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Christianity EtcRe: Inside The Pope's Reptilian Audience Hall In Vatican City (Pictures) by MrBottle: 1:31pm On Feb 04, 2018
Jesus didn't form Christianity rather Paul did.
EducationRe: Dr Asking Why MED. LAB. Scientists Use Stethoscope For Induction Pics by MrBottle: 3:44pm On Feb 01, 2018
Drguzzykola:
hmm, lol,
I felt bad about that too as if I don't know d truth,
though we were told in med school to shun their uproar and let reality speak but sometimes these guys can b annoying and might b left with no other choice than to put them in the right corner of awareness..

shallom
The thought of you being a doctor in future scares the sh!t out of me. What da fvck.

TravelRe: Foreigners Comment On The State Of Nigerian Airports by MrBottle: 12:40pm On Jan 27, 2018
Them say Djibouti airport is better than MMIA....Fvck
EducationRe: I Don't Understand This Kind Of Admission (pic) by MrBottle: 12:31pm On Jan 26, 2018
All the aforementioned schools has no correlation with each other. A scam in the making.
PoliticsRe: My Stolen Pants And Others Worth 360 Billions naira by MrBottle: 8:19pm On Jan 25, 2018
It is happening......and it is making sense now

Peeps are losing it...
FamilyRe: See How Wicked Igbo People Are by MrBottle: 8:20am On Jan 25, 2018
Mrachiever:
I was just looking at dem wen having meeting with dem...there were like 10 in number even with dia elders....I don't understand dis tribe @all
They know your type that's why they are on to you. With all this vile you are throwing around you'd be lucky it is not increased seeing as internet never forget.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Launches Television And Radio Programme To Promote Buhari’s Policies by MrBottle: 2:40pm On Jan 24, 2018
Avoiding this charades is of paramount importance to my mental health. So thanks for the information.
PoliticsRe: Taraba Govt Officially Bans Open Grazing by MrBottle: 2:37pm On Jan 24, 2018
Waiting patiently for the implementation of shoot at sight order
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Dies In Mozambique. Do You Know Him? (Photo) by MrBottle: 4:18pm On Jan 22, 2018
smulti:
conflicting identity on that passport


Names : James, chizoba. Onyeabor


State of origin : Benin city
.
Was it state of origin that you saw there or place of birth? Comprehension problem perhaps?
FamilyRe: Please Advise Me On This Marital Issue by MrBottle: 6:51pm On Jan 19, 2018
He asked you to resign so that you will be at his mercy. Psychological imbalance. Do whatever you want to do but never allow the grass (child) to suffer in the process.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong For Women To Make Their Hair With Attachment Or Weavon by MrBottle: 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2018
asuustrike2009:
The emphasis is on holiness and righteousness. In and out of you. No need to add artificial things to your body because it is the temple of the holy spirit ( ROM 12:1-2).
No need to copy the world system of dressing because we ought not to love the world ( 1 John 2:15-17).
Exactly..We all should go about our businesses nAkeD as day....like how we were born. Anything short of this is selective hypocrisy.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong For Women To Make Their Hair With Attachment Or Weavon by MrBottle: 5:25pm On Jan 17, 2018
The emphasis shouldn't be on artificial hair dressings alone ...what about artificial cloths we wear. I mean we were born naked same as our hair. It isn't good that you will adorn your piece of skeleton with clothes and leave the hair natural. If you want to move arou d natural you may as well go about naked thats all.
FamilyRe: Is Bride Price Paid During Introduction Or During Traditional Wedding by MrBottle: 1:47pm On Jan 15, 2018
You have to ask your people first not nairaland. Every tribe has their way of doing marriage rites.

Like in Igbo culture...what the hell is introduction? We have iku aku n' uzo ( knocking at the door) which maybe loosely translated to 'introduction' in some culture, iju ese, ime ego, igbankwu......
Ask your people
FamilyRe: Is It Wise To Aquire Many Properties When You Have Only Female Children by MrBottle: 1:25pm On Jan 13, 2018
ImaIma1:
Op i have only heard this your statement that "women are seen nut not heard" by igbo folks. It doesnt exist where i come from because women have a say.
Please change that reasoning of seeing women as ornaments.

So a man cannot give his daughter a house as a gift just because she is not a male child?

