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Idowu116:
My parents are dead
I am an introvert, I don't keep friends.Am always at home when am not at work.
Am the very shy type and I hate borrowing money

if the above in bold is true, then be ready to have a very tough end of month surviving on 100naira. goodluck!

- ask your parents for a small loan til the end of month
- ask your siblog for a small loan
- ask your workplace for an advance
- ask your friends to borrow you small small to get by
- ask your neighbors etc for small loan til end of month

it will all be ok!

some people will think she hid it inside her toto....while its just between her legs.

who be "Karen" Benzema?!?!? abeg OP, change the name on the title of this thread to KARIM and not Karen as you wrote.

LA click LA Bend like crayfish!

MrBachelor:
It was unnecessary to kill it since it neither posed a threat to you nor were you going to eat it.

...but the aboki he gave it to, will chop am well well na.

Prevent:
you came late or we came late.

lol i came late!

thats the device that women put under their arm or vajayjay for contraception (up to 5yrs)...its called a Lond Acting Reversible Contraception aka LARC.

the only problem with this, is that you can feel it when touching the skin or penetrating and its kinda weird.

abeg OP, rephrase that to BABY crocodile...(comparable to a giant lizard)

A) telling a woman how you feel about her is NOT a show of weakness...in the contrary!
B) long distance r/ship are not that easy to maintain, especially for people who dont know one another. best is to let her go, keep in touch as friends, and if ever she comes back (and you guys feel the same way) continue where you left off.
C) stop being insecure thinking that men abroad are automatically better than you....thats a fallacy, and this type of low self esttem insecurity has to go from your head. be the best you can be and basta, stop trying to anticipate who/what/where/how she is gonna be over there. ultimately, if she meets a dude there and has a r/ship, so be it... when she comes back, you evaluate the person she is and decide if you want to continue.
D) trying to stop her from living her Canada adventure fully is not only wrong, its childish...stop trying to held that girl down...let her fly away...if she really cares for you, she'll know what to do.
E) you gotta deal with your own insecurities... dont try to put that on her and emotionally blackmail that girl under the guise of future wife/marriage bla bla bla
FINALLY nobody knows what will happen in Canada. there are so many variable that will come into play, and the life she lives there will be a culture shock that may change her for the best/worst...and sadly, you might not be included in that new outlook of life of hers. but rest assured that trying to tie her down wont solve anything...especially when she is 10000kms away!

she is looking for a rich jobless heir or some billionaire's son...

here is a simple FACT: if a babe gets pregnant for you, and you ask her to have an abortion, chances are that the reason is that YOU DONT WANT THIS WOMAN AS YOUR FUTURE WIFE nor BABYMAMA. so not marrying her is "obvious"!!!!

the problem here is that, many women out there dont know their position in a r/ship. many are just there to fill a gap until a proper babe comes along (in this man's life) for marriage.
the important question ACTUALLY IS: why would you even marry a babe today, that yesterday was not good enough to have a baby with?!?

olosho telling on their own fellow oloshoes...CUNT-E-NEW!!!!

abeg rephrase the above NONSENSE to most talked about man in Nigeria.... people around the world dont give a shiiiit about you, dont even know who the fukc you are.... only a few Nigerians abroad would even care.

GERRRAREHERE!!!!!!
remember, you are a successful NL actress, you lost a great deal of weight and now you are fit enough to be flipped in bed like a pancake.... no wonder many are creeping in your DM.

maybe he was drugged so they can do away with his money and pretend they already bleeped him (aka time is up)....

with all the scandals surrounding all of them, no wonder you dont want them around you.... Meghan and Harry will continue showing how unfairly you all treated Meghan AND Andrew and his Epstein pedo issue better not go anywhere near the crown as his crime will make all you lot look bad!

she got what she deserves....now all the people who are quick to do the same in Europe/US will shake in their boot, while our 9ja sista will jejely continue doing it as no Nigerian court would remotely act the same way.

sistas, you are safe... the technique of messing up with the condom to get pregnant (in order to hasten marriage proposal), still holds...

if you stab someone to death, then the above is chicken change...

