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Crime / Re: Fleeing Inksnation CEO, Omotade-Sparks Amos Sewanu Arrested By EFCC by Mrceragem: 2:30pm On May 29, 2021
That guy should be jail as soon as possible, I happen to be one those victims he scam, I still even get the card for house now

you want to convert it to a souvenir.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Video Barraqeat Missiles Fired Upon Ashkelon, Israel by Mrceragem: 7:31am On May 11, 2021
Nothing proves that to be true
have you been to Israel before
from the Alarm, Isreal is under attack.

if you dont know go do finding or travel and witness live experience. I was there and one of the instruction you get is if you hear alarm just get somewhere to take cover
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Private Secondary School Vs Emzor Factory Worker by Mrceragem: 3:56pm On May 08, 2021
So I got the notification from emzor to com for test/interview today and as it stands now I need to make a decision now before monday next week.
Renumeration: 30k/month but likely to be reduced if no means to meet up by the proprietor.

Promised to assist by paying a part of the rent close to the school. Though don't know his future plans if he will attach people to me.

Working duration/day: 7:15a.m - 3 pm. Saturdays and Sundays are mine though writing of lesson note would cut a reasonable chunk of it.

Already informed the proprietor about NPower application and pending deployment so I would take permission to attend to that when it starts.

Renumeration isn't constant as I'm made to understand.

Writing of lesson notes for 9 classes (Mathematics: jss1-ss3, physics: ss1-ss3) is somehow mentally draining.
Tfare: ₦440/day

Wouldn't want to stay in my parents house at this age and because of the situation of things interms of cost of living. I would obviously leave with them till June ends before I can move into my new apartment.

*Factory work (emzor)*
Passed their interview and test today and high probability of getting an invite for training on Monday as we were informed by the interviewer.

Renumeration: basically 30k excluding O.T, health insurance and other benefits.
Working duration: 8a.m - 5pm( morning shift). Same hours for night shift.

Tfare: ₦400/day.
Weekends are off and can be used for O.T at your own discretion.

Please I really need your advice on this and your constructive criticisms are welcome. Thank.
I will appreciate it more if this isoved to front page please it's urgent. Help a brother with your candid advice.

go with emzor
at least they will paying at when due.
Health / Re: I Have Been Diagnosed With Bronchitis And Pneumonia (Photos) by Mrceragem: 9:00pm On May 06, 2021
Hello my fellow Nairalanders!

Since the beginning of this month, I have been having recurrent chest pain to the point of having difficulty in breathing.

On the 5th of May I visited my doctor and he told me to go for Proper Test at Ilorin.

I have been tested and I've been diagnosed with bronchitis and Pneumonia.

I need your prayers guys because this thing is affecting me seriously!

I can't breathe well and the chest pain is much.

But, I believe that I will overcome it and untimely death is not my portion.

Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, mukina2, seun

Lifestyle and home remedies

To help you feel better, you may want to try the following self-care measures:

Avoid lung irritants. Don't smoke. Wear a mask when the air is polluted or if you're exposed to irritants, such as paint or household cleaners with strong fumes.
Use a humidifier. Warm, moist air helps relieve coughs and loosens mucus in your airways. But be sure to clean the humidifier according to the manufacturer's recommendations to avoid the growth of bacteria and fungi in the water container.
Consider a face mask outside. If cold air aggravates your cough and causes shortness of breath, put on a cold-air face mask before you go outside.

Get plenty of rest. Don't go back to school or work until after your temperature returns to normal and you stop coughing up mucus. Even when you start to feel better, be careful not to overdo it. Because pneumonia can recur, it's better not to jump back into your routine until you are fully recovered. Ask your doctor if you're not sure.
Stay hydrated. Drink plenty of fluids, especially water, to help loosen mucus in your lungs.
Take your medicine as prescribed. Take the entire course of any medications your doctor prescribed for you. If you stop taking medication too soon, your lungs may continue to harbor bacteria that can multiply and cause your pneumonia to recur.