That's why some sons live their lives irresponsibly knowing that they will inherit daddy's properties anyway.
You may have heard it from the kind of Igbo folks you associate with not the ones I associate with. Ever heard of the umuadas and the first daughters (Ada) that makes things happens. The matriachs of the family. You can't just comment without stringing in the tribal slur that keeps nairaland going. Folks here can't comment without hitting on tribalism. So thanks for kickstarting this thread.

Gotta watch from the sideline how it goes downhill from here
FamilyRe: Advice Needed by MrBottle: 9:24am On Jan 11, 2018
mespusinglez:
My Wife Had Given Birth Last Week.
'How Long Will I Wait To Have Sex With Her?

#Pls_Help


Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun And All The Married Niggas.
just last week?? You need to be castrated to even think of sex now after offloading at most a 3kg baby from that hole. She was probably given a surgical episiotomy which needs time to heal or it will break down. 6 weeks tops if all go well. She needs to be certify fit by a medical professional.
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Finds It Difficult To Serve Me Food.. What Should I Do? by MrBottle: 8:46pm On Jan 08, 2018
TheCabal:
So your father served your mother food, did the dishes and more

https://s6.postimg.org/p70tpx4i9/hqdefault.jpg
No. He served humself. He is not the kind of guy that wait around to be served. It made us to realise that you cant just let someone hold you hostage and that you need to do things for people not because they commands it but rather you wanted them to feels and cherish your positive impact when you are not around. He is not the guy you dread when he is around and feel relieved when he is gone. I don't know the kinda family you grew up in but mine is where whoever is more skilled takes up a chores that fits him/her.
PoliticsRe: Check This English.....compare And Contrast by MrBottle(op): 9:42pm On Jan 07, 2018
Nigerian thunder with bones will break your own preek this night embarassed
purem:
This

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Headache

Wee

Soon

Travel

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Preek

Now
PoliticsCheck This English.....compare And Contrast by MrBottle(op): 9:03pm On Jan 07, 2018
The problems of Nigeria with English speaking..

British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end

British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker

British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon

British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner

British: so,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,

British: Ten Pounds each
American: Ten Dollars each
Nigerian: Ten Ten naira.

You see where our problem started?
.
Nobody should shout on me o. ...I have headache in my stomach ������
#Copied
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Finds It Difficult To Serve Me Food.. What Should I Do? by MrBottle: 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2018
Futureberry:
liar
You bet huh
FamilyRe: Cheating On Me With A Wealthy Woman.. by MrBottle: 11:58am On Jan 07, 2018
mrphysics:
No, just relax, don't confront him. The other lady is paying his salary. You have nothing doing, yet someone is bringing the money and you want to terminate the source of income?


She isn't going to cut your husband pen.is, you still own it. Always seduce your hubby and get the money, then cheat on him.
This is megamind.
FamilyRe: Sit At Home And Be A Wife by MrBottle: 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2018
This is the type of post that makes me question the type of men parents are rearing this days. Imagine....just this and you want to subjugate your wife to the home while you hustle yourself to death. Your post reeks of emotional immaturity. Most men that do a thing like that are not emotionally matured and can do anything including physical abuse just to be recognised as the man. Emancipate yourself from emotional immaturity and emotional dependence.
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Finds It Difficult To Serve Me Food.. What Should I Do? by MrBottle: 10:11pm On Jan 06, 2018
property123:
With due respect sir/ma, are you saying the method used by our father's of old which made their marriages last longer is bad compared to your modern ideas which gives us 90% divorce rate. Just want to learn sir/ma?
Are you using data to compare and contrast or you are whipping stats from the wind? Divorce rate now is at the same rate compared to which ever generation you are comparing it with? It is an erroneous believe to think that we have it worse than them.

