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NAUGTHY NAUGHTY

A boy watches his mum and dad having sex. He ask, "What are you doing?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
The boy say, "Do her doggy style, I want a puppy."

MAGIC APPLE

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

POOR LADY

A woman lives with 3 guy friends from college. One day she is taking a shower when there is a knock on the door. The man yells "its Frank." she remembers Frank is the fireman so she puts on a robe and gets the door. He says he just put out his first fire. She congratulates him and closes the door. Then there is another knock on the door and he yells "its Bob" she remembers Bob is a police man so she puts on a robe again. Bob says I just arrested my first criminal. She says congratulations and goes back to her shower. Then again another knock on the door comes and the man says "it's me, Josh" she remembers Josh is blind so doesn't bother to put on a robe. She opens the door and Josh says "Wow, I just got my eyesight back!!!!!"

Turn white? Don't worry i'll make u turn so very soon.

What are the reasons why u say i can't get married?

BTW U're still evading ma previous question? Are u really pregnant?

so ur badonkey is taller than u? 6 inches indeed

^^**does the sign of cross** those symbols(abi drawings) are quite complicated o. So when do we begin?

Wetin i do now?

what u've always been doing?

Obu zi mụ ka anyị na ekwu okwu ya. Ewo! E chọrọ e tu ashi. Nwatakiri nwayi gbaliri ehi ọma e gị emere ya bụ esi "nne e me la"

And Li what is the difference. I hope the basic doesn't include those drawingS they do call words

Missy u do say marriage stinks by wanting to be on ur own after been married for less than a half calendar year. That means u prefer been single to been attached, don't u fink

LOL who said i'm not gonna get married? Don't worry miss right(not the please marry me type) will sure prove u wrong

Nwanne obu ụzọ a ka eji zi gị e ji a achụ nwanyi

BTW LI how chinko land.

i fink u should starting teaching me chinesse soonest cause i'm a fan of the chinesse language. The chi chong and all those funny to pronounce words do blow ma mind.

^^why u NO fit post ur own? Or that is ur talent?

I am good here, how about u?

i was great(lol, that was yesterday now)

^^ is that the joke?

^^ thats how madness dey start o

Da bo$$ i wonder y u're so much on her case. Live and let live

So whats the true one. Noone is gonna kill jor.

Kay Anytin more than 6'6" is death. Except u've got a huge toned body to match

Poverty o! I can deal wif heart breaks a million times o jare. I be typical igbo man

6'8"? taller than peter crouch thats what u mean. Hes 6'6". Man recheck ur height. U must be adding the stool's height as well

U both are been mean to each other jor. In no situation should he hit u.

And u . . . . . .u seem not to be considerate. Y not sit him down and deliberate on the mata wif him amicably?

Why did u get married in the first place when u jxt tink that marriage stinks.

U sure give a bad name to marriage and scare people like us that are not married.

Baby? Yes baby i tot u were preggy

Good babe gone bad!

Which of the 206 bones(i hope i'm right) are u talking about?

Depends on the extent of pressure exerted. A lil pat on the azz is sure sexy.

U still sound furious. I hope u're not pressing charges?

And hows ur baby doing? I hope it is kicking.

No! mrs. Eve putting her in a toaster and toasts

Mr. Cork prepare palm wine?

Mr. Cork i take that bet. She can't cook hot water

D sense which wife are u talking about? I'm confused LOL!