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FamilyRe: Please What Could Have Made A Woman To Prevent Her Sons From Getting Married? by MrBottle: 9:04pm On Mar 12, 2019
ojun50:
i think she is facebooking he should go there and check her
Ganduje, she is on instagram
FamilyRe: God will come through for me by MrBottle: 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2019
Adanne, all this ya suitors get K-legs somehow.

List out what you want in a husband but first of all exclude this guys for the meantime

Okey Malaysia

Edu China

Ome ego na America

Akunwata na Lagos

Akunwafor na Brazil.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by MrBottle: 6:51pm On Feb 25, 2019
Sukakma:
All these people shouting they have the K's..we also have the ABCD's (Anambra, Bayelsa, Cross River and Delta) tongue cool cool shocked
The doctoring and nursing going on down south will shock them, this one they have kept mute and they forgot Atiku will also get significant votes from those triple K-states too.

Meanwhile, Anambra and Enugu margin is scary
PoliticsRe: Atiku Records Narrow Victory Over Buhari In Oyo by MrBottle: 5:34pm On Feb 25, 2019
lastempero:
Go through my statement and reset your skull.
ok
PoliticsRe: Atiku Records Narrow Victory Over Buhari In Oyo by MrBottle: 5:27pm On Feb 25, 2019
lastempero:
Stupid boy with low brain of comprehension, how did you pass your waec if you cannot understand a simple sentence shocked
undecided Oh sorry thought I was conferring with an adult.
PoliticsRe: Bata Nu by MrBottle: 5:25pm On Feb 25, 2019
helinues:
I love this language and will definitely learn it but not now
Gbawaa door ka ndi nwe ana kwuo okwu!!!!
PoliticsRe: Atiku Records Narrow Victory Over Buhari In Oyo by MrBottle: 5:21pm On Feb 25, 2019
lastempero:
I stand with you, I have never been proud of them like this before,they stood for their right and to my Igbo brothers that don't want straighten up,sorry will be there name soon.
Just congratulate the Yorubas and shuct the fvck up. Where do you think the bulk vote is coming from?. Yorubas are unpredictable in politics which is a good thing, so also Igbos being reliable and predictable saves them the headache of countless permutations. That's the way it is, we are what we are. When it comes to politics you don't need to bother where they stand.

Enough of all this mudslinging please
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results (Unofficial, Live Updates) by MrBottle: 1:23pm On Feb 24, 2019
aremso:
God bless you, u nailed it. I have told my wife to teach my children the value of being upright and having integrity. That is what has ruined atiku carrer
What da fvxk!!!! And where will you be when your wife is both the mother and the father?


He left his wife to teach his children intergrity and upright or they should learn it from him and his wife? I am not understanding lipsrsealed embarassed
PoliticsRe: #Nigeriadecides2019: Thread For South-East Result Collation by MrBottle: 9:03pm On Feb 23, 2019
UmuEri:
Anambra

#RESULT-UPDATE



Prince Engr. Arthur Eze's Polling Booth. Ekwueme hall 1,
Ukpo Ward 1. Booth 005.


Presidential:
PDP 156
APC 24
APGA 13



SENATE:
PDP 90
APC 25
APGA 83



REPS:
PDP 94
APC 31
APGA 72.



To God Be The Glory!
Nice work but....chill a bit lets see what is happening up north.
They may be waiting for us to open our yansh finish before multiplying theirs
PoliticsRe: Ushafa Ward 1 Result For Presidential by MrBottle: 6:43pm On Feb 23, 2019
Not surprised.

Fct is a metropolitan territory.
HealthRe: / by MrBottle: 4:37pm On Oct 25, 2018
Firmjudge:
No matter what don't give up.

I understand how you feel couple with the fact that most of our Doctors are Liver Ignorant. However, I will tell you what a good herpetologist once told me that has kept me going..

Though you didn't specify the ailment the excess fatigue is due to your eating habits which fuels the Liver disease.

Here are some things you should stop eating completely as it gives the Liver a hard time processing and thats the reason you feel tired because the Liver is working excessively.

1. Stop Red Meat & Fish. Stop eating beef that thing called beef is bad for the liver..

2. Stop G.oil. Both Groundnut oil and Vegetable Oil are not healthy products and they give the Liver a hard time processing them.

