₦airaland Forum

LordFarquaad:
Just so you know Nairaland is quite popular and it will be disheartening if the first air observed on visiting this platform is the stench of unrestricted tribalism..

I was simply preparing for my exams this morning and decided to peruse through my lecturer's book and to my greatest amusement towards the "godfatherism" subheading I saw him citing Nairaland.

doggedfighter:
Life doesn't revolve around marriage. He's happy having a girlfriend . That's all that matters.

Enjoy your married life. Let him be

Domistar5:
Hi everyone,
I wanted to study computer science but i want to switch into medicine and surgery.
Now, I am interested in online business and health.
And if I learn a skill before entering to the university, I will choose andriod development or amazon kdp so I can able carter for my small needs in school.
So i want to know is it possible to working online and going to the medical school.

N.B I'm an interior science student .
Suggestion please. Thankyou?

chatinent:
Rather than giving a rich pastor any sum, I decided to bring it here.

Am I rich?

No.

Do I have a job?

No.



This is my last card tho hoping that today sb might patronize my freelance academic research writing services as indicated below on my signature.




For the love of giving...



What to do?

Go to my profile here on Nairaland to follow me for updates and timely giveaways, drop your account number and tell me what ₦5k can do for you.


I'll select at random only those who do the above.



Tell me what ₦5k can do for you this morning.


Please if you don't need it, let others who urgently do receive it.

Thank you.

Modarun:
Problem is, which part of the North? Cos am sure northern states like Nasarawa, Benue, Plateau, Taraba, Southern Kaduna, Niger, Kogi, Southern Bauchi, Adamawa, are not amongst you lots. So gbafou.

thebosstrevor1:
There is no proof that they are fulani men.

Anybody can put a title to a video.

Barbiturate:
For the first time in my life I made my mom cry.
I made her cry because I didn't eat, I didn't listen nor do the errand she sent me. I just lay down and cry all day, weeks, months. My eyes are swollen from tears

You see, it is not my fault. I have really come of age. I have no job, I have no business, I have no wife, I have no child. I think all day. I pray for death everyday. I am not interested in the world anymore. I just want to leave this world peacefully.

Now that I made her cry, she has threatened to leave for the village.

I want to leave before she does. I want to pack my things, move to Ghana via ABC trans and then just wander about the streets of Ghana seeking for job and accommodation. Let me go far away from them all. Change number, close all social media accounts. Live the life of a destitute! I don't need your advice, I'm even older than 99% of you here. I'm just putting this down!

I rest my case!

unitysheart:
Na so dem comot my catalytic converter. My benz hasn't returned to its former self since then.

JeAgro477:
it happened last year on two different occasions the shock I received from the incident made me think of committing suicide I invested as much as 600k in ground nut, watermelon, maize, and cassava on 8 hectares of land the Fulani herdsmen were coming in the night to destroy farms they had no wives so they lived ruthlessly during the day time when ever we met they'll ask me if there's anything for them to eat at times I will give them some roasted yams after all we understand the same language,hausa one day on Sunday I went to the farm only to see that all my ground nut and maize was eaten up by cattle I was surprised cause I use to work from 6 am to 6pm sometimes I will go for break for 2-3 hours and it was always during my break period that cattle will come and eat up some parts of the farm so I decided to hide with my pregnant wife and see who was controlling the cattle to my greatest surprise it was the same guy that I usually give roasted yams and water that was behind this damage so I and my wife came out of our hiding place and approached him I asked him why he was paying me evil for good his response was that "I should ask my father and mother" I said ok since my father is dead and my mom was not around were going to ask each other upon hearing this he brought out his sharp matchet from it's sheath and was coming towards me I felt like running but I knew that if I just turned my back on him he will cut my arm very easy so I made up my mind to fight him we engaged in a serious fight that lasted for over 3hours and his matchet fell from his grip my wife came to hold me cause I threw him to the ground and I was sitting on him upon seeing my wife i don't know how this guy managed to kick my pregnant wife on the stomach when I I saw his determination to harm me by all means I told my wife to get me a rope but she was rolling and crying in pains so I removed my shirt and tie him up by then it was dark so I handed him to the local vigilante I told them to hand him to the police the next day before I could get to the vigilante office they have already collected 5k from the boy and freed him without compensating me I reported the issue to the police they demanded 10k from me that they were going to make sure I got justice but nothing was done all these happened in yagba east local government in kogi state the police station is located in ifelukotun in yagba east local government in kogi the name of the dpo in the station is Dsp mariam allero when I saw that nothing was done I reported the issue to the police public relations officer of the whole kogi state mr A.y.a but nothing was done I was not compensated and the fulani guy upon his release he organized his colleagues they came back and finished the remaining crops on my farm and as if that wasn't enough they were looking for me to kill me they set my house on fire and I was not left with any choice than to abandon my farm and run for my life right now as I'm typing this there's no single farmer in the rural areas in yagba east local government in kogi state they've been chased by fulani herdsmen and all there crops have been destroyed I pray the governor of kogi state do something about this cause people are starving in that area from kponyan to isanlu

gnykelly:
isn't that the obvious truth. they are.already discussing steering rack after solving that another thing will pop up.

gnykelly:
tell your dad he will pay the balance at the mechanic workshop.

Nairalanders get bad mouth

lilvicky68:
Is macaroni 120naira? Abi them don dey sell am for cup?

SegFault:
Nigerians hate reading ehn, did you not see where it was boldly stated that desert sand is too smooth for construction.

kayusely70:
Just a matter of time before they become irrelevant.

jollyjustcome95:
Hello House,

I am giving up my 5 months old gsd for adoption and the reason for this adoption is because I am relocating abroad.

The name of my dog is Max. This adoption comes with one bag of 15kg booster dog feed which she is currently eating.

See requirements for adoption below.

1. Breeders are not allowed.

2. Strictly for dog lovers as this is not a business transaction.

3. Interested persons must own at least one dog prior to ensure the person is experienced about dogs and the dog is well taken care of afterwards. (Upload picture of you and your dog as prove).

4. Selected person must come in person to a public place as the dog will not be sent as waybill to anyone.

NB: Video is available upon request and Location is Abeokuta, Ogun State.

Lagosinter1:
There will be a token of appreciation





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Chiminemine:
Hello guys.i finally decided to invest my money into creating a viewing center. I just wanted to know if 500k would be enough for me to start a modest viewing center with 500 seating capacity minus the rent for the space. Thanks

Nemere2020:
https://www.facebook.com/509762239046271/posts/3905075829514878/