BTW if you expect us to click on that BS link, dey wait for us on the other side of that link, we are coming

pepperdemzombie:
1. What private part did you see that you are commenting on? How many women can you see doing same? Someone not wearing pants and opening her laps is doing what? Can you upload how your mother did hers or you never went out having fun?
2. Can you show us how you and your mother did such? It was snapped for her, she saw it and uploaded it herself online from her phone where bloggers saw it, was she snapped by bloggers?
3. You keep repeating it that you and your father are sex driving animals, I feel for you if such irritating, graphic and disgusting thing can move you.
Sorry for you and your sex starved father, you can both have her anyway.
I NEVER mentioned it to you or anybody here that I am a male, you can quote me anywhere, I am a woman and talking about morals as a woman. Have you seen your mother's pussy exposed before? Only you and your father can be sex tagged for females, if your lesbo mother get sex tagged for online nuisance, best of luck!

see this one... YOU are the one focus on this woman's crotch as if your life depended on it; YOU are the one acting like a sex starved ignoramus; YOU are the one worrying about this mother having fun with her child at the waterpark, as if your life depended on it.... so i am sorry to say that again that, YOU are the one with the failed mindset and who needs to go for psychiatric evaluation, because you need to take a chill pill and stop going on slow motion and zooming in on crotch of mothers having fun in the park with their kids...thats what sick sex starved people do. i am sorry if your mother never had the time to have fun at the water park with you (to each their own misery), some people with plenty of free time and not ashamed of how they look, can wear a bathing suit and have fun at the waterpark with their kids. you probably should ask your mother to try it some time, it may do her a lot of good.

baralatie:
Even in the long term

no, in the long term, if they now decide to pay MORE for their natural gas AND invest 10s of Billions for new pipeline, then it could work for Europe. but it would take YEARS before these pipelines are put in place.

hopefully the yeye people now will start understanding that, however you look at it, these sanctions dont help European countries (in the short term)!

any deluded person can do some crazy act and claim it is a divine calling, even the mad people eating shiiit and fukcing dogs....but we know better than to believe this ARRANT NONSENSE!!!

EmperorHadrain:
Did you read the title of this thread?
The whole Roe vs Wade palavar is not a medical issue as pregnancy is not considered a life threatening condition.

so is the transgender issue!!!

The issue here is religious and moral debate between those who are using selective rare medical emergencies that require an abortion and false constitutional rights to make abortion legal .

are you saying that someone who doesnt give a damn about your religious views (aka someone who has no issues with abortion) should now care about what religious strangers think?!?!? as for the moral debate it is the exact same one as the transgender debate. if you believe that your views/moral is more important than those of pregnant women then same should apply for these transgender people.

you base your whole stand in this issue on THE LAW, the same law that says that its totally ok for transgender folks to decide who/what/how they wanna be viewed (male/female/unicorn etc). so my question IS: since you so vigorously stand by the law, is that the same view you have on the transgender issue, or are you one of the biggest hypocrite on NL today?!?

you cant be selfishly using "the law" to make a point (on abortion) and thereafter disregard "the law" on a similar debate (aka transgender)!

EmperorHadrain:
Lol.

Did I blaspheme against your Jewish gods?

Jews are hyperventilating over the SCOTUS draft to reverse itself on Roe vs Wade.

They are even stalking and harassing the conservative justices in the supreme court and distributing fliers that their Justice Ruth (who is curently in hell) wants them to protest the ruling.

Do you not know the abortion industry in the US serves Jewish interests only as the aborted foetuses end up being used by Jews in their satanic occult rituals? Or are you not aware that Igbo baby factories serve Jewish occultic rituals to their god moloch?

bro, any religious fanatics, including jews, are deluded people in my book... this is a medical issue and this has NOTHING to do with religion and/or religious fanatics...but hey, i like the way you were quick to ignore the hypocrisy in your write up..... so again, let me ask it LOUD AND CLEAR: are you saying that abortion is against the law but transgender nonsense isnt?!? why would a transgender have the right to decide for his own body but not pregnant women?!?! is that not HYPOCRISY TO YOU?!?!