Their cholesterol level are beyond your Livers strength so take them off your diet and choose pure red oil as they are Liver friendly and contains lesser cholesterol level.

3. Stop Alcohol and Cigarettes. If you are into those habits stop them.

4. Stop Salt, Sugar & Egg Yoke. However, you can eat the egg white as your source of protein.

5. Stop Beverage this include milo and milk.

6. Stop beans and groundnut.

What you should take.

1. Take Sugarcane everyday.
2. Take theme, sprite or Mountain Dew at least once in 2 weeks. not fantastic or coke oo
3. Take water melon and all fruits in excess.. but limit orange and it can cause gastroenteritis due to your system.
4. Drink Water like a camel including when you wake up and before you sleep.
Remember, the game is to keep your system hydrated.

5. Because your body needs protein eat white meat once in a while. I. e meat from local chicken avoid agric chicken as it contains too much fats.
6. Eat Vegetables like Ugwu bitterleaf expecially Catholic Vegetable Igbo (Ugwu oyinbo) Yoruba (Iyanda Ipaja) Hausa (Kayan lambu).

7. Take B complex at intervals and avoid panadol as much as possible.
I will update this thread.

I understand that getting a good herpetologist/ Virologist is difficult.
The above are advices from a consultant herpetologist virologist.

I will update the what's not and what's in.
I am not asking anyone to PM me because I won't respond.
Ask all your questions here and I will try and answer.

Stay alive bro/sis.
Please which one is catholic vegetable Igbo ( Ugwu oyinbo).? Ugwu na mountain or respect in igbo depending on how it is pronounced. Oyinbo is Yoruba word for foreigner or white people.
Do you mean foreign or white mountain or respect ?..or something?
Ayam not understanding sir embarassed
FamilyRe: Violence by MrBottle: 1:00pm On Oct 25, 2018
Pack out of my house!!huh Is she a tenant? The words are so insulting especially for a mildly deranged persona.

Well, run first,,,,,,, we can discuss the " pack out of my house sh!t" later.

But if she is threatening you with KNIVES face to face while living in your HOUSE, I wonder what she will do if you cunningly smuggle her back to her parents......she may shoot you at close range embarassed
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Democratized Of Poverty In Anambra - Soludo. by MrBottle: 6:50pm On Oct 14, 2018
Association of headless chickens. I dey hail......
FamilyRe: Help! How Do You Remove A Succubus (spirit Wife) From Your Body by MrBottle: 6:33am On Oct 06, 2018
When people get to the tail end of their youthful life without success, which often occurs when adequate preparations were not made in the start of their youth. These are preparations that will boost their chances of success later in life, they often fail and end up looking for whom to blame.

You, my friend, you are beginning to hallucinate with delusions. Add the self harm- hunger strike and insomnia and you will be a star patient of all the psychiatric teams from clinical psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric nurse and the rest of them alike. They will feast on you like vultures until they got that supposed demons out of you eith therapy.

Visit a hospital and explain this in detail to a good doctor in a reputable hospital and you will marvel at the diagnosis. Do not believe the succubus story untill you have checked the other side of reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Ambode, Sanwo-olu And Gbagada General Hospital’s Breach Of Hippocratic Oath by MrBottle: 10:25am On Oct 01, 2018
Bgt
FamilyRe: Orphanage Or My Senior Sister by MrBottle: 5:38am On Sep 30, 2018
Your sister never asked you but guilty conscience is already dealing with you, what if she asked? Won't you die for not helping.

We all have different ideas of who God is. Some believes he is their father and he is merciful while some believes that he is a rigid unforgiving entity that will strip you of your blessings and even torture you for not keeping your vows when your sister is rotting in physical and mental penury.
God himself believes in family first before mere mortals like yourself. He consulted the trinity before creating man....no outsiders at all and you are here asking if you will help your sister before unknown outsiders.
Try to understand the God you worship and set your priority right.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should He Leave His New Job For Another Job Interview? by MrBottle(op): 9:25am On Sep 28, 2018
Powerexpert:
He has already resigned from his former place. He has a new bird in hand and got an invite for uncertainty.

