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FamilyRe: SHOCKING: What My Friend Saw When He Visited His Elder Brother's House - Pic by MrBottle: 9:05pm On Mar 18, 2018
I will go and relax in sitting room and wait for the food to be ready. Woe betide him for being a lousy and dictorial elder brother...cos...I will dish out my own share of emphambulation...whatever that means. It's pay back time. He ain't seeing nothing yet.
Christianity EtcRe: Satan’s Secret Agents: The Frankfurt School And Their Evil Agenda by MrBottle: 2:56pm On Mar 18, 2018
Enlightening piece
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Henry Edet And Inyene Sampson White Wedding Photos by MrBottle: 4:35pm On Mar 17, 2018
He was an adult when he swore to a life of celibacy. Personally, people like this tends to rescind on their words and are not often reliable.
EducationRe: JAMB Results For 2018 UTME - Checking Thread Now Open by MrBottle: 8:11pm On Mar 15, 2018
chukzyfcbb:
I will say you have a better chance at Nursing with 259 than at Medicine. Your chances are much much much Higher if you change it now to nursing. #cheers.
I doubt it. You forgot nursing is also under college of medicine too.
Christianity EtcRe: Scientist Stephen Hawking Dies Aged 76 by MrBottle: 5:58pm On Mar 14, 2018
The gods of nairaland deciding who will burn in hell and who wouldn't. How Hawkins will be devoured by an imaginary hellfire he never believed in in the first place.
I am sick of you'all hypocritical Christians.
Get some treatment like this dude down here

CrimeRe: Igala Boys Fighting The Herdsmen. by MrBottle: 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2018
It's happening everywhere now and it is very hard to ignore when my state is just a stone throw from Kogi state.
PoliticsRe: Why Fatima Ganduje And Idris Ajimobi's Wedding Is Criticized By Many (Photos) by MrBottle: 4:39pm On Mar 12, 2018
I don't think that both of them have ever slammed their head on the ground inform of prayer their whole life.

Islamic ko
Christianity EtcRe: DISCUSSION: YHWH (jewish) And Enki (epic Of Gilgamesh) Who Is Older? by MrBottle: 6:40pm On Mar 11, 2018
I have learnt next to nothing on this thread.
I mean I am utterly confused by the back and forth superiority match of my god is bigger than yours contestants.
Ain't funny embarassed
FamilyRe: The Strange Gift My Son Kept For Me by MrBottle: 5:49pm On Mar 11, 2018
Messagehuh From a three year old boyhuh
Why not ask him huh Superstitious fuq
Christianity EtcRe: Blood Flows From A Woman's Eyes, Feet, Head In Church In Enugu by MrBottle: 4:15pm On Mar 11, 2018
Nodogragra4me:
And one of the things he did that was not written down was delivering a stigmata not making her a heroine in the church.
Look for your fellow fanatics to argue with. I mentioned stigmata which is what it is. If you want argument find another person.
Christianity EtcRe: Blood Flows From A Woman's Eyes, Feet, Head In Church In Enugu by MrBottle: 3:55pm On Mar 11, 2018
Nodogragra4me:
2 Timo 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


Please where can one place this your stigmata doctrine in the word of God
Somewhere in that ultra-confusing book you quoted it says that not everything he did was written down.
Look for your fellow fanatics or Google stigmata.
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Fr Ejike Mbaka With Wedding Ring? by MrBottle: 2:45pm On Mar 11, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

I'M CONCERNED WITH WHETHER THEY REMOVE THEIR RINGS BEFORE THEY FINGER ONE ANOTHER.
You are beginning to sound like an illiterate.
Christianity EtcRe: Blood Flows From A Woman's Eyes, Feet, Head In Church In Enugu by MrBottle: 2:40pm On Mar 11, 2018
Stigmata
FamilyRe: Pls Can Someone Tell Me How I've Wronged My Elder Sister by MrBottle: 9:48pm On Mar 05, 2018
lebete3000:
So why should my sister think they'll be angry I changed my mind? Shouldn't she think they'll be happy instead?
I think you must have Aspergers syndrome. Your type irks a person to the bottom of the soul. To think that you are even arguing this makes me wanna rip out your soul and feed you some of it embarassed embarassed

You need a medical evaluation ASAP.

