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Celebrities / Re: Leye Kuti: Seun Egbegbe Abandoned By Colleagues In Prison by mrbyron(m): 5:35pm On May 31
Is he still in the cell? I thought he would have moved into the cytoplasm by now grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Okoro Blessing Shares Her Building Plan, Counters Claim Of Real Estate Owner by mrbyron(m): 12:23pm On May 26
It's better for her to just be quiet now and save herself from further embarassment. undecided
Politics / Re: AEDC Restores Light In Kawu Niger State After 30 Years As Residents Dance by mrbyron(m): 10:24pm On May 23
I see mostly children rejoicing. But what for? These kids were born into darkness. How can they even know how electricity will benefit them?

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Travel / Re: Man Spotted Cows Matching At Night In Abuja by mrbyron(m): 10:21pm On May 23
What was he surprised about? He should know the cows have more rights than himself under the London based president

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh and Bobrisky Rocks Bathrobe as They Both Sit on Bed. Photos by mrbyron(m): 11:08pm On May 22
delugajackson:
A tale of two societal misfits. One is a bitter and frustrated mentally-deranged divorcee who still hasn't found the need to move on with her misreable life, while the other is an attention-seeking beast of no gender, an illiterate, gender-confused baboon with no real talent, no moral standards, no bearing, and no life.

They remind me of the popular T.V show on Nat Geo Wild, "unlikely animal friends." These two are tireless clowns who spare no effort in polluting the media space with their nauseating, irresponsible and puerile behaviour.

shocked wonderful!

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Arrive Austria For Pre- World Cup Camp (Photos) by mrbyron(m): 5:42pm On May 22
If they're knocked out in the 1st round, they should consider a plan B of changing nationality and claiming their own next level so they don't lose out all together grin

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Phones / Re: "I Sent A Samsung Phone From Finland To Nigeria, My Brother Got Biscuit" - Lady by mrbyron(m): 1:28pm On May 22
grin still open the pack of biscuit and look closely, you might be lucky grin

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Education / Re: Depressed Man Sets His Bsc And NYSC Certificates On Fire by mrbyron(m): 12:48pm On May 22
LuciferQuran:
Second Class Lower certificates are worth less than the papers they are printed on so nothing to see here.
Just another empty skull burying evidence of his unintelligence.



*spits angry

You just spat the remaining fragments of your brain out

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Politics / Re: Breakdown Of Politicians Whose Certificates Of Return Were Withdrawn By INEC by mrbyron(m): 5:51pm On May 21
The list will soon be updated with buhari's name on it. Insha allah

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Travel / Re: Has Anybody Ever Traveled To Mexico Or Bahamas? Please, Share Your Experience. by mrbyron(m): 1:30am On May 19
My brother what is taking you to Mexico? Organised crime is rife in Mexico and you're not very likely to make it back alive if caught in the wrong zone and the chances of that happening is high.
Bahamas is a tourist country without a lot of jobs for foreigners and a high cost of living. It's a better option than Mexico though

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Sports / Re: Iker Casillas Discharged From Hospital After Heart Attack by mrbyron(m): 5:58pm On May 06
They should check that woman very well. What will be giving a successful footballer like this heart attack?
Properties / Re: Do You Think People Live In This House (photo) by mrbyron(m): 5:30am On May 04
You see a house with an air conditioning unit, a satellite dish and a customised basket ball court and you're asking if people live in It? . This house has all the features of those you see on MTV cribs.

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Celebrities / Re: Man Gets A Car For Returning N53m Mistakenly Paid Into His Account By The Govt . by mrbyron(m): 12:25pm On May 03
A thieving body rewards an honest man for not stealing their money. What a parody

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Celebrities / Re: Singer African China Hangout With 2face And Daddy Showkey by mrbyron(m): 3:03pm On Apr 30
This talented guy did some really good songs that talked about the ill's of society. It's good to see he is looking fresh and likely doing very well.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Threatens To Resume At Any Company If He Doesn't Get A Job by mrbyron(m): 7:04pm On Apr 24
However ridiculous it sounds, he might just get lucky and be added to the company's payroll. Sometimes it takes an uncommon approach to situations to get problems solved. I think it's worth trying.

