some so-called elders who claim to be supporters of the President were about to derail the Conference.


The visibly angry monarch explained that he had been trying to speak on the floor of the Conference during the past three days but was not recognised by the leadership.


He, therefore, used the opportunity to advise delegates to jettison what he described as “so-called Western Conference,” because such would not do Nigeria any good.



 

Mr. Mustapha said he was surprised at the behavior of some delegates who were trying to overstep the bounds set by President Goodluck Jonathan.


He said, “Some so-called elders who claim to be supporters of the President are causing problems at this Conference.”


This was followed by deafening shouts of “No, no, no, no,” from the delegates who refused to back down even when Kutigi pleaded that the royal father be allowed to speak.


The traditional ruler, who stood his grounds and continued speaking amidst the uproar, warned that the opposing delegates risk Nigeria’s disintegration because of their unruly behavour.


He said that any attempt to push the North to the wall would result in an unpleasant backlash.


The soft-spoken monarch further argued that Adamawa Kingdom transcended Nigeria and Cameroun, adding that his subjects have somewhere to go if the country disintegrated.


He said, “There is a state in Cameroun called Adamawa and if I run to that place, I can easily be assimilated. If you push us to wall, we can easily walk out of this country. Jingoism is not the preserve of anyone.”

Religion / Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by mpatu1: 1:56am On Jan 01, 2015
God bless my Daddy G.o and family and all RCCG members including other christian all over the world.#theburdenbearer

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Romance / Re: How My Friendship With Her Ended Because Of N500 by mpatu1: 1:32pm On Dec 28, 2014
BluePearls:


niqqa you just took the words right outta my mouth.
I don't understand why this niqqas can't appreciate free things of life, how you expect your motor to move if you no service am? How much is N500 kwanu? niqqa buy some flowers and find N1000 go give that babe sharply. ;fD
she be oracle??
Romance / Re: How To Naturally Enlarge Your joystick Without Risk? READ THIS! by mpatu1: 10:13am On Dec 17, 2014
My guy you are encouraging MASTUBATION and am sure you are using LUX soap

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Politics / Re: "The Five Presidents Of Nigeria" by mpatu1: 1:09pm On Dec 16, 2014
CFCfan:

Maybe OBJ is jealous cheesy
OBJ did not include all the elections he has rigged.
The money he stole for power plant project that was to be executed by germans
The money Odili single handedly sponsored PDP and he has the guts to call him a thief.
The ODI massacre in bayelsa state
and now calling MY PRESIDENT clueless.God is watching
GEJ will become a LIVE president

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Politics / Re: Let's Drop Some NTOOORR For Ameachi!! by mpatu1: 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2014
ZKOSOSO:
The stubborn he goat thought that bearing a yoruba middle name of Rotimi would save him from the double edged dagger of Tinubu.... Finally he got the booth.
Shame on you ameachi... After wasting River state money well over 102 billion naira on Asiwaju Property Company Ltd. APC...... He shove you down the toilet basin like a tissue paper!! Kai.
Ntooooooooorrrrr!
MY OWN NTOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR SUPPOSE MAKE FP.he is my governor bt he acts silly most times.una say aboki no sabi something dem don use im head
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ngos,humanitarian/non-profit Organisations...here Is A Volunteer! by mpatu1: 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2014
I am in port harcourt
Religion / Age Of Reason- Thomas Pyne by mpatu1: 9:31pm On May 21, 2013
I BELIEVE IN GOD , AND NO MORE; AND I HOPE FOR HAPPINESS BEYOND THIS LIFE.I BELIEVE IN THE EQUALITY OF MAN AND I BELIEVE THAT RELIGIOUS DUTIES CONSIST IN DOING JUSTICE,LOVING MERCY,AND ENDEAVOURING TO MAKE OUR FELLOW CREATURES HAPPY. BUT LEST IT SHOULD BE SUPPOSED THAT I BELIEVE MANY OTHER THINGS IN ADDITION TO THESE, I SHALL IN THE PROGRESS OF THIS WORK, DECLARE THE THINGS I DO NOT BELIEVE AND MY REASONS FOR NOT BELIEVING THEM
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE CREED PROFESSED BY THE JEWISH CHURCH, BY THE GREEK CHURCH, BY THE ROMAN CHURCH, BY THE PROTESTANT CHURCH, NOR BY ANY CHURCH THAT I KNOW OF.MY OWN MIND IS MY OWN CHURCH.ALL NATIONAL INSTITUTION OF CHURCHES, WHETHER JEWISH, CHRISTAIN, OR TURKISH, APPEAR TO ME NO OTHER THAN HUMAN INVENTIONS SET UP TO TERRIFY AND ENSLAVE MANKIND AND MONOPOLIZE POWER AND PROFIT.
I DO NOT MEAN BY THIS DECLARATION TO CONDEMN THOSE WHO BELIEVE OTHERWISE.THEY HAVE THE SAME RIGHT TO THEIR BELIEF AS I HAVE TO MINE.BUT IT IS NECESSARY TO THE HAPPINESS OF MAN THAT HE BE MENTALLY FAITHFUL TO HIMSELF.INFIDELITY DOES NOT CONSIST IN BELIEVING OR DISBELIEVING; IT CONSISTS IN PROFESSING TO BELIEVE WHAT HE DOES NOT BELIEVE
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CALCULATE THE MORAL MISCHIEF, IF I MAY SO EXPRESS IT,THAT MENTAL LYING HAS PRODUCE IN SOCIETY.WHEN A MAN HAS SO FAR CORRUPTED AND PROSTITUTED THE CHASTITY OF HIS MIND AS TO SUBSCRIBE HIS PROFESSIONAL BELIEF IN THINGS HE DOES NOT BELIEVE. HE HAS PREPARED HIMSELF FOR THE COMMISSION OF EVERY OTHER CRIME

THOMAS PYNE
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Politics / Re: Obama Skips Nigeria In His Africa Visit by mpatu1: 9:17pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=fitzmayowa]What will his visit add to Nigeria
nothing ooo,iluminati man

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