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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Storms FunnyBone's Wedding With Ladies In Jesus Crucifixion Scene by MrCally(m): 7:12pm On Jun 27, 2022
kozmokaz:
Shey una sure say this man never mad
As in, I don't even know how to describe their madness. cry
Celebrities / Re: Davido Girlfriend Ama Shares Sultry Summer Vacation In Dubai Videos by MrCally(m): 11:57am On Jun 22, 2022
This is the kind of posts I was referring to in the previous post, can someone clarify why this kind of trash are making NL Frontpage?

For ur information. Check signature for a visit to Stabliz
Celebrities / Re: Tobi Bakre's Wife Exposed His Fake Instagram Life by MrCally(m): 11:53am On Jun 22, 2022
Hmmm! Some stories aren't made to be shared.

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Celebrities / Re: Amber Heard Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World According To Science by MrCally(m): 11:50am On Jun 22, 2022
Anyways she is beautiful but not most beautiful woman in the world. Theoretically, the most beautiful woman in the world doesn't exists. I can prove it.
Politics / Re: Wike’s Camp Fumes, Warns PDP As Atiku Picks Okowa Running Mate by MrCally(m): 11:25am On Jun 17, 2022
That's Naija 4 u
Politics / Re: 2023: Unprecedented Surge As Abuja Residents Re-Double Efforts To Get PVC by MrCally(m): 6:23pm On Jun 15, 2022
Nigerians and procrastination are just 5 and 6. We are just like that. Always waiting for the last minute... We know say dem go still extend the deadline. grin
Crime / Re: 300-Level UNN Student Stabbed To Death By Suspected Armed Robbers In Anambra by MrCally(m): 5:52pm On Jun 14, 2022
What a beautiful soul, wasted for nothing... There is God ooo cry cry
Crime / Re: 300-Level UNN Student Stabbed To Death By Suspected Armed Robbers In Anambra by MrCally(m): 5:51pm On Jun 14, 2022
Beebah2000:
Why be say na fine people dey die quick?

Good people sef dey die quick sad

The bad ones go con live long sad

This life is so fúcking cruel.
Na the evil one wey de control the world. Na him de cus all these things oo. But hope dey. Real hope

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Politics / Re: Court Sentences Abba Kyari’s 2 Co-defendants To 6 Years In Prison by MrCally(m): 2:47pm On Jun 14, 2022
They fully deserved it. In fact all Naija leaders need to be impresoned.
Politics / Re: Nigeria: State Of The Nation In Cartoons by MrCally(m): 11:24am On Jun 14, 2022
Wow! Kudos... Ur work perfectly described the critical condition of our country Nigeria shocked cool

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Politics / Re: Obi And Kwankwaso May Form A Merger Ahead Of The INEC Deadline - LP Spokesperson by MrCally(m): 6:28am On Jun 14, 2022
Hmm
Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by MrCally(m): 9:21pm On Jun 13, 2022
KingLarry04:
see kettle calling pot black
Ur mama birth pain na waist. A very proud idiot

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Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by MrCally(m): 9:18pm On Jun 13, 2022
Dear OP, ask such questions on Stabliz and get better responses from responsible fellows.

Check signature...
Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by MrCally(m): 9:14pm On Jun 13, 2022
KingLarry04:
your comment show how your sense be, this question was asked on qoura, see mature answers, mumu
I don't know why Nigerians like to shamelessly advertise their waywardness in the public.

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Romance / Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by MrCally(m): 9:10pm On Jun 13, 2022
Collarbones are for skinny people, not only women. It looks good on naturally slim people. Bad on those who try to force it on. grin

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Politics / Re: Obi And Kwankwaso May Form A Merger Ahead Of The INEC Deadline - LP Spokesperson by MrCally(m): 9:00pm On Jun 13, 2022
Am back to the noise making hall of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Obi And Kwankwaso May Form A Merger Ahead Of The INEC Deadline - LP Spokesperson by MrCally(m): 8:58pm On Jun 13, 2022
OBI is leading a course for New nigerian. All the old things wey still de hope 4 something go learn say their day has died and will be buharied come 2023.
Food / Re: How To Prepare Coconut Bread (with Pictures) by MrCally(m): 6:32pm On Jun 27, 2020
Hardship don cause Naija to dey use anything for everything.
Cocunut bread eh?
Family / Meet 3yrs Old Nigerian Who Returned Favour After 2 Weeks by MrCally(m): 8:20pm On Oct 01, 2019
Infants are belittled for being small and inexperience. But in reality they have a magnifficent memory that will get you intrigued when you witness a glimpse of how fast they can recall things.