He should properly weigh his options.

You can't resume at a new place and start cooking different excuses, it will lead to misrepresentation.
That's the major fear here. Cooking excuses embarassed
HealthRe: Baby Immunization Wahala by MrBottle: 7:43am On Sep 28, 2018
MizJaY:
I'm giving around 3 ml paracetamol. I do expose n spong him then it seem as if its better after sometime only to come up again. Yesterday d fever was making him look really flushed, around d eyes looking red and d nose and d breathing was really somehow. I was almost rushing back to d hospital in d evening. But early in d morning a while after my post, i increased d paracetamol dose to 5ml which seemed to help a bit. He was able to sleep thereafter. At least it kept d temperature down for a reasonable amount of time enough to let me catch some sleep and not stay awake doing constant sponging. Thanks
Continue watching him and hold off on the paracetamol for now to avoid overdosing him.
HealthRe: Baby Immunization Wahala by MrBottle: 7:13am On Sep 28, 2018
Do not rub anything on that leg or you run the risk of infecting it.
What dose of paracetamol are you giving him?
Expose and tepid sponge him and if the fever is making him look flushed, take him to the nearest hospital.
CareerRe: Intelligent Input Is Urgently Needed by MrBottle(op): 7:06am On Sep 28, 2018
Amberon1:
Your company does not care about you. If anything happens to you, you will be replaced within a week. So tell your cousin to go for that interview and if he gets the job he should ditch the current one and move ahead. Life is too short to waste time.
Thanks. Just want to offer a reasonable excuse in case he did not get the multicoy job
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should He Leave His New Job For Another Job Interview? by MrBottle(op): 7:03am On Sep 28, 2018
pressplay411:
Does the interview date clash with his day of resumption?
yes sir
CareerIntelligent Input Is Urgently Needed by MrBottle(op): 5:23am On Sep 28, 2018
Good morning y'all,

We need sound advice from you guys.

A cousin got a good job that pays six figures and is expected to start in a week. The few days to commencement of work he received an interview invite from a multinational company that will pay him thrice and other amazing benefits. It is a sort after position and there is no guarantees that he may get in even though he is a bright and an intelligent dude.
He has resigned from his former position and is waiting patiently to start the new work before this interview invitation popped up. What do you suggest he'd do?


Lalasticlala....please ....it is quite urgent
Jobs/VacanciesShould He Leave His New Job For Another Job Interview? by MrBottle(op): 5:16am On Sep 28, 2018
Good morning y'all,

We need sound advice from you guys.

A cousin got a good job that pays six figures and is expected to start in a week. The few days to commencement of work he received an interview invite from a multinational company that will pay him thrice and other amazing benefits. It is a sort after position and there is no guarantees that he may get in even though he is a bright and an intelligent dude.
He has resigned from his former position and is waiting patiently to start the new work before this interview invitation popped up. What do you suggest he'd do?


....please ....it is quite urgent
PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by MrBottle: 8:46am On Sep 27, 2018
AnambraDota:
mrBottles
watch how the emotional twerps will mow you down grin grin grin grin grin grin
I am ready for them. Thats how they shell out sycophantic messages everywhere lying to the people and the people in authority because of mere crumbs.

Our healthcare system is in shambles. Obiano is trying but we need to expedite actions. We are losing patients to Enugu and Asaba. Why will I refer a patient to Boromeo, Iyienu or waterside from the hinterland when Onitsha general is there.? Onitsha does not have incubators for newborns.... can you beat that. NAUTH is always filled to the brim. Government hospitals are always affordable why reffer patients to private hospitals.
No general hospital in Anambra has ICU, NICU and SBCU...go figure

Jokers.

Willie please continue with the work but a lot needs to be done.
PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by MrBottle: 8:36am On Sep 27, 2018
raker300:
Pls, let’s try and be informed before making statements here.

Someone just said that there is no psychiatric hospital in anambra.

Pls, there are many of such hospital in anambra...one of Wch belonging to the govt.

