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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Meets With Emir Of Kano, Sanusi by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
She's fat
Politics › Re: CNN: "Nigeria Will Look Like This In 2050" - Nigerians React by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:26pm On Jul 15, 2016
cjrane:
[size=15pt]Nigeria will even look worse than that picture with the type of intolerant tyrants and bigots running Nigeria.

Dissent will naturally grow with time from oppression of targeted people and they will naturally be forced to defend themselves at some point, in spite of their reluctance to do so initially. it is only a natural law that where there is hatred and no peace, that picture will be the ONLY natural outcome at some point
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phreakabit:
[size=18pt]CNN got vision!!!
Its almost like they can predict the future[/size]
https://i.imgur.com/tmv8T2s.gif
Politics › Re: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:38pm On Jul 13, 2016
SHAIBULIAR:
dry joke. Grow up pls
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:34pm On Jul 13, 2016
[size=15pt]SENATOR DINO MELAYE AFTER 10 ROUNDS WITH IYA JAGABAN cool cool



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https://i.imgur.com/dZQhOtu.jpg
Politics › 5,000 Allowance Promised By FG Vs 5,000 From Good Samaritans On Nairaland. by Mrchippychappy(op): 8:59am On Jul 08, 2016
So yesterday night, I saw a thread here on Nairaland titled "Nigeria has finished me" and in this thread the OP went on a justified rant on how things are difficult in the country and he talked about the hardship the Average Nigerian has to go through everyday! For once I had a clear picture of the present state of the country, I mean I already knew the country was in a mess but after going through that thread yesterday, I was shocked! The situation is awful, I mean we are like a few steps away from turning into Somalia or Zimbabwe. There were like 45 pages of people begging for 5,000 and you could tell most of these people were DESPERATELY in need of this money, you could feel their pain as they wrote and while I appreciate the kind gesture of the likes of ymodulus etc. Nigerians have to ask themselves, is this really the way we want to go? is there REALLY a solution or are we just going to keep lying to ourselves with the whole "e go beta" saying ? Some of us here are ready to die for PDP, while some would say APC and the present government can do no wrong, Now I know that some of these "pro pdp - pro apc" folks here on Nairaland are actually doing this for some $$$, however there are some that have not and would not ever benefit anything from PDP or APC and yet they are willing to die for the cause of some rich billionaire who doesn't give a damn about you present situation. These ones are willing to die for Igbo vs Yoruba or Yoruba vs SS, etc but are not ready to stand up and fight for what belongs to them. Nigerian youths were promised capital for their start ups in the past administration (YOUWIN comes to mind), however can any Nigerian say that they have seen ANY benefactor of this scheme or should I say scam, The present day administration capitalised on how impoverished and gullible the average Nigrian youth is and promised them heaven and earth, promised them 2million jobs and 5,000 monthly allowance. A rational thinking person would have asked HOW do you intend to do this BUT NOOOOOOOO...The Nigerian youth went ahead to empower these politicians and today we have people asking for help online. Nigerians need to ask themselves, when are we going to take a STAND for once and take what belongs to you. STOP BELIEVING these criminals called politicians and fight what is yours, don't say "Oh so now that a member of my tribe is in Aso rock, that's when you want us to protest ", Ask yourself this question, Have you ever benefited from THAT member of YOUR tribe in Aso rock ? Yesterday Igbo's, South South natives, Yorubas, Hausa's , Idoma's, Efik's etc where all asking for help on that thread but we have the likes of the Uba's, Otedola's, Adenuga's, Dangote's, Ibru's etc sitting on top of BILLIONS. If these people haven't helped you then why would your "tribesman" in Aso rock help you?


Ymodulus, once again more grease to your elbows, you would never lack - and I think all our MEGA BILLIONAIRE religious leaders should take a queue from what you did yesterday, The power to help alleviate poverty is in the hands of Nigerians but yet we keep running after all these politicians and greedy religious leaders like dumb people. You can either stand there and ask for help or demand what is yours. The patient dog eats the fatest bone ...................but that's because the wild aggressive dog has already cleaned up the meat that used to be on the bone.


