₦airaland Forum

As Nigeria bad reach, both of Guinea and Senegal are striving to win this game to avoid Nigeria in the second round.

As it stands now, making it out of the group stage is not guaranteed for the host (CIV). Equatorial Guinea will surely give them a good run. It's a must watch match.

There is no issue here at all. It's the same set of names, no new names added, no modification of spelling, there is even only a slight change in the order: the name that is the first in one is the last in another. No worries!

Doremii:
If the name on someone ssce certificate is Tope Adam Folorunsho and his bsc and birth certificate is Folorunsho Tope Adam, is there a problem or the person can use the ssce like that ?

Will the person be denied a job? If so, what can the person do?

No bank in Nigeria would be foolish to open a regular bank account without a valid means of ID, a NIN, and a BVN. Nothing stops a determined fraudster from obtaining an ID (passport, driver's licence, National ID, etc) with PETER PSQUARE OKOYE) and opening an account with it. Nobody has monopoly of individual names, so if anybody claims something as his/her name and is able to provide a valid ID to support it, the bank is at liberty to open the account. It is not different from a corporate account name either. So long as a company is able to provide valid registration documents and the bank's search confirms it, the bank is free to open the account with a name similar to an existing well-known company. What Mr. P needs to do is to continue issuing a disclaimer.

advanceDNA:
All these sexually transmitted office holders ..... See the nonsense u are saying in public

Chai! See bad mouth. How do you people put these words together?

Walspring:
I sent pm and am yet to hear from you to know if you still need help in paying sevis fee.

Hello Walspring, please I need your help with paying SEVIS fee. Thank you.

buragidi:
No chartered status? Too bad.

Only her academic qualifications were mentioned. If you could get her full profile, you would see that, at minimum, she must be a Chartered Banker (CIBN). This is part of the basic requirements to even be a bank branch manager let alone overall MD.

That's his wife o. He calls her PA (Personal Angel).

Dear all,

The girl in the image below has been declared missing and all efforts to know her whereabout has proved abortive. In case you come across her anywhere, quickly notify through the phone number indicated.

Thanks.

Add me up 7B2CEE4C

Ramsey Tokunbo Nouah is Yoruba.

It is certainly 2.

Make up succeeded in hiding the old face of the mother

But in order to hide her wide, big, and fatty waist and hips characteristic of mothers of many years, which could easily give her away, she stylishly bent to show us her side view (look at the thighs and waist). Her daughters are facing the camera, confident and willing to flaunt their young, trim, and slim figure 8.

GBAM!

sammydirectly:
Enjoy your Christian Cultism since 1947. Bye

Enjoy your most unfortunate delusional sentimental view of the church of God through your reprobate mind forever. Anyway, repent and be saved. Good bye!

sammydirectly:
Your problem is plenty but one of them is ignorance. What is a Christian Cult? Do a little research, silly, and stop showcasing your celestial ignorant @ss.

...and one of your numerous problems is obviously your inability to choose your tenses right, perhaps that accounts for your baseless and incoherent arguments.

Research? Of course, yes. I would like to carry out some research on you because you have been remarkably and fantastically stupid and daft. O Lord, I need to know why this poor guy, sammydirectly, is so moronic. Well, enjoy your moronic state as much as you can.

You may kill yourself on top the matter of Cele people wey no send you. 'CAUSE WE KNOW WE SERVE THE ONE TRUE GOD THROUGH OUR SAVING FAITH IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST AND SO WE WILL NOT BE MOVED AND NOTHING CAN DISCOURAGE US. NO WORD, NO LIE, NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST US SHALL STAND. CONTINUE O...CELESTIAL CHURCH, MAKING WAVES SINCE 1947.

sammydirectly:
Your calling me stupid doesn't change the fact that synchretistic Cele is a Christian Cult. It actually highlights your stupidity.
Instead of bringing in here an intelligent apologetical response(theological defence), you rather resort to insult. You must be an ignoramus and a fool indeed.

...and it doesn't change the fact that you come from the cursed generation of the maniacally sentimental. How on earth can you say, or what proof do you have to say that Cele is a Christian Cult? Imagine! Se won n di e ni? Just because, Cele is not an Oyinbo church, you have now, based on your inferiority complex and racial delusion, used your god-forbidden fingers to type trash against the holy Celestial Church of Christ. In fact, you are sick! Apologetic response ko, Olodo!

MurphyInc:
My closed friend happened to mistakenly marry a cele Lady(she's also from ondo). The girl was very beautiful and that what attracted her to my friend. As a guy, he never had it in mind to marry her but he end up falling in love with her and eventually married her,thats not the issue... The problem their is that they always quarrel even over a little thing. She never respected him at all and anytime they fight or have little quarrel,, it affected my friend business spiritually. Now his business is falling off and when he consulted some men of God, he was told that devil is using his wife against him and whenever there's quarrel or fight he will continue to suffer and enter into calamity and he was warned against divorcing her... It's deep my people.

Funny comment. Now be sincere with yourself in answering this question: what would have been your impression if the wife in question was a member of a well known Pentecostal Church? My guess, you would have attacked the lady only and not her church. You people and bad mouth, na God go save una.

sammydirectly:
What exactly is your argument? That you are stupid?