Anambra development is evenly spread across the state unlike enugu where everything is located in the metropolis
As if it is a hidden secret that we have a neuropsychiatric hospital. You guys made it sound as if we have what every other state don't have. There is nothing special about having something that is not maintained to be at par with others. Our hospital management board is nit doing eniugh. Just look at a signpost of our only neuropsychiatric hospital and wonder how the Interior is like. How many of you ahve ever been Nawfia psychiatric hospital. A modern two storey structure that was locked without equipment like Onitsha general and the other repainted mushroom houses with no safety gadgets for the staff. Do not tell me bullshits cos I am on ground. You can expose your illusions to the whole world but I will counter it every step of the way.
FamilyRe: Effects Of Divorce On A Woman..Men Take Note by MrBottle: 1:57am On Sep 27, 2018
ImaIma1:
Do not be too sure. The fact that you wouldn't doesn't mean someone else won't.

I have a senior family friend who id divorced and has a 13yr old daughter. She is engaged to a "never been married" doctor. And his family do not mind. They are all abroad.

There is still hope for everyone...no matter what. Life goes on
don't mind pipedreams. He wished his ex-wife won't find love again while the lady is already having a time of her life in the arms of a correct dude.
PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by MrBottle: 1:21am On Sep 27, 2018
Chri08102702694:
First he came here and started saying that Onitsha do not have a teaching hospital. We asked him, is there any state in Nigeria that has 2 teaching hospitals? Whereas Anambra has COOUTH, NAUTH, Onitsha specialist hospital, among other hospitals within and around Onitsta Borromew hospital, Waterside hospital, Iyi Enu hospital etc. How many states in Nigeria has as much as this, not to talk of mentioning anywhere in the SE.
Your lies are terrible. You embellish facts and lie to your fellow politicians because they are too lazy to find out the truth themselves. You are a dangerous sycophant that people should be weary of.
I am not running Anambra down but truth. must be told. Our health care system is nothing to right home about.
There is nothing spectacular about Anambra hospitals as far as I am concern. Whatever we may have others had it already and more, fully equipped and functional. NAUTH can't even stand out among others with the mushroom structures it has. COOUTH is much better planned but it is still at it infancy having graduated its first batch of medical doctors 2 or 3 years ago. What abouth our general hospitals that are deathtraps. Do not even tell me about it because I did my clinical rotations there. Up until they were painted and the ground trimmed in 2013/2014 nothing has changed. Same old tetanus ridden instruments and Jim Nwobodos equipments. Our government recruit workers and pay them about 1/2 of the stipulated CONHESS/CONMESS salary scale. Little wonder, every recruitment done anywhere in Nigeria will have Anambra's quota so filled up that you wonder why they are running away. Many Anambra indigenes are bracing the odds at UMTH and federal Neuropsychiatric Maiduguri rather than coming back to be paid less than 100k while their mates even in the thickets of Borno are collecting twice that.
Meanwhile, Enugu has two teaching hospitals, one orthopedic, one neuropsychiatry and a whole lots of top notch private hospitals with the likes of Lagos, Kaduna, Kano, Borno, Sokoto, Edo and Abia state. These hospitals are located strategically and it behooves the mind why Onitsha the epicentre of Anambra lacks one and Enugu keeps on milking us dry. Alex Ekwueme was taken to Memphys neurosurgical centre in Enugu before being flown abroad, why not here ? Why not NAUTH if we really have topnotch facilities. Why transport patients to orthopedic hospital Enugu or trado-orthopedic centre at Ifitedunu when Onitsha can be transformed to a booming Trauma centre with modern gadgets.?
I dont get the sentiments here but truth be told, Onitsha needs a specialists hospital not on the sign post but on ground, a trauma centre around Umunya-Nteje axis and Ekwulobia with a fully equipped and functional critical care centre.
As I wrote earlier, insults should be directed to the spambots.
Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by MrBottle: 12:31am On Sep 27, 2018
Obdk:
You said onitsha dont ve large hospital. I agree. From d chart u posted enugu have UNTH dat University of Nigeria teaching hospital, some raised a point dat NAUTH Nnewi is close to Onitsha. U countered it dat Onitsha should ve a befitting hospital....