That was the case of a 3years old infant identified as Uchenna Lucky, from Onelga Rivers State.

He is in Nursary 1 in Greater Child Academy school in Egi City, Onelga Rivers State.

His father is immobile due to a chronic illness, so his mother identified as Mrs. Nneka Lucky is the bread winner of the family of 4.

She usually take Uchenna to a close neigbour after preparing him for school every morning around 6:3AM, so that she can travel for work as early as possible. The neighbour will take Uchenna to school as soon as 7:30AM.

One day this regular neigbour was not around, according to the report on facebook she traveled home.

Nneka had no option than to drop little Uchenna to a Provisions Store owner as early as 6:30AM as always with the prefered neighbour, because the retailer was the only one awake in the neighbourhood.

The retailer did fulfill the trust by taking Uchenna to school.

Two weeks letter Uchenna returned the favour by giving the woman a pair of her mothers shoe.

The woman was surprise and she returned the shoe to Mrs. Lucky, but she refuse to take stating that it was a deserved gift from Uchenna.

Every customer who were present in the Provision Store was impressed and intrigued by Uchenna's action. Many were left speechless when they hear the whole story. It's the talk of the town...

Don't forget to do good and help people out, you don't know when is your turn.

http://9staforum.ml/Thread-Meet-3yrs-Old-Nigerian-Who-returned-Favour-After-2-weeks

Politics / Who Will Rescue Nigeria? by MrCally(m): 5:41pm On Sep 29, 2019
Whenever this question is ask everybody seems to have different opinions base on individual differences and thoughts varriation.

Some well meaning citizens will reason that good governance who can manage the country rich resources wisely and strenghten the ecomony from proper grassroot developement can save the country, to others, this can only work if all in the country understand and practice good democracy by supporting politics my voting in the pool and also running political position, which also coincide with the first idea about good gervernance. "The country needed a divine diliverance" religious people will argue.

Talking about saving the country, why the Nigeria needed to be saved?

Firstly, many years have passed and different governments have led the country and yet things never improved to the desire of the hopeful citizens. Moreover during this space of time the country is led into a period of catastrophy in the economy due to increasing of insecurity, violence, unemployments leading to food shortages and pestilences caused by malnutrition, poor health care etc due to abject poverty amogst majority of the citizens.

Many have delve to illegal alternatives of making ends meet due to poverty and lack of suppport from the government, or should we call it greediness. This have also contributed in a large way to the wretched economy we have in this country.

And many other problems is beyound the oversight and control of the leaders, or should we say ignorance by the leaders have affected the country badly.

This country Nigeria belongs to all of us, what/who do you as a citizen think can save the country Nigeria from this precarious situation?

Discuss...


To frontpage pls NL MOD
Forum Games / Introducing Forum Race Game by MrCally(m): 3:03pm On Sep 13, 2019
I want to introduce new forum game in Nairaland. All games lovers must love this game. Who doesn't want to beat an oponet and win? cheesy

Ok without much ado let me go straight to the game details.

WHAT IS FORUM RACE GAME?
This is a forum competitive game played between members of a forum or different forums. It is assumed every player is a race driver wheater experienced or noob. The game is playable with time and game word which are provided before each rounds by the game moderator/runner.

HOW TO PLAY
Its very easy to play. The method is keep the time and know the game word. the faster you post the game word in the race thread the better your chances of winning the game.
Your word is your car cheesy , the thread is the track, the time is your skill cheesycheesy as simple as that.

WHO CAN PLAY?
Any interested member who signed up for the game before it starts will play no matter their age, gender, game experience(I believe every nairalanders have zero experience in this game, unless perherps, you've played in other forums where i runned this game wink )

WHERE TO PLAY?
Nairaland website. The threads are our venues.

EXPLANATION OF GAME TERMS

RACE THREAD - This is a special thread created for playing the game rounds.

GAME ROUNDS - Time when games are played. There are always 10 rounds in this game, but it could be more or less with a round or two per day.

TEAMS - If the game is not a player championship it is a team championship, in that case every players will be ramdomly allocated to a team, and will compete against other teams. You win and loss as a team.

