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Aaarrrggghhh i hate noodles for sure. They make me wanna punk

On the nyansh? thats romantic Lol. U shud hve turned and gave a big kiss

Who wouldn't? Such gracious legs.

BTW i'm waiting for ya reply on that thread

Was jxt pulling ur legs hon.

So jaybee which food can/do u prepare

So mrs. Eve u can't cook. Abi? I'm not talking to u again till u've learnt it

No! I can't.

I take it u don't know the meaning of watcha saying dude

U're now an emotion detector abi?

Yes s3x is not everytin ma dear, understanding and compatibility is.

Erm. . . . .ma lady u truly had intention to e-flirt. Don't deny it.

But on a serious note what happened? U mean u got felt a sharp from nowhere and made for ur way or what? BTW where was the contact point(where he hit u, i hope not delicate sha).

*chuckling to himself, finking: MEHN take a look at questions as if i'm one police personnel or what**

No problem. Provided it's cool wif ur . . . . .

Big liar>>>>>190

Short o! I no wan born goliaths jor. Wif ma 6'4" and her presumed tallness na disaster oh

Oh far from there? A nice hotel then

Busy in the bedroom abi?

OK lemme answer ur questions nevertheless.

You was on vacation?
No, was jxt trying to deny the reality of mrs.eve been battered.

Where did you go? As i wasn't on vac, i didn't go anywhere.

But why would he hit me for having ma password?
For e-flirting. It does hurt some men ego but does not justify him battering u.

What do you mean did i do anything?
No man is an animal ma dear even though perceived as such by some people. Some have very HOT temper so must be dealt with wisdom.

Why do women must have done sometin to get hit?
Cos most women are provocative in nature-sharp tongue and bad manners.

Lastly but not the least -what is petting?
Is to kiss and touch someone sexually to as to help ease pain or hurt. Or u stroke the hair or any other body part as u do to a cat to make the person forget the present.

I hope i've satisfied ur inquisitivity

Me? Dah are u high on rum?

But i still like her though

Ah! I think some petting will do for ya. U sound so hurt right now GOSH!

I am. Though Was a lil worried though over ur unannounced disappearance

Sorry (vac) was an abbreviation naming vacation. So u sure u did notin? BTW I hope he doesn't hve ur passwords cos that might hve been . . . . . .

^^ Hiya Li hows it going?

Lola i will take it that 190 hve released u. Abi?

Then ma mrs. Eve is still vac. What happened?

I hope what i jxt read was not true. Jxt tell it isn't

What! on the freaking am i reading? I hope i'm not sleep browsing.

Me? U must be kidding. I don't need cheap pubicity LOL

Promotion! Promotion!! Promotion!!! Whos nxt?

LOL most guys and gals here on NL are all kiss and tell. Imagine sometin done outside NL is been brought up here, i wont be suprised when someone will tell us how he/she shits.

Ikedoon nwanne u did overstep bounds oh to jxt get back at her. Ungentlemanly . U might even as well sent her to everlasting exile.


Ma God 2million na chicken money, abi? Go to aba main market and steal mere 20naira, if they wont put tire for ur neck and make u a christmas bonfire.

^^ no worry shebi i get ur wife's number, u go hear am

^^ i beg u to take back that word before u annoy me this morning