So, now if you have received your 5k from the FG click like, but if you received yours from Ymodulus and other good guys, click share.
Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Mrchippychappy(m): 12:18am On Jul 08, 2016
Mrchippychappy:
[size=15pt]This thread is an indication that Nigeria is a failed state and the government has totally failed the people. Someone should please draw the attention of our pretentious, biased media outlets to this thread, let them see what the average Nigerian has been reduced to. No matter how the media houses try to paint a false image of this nation, the truth would always find a way out either through public opinion or public outcry. @OP thank you for creating this thread, more grease to your elbow for this. A time is coming when Nigerians would have to raise up and forcefully take what is theirs. Enough of these false promises, The government should be afraid of the people, not the other way round. [/size]
Mrchippychappy:
[size=15pt]Last words- While I appreciate the generosity shown on this thread, I have to ask the recipients of these 5k something. After these funds get used up (and they will) , then what next? would you just wait for another good Samaritan to come around to help you again? I am not trying to insult anyone but all I am saying is - enough is enough. Nigerian's should rise up and destroy this corrupt system that is running this country to the ground. Topple each and every one of them - regardless of their political party logos or names, they are ALL THE SAME! They enrich their children and leave the masses who voted them in impoverished. Are we going to take what belongs to us or are we just going to fold our hands and watch on the sidelines ? Think about it, Good night.[/size]
Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Mrchippychappy(m): 12:16am On Jul 08, 2016
greggng:
As far as am concern am enjoying atleast 18hours light in my place at gowon estate. U might be leaving in the ghetto. I pity ur condition. May ur condition change so that ur level go change too.
[size=15pt]18 hours of Light!! is that so? Abeg GTFO you useless zombie puppet. People are here complaining about issues that affect their everyday life and this im.becile is here trying to promote political propaganda, you and your minister of darkness can shove it up where the sun doesn't shine.[/size]
Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:59pm On Jul 07, 2016
[size=15pt]Last words- While I appreciate the generosity shown on this thread, I have to ask the recipients of these 5k something. After these funds get used up (and they will) , then what next? would you just wait for another good Samaritan to come around to help you again? I am not trying to insult anyone but all I am saying is - enough is enough. Nigerian's should rise up and destroy this corrupt system that is running this country to the ground. Topple each and every one of them - regardless of their political party logos or names, they are ALL THE SAME! They enrich their children and leave the masses who voted them in impoverished. Are we going to take what belongs to us or are we just going to fold our hands and watch on the sidelines ? Think about it, Good night.[/size]
Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:43pm On Jul 07, 2016
safarigirl:
One man started this thread to vent. Another joined him, both men managed to achieve two great things; they brought laughter and happiness even if briefly to the lives of the hundreds and thousands that have come across this thread and more importantly, [size=15pt]their wailing encouraged the haves to bless the have nots with small change.[/size]


This is the type of change we speak of, not the tales and fantasies peddled by sly politicians to deceive the gullible and enamour the hopeless. Not the type only spoken, but never felt in the lives of the common man.

Two men brought change to the lives of many tonight and many more assisted them.

I'm still an undergraduate in the University, while many of my peers are still in that fantasyland most undergraduates are, where the only things that bother you are money for clothes, hair and how to remain top of the social ladder, I have come to.realise that the real world is not so fun-filled, that the minute you fold up your NYSC uniform, the fairytale is over.

I shared some of the posts on this thread on a group chat with my nates an most didn't think I wish their time. Some thought I was overreacting and others just laughed it off....but it's their time to laugh.


I want to thank Ddelivere and MaziOmenuko for sharing their true realities, dampening the sour truths with funny narratives. Both of you are truly gifted. Your narratives were reminiscent of the Satirical Contemporary Nigerian Literature, plays like "Wives Revolt" and "Our Husband. Has Gone Mad Again" came to my memory. I don't know your true courses of study, but I tell you this, if you compile your comments on this page and put them in a book, you have a bestseller on your hands. Even better if they are published in their pidgin form


And to Ymodulus, General Overseer of this wonderful initiative as well as AntiWailer, the little you two and everyone who has donated to the cause have contributed in the lives of many tonight will resonate far longer than you could imagine in the lives of a few. That man who wants to buy poultry feeds, the one looking to help his business, tomorrow, that 5k could become 5 million. God's favour will remain with you all.

And of course, Oga Seun and the mod who wonderfully moved this to FP, your rewards will even reach many of your generations.

