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Romance › Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by MrCork: 8:02am On Jul 06, 2018

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Go collect award.

..anyways did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot & am from rich paRt of London called pekam. ...juss in case u ask!! wink

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Romance › Re: Man Exposes Lagos Big Boy Who Promised to Give him N2million for Mouth Action(pi by MrCork: 7:56am On Jul 06, 2018

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Go collect award.

Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:55am On Jul 06, 2018

sinaj:
Am not fair o! Hope you wont make me buy bleaching cream

.. u still fine thou...the finest. ..and please don't give op hope..u way above him & u juss too dope!! ((Real talk )) wink

Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 6:28am On Jul 06, 2018

Sadiyaene:
[quote author=MrCork

Yeah yeah u told me all the way from your village abeg lemme jooh

..sweery I all ways get my women
(Marry or single).. we need to discuss. .how much?

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Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:26am On Jul 06, 2018

sinaj:
when fine fine girls full your area?

^^this one is my type...she look like shiniqua..one of my fine jamo babes in pekam cheesy

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Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:24am On Jul 06, 2018

dingbang:
all the light skin fowls you don bang... You fit dash am one too

..problem is I have moiney. .he don't. . My babes want moiney! undecided

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Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:18am On Jul 06, 2018

dingbang:
find am babe

..this is not fare Bro. .please stop giving him hope (no ofeense ) embarassed

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Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:17am On Jul 06, 2018

Perspectives:
Ask a girl out. It's not rocket science

..huh?....ask which girl....Bro are u tryna be funny?...can't u see his face? .....that's y i recomend sexx doll..they dont descriminate!! grin

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Music/Radio › Re: What Is Your Best Song Of The Moment? by MrCork: 6:13am On Jul 06, 2018

vivypretty:
maroon 5 ft cardi B-girls like you

^^^kaiiiiii. .see booooobsi. ..can I drink u? cheesy

Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:12am On Jul 06, 2018

yommen:
Ode!

...son am only tryna help but if u don't have moiney. ...vaseline option is cheaper for self service ... u will survive! (no ofeense ) embarassed

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 6:10am On Jul 06, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Then go and meet ur wife,them dey wait for you

..did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot with alloy wills & am from pekam London. ...juss in case u ask!

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 6:07am On Jul 06, 2018

Sadiyaene:
Then go and meet ur wife,them dey wait for you

...she lives too far away...am in London, she in Wales.....don't u like sweet things n don't u wanna enjoy? ... how much? undecided

Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 6:05am On Jul 06, 2018

[quote author=Sadiyaene post=69123849][/quote]..errmm sweery. .I aint gots all day and my bus soon come....how much? undecided

Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:04am On Jul 06, 2018

yommen:
I'm just tired of being single and lonely!

...go n buy sexx dolls. ..they'sell lightskin ones!![(no ofeense angry

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Romance › Re: Tired! by MrCork: 6:02am On Jul 06, 2018

yommen:
I'm just tired of being single and lonely!

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 5:58am On Jul 06, 2018

[quote author=Sadiyaene post=69123849][/quote]..can't sleep. I hava had on.. so how much?

Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by MrCork: 5:49am On Jul 06, 2018

Sadiyaene:
What are u talking about mehn

..how much?

Politics › Re: Questions For Briafrans. by MrCork: 12:09am On Jul 06, 2018

Timewilltell2:
Every state in Nigeria has mostly the indigenes managing their state funds , why are you not doing better than other regions to show us if you had better funding you would do even more?.

.
..how much?

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Celebrities › Re: South African Rapper, Cassper Nyovest Rocks Super Eagles Jersey by MrCork: 12:07am On Jul 06, 2018

Timewilltell2:
You are a goat if you don't know those people hate you rich or poor, they jealous us and are too lazy to fix their country and stop hating our achievement. Dumb post.

....how much?

Romance › Re: Which State In Nigeria Do Think You Can Never Marry From? by MrCork: 11:31pm On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
Did you wet your bed? You should be in bed not using mommy's phone to browse.

..but don't u want to talk about sexxx?...are u fat? ( No ofeense ) undecided

Romance › Re: Which State In Nigeria Do Think You Can Never Marry From? by MrCork: 11:14pm On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
Stalking now? Dark as coal.

..don't flata yor sef u bored lonely house wife....u should be tanking nairaland for giving us a shance to talk to a Londoner! .. (real talk) undecided

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Romance › Re: Which State In Nigeria Do Think You Can Never Marry From? by MrCork: 11:04pm On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
I think this thread ought to be closed.
The tribalistic morons on nairaland will flock here in droves and start a war.

..anyways are u lightskin? angry

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Romance › Re: Which State In Nigeria Do Think You Can Never Marry From? by MrCork: 11:03pm On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
I think this thread ought to be closed.
The tribalistic morons on nairaland will flock here in droves and start a war.

..you again!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy On NL by MrCork: 10:26pm On Jul 05, 2018

MhisTahrah:
Go to bed, there's school tomorrow.

..sweery am a plaYa not a fighter. .. baby Lets talk mature. ..anyways wot u wearing. ..thong?

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by MrCork: 10:20pm On Jul 05, 2018

benfluleck:
Jog along kid come back when you and your gay lover @konkonbilo grow some pubic hair. For now, you can settle with sucking each other off.

...lol @ gay lover..is that a diss?..yor comeback is weak...anyways. ..son..I givvup...u win!!

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by MrCork: 10:09pm On Jul 05, 2018

CanineOfJackal:
You need 2 inch of height not pounds

..bro..let me show yor woman how big my dik package is and truss me..she will dumb yor raggamoffin broke azz ((true story ))

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by MrCork: 10:06pm On Jul 05, 2018

benfluleck:
Sorry bro I don't talk to virgins and it's Peckham

..did u Google sheck it?...son. .am a lover not a fighter. .I dont want to talk to u anymore.
U have a woman? ..bring her on please

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by MrCork: 10:01pm On Jul 05, 2018

benfluleck:
Please, I think you should go and sleep don't worry tomorrow your teacher will teach you the alphabet all over again. Tell him to work on your spelling because you are an insult to the English language. (This is too easy and sad and I rather not want to waste my time. You sound like a midget and probably look like one too seeing you named yourself after a chicken)

...sleep?..Bro do u no were pekam is?if u must not. .am on my way to the swimming pool right now before I enter a Jacuzzi and then I get massage from a Chinese woman. ..u want pictures of how we big boys move?.. ask nicely & I will sent it! (Real talk)

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by MrCork: 9:50pm On Jul 05, 2018

benfluleck:
Chineke I am talking with a primary 6 student. I beg o please I am educated, pass your common entrance before you try and muster a reply before you infect me and this forum with your village English. Also for next time, they don't post money you pay it in return for goods and services. Thanks for the suit, Now watch me use it wipe my ass

..sorry I forgot got..u homebase worship plantain seller.(no ofeense ) undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Puts Joseph, Plantain Hawker On Flight To Akwa Ibom (photos) by MrCork: 9:47pm On Jul 05, 2018

CanineOfJackal:
You are just short and incorrigible.

Sorry if I was hard on you.

You are a cool guy

...correction. Bro. .I have moiney (pounds)...u have naira (nada).. if u need moiney. .ask nicely! (No ofeense ) angry

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Romance › Re: Male Brothel Opens In Port Harcourt by MrCork: 9:45pm On Jul 05, 2018

onstelly:
Hey just stop please

..ok let's do a deal...sheck my photo profile. .if yor nyansh is as big has my girls nyansh then we will be good friends. ..but if her nyansh is 10 time bigger pass yors..then we bak to normal. . Deal?

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