GAME WORD - Often GO, MOVE, DRIVE, DRIFT, SPEED, FAST, END FINISH, STOP. One of those words are used per round. The faster a player writes the word in the game thread the better chances they stand in winning the round. The first win, the last loose, late commers crash.

TIME - The usual time allocated for each round is always 2hours. This is the time each player is expected to post their game word in the game thread, anybody posting later is assumed as crash.

POINTS
1st place = 5points,
2nd - 4points,
3rd = 3points
4th-last = 2points.

Enough. If there is anything i forget i'll add it letter.

Now lets sign up for the game.

HOW TO SIGN UP
Just post your nairaland username in this thread or shout SIGN ME UP! In capital letters or bold

You can ask question where you are confused, i'll be here to answer. No criticism please.
Webmasters / You Are Not A Blogger If You Don't Know This by MrCally(m): 7:19am On Jul 27, 2019
Hello friends, whenever i'm writing about blog i don't always know where to start from because there are many things to write about. But lets look into what disqualifies you from being a blogger.

Hundreads of blogs are started each day adding to the already countless numerous numbers of existing blogs. A new blogger might find it pretty difficult to compete with the blogs of thesame niche.

Like few other business blogging earn thousands of Nigerians and millions from the whole world a living, while a handfull of bloggers have amassed great wealth and fame from blogging. But sadly though 5 times more than the successful bloggers are still struggling from month to month, year to year without making just a dime. Many struggled for many years while others quit blogging after their desire of making money as soon as possible couldn't be realised.

You may begin to wonder; if there is any secreet behind being a successful blogger?

There is actually a secret, the secret you ought to know before starting a blog.

The secret is "Knowing who is a blogger".

Who Is A Blogger?
I will define a blogger as A person who own a platform(blog) for publishing new information that satisfy the need and desire of his clients/readers.

Many people failed as a blogger because they also fail to understand the key factor of blogging. They thought they would just start a blog and fill it with any new information that go viral in the net(copy and paste). But thats actually not the job of a blogger.

A blogger must be an independent writter who write or publish original contents that hasn't existed anywhere else.

But it's sad to say that almost all the young Nigerians bloggers have fallen into the pit of copy and paste, worse yet some don't even understand their niche. I saw a blog that said "Tech update" in the logo, i was amused at the contents, please readers what does Davido song lyries have to do in a tech blog? Lol. Thats why many have faild.

My advice to those new blog owners out there is: "Learn what it means to be a blogger before starting a blog", you are not a blogger if you can't write a paragraph. I don't call myself a blogger because 1. I don't have a blog, and 2. I'm not a good writter. By God's grace next year i'll start blogging on Society Negligence as a niche.

Another thing is, if you can't write employ someone or people who can right for you to avoid the regular copy and paste stuffs, and try to publish accurate and reliable contents not misleading contents.
If you try this you will see the reward of being a blogger regardless of your coding knowledge.

Source: www.wapforum.com.ng
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day: Teacher Vs Student (who Win?) by MrCally(m): 4:15pm On Jul 24, 2019
I didn't expect a woman to be this rude, or should i say stupid.
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day: Teacher Vs Student (who Win?) by MrCally(m): 3:53pm On Jul 24, 2019


TEACHER: My advice to you student is "You must work hard to succeed."

WISDOM (Student): Sorry sir, but you a wrong.

TEACHER: Come on, shut up your dirty mouth.

WISDOM: But i can prove it sir.

TEACHER: You have just one chance.

WISDOM: Sir, as well as my fellow classmates, this is 21st century if you work harder you will die in labour. So we need to work smarter not harder.cheesycheesy

WHO WIN?

Credit: www.fundeal.ml
Webmasters / Re: Mybb Forum: Top 5 Forums Running On Mybb Platforms by MrCally(m): 12:32am On Jul 24, 2019
http://fundeal.ml is comming to conquer
Religion / Re: The Lord's Supper And The 144,000 Anointed Jehovah Witnesses by MrCally(m): 3:59pm On Jul 07, 2019
It pains a lot to see a disabled you intended to help turn against you, calling you a fraudster. Thats what many have done to this sincere worhipers of the only true God. They are not paid yet they still have to provide for the family and finance their life-saving work, yet many turn against them and mistreat them. They've suffered persecutions, oppositions, shame, abuse ect, yet come rain come sun they are still there with the bags carry utensils of peace for the nations. How sad!


Who said Jehovah's witnesses are false religion?

Lets face it.