Thanks to you all....you make Nigeria worth living in smiley
They call it wailing, I call it speaking out!!! The only thing a man has is present day Nigeria is his voice and his opinion. The moment you sell that away to a politician you are doomed. A lot of Nigerians are learning the hard way. I personally would rather see a total uprising from the masses.
Politics › Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Mrchippychappy(m): 11:41pm On Jul 07, 2016
[size=15pt]This thread is an indication that Nigeria is a failed state and the government has totally failed the people. Someone should please draw the attention of our pretentious, biased media outlets to this thread, let them see what the average Nigerian has been reduced to. No matter how the media houses try to paint a false image of this nation, the truth would always find a way out either through public opinion or public outcry. @OP thank you for creating this thread, more grease to your elbow for this. A time is coming when Nigerians would have to raise up and forcefully take what is theirs. Enough of these false promises, The government should be afraid of the people, not the other way round. [/size]
Travel › Re: African Man Beats 2 Policemen In Milan, Italy, As He Resists Being Deported by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:21pm On Jul 04, 2016
Typical Wasiu lol....Jagaban 2.0. Na dem na grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Clear Proofs That God Exists: To The Atheists by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:56pm On May 11, 2016
He… hangeth the earth upon nothing.
— Job 26:7


This was written THOUSANDS of years before scientists found out that the earth hangs on nothing. How did Job know and who told him? God has been schooling science since the beginning of time lol.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Unveils Zero Hunger Initiative by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:25pm On May 06, 2016
Since when monkey start to unveil initiative?
Politics › Re: Man Killed By Hausa Man In Aba Today (Photos) by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:14pm On May 05, 2016
luqzi00:
My fellow people d whole trend was manipulated by igbo guys, actually d hausa guy stabbed d guy but nt to death but in retaliation d igbos gang up on d hausa guy and beat him up to death and later burnt him. It was serious down here brothers dis people are heartless. I saw it live wt my eyes
Memo to my aboki bro's, violence never pays!
Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Tests Negative To Cocaine And Every Other Hard Drugs - Freeze by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:10pm On May 04, 2016
Tbillz should sue her for 100million naira. defamation of character.
Politics › Re: Protest For The Release Of Ikenga Imo Ugochinyere Detained By DSS (Pics) by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:37am On May 02, 2016
Igbos no go focus on the things wen concern dem. Some Igbos just dey make me shame.
Politics › Re: No One Can Stop Us From Grazing In The South — Fulani Herdsmen by Mrchippychappy(op): 8:00am On May 02, 2016
The earlier this situation is controlled, the better.
Politics › No One Can Stop Us From Grazing In The South — Fulani Herdsmen by Mrchippychappy(op): 7:56am On May 02, 2016
Herdsmen from different parts of Nigeria have stated that nobody can stop them from grazing their cattle in any part of the country, especially in the south. They described such restriction as unconstitutional.

The nomads, who spoke to SUNDAY PUNCH under the auspices of the Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association, dismissed the ultimatums given by different groups for the herdsmen to vacate the southern part of the country.



This is despite the fact that groups, including foremost Yoruba farmers’ pressure group and ethnic militia, Agbekoya Farmers Association of Nigeria in the South-West; the Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (South-East); the Independent Peoples of Biafra (South-East); and some ex-Niger Delta militants in the South-South, stated their readiness to defend their territories should herdsmen attack their communities again.

Suspected Fulani herdsmen, who grazed their cattle from the northern part of the country to the southern part, had been accused of killing, raping and robbing members of their host communities.

The Enugu incident, where several lives were lost, was the most recent.

But the herdsmen, in separate interviews with our correspondents on Saturday, noted that it was wrong for people to restrict their movement as the constitution guaranteed their movement into any part of the country.

The Chairman, Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association, Plateau State, Mr. Nuru Abdullahi, said nobody could deprive Fulani herdsmen of their constitutional right of free movement.

Abdullahi said, “[size=15pt]Why would they ask them not to go to the southern part of the country? It is their constitutional right to move freely as guaranteed by the laws of the land. What the various governments and security agencies should do is to prevent attacks and counter-attacks and such things that breed violence like cattle rustling and trespassing into farmlands.[/size]

“The Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria guarantees freedom of movement for every citizen of the country; this includes the right to live, work and carry out any legitimate activity in any part of the country. If and when you breach this freedom, then, the law should deal with you. So, asking anybody not to go to any part of the country is unconstitutional.”

