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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 11:27am On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
I'm sure you are, fat panda.

..I hav a big dik thou...very big. Are u man enough to handle it?

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 11:18am On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
Are you short and fat?

..sweery I am hand some ..that's all that matters!! angry

Crime › Re: A Child Sleeping By The Roadside With His Plantain Tray At Night In Lagos by MrCork: 11:05am On Jul 05, 2018

Issafela post =69090605:
This heartbreaking picture of a kid sleeping on the roadside with his plantain tray at night in Lagos state is currently trending online.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/07/heartbreaking-kid-sleeping-on-the-roadside-with-his-plantain-tray-at-night/

..but don't u homebase people have tesco or sainsbury in that Nigeria place?...and then u wan to compare Nigeria to pekam London! ! ( Shake my head twice )) angry

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 10:54am On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
Short fat men look like barrels.

.see yor kangaroo face like libya refugee.....did u have taste?....even ordnary Hisduchess or Oyindidi fine pass u (GOAT) angry

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 10:52am On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
Short fat men look like barrels.

Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 9:12am On Jul 05, 2018*

Sadiyaene:
Lol u know me not, by the way am a lady and not a guy biko

...errmm sweery. . did I mention am from pekam London & I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot with alloy will & I have moiney ....juss in case u ask again!
Sadiyaene..u were thongs? . wink

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Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo People Have Dog Eyes? by MrCork: 7:51am On Jul 05, 2018

sarahade:
Good morning.
I'm calm if not I would have replied him.

..calm?.. u have dig eyes?

Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo People Have Dog Eyes? by MrCork: 7:28am On Jul 05, 2018*

Mrbolt565:
It's creepy af. I've encountered some of them. Brownish gold pupils like Dogs.its really ugly. I know Some it's eye contact though.

I'm out!

...**thinking** undecided

Celebrities › Re: "I Had Sex With Teddy A On The Plane, I Am So Happy" - Nigerian Lady (Photo) by MrCork: 11:05pm On Jul 04, 2018

Saff:
at least that’s one of the many things you guys have in common.

..how much?

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2018

LivingFree:
cork, cut that shi out! we're friends, remember when you showed me your 17' kondo and I was impressed!

^^^ WIFEY MATERIAL. ...this definitely the kinda chick am gonnona marry!( Real talk) cheesy

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 10:20pm On Jul 04, 2018

carlsmith7:
Take your pick....
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..errm Bro. .we dont meannto sound rude but as anyone ever mistaken u for skinny Somali refugee from India? ...not saying u look like refugee thou (No ofeense )

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 10:16pm On Jul 04, 2018

LivingFree:
Why can't it ever be a real most handsome

Can a real Mr handsome, please stand up

^^^^^ACTIVIST IS ALL READY ON THE THREAD! !! grin

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 10:13pm On Jul 04, 2018

LivingFree:
piss off, you clown

You've already shown me your 2' kondo and I told you i wasn't impressed

..common..stop playing. ..u no my dik is big...every one no! (Real talk)

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 10:11pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sanchase:
These people again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..my niggggga. ...can't u see am toasting babe?....I beggy..go back to bed Jorr ! (No ofeense ) angry

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 10:08pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Gosh!! bahd guy abeg go meet ur oyindidi be4 I enter trouble

..good news is my dik (17 inches loong) is big enough for u.. Oyindidi & the village girl called Hisduchess...THANK ME LATER!! wink

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 10:05pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Where the dick show me

... u better don't let LivingFree catch u derailing this thread. ...she will get up set..shes nairaland one & only activist !! (Real talk ) undecided

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 10:03pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Where the dick show me

..ask Oyindidi & that village girl called Hisduchess to show u....they said they hang it on there bedroom wall ((true story ))

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Romance › Re: Guy Or Lady, Who Should Pay The Bill On A First Date? by MrCork: 10:01pm On Jul 04, 2018

gbenyi:
About three decades ago, after having a swell time on a date with someone of opposite gender, it was customary for the server to place the bill directly in front of the man. Today, times have changed as have customs and traditions. The server places the bill in the middle, making a 50 50 chance or an equal probable split. This, however, may lead to the first disagreement of the evening.

Some argue that it is kind of customary for the man to pick up the bill, but this really should be a personal opinion thing and everyone is entitled to one. From the first perspective, lately women have been trying to establish themselves to be equal to men in all spheres of life; especially in pay, the kitchen and the other room. So why not on this one?

I would like to know specifically the opinion of feminists on this one.

WHO SHOULD PAY THE BILL ON A FIRST DATE?

https://chofam.com/2018/06/who-should-pay-the-bill-on-a-first-date-guy-or-lady/

...Bro am a plaYa...women do the paying...all ways! (Real kalk ) wink

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 9:56pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Lol u know me not, by the way am a lady and not a guy biko

..lady?..on nairaland? ...yeah I belif u...anyways . .. anyways i dont no u...hav we fuk?

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 9:36pm On Jul 04, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Ur Sense has vanished

...calm down bro..no need for violense...please do I no u? undecided

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 9:07pm On Jul 04, 2018

Oyindidi:
who be this fat boy your index finger is bigger than it.... (True talk)

.^^there u go again...u call yor sef Christian but then u talking about my big strong dik( Shakemy head twice). undecided

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 9:03pm On Jul 04, 2018

lonlytroy:
Have you even been to ghana talkless of London

...u sound like those homebase Lagos boys who $hit in the bush..correct?...well..sadly we don't have bush hear in London. .we have parks

..my niggggga. .u $hit in a park & truss me...immigration will depot yor raggamoffin sef back to yor village ! (No ofeense ) angry

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 8:58pm On Jul 04, 2018

Oyindidi:
mumu boy no let me talk rubbish.

..don't worry about it sef. .it's too big..if it can't fit into Hisduchess mouth..it definitely wunt fit in yor mouth (true story ) cheesy

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 8:03pm On Jul 04, 2018

Oyindidi:
I dey hungry, abeg leave me

...I gots somtin sweet .. big ..looooooong & thick u can eat thou...if u don't mind!

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2018

Oyindidi:
That spirit of senseless post is manifesting in you again.. I give up!

..u r not a Christian. .stop swaaaarin undecided

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Romance › Re: How Can I Peacefully End A Relationship My Mother Does Not Support? by MrCork: 7:39pm On Jul 04, 2018*

LilSfc:
There is this girl I met at my working place in the mid last year, we exchanged contact that day, and one thing led to the other and we started dating. We are really into each other and I can sense how much she care about me compared to other relationships I have been in the past.
But when my mum got to know about her, she said she's not in support with our relationship and she has never said such in my past relationship.
Please I want to seek advice from nairalanders on how I can peacefully end the relationship without hurting her feelings.
And how can I justify myself so that she won't have a bad impression about me (and men in general) that I just use her and dump her.

..Bro. .is yor mum lightskin? cheesy

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 7:36pm On Jul 04, 2018

Oyindidi:
Corky the fat dude, fi mi le!

REMINDER!!..I ain't fat angry

..anyways..according to the monthly calculator. ..u still owe me 3 week pu5555y with hug & extra kiss. ... so when are u going no deliver??..date please? angry

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