Apart from JW's which other religion are obeying the direct command of Jesus to preach from city to city and from house to house?(matt 6:11-14;24:14;28:18-20)

Which religion love it members more than JW's?
(John 13:34,35)

Except JW's which religion know and fulfil the law of christ? (Gal 6:2).

Which religion except JW's obey the law of blood, sex, politics, peace as stated in God's word the bible?

Judge for yourself with your conscience.
Sports / Why Nigerian First Leg AFCON Win Was Promising by MrCally(m): 4:35pm On Jun 24, 2019
Football is a beautiful game for the fans when their teams spackled in the pitch throughout 90mins and also get the expected result, anything else is "urgly football". But the inside show behind the scene is obscure to many lovers of football. How was the beautiful football produced? Who cares, the lads and the boss knows all we know is criticise when things aren't done the way we expected, thats a football fan for you.

That said, Nigeria traveled to Egypt with a young inexperienced team and a weak aging skipper in Mikel.

They weren't listed among the favourites to lift the trophy in Salah's nation.

Unlike host Egypt, Algeria, Senigal etc Nigeria are without the big names in the big clubs.

But what confidence do we have in this team? The first match though speak in volume.

Rohr's starting IV was criticised as for the lack of Ighalo and Musa. A fair share of the criticism was the man in the post, Epkeyi.
But Nigeria conceeded no goal, frequently won possession and made excellent moves in the final third. Unfortunately for Paul Onuachu, his 12mins header lack the strength to beat the informed Burundi goalie.
In the end Ighalo came off the bench to hit the net in the 77th mininute, just 4mins after his introduction. Was that the game plan? Whatever, the goodnews is that Nigeria had the lion share of possession and still win the game.

Whats promising about that match?
1. Nigeria weak side was better than Burundi's best side.
2. Rohr's team and game plan was tactically organised.
3. Mikel 2nd half sub tell us the the manager relied in his experience but not his strenght/performance.
4. The manager have a good understanding of his opponent.
5. Starting a compitition with a weak team against a weak side is a sign of big dream.

Whichever way the coach decide to approach every group games we are confident that Nigeria must qualify from the group and the best of the team is reserved for the knockout stages.

For me, Nigeria have what it takes to finish in top 3 of the competition, hard to say win it, but it's possible depending on the opponents they are drawn with in the early knockout stages.
Webmasters / Mybb Nairaland Theme by MrCally(m): 1:02pm On Apr 03, 2019
Hi folks, i don't know if there is a theme like this already so i decided to make one.

The header and the homepage look exertly like Nairaland so i'll say the theme is 90% Nairaland's.
See demo @fundeal.ml
Family / How To Improve A Relationship by MrCally(m): 2:08pm On Feb 11, 2019
When we hear of a broken relationship it is natural to we conclude it's someone fault. It's true, someone have to be blamed, its human tradiction right from the origin.

But have you ever thought you could improve your relationship whether professional, family, casual, marital, etc or help others to do just so?

Read this...
TIPS TO IMPROVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP

1. Impresse Your Partner(s): Strong relationship must be impressive both internal and external. To archieve that feat there most be someone or people who keep the fire burning. To be that impressive partner in a relationship you must be ready to upset the difficiency of your partner(s). This involve 'sound understanding of your partners weaknesses', devotion, and hardwork.

2. Teamwork: Working as a team means cooperation. To be cooperative means 'you are aware that you are part of a working team and not owner'. To archieve this attribute you must do your best and equalize the praise, defend your partner(s), and discover their abilities and hidden qualities. This too involve hardwork.

3. Share secret: Sometime its risky to share secrets even with a trusted and special someone, but to improve a relationship you must take that risk. The reward of sharing secret is 'trust'. Avoid understating as that will be more risky when proven.

4. Be the best companion: Do you know that you can be the closest but not the wanted? So 'to be the best companion you must be the closest and the most wanted'. To archieve this attribute you will need to develope feelings for your partner(s), be quick to notice their mood and what they mean, dig it out if possible and offer a needed help, recommendations and practical councel. This will cost you valuable time.

So as we have seen above it takes time, efforts and dedication to improve a relationship. But remember, all you give to improve a relationship is better than the pain of a broken relationship.

-Cally

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Webmasters / Please How Can I Get Traffic In My Forum. by MrCally(m): 1:53pm On Feb 11, 2019
I just created a forum for social and lifestyle discussion but i dont know how to get visitors to my website. I think my comming here will make a change.

Pls help...

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