FamilyRe: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by MrBottle: 11:54am On Mar 04, 2018
centboy123456:
why the wife act that way or is it a crime to marry two wife tell me nigga this is Africa man have right to marry more don 3 wife u hear
I don't know where you come from but from my own neck of the wood ..marrying more than one wife is frowned on and greatly detested.
FamilyRe: Man Flogs His Wife With Belt For Slapping His Side Chic At Filmhouse, LEKKI by MrBottle: 11:36am On Mar 04, 2018
centboy123456:
her
job is to take care of the kids and live comfortably with the resources he is working hard to provide, not to jump up and down forming James Bond trying to monitor his movement. Senseless woman. You pdeserve even more than the public flogging.
This is a very senseless comment.
With the way murder cases are being handled in Nigeria and going by this post most women will gladly opt to off their husband and then sit back and enjoy the wealth if that is their job as you wrongly put it...rather than wait around for the said man to wreck havoc to the family's name.
FoodRe: Ibibio Cuisines To Try by MrBottle: 1:05pm On Mar 02, 2018
utytill:
Op pls Ibibio is in south south not south east.
You must be a poor student of geography. Akwa-Cross are the only southern states that is on the southeastern part of Nigeria not the mere political maps we have been brainwashed with.
HealthRe: Doctors Help!!!! My Dick Is Shrinking ( Photos) by MrBottle(op): 6:16am On Mar 01, 2018
Still shrinking an inch at a time grin
HealthRe: Doctors Help!!!! My Dick Is Shrinking ( Photos) by MrBottle(op): 6:38pm On Feb 28, 2018
jospepper:
Instead of you to be grateful to God that your problem is shrinking you are here disturbing Doctors.
How can I thank God that my dick is shrinking, huh? I must be sadistically made to wish such to my self.
Meanwhile, the picture up there is me collecting drip cos of my dick. tongue
HealthRe: Doctors Help!!!! My Dick Is Shrinking ( Photos) by MrBottle(op): 6:07pm On Feb 28, 2018
MhizAJ:
Mtschewww

Jobless fool
Dick commissioner grin cool
Take a chill pill

HealthRe: Doctors Help!!!! My Dick Is Shrinking ( Photos) by MrBottle(op): 6:06pm On Feb 28, 2018
Imagine the view after 30 minutes. grin cheesy
HealthDoctors Help!!!! My Dick Is Shrinking ( Photos) by MrBottle(op): 5:39pm On Feb 28, 2018
grin grin grin the swarms of bees gathering for a DiCk pics grin cheesy

Goodluck guys
FamilyRe: . by MrBottle: 2:24pm On Feb 22, 2018
You don't love yourself ma'am.
HealthRe: Serena Williams: I Almost Died After Giving Birth To My Daughter, Olympia by MrBottle: 11:27pm On Feb 20, 2018
haywire07:
U know how many pikin my mama born and she ain't athletic.
Abeg those who gave a phuck ..
eTECTIVe:
Oyibo una lazy... What do u now want my aunt who gave birth to 11 kids to say? or her elder Sista who dropped 9?
And you know Nigerian maternal mortality index? Do you know that it is the one of the highest ..if not the highest in the whole world? Your mama and aunties are lucky but a whole lots of other woman aren't so lucky.

Pulmonary embolism is a silent killer same at it's brother.. thromboembolism.
RomanceRe: What Occupation Would Stop You From Dating Or Marrying Someone? by MrBottle: 10:50pm On Feb 20, 2018
caboltx:
Don't mind them joor, some of them don't know the difference between an auxiliary nurse/ health assistant and a registered nurse
It is quite baffling. 15,000 naira? Still speechless though. I think it is their ignorance that is making all this erroneous assumptions.
RomanceRe: What Occupation Would Stop You From Dating Or Marrying Someone? by MrBottle:
K
HealthRe: Uniabuja Graduate Died In A Hospital After Intestine Was Blocked By The Doctors by MrBottle: 1:19pm On Feb 15, 2018
Stewpid and senseless journalism
FamilyRe: I Want To Marry Her, But I Am Having A Second Thought Because Of Her Mom by MrBottle: 9:56am On Feb 14, 2018
Op, Nairaland never forget. Next they will give you a rope to kill yourself cos you did the unthinkable. Even the brokest and stingiest of guys here are against you. Next time you choose your battle wisely.
FamilyRe: ....... by MrBottle: 4:35am On Feb 14, 2018
Joyfulgal:
I did but not within 48 hours
LAWD!!.The miscarriages will never end medically... You need to see a hematologist. Maybe your husband knew already and is looking for outside help to have kids.
It is well cos every problems has a solution.
FamilyRe: ....... by MrBottle: 2:36pm On Feb 13, 2018
Joyfulgal:
Ok thanks. Yes he is n I am R-.
I hope they gave you RHOGAM in your first pregnancy. Please tell me they did cry. Is this not a case of rhesus incompatibility....oh gawd no
HealthRe: Lady Turns Down Marriage Proposal Of Man Who Donated His Kidney To Her by MrBottle: 11:05am On Feb 11, 2018
Either 10 million cash or you give me my kidney back.

No negotiation
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is God? by MrBottle(op): 2:06pm On Feb 10, 2018
Ferisidowu:
besides I don't know if atheism sweeps atheists off common sense is "she/he" only used for humans
Who is mentioning atheism here? Please if you can't state your point clearly then move along.

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