Also, the Chairman, MCBAN, North-West Zone, Mr. Ardo Ahmadu Suleiman, warned against criminalising all Fulani herdsmen over the attacks.

He said, “We are law abiding citizens of Nigeria. The constitution forbids anybody or group from banning anybody’s movement from one part of the country to another. We have been staying peacefully with tribes across the country for ages. Therefore, [size=15pt]for anyone to say he wants to ban Fulani from entering their land is uncalled for[/size].”

However, several socio-cultural and militia groups in the southern part of the country on Saturday stated their readiness to reject the invasion of their communities by Fulani herdsmen.

Agbekoya gave the Federal Government a 14-day ultimatum to stop the incessant attacks by suspected Fulani herdsmen on farmers in Yorubaland even as it vowed to retaliate any attack on its members.

The position of the group was made known by its National Publicity Secretary, Mr. Olatunji Bandele, in a telephone interview with one of our correspondents on Saturday.

According to Bandele, if the Federal Government fails to act decisively within the stipulated time, the Agbekoya will have to defend its people with whatever means at its disposal.

Bandele said the association held an emergency meeting last Thursday where it discussed the incessant onslaught by Fulani herdsmen against Yoruba farmers, especially in the Oke Ogun area of Oyo State.

He stated that if the situation was not brought under control, the group would “close down all markets in the South West; make sure that Fulani herdsmen do not enter any village in Yoruba land with their cows. And if they dare enter, they are doing it at their own risk.

“We have alerted Agbekoya South West warriors across Yorubaland to be battle ready in case the Fulani herdsmen do not heed our warning because this thing has continued for the past four to five years now.”

Bandele added, “We have other security measures that we are taking but keeping to ourselves. If the Fulani herdsmen failed to heed our warning and they dare enter Yorubaland, they will be doing so at their own risk. We are waiting for the Federal Government to take decisive action.”

The deadline, he added, started to read from last Thursday.


http://www.punchng.com/no-one-can-stop-us-grazing-south-fulani-herdsmen/

other news: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/nnamdi-kanu-predicted-fulani-herdsmen-impunity-says-ipob/
Politics › Re: Blaming Fulani Herdsmen For Benue, Enugu Killings Absurd!!! Sultan Of Sokoto by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:12pm On May 01, 2016
A joint statement made by JNI!!! Do you guys see what's going on here? now they are trying to throw religion into this Fulani mess, by so doing they would create a huge dilemma. In the next few days, if a region decides to defend itself against Fulani invasion, someone in the north would claim it is an attack on a particular religion. I laugh at how the northerners use religion to hide their evil acts. SE/SS governors need to :

1.push for their respective state houses and reps members to sign a land protection act banning the activities of Fulani herdsmen
2. Create an armed vigilante force.
3. Create an armed border patrol force to watch over those communities sharing borders with Northern States.