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Education / Re: School Teachers Shocked At What They Found Under Student's Cardigan (Photo) by mrbyron(m): 8:48pm On Mar 30
This guy is a legend grin grin

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Politics / Re: See What These Guys Did To PHCN Official Over Disconnection Of Power Supply by mrbyron(m): 5:55pm On Mar 29
Above only grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Dumbfounded After His Girlfriend Rejected His Proposal On Her B-day by mrbyron(m): 9:49pm On Mar 24
Was he so confused that he had to take a picture of the gate man after his girlfriend rejected him?
Celebrities / Re: Update: Success's Mother Gave Stephanie Ofijoyce ₦570,000, She Need More Money by mrbyron(m): 9:30pm On Mar 24
Success and her family need to leave that environment. If they can afford to give her 570k, then they should be able to move to a better place. It's because they are still there the said lady and her sisters are able to go and threaten her mother.

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Education / Re: Male Teacher Seen Flogging And Slapping A Female Student With His Full Strength by mrbyron(m): 10:37pm On Mar 21
If the girl knows what to do, that guy will be history. Women don't know the power they have. All she needs to do is befriend a bahd guy and get him to take action on that worthless teacher.
Car Talk / Re: This Adolf Hitler’s Car Is One Of History’s Most Significant Cars (PHOTOS) by mrbyron(m): 3:00pm On Mar 13
The car looks like him

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Romance / Re: Every Asian Girl Has A White Boyfriend by mrbyron(m): 2:59pm On Mar 13
You are right! Those Asians worship whites in the most primitive way imaginable, from young to old. I remember I was once in a bus in London and this old asian woman preferred to stand than sit on the free sit near me. As soon as another seat became free, she immediately took the one next to a white person not knowing the guy had mental issues grin. When the guy began to demonstrate, she got up and wanted to sit on the free seat near me. Na so I throway face put my bag there cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: I Want to Have party S3x With Wizkid & Davido, Nigerian Lady Reveals. Video by mrbyron(m): 12:59am On Mar 11
Nice ambition. Why can't she start from somewhere, she can start training with the touts, pimps and urchins around her now in preparation for the D day when she meet's her desired celebrities so she will be well equipped to give them the time of their lives. undecided
Fashion / Re: See Stretch Marks On A Lady That Got People Talking (graphic Image) by mrbyron(m): 7:16am On Mar 09
All I see is a tiger in bed grin

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Celebrities / Re: Pastor Joshua Iginla Divorces His Wife Due To Infidelity On Both Sides by mrbyron(m): 3:02pm On Mar 04
In that case, the equation is balanced. No victor, no vanquished. But what now happens to their joint partnership....sorry I meant ministry?

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Family / Re: When Will Fathers Reap Their Rewards?? by mrbyron(m): 1:48pm On Feb 22
It's the sacrifice fathers make. They are hardly recognised. The women always benefit from the kids. Men are expected to marry women, provide for the woman and the kids, stick with her alone for life, only to be forgotten later in life because it is also his duty to discipline the kids and put them on the right path which he is also blamed for later.
As a young man now, learn from what the old men around you are going through. Look out for yourself. Groove your life very well while you're looking after your family and make sure you save enough for yourself for old age.

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Celebrities / Re: My Man Has The Longest D**k In Nigeria – Gambian Actress Brags by mrbyron(m): 10:22pm On Feb 21
Wait until he shifts your kidney with his manhood then you will know the kind of problem you've got yourself into
Family / Re: Italian lady with a Nigerian mother complains about being a victim of racism by mrbyron(m): 6:36pm On Feb 21
Then you come to Nigeria where you may be treated like a queen and some guys may even shoot themselves over you

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Crime / Re: White Woman Uses Pidgin English To Communicate With A Nigerian Yahoo Boy by mrbyron(m): 10:01pm On Feb 20
Bush meat catch the hunter grin

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Autos / Re: Toyota Landcruiser #1.4m Slightly sold sold by mrbyron(m): 9:56pm On Feb 20
V8 engine! shocked . Is fuel now free?
Education / Re: What Is The Name Of This Leaf? by mrbyron(m): 1:39pm On Feb 05
Op you came to the wrong place for anything educational. The only leaf known to nairalanders is weed. ( cannabis species)

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Career / Re: I Need A Roommate On The Island.......please Help!!! by mrbyron(m): 6:37pm On Jan 18
[quote author=MhizLewa post=74890976][/quote]

On a more serious note, I'm sorry I can't. If I could, I would.

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