Absolute not, but that your stupidity is A1. First, you do not know what fetishism means. Second, you do not know what Celestial Church is. What nincompoops like you need to realize is that you don't know what Cele is by watching movies or listening to old wives tales and hearsays. A rational human being should not judge a whole group by the unsavoury actions of some of its members. News abound about scandals rocking Christianity world over, it is not only a Cele thing and you know it. Abba! Why always Cele? Stop reasoning with your anus. USE YOUR BRAIN SOMETIMES

IamaNigerianGuy:
The ignorant attacking the knowledgeable. How Nigerian!
Are white garment churches not syncretistic ?

Who is this Ode sue sue, certified dindinrin? Well, it's not your fault, since you have been given to reprobate mind, your thought process will be ruled by destructive and hellish human philosophy that does not hold true in the kingdom. Go Bleep yourself. Abunu!

sammydirectly:
No. They practice synchretism.
Mixture of traditional fetishism and Christianity. So, best description is a Christian Cult.

I have a question for you:

This your stupidity, na follow come or second hand?

BedLam:
6 AM. Hotel lobby! Tired and can't check in until 7.

I got this. This is Hilton Hotel, Nairobi. I was there when I visited Nairobi last year. #dejavu

Nixiepie:
See em small thing!

pervert!

Hmmn! That's their way, they kidnapped the poor girl, brainwashed her, performed Jinn-inspired covert rituals on her, and gave her voodoo Islamic concoctions and she forgot ever knowing Christ. You remember they did this to a pastor's daughter in Niger State too? ISLAMABAD...

Ijo Mimo ko le baje o Ina Jesu ko se b'omi pa Ki i s'ogbon ori la fi da a A o gb'owo lowo oyinbo rara Carpenter ni Baba ran O wu Baba lo fi i ranse Ijo Mimo ko le baje o lailai... PROUDLY CELESTIAL, HALLELUYAH!!!

holaralph:
some days ago many people here on nairaland were castigating celestial church for the mischievous act done by Taiwo the shepherd who was the childs father.................... some people here were like talking as if something bad can never happen in pentecostal church.............. i remember vividly that i commented that as far as it is human being that attends churches no church will be free from any social vices................. so no pentecostal church is immune to vices all they try to do is to keep secrets because * a kin gbo buburu lenu abore *

Thank you jare

holaralph:
some days ago many people here on nairaland were castigating celestial church for the mischievous act done by Taiwo the shepherd who was the childs father.................... some people here were like talking as if something bad can never happen in pentecostal church.............. i remember vividly that i commented that as far as it is human being that attends churches no church will be free from any social vices................. so no pentecostal church is immune to vices all they try to do is to keep secrets because * a kin gbo buburu lenu abore *

Thank you jare, that reminds me of a boy who slit his father's throat at the heart of the 'holy' redemption camp and the Delta RCCG pastor who had unlawful carnal knowledge of a sister in the church, got her pregnant, took her for abortion, had her killed as a result of complications, then committed suicide himself and...it is well.

Emmatdayo:
when celestial church was mentioned some days ago, did u complain ?

God bless you so much. Many people are a bunch of hypocrites, with double standard.

FATHER FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING. It is interesting that all these little kids here passing disparaging remarks about my dear Church know virtually nothing about the church. What ridiculous thing have I not heard from people? But as someone who reads the Bible and who has been in CCC from childhood, I know what I know and I am confident that I serve a living God. He is JEHOVAH. Initially I was about to be troubled, but I relaxed and smiled when I remembered that these slowpokes and mixed multitude are not God and are wrong outright. I AM PROUDLY CELESTIAL! THINK OF THE WORST THING TO SAY AND SAY IT, YOU CANNOT HURT ME, YOU CAN ONLY HURT YOURSELF, I DON'T CARE , BUT REMEMBER THAT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE UNDULY ABUSIVE AND CONTENTIOUS IN A MATTER LIKE THIS SHOWS THAT YOU NEED TO BE SAVED. I pray Jesus Christ meets you today. Halleluyah!!!

Benita27:
Who worships in that church?. They are good at chaining there members and flogging them with whips, all in the name of casting out some demons in them.

Some gullible people will still go cele 2morrow, if that's the only church on earth, i rather be a pagan.

Smh.

Laughs! Who you epp? Who born you? Retard, your moniker says it all...

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GOD Bless The Federal Republic Of Nigeria. I Love Nigeria and Nigerians.

SO MUCH IGNORANCE HERE! Now for the records, YEYE is absolutely a Yoruba word and it means scorn, jest, etc. KUKU is also 100% Yoruba word, it means rather, instead, certainly, truly, etc. There are many other Yoruba words that have become part of Pidgin English in Nigeria. Some are OGA (boss), ASEWO (prostitute), etc. These are Yoruba words that have been for ages.

Reverend Samuel Bilehou Joseph Oshoffa, Pastor, Prophet, Founder C. C. C. Worldwide (1909-1985), sweet is your memory, one of the few true men of God that have lived in our time. We continue to hold the fort! A n ju won o se wi lejo, ija ilara o tan boro...Haters gonna hate, it's in their blood!

sage50:
ur founder had over 12 wives. He is nt a true Christian

Laughs! Sage50 the perfect Christian has occupied the seat of God and is judging already. I wonder if he has proofs of what he has said or he is just relying on the usual hearsay...stupendous ignoramus