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Travel / Re: Can I Travel To Ghana Without Passport/visa by Mrceragem: 7:20pm On Apr 25, 2021
Evening Nairalander, i will like you to school me on a little issue.
I have been selected to attend a conference on disability and human right in Ghana schedule to hold two months from now but i dnt have a passport yet.
i was thinking my national ID is enough for me.

My question is what did i need to enter Ghana as a Nigerian
your id card will do
Pets / Re: White Lhasa Apso by Mrceragem: 5:48pm On Apr 25, 2021
Get your super quality Lhasa apso now.
All males
Abuja residents only please.
Holla- 08143133890
Location- ABUJA!!!
Cute dogs
I really love to have one.

Come dash me one

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Business / Re: Puzzle Book Mastery - How To Create And Sell Puzzle Books by Mrceragem: 11:25pm On Apr 21, 2021
if you are into puzzle book publishing you really need this book.
called BOOK OF LIST.
If interested let me know. I will send it to you for tiny cash

contain list of
people,tv,sport etc

Celebrities / Re: Ling And Lamb: The Nigerian-american Couple Breaking The Internet With Funny Vid by Mrceragem: 8:44pm On Apr 21, 2021
not those that marry grandMA
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE: Boko Haram Releases Photos Of Nigerian Army’s Gun Trucks, Police Van by Mrceragem: 7:33pm On Apr 21, 2021

EXCLUSIVE: Boko Haram Releases Photos Of Nigerian Army’s Gun Trucks, Police Van

The Boko Haram insurgents have released photographs of Nigerian Army’s highly priced gun trucks and a Borno State Police Command patrol vehicle captured and stolen from Dikwa, when the terrorists attacked the town on Sunday.

The photographs showed that the Nigerian Army, despite claiming it repelled the attacks, lost three BTR Armoured Personnel Carriers, Panhard AML-60 and another Melara Mod 56 Pack Howitzer to the terrorists.

The insurgents also displayed photographs of “Mortar Bombs and Type 86P hand grenades, PG-7V/PG-7VM, 37mm launchers, and 12.7mm ammo” it stole from the military in Dikwa.

Meanwhile, the terrorists stole a police patrol van belonging to the Dikwa Police Division as it overran the town on Sunday.

The Nigerian Army had on Monday confirmed that the Boko Haram fighters attacked Dikwa town in the Dikwa Local Government Area of Borno State with no fewer than 12 gun trucks.

The Nigerian Army had noted that the insurgents attempted to take control of the town during the evening Ramadan fast break, but they were repelled by the troops of Operation Lafiya Dole.

Boko Haram Fighters Invade Dikwa During Defence Minister, Service Chiefs’ Visit To Born2 Days Ago
SaharaReporters had same Monday reported that hours after the Minister of Defence, Maj Gen Bashir Magashi (retd.) led the Chief of Defence Chief, Gen Leo Irabor and other service chiefs went on an assessment visit to Maiduguri, Borno State, the Boko Haram insurgents invaded Dikwa town with several gun trucks.

The Boko Haram and Islamic State West African Province fighters attacked Dikwa town, only about 85 kilometres from Maiduguri, on Sunday evening, engaging the troops in a gun battle which lasted for hours.

There had been explosions in parts of the town, even as the ISWAP fighters took control of the major access roads into the area.

In a release by the Director, Army Public Relations, Brig Gen Mohammed Yerima, the army had stated that the terrorists attempted to take over the town but they were repelled by troops who are still patrolling the town.

The army was, however, silent on the casualties suffered by its troops or civilians.

The army spokesman had said, “Troops of Operation Lafiya Dole currently carrying out Operation Tura Takaibango stationed at Dikwa and Gulumba Gana supported by the Air Component inflicted heavy casualty on Boko Haram Terrorists who attempted to take control of the strategic town of Dikwa, the headquarters of Dikwa LGA of Borno State.

“The terrorists in their numbers mounted on 12 gun trucks attacked the town on the eve of Sunday just as the locals prepared to break their Ramadan fast for the day. The troops having contained the initial wave of the attack had to occupy their alternative Headquarters at Gulumba Gana to enable the Air Component engage any gun trucks and other technicals in the vicinity of the attack to prevent fratricide.