Sorry bro by ur argument Enugu does not have a hospital because UNTH is not in Enugu ITUKU OZALLA is not Enugu city.
Compare
The distance from Nnewi to onitsha
Google even made it far by calculating the new road.. The old road is much closer because the hospital is located in the old road.. It should be 18km
ITUKU OZZALA to ENUGU


From ur biased lies its obvious ur comments about Anambra is coming from ur hatred and jealousy

Chri08102702694 raker300
Enugu city has ESUTH, National orthopedic hospital,, neuropsychiatric hospital and then UNTH old site which has some specialties offering services.

I do not think the dude is commenting from any bases of hatred and jealousy as you all may term it but from a sure and clear unbiased mind.
PoliticsRe: Update on developments in Anambra state-photos by MrBottle: 12:27am On Sep 27, 2018
OreMI22:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I'm supposed to cry because a shrimp recycling old internet pictures is annoyed?
O'l boy i don't need you validation. I also don't reply or quote iidiots. Doing it here is a mark of respect for you. I will continue to state the facts no matter whose ox or chicken is gored.


Yes, Onitsha has the highest prevalence of quack doctors in the entire SE followed by Aba. The types of shocking practices they do including the so called "blood washing" is beyond comprehension for anyone in the medical field. Governments in the past just allowed most of these quack clinics to continue operating and killing people. Unfortunately, the educational level of most traders in the city make them highly susceptible to manipulation by these quacks. Many of these quacks never graduated from Medical school nor even did the mandatory housemanship. But they come to Onitsha to rent a flat and start practicing quackery and killing some unfortunate guinea pigs with their substandard medical care and surgeries they perform without qualification

Yes, medical specialties are not easy to comeby. Most of those people live close to a teaching hospital of functional State specialist hospitals where they are usually employed. Then some set up private clinics in town, thus bring qualified physicians into that city. That is why Nnewi has lots of highly qualified physicians than Onitsha because of the impact of the Teaching Hospital.

O'l boy, forget your childish emotional outburst and dig into the matter. You will realize that there should be NO REASON why Onitsha with a massive population should be left for decades without a teaching hospital or a massive specialist hospital. Cities like Asaba that have a fraction of the population in Onitsha have FMC. Having private hospitals should be complimentary to government hospitals and not be the main instrument that government relies on to deliver quality healthcare for its people.

General hospitals are appropriate to serve small sized towns like Ihiala, Ekwulobia or Orlu and not a city the size of Onitsha.
Thank you so much,,
The quackery in Onitsha and Anambra as a whole is mindboggling. Apart from the general hospitals and the big mission hospitals in the states and a handful of other modern private hospitals like New Hopes, Life, etc the rest are nothing to write home about in terms of quackery. For the untrained eyes, they may seem like the best thing after slice bread but quacks abound heavily in my dear state. They take the cake after ogun state in their brazen training of quacks and using them under the very nose of the governments monitoring agencies. Little wonder UNTH, FMC Asaba, Orthopedic Enugu boost of a high concentration of ndi Anambra in their registers.
You can't argue with me on this because I am in the health system.

Onitsha needs tertiary hospitals.....vis a vis....an orthopedic, neuropsychiatric, and a multispecialist with neurosurgical and cardiothoracic specialists and a host of others. As at this moment, Onitsha specialist hospital....lol....is only found in the signposts. Orlu is nothing compared to Onitsha but it has a teaching hospital.
CareerRe: Which Profession Do You Think Has The Most Rude Set Of People? by MrBottle: 11:59pm On Sep 26, 2018
93Miles:
where in op's post did u see the word 'Nigeria'? She said profession and not profession in Nigeria. Learn how to read with understanding.
Then the op is ill exposed to make the generalisation as nurses are the sweetest professionals you will meet in sane countries. In the United States they are the most trusted professionals in for many years running.
It is a Nigerian factor as every other Nigerians is rude to each other, in this case the feeling is heightened because you are at your most vulnerable state so every thing seems a damn big deal.
FamilyRe: Is A Man Still A Provider If He Pays Half Of The Bills by MrBottle: 5:38pm On Sep 24, 2018
Half provider
FamilyRe: Is A Man Still A Provider If He Pays Half Of The Bills by MrBottle: 5:37pm On Sep 24, 2018
StPete:
I wonder whether your husband won’t feel slighted if he sees this.
Why?

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