These vigilante and border patrol force should totally exclude any one from the Nigerian police force and the Nigerian Military. These organizations have shown time and again that their allegiance lies with the North and not the Federal republic of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: My Encounter With Fulani Heardsmen In Umuchigbo Enugu by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:41pm On Apr 28, 2016
cool story, now please go to sleep
Politics › Re: Senators Disagree On Nationality Of Killer Herdsmen by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2016
Ezenwammadu:
Nigerian Senators on Thursday argued about the nationality of menacing herdsmen allegedly killing in many states, with many lawmakers dismissing claims that they are from neighbouring countries and are not Nigerians.
The senators were considering a motion on the recent attack on a community in Enugu where dozens were killed.
The Chief Whip of the Nigerian Senate, Olusola Adeyeye, has called for a restructuring of the country’s federalism to allow decentralised police system as a way of tackling the ongoing herdsmen violence.
Mr. Adeyeye, an All Progressives Congress Senator from Osun State, said local and state governments should have police force independent of the federally controlled force “issuing orders from Abuja”.
This was part of the Senator’s contribution to debate that followed a motion by Chukwuka Utazi (PDP-Enugu North) on recent killings by suspected herdsmen.
Parts of Mr. Utazi’s constituency was attacked on Monday allegedly by Fulani herdsmen, resulting in deaths of citizens and destruction of properties.
Mr. Adedeye said local governments need to become “actual government in its own rights and not appendages of state government to do its local work”.
Also speaking, Isa Misau (APC-Bauchi State) said the rampaging herdsmen were not Fulani as they came from neighbouring countries “to attack soft targets”.
Foramfera
But the Senate Leader, Ali Ndume, said he could not believe the herdsmen were from Mali, adding that the Nigerian Government has a responsibility to ensure security and welfare of citizens.
He said the country had to take “serious and major” steps towards solving these “senseless killings”.
Adding to the debate, Ben Bruce, from Bayelsa State, expressed fear that there could be reprisals, warning against a time when things could go “awry and out of control”.
As a panacea to the herdsmen-famers clash, Emmanuel Paulker, from Delta State, encouraged the creation of ranches.
“Those who own cattle should have their own ranches,” Mr. Paulker said.
The Minority Leader, Godswill Akpabio, representing Akwa Ibom, disputed the claim the rampaging herdsmen are from neighbouring countries, such as Mali and Niger.
Dismissing the claim as “political statement,” [size=20pt]Mr. Akpabio said “95 per cent of them are Nigerians”.
Harping on Mr. Adeyeye’s point, he called for empowerment local vigilante groups.[/size]
In its resolutions, the Senate condoled with Enugu State and observed one-minute silence in honour of citizens killed.
The Senate resolved to send a delegation to be led by Mr. Ndume to console with the people and make on-the-spot assessment.
It also asked the Police to take urgent step to bring the culprits to book.
Additionally, it said its relevant Committees would meet to find lasting solutions to the crisis
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/202608-senators-disagree-nationality-killer-herdsmen.html?utm_
GBAM!!!!! that's all we need, no time for too much talk
Politics › Re: Go After Killer Herdsmen: Buhari Orders CDS, IGP by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:42pm On Apr 27, 2016
How about we ban the Fulani herdsmen from moving around with AK47's ? How about we ban the herdsmen from unlawfully crossing into other states?
Politics › Re: Power Crisis: Nigeria Lacks Gas To Generate 7,000MW —osinbajo by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:35pm On Apr 25, 2016
Good one Oshinbade.
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Suffers Emotional Breakdown,Pours Out His Heart In Depressing Snap(pic) by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:51am On Mar 30, 2016
This guy razz no be small, typical Agbero. People keep shouting bado , baddest rapper but whenever I hear his songs, its just gibberish.
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi & Wuraola Visit Tukur In Abuja - Photos by Mrchippychappy(m): 7:25am On Mar 30, 2016
Kai, this Ooni na mumu , after that Lebanese guy don hammer wurola tire. shame
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Carl Ikeme Ruled Out Of Tuesday Clash With Egypt by Mrchippychappy(m): 4:57pm On Mar 27, 2016
The political situation in Egypt is unstable. The guy is actually afraid of the risk of terrorism. That's the simple truth.
Politics › Re: 'we'll Fix Power Supply Problems In 3 Years,' - Buhari by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:09am On Mar 22, 2016
[size=20pt]ONE CHANCE THINGS [/size]

[img]http://1.bp..com/--pgGV6fKQZM/Vhd1fqdyXuI/AAAAAAAAHe8/CVoqULDXQ-k/s640/laughing%2Bu.jpg[/img]
Culture › Re: Ife Queen Wuraola With Her Lebanese Husband by Mrchippychappy(m): 8:53am On Mar 16, 2016
lebanese man don hamama ife queen tire.... blame IPOB lol
Crime › Re: Ese: Yunusa’s Lawyer Faults Father, Your Son Is 18 Not 25 by Mrchippychappy(m): 10:06pm On Mar 09, 2016
na u go tell de papa de age of im pikin? nawa for yoro's sef.
Celebrities › Re: Femi Otedola, His Wife And His Four Children by Mrchippychappy(m): 9:26pm On Mar 09, 2016
if say dis people no get money, dem for worwor no be small
Politics › Re: Buhari Addresses Biafra Issue In A New Interview by Mrchippychappy(m): 5:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
Talk is cheap. We would soon get there.

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