“The retreating terrorists suffered heavy losses in both equipment and personnel including some of their key leaders from the superior fire power of troops both from the air and ground forces. The troops are currently patrolling Dikwa town and environs to assess the level of damage inflicted on the terrorists.”


Me thinking how Nigeria army and LiE Mohammed will denial this

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Politics / Re: Kaduna LG Election Qualification Exam (Pictures) by Mrceragem: 6:30pm On Apr 21, 2021
This Not A School Exam, It Is Kaduna Forth Coming LG Election Qualification Exam (Photos)

Ladies and gentlemen, the pictures you see below is not some school students in an exam. It is the prelude to the primaries organised by Kaduna APC for the forth coming Local Government election.

APC LGA Chairmen Aspirants are writing Exams on Governance, Whoever Pass the Exams will be the APC Candidate for his LG.

when is PDP lga chairman aspirant taking their own exam

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Call George Floyd’s Family After Derek Chauvin Guilt by Mrceragem: 12:56am On Apr 21, 2021
can this ever happen in nigeria
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Pranks Her Sleeping Boyfriend That EFCC Are Searching For Him (video) by Mrceragem: 12:54am On Apr 21, 2021
only the wicked run when no one is pursuing him
Politics / Re: Heavy Shootings On Enugu-Abakaliki Highway by Mrceragem: 12:49am On Apr 21, 2021

Shut up you have never been in the North if not you wouldn't utter such nonsense like no checkpoints there. Local rat.

You criminals will continue to meet checkpoints and this time they will be manned by the Military so you will understand the true foolishness of ESN.

It is not your choice whether you want it or not. It is a matter of law and order.

you have two choices Aboki

the UGM are coming

or you get the F**K out of South East to somalia


Politics / Re: Heavy Shootings On Enugu-Abakaliki Highway by Mrceragem: 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2021

Just shut up if you have nothing sensible to say.

i don't blame you village champion
travel and see.

Politics / Re: Heavy Shootings On Enugu-Abakaliki Highway by Mrceragem: 7:51pm On Apr 20, 2021
Ant infested firewood has found its way into the house despite warnings.

Now it is military checkpoint instead of police checkpoint.

Now the Land is on Fire.

military no bi spirit.. blood run in them. go check most of them on check point now hide very far from the road block and put small boy to be collecting the egunje for them

they said they do not want checkpoint at every pole.
is it a hard thing to obey. while in north you can rrun for 5 hours without any check point


Career / Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Mrceragem: 7:23pm On Apr 20, 2021
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

i just dey laugh

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.
your village people for use you play okoso

Agriculture / Re: The Biggest Cassava Ever Harvested (pictures) by Mrceragem: 4:21pm On Apr 20, 2021
Came across this Post on Facebook, image of the biggest cassava ever harvested...

View More

biggest as in guiness book is in delta state

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Business / Re: Help, I'm About To Sell A Nairalander Laptop by Mrceragem: 7:07pm On Apr 19, 2021
Good day all. Just as the topic says, I'm planning of selling a nairalander laptop he uses as collateral..

Early last month, a nairalander was seeking for a loan of 50k to pay back 60k in two weeks time using his laptop as collateral. So i offered to deal with him and we entered an agreement that failure to pay back the 60k after the agreed two weeks will attract additional 5k interest every week, which he agreed and we made a video on it as an evidence. He has the video on his phone and i also have mine.

Now the problem is, the agreed two weeks has elapsed. As a matter of fact, this is the fifth week and he's not making any plan of returning my money. His numbers are not going. I chatted him up on WhatsApp and he said his phone was stolen etc. Since then, he has not said anything about the money.

The current price of his laptop online is 180k+ and even if i sell his laptop, i will still need to balance him up after deducting my 80k or 85k. Please advise me. I need the money to save a life. It's very very urgent. A life depend on that money.