Open another thread let's bring it datas.
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Finds It Difficult To Serve Me Food.. What Should I Do? by MrBottle: 9:54pm On Jan 06, 2018
boliswitpassprik:
Mr Man,sharrap there O
so your mother used to serve your father when you were growing up?
I grew up in a balanced household where no man knows which chores is meant for man or a woman.
Continue waiting to be serve and end up starving to death.
Imagine relying on someone to feed myself....come suck breast join
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Finds It Difficult To Serve Me Food.. What Should I Do? by MrBottle: 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2018
ABINTUK:
Dont forget that I do the cooking most times. I also have other manly duties to handle inwhich she cant handle.
Cooking and serving me meal is her primary duty as a Lady(wife).
For the sake of knowledge, reference purposes and ability to win arguments in the near future, where exactly was it written that cooking and serving of foods is the woman primary responsibility. The bible said women must labour to bring children to the world while men will labour to till the soil. Ain't seeing where it is written that women should cook and serve. All dem bible women has maidservants/menservants, slaves/ househelp etc...if you need one go ahead and get one.
PoliticsRe: Can The South East Contain All Igbos? by MrBottle: 5:17pm On Jan 06, 2018
CAN ISRAEL CONTAIN ALL JEWShuh
CAN INDIA CONTAIN ALL INDIANShuh
CAN CHINA CONTAIN ALL CHINESEhuh

What a dump question.


Myopic minds discussing myopic bullshits.
FamilyRe: My Wife Still Sends Pictures To Her Ex Boyfriend, I Feel Cheated & Heartbroken by MrBottle: 11:32am On Dec 30, 2017
morgan844:
i did not have a side chick i was angry then i hook up to one of those runs girls. as i am talking to you now she will take the oat and me will also take the oat I want to leave a decent life one
man one wife
Do not take an oath that will kill you both later. If you want to frolic abeg leave oath and frolic the hell outta your life. African oath kills faster bro.
FamilyRe: My Wife Still Sends Pictures To Her Ex Boyfriend, I Feel Cheated & Heartbroken by MrBottle: 9:15am On Dec 29, 2017
morgan844:
i like to take revenge that was why i sleep with some one else and posted it on facebook. she is crying now and begging I plan to make her take out that she will not cheat again. but if she accept we will come back and i will love her but if she say no then i have no option than to continue with other women and not look in her direction
You are not even remorseful for committing the same sh!t you are accusing her of. What's wrong with peeps this days? Nobody forced you to cheat you cheated cos you wanted to....enough of that revenge stuff. If she is aware that you cheated on her and then raising hell that she did same then you are lucky to be alive. Hell has no fury like a scorned woman ...beware.
PoliticsRe: Hausa-speaking Northern Christian Names: An Onomastic Analysis by MrBottle: 3:29pm On Dec 28, 2017
Lai'latu? Most it have something to do with la.....Igbo peeps to the rescue. What's wrong with Leah?
FamilyRe: My Wife Still Sends Pictures To Her Ex Boyfriend, I Feel Cheated & Heartbroken by MrBottle: 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2017
morgan844:
we have been together all these years it was only this year that i travelled if not for the kids i will not even think of her any more
Who are you rvcking on the side over there? Do not go all sanctimonious on us here sir?
FamilyRe: My Wife Still Sends Pictures To Her Ex Boyfriend, I Feel Cheated & Heartbroken by MrBottle: 10:18am On Dec 28, 2017
There is a massive gap in your marriage that can only be filled if you can both live together.




And who are you shagging over there? Do you have a girl shinning your stuff at your qbroad base? Cos I dont know how you guys manage all this long distance relationship /marriage.
FamilyRe: My Wife Tried To Commit Suicide Because Of This by MrBottle: 8:14am On Dec 21, 2017
kimbraa:
Did you have to call him an animal?. Grow up or shut up!.
Get lost both
Efewestern:
just keep shut if u have no reasonable thing to say, kiddos everywhere.
of you
FamilyRe: My Wife Tried To Commit Suicide Because Of This by MrBottle: 7:48pm On Dec 20, 2017
GHoJes:
Mrbottle corked it. You say you were not emotionally abusive? I doubt that because a lot points you were. You mentioned repeatedly that you were angry at her, what choice of words did you use? and i believe its your usual angry choices.
You took a one year old from her mum to drink away the anger caused by her mum, yet you want to convince me you did not threatened her to her near death. How many other dads came with their one year olds? only you came to cool off?
What is even worse is that you have not shown any happiness of one who almost lost his wife but anger still from her 'disrespect and unfaithfulness'. Any man in your shoe who loves his wife would have only remembered the rent after the wife is stable and be scared to leave her alone to go to work.

When you started the story, you sounded like it is the money or life will end, only for me to see that you still have a little job. Again i imagined how you sounded to her. Oga check how you express your anger to her or you might not be lucky next time.
Don't mind the ineffectual buffoon. To think that he is not elated that the WIFE is still breathing speaks a lot. A hot slap to hot wire his brain will go a long way.

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