Please your suggestion will go a long way... Thanks

use it as collateral to borrow 80k from another nairalander that has cash suplus. then when you finally connect with him you all can settle

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Girl Who Is A Ghost. by Mrceragem: 3:56pm On Apr 18, 2021
a nigga like me that doesn't go to church talk more of knowing how to pray, I started praying, casting Devils with broom.
any Gost in my life die by fire, die by fire, die by fire, die by fire. I shouted die by fire more than hundred times. I prayed till my body began to sweat. even my neighbors was hearing my loud voice they were surprised because they haven't seen me before going to church talk more of praying. after the prayer I went to my kitchen to eat because the prayer have taking all the energy I have.
after eating I took my bath and took a nap. I slept more than three hours I heard someone knocking on my door, I opened my eyes feeling week and tired. I waked up to open my door to my greatest surprise she was the one knocking.
I shouted!

still typing.....


Investment / Re: Where Can I Invest =N=2m? by Mrceragem: 1:57pm On Apr 18, 2021
Hi there!

I am writing this with heavy hearts and tears in my eyes I will be 28 years old this year ending.

it's been a long time coming from 8 years of SERIOUS hustling (carrying blocks at building site). But by God's grace I have been able to save =N=2m without stealing or killing to make money.

I need advice on what type of INVESTMENT I should invest the money into.

NB: The underlisted are out of my scope
a. CryptoCurrency
b. Gambling/Betting of all sort
c. Network Marketing/ Referral business program
d. Agritech & affiliatiate marketing

Thank you for you anticipated responses.
your location

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Investment / Re: Which Business Can I Do With Three Hundred Thousand And Pay Back In 6months by Mrceragem: 1:44pm On Apr 18, 2021
Hell fellow NL.
A friend of mine gave me the sum of three hundred thousand naira to keep for him and he said he would need the money back in October. I don't want to keep the money in my account without using it for business that would raise the same money in six months time.

Business guru in the house please I need ur advice, I don't want to be like the lazy servant as depicted in the parable of the three servants in the Bible, which business can I start up with the money now that I can be able to give him back his money on request in the next six months
Please I need ur advice.


Romance / Re: She Sleeps Like A Kung Fu Fighter by Mrceragem: 11:10pm On Apr 10, 2021
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

go buy swimming pool eye google
and be wearing it at night if not
we fit hear my girlfriend while sleeping choke her fingers into my eyes and blind my eye.
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Politics / Re: Lady Who Tattooed Tinubu's Face: "My Husband Has Chased Me Out Of The House" by Mrceragem: 2:16am On Apr 08, 2021
nothing we no go see for this Buhari season
Autos / Re: I Bought A Mini Bus For Hire Purchase But ... by Mrceragem: 2:07am On Apr 05, 2021
[quote author=princedan295 post=100471671]Good morning house and happy easter to all!

I'll be brief with my question.

Politics / Re: NIN Not Mandatory For Voter Registration – INEC by Mrceragem: 1:07am On Apr 02, 2021
how can Nigeria be balance
tell me

they know with NIN made compulsory their yansh go open
Pets / Re: Lion Cub Available For Sale (the Ultimate Pet) by Mrceragem: 10:49am On Apr 01, 2021
how did you get it

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Celebrities / Re: Man In Shock As He Walks In To See Rat ‘cooking Food’ In The Kitchen by Mrceragem: 12:51am On Apr 01, 2021
the Rat no want the food to burn
Politics / Re: Amaechi: We Begged Niger Republic To Construct Railway For Them by Mrceragem: 12:42am On Apr 01, 2021
Politics / Re: Southerners Will Starve Of Food If Hausas Get Attacked Again - Gov. Yahaya Bello by Mrceragem: 12:06am On Mar 31, 2021
How can a governor think this way?
It still baffles me how someone in such position talk without thinking
Crime / Re: Meet 91 Year Old Police Officer Who Has No Plan To Retire (Photos) by Mrceragem: 1:47pm On Mar 29, 2021

This statement depicts how local you are.

You are not aware of the problems men face in marriage in America right?

Go and watch your Afrca magic.

congrats international GOAT

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