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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by MrCork: 1:35pm On Jul 02, 2018
N0favors:
Back off my woman bro tongue
..Saff is already ma woman...she promised nookie...good news is u can have Hisduchess for free..it's on the house..she's IBO & and she enjoys cooking n cleaning ! wink
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by MrCork: 12:52pm On Jul 02, 2018
N0favors:
Because you're a player and you said you wanna drink my Saff huh
...errmm correction...Saff is my s property. ...she officialy one of my babes. She agreed

(True story )
undecided
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by MrCork: 12:07pm On Jul 02, 2018
N0favors:
Everytime. You always talking about mating and drinking people
....drinking people? .. what does that mean?.. Bro u are mixing figure of speech with reality sir. Who drinks people? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Nairalander Called Coolest Chris Makes A Cover For Davido Fia Fia by MrCork: 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2018
coolestchris:
receive sense man
...but why u coming to nairaland posting picture of a man's face & saying u want to cover him... ((read yor last post))....Bro u like men?..no ofeense! embarassed
RomanceRe: Nairalander Called Coolest Chris Makes A Cover For Davido Fia Fia by MrCork: 11:48am On Jul 02, 2018
coolestchris:
listen first
..ok but.wot has Davido face gots to do with romance section and why do u want him to cover u?...Bro .please are u ok? (No ofeense ) undecided
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by MrCork: 11:45am On Jul 02, 2018
N0favors:
But why are you always talking about sex?
..me?. When? undecided
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by MrCork: 10:18am On Jul 02, 2018
Deuzrome:
Yeah
^^^^kaiiii. .see yellow ice cream. ..sweery can I love u? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Congratulates Davido On BET Award by MrCork: 9:46am On Jul 02, 2018
Saff:
angry angry
.serrrrrrrrrioooooooously. .can we discuss like asult on those legs please. ...I want to put it on top smiley
RomanceRe: I Need Serious Lady For Relationship by MrCork: 8:23am On Jul 02, 2018
Saff:
you talk too much
angry
RomanceRe: Igbo Girls And Nyash by MrCork: 7:11am On Jul 02, 2018
Punishment1:
Igbo girls, especially girls from Imo have some of the best nyash in the country.. In my opinion, they are more endowed than Yoruba girls grin
..Bro. .not su're if u were glasses but have u seen Hisduchess nyansh (and she's IBO )...it look like they cello tape 2 pancake together..
U don't belif, ask her! ! ((True story ))
undecided
RomanceRe: Igbo Girls And Nyash by MrCork: 7:08am On Jul 02, 2018
Punishment1:
Igbo girls, especially girls from Imo have some of the best nyash in the country.. In my opinion, they are more endowed than Yoruba girls grin
angry
RomanceRe: I Need Serious Lady For Relationship by MrCork: 1:09am On Jul 02, 2018
vespa123:
Need serious lady for relationship
Am 6 ft tall so in need of a tall lady too
Any tribe
Working class/educated
Must have business ideas
08169446319 we chat more to know more about each other.
Great news Bro. .. Saff is highly recommended.
.she only 39 years old and shes 3 feet tall..very pretty. . she yoruba with 6% tribal mark (which is not really visible )..she, kinda lightskin. ....only problem is she very stubborn & all ways asking for moiney. .

Good news is .she's single & ready to mingle. Please call her! !
smiley
RomanceRe: I Need Serious Lady For Relationship by MrCork: 1:03am On Jul 02, 2018
nanauju:
What happened to the one on your profile undecided
^^^^^ Detective!! grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Congratulates Davido On BET Award by MrCork: 11:30pm On Jul 01, 2018
Saff:
well then you know what to do. Fool.
.remember u said u can handle annnal. ..remember? .. kaiii..u my kinda gyal cheesy
RomanceRe: Please Who Does She Really Love? by MrCork: 11:05pm On Jul 01, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Buhahahahaha grin gringrin pussy niggas everywhere, asking stupid question when the answer is very clear gringringrin
..calm down dumb girl. ..u meant to give advise...not nag (no ofeense ) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Congratulates Davido On BET Award by MrCork: 11:01pm On Jul 01, 2018
Saff:
put it in top? Of what?
Yes I want to place it on top as discussed. smiley
RomanceRe: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by MrCork: 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2018
Saff:
shut


Up
^^slim angry ilitarate girl with mentalickolick issue!! ((Shake my head twice )) embarassed
RomanceRe: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by MrCork: 10:31pm On Jul 01, 2018
Saff:
You’ve not seen me before. Stop it.
^^^you are slim....don't lie.

..anyways. .sweery u need to add more weightd. .or else u remain single & no man will want u..me included! !! (Real talk )
undecided
RomanceRe: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by MrCork: 10:28pm On Jul 01, 2018
BanigoCharlesP:
Just wondering if guys exist who like slim girls cos slim girls don' t have all the big butt and boobs all guys seem to be crazy about this days..





a
..slim what?...notin to press...juss look at Saff, Hisduchess & others. ... hell Nah!! ((No ofeense )) angry
RomanceRe: Curvy Nigerian Goddess Shares Huge Backside Photos (see Photos) by MrCork: 8:53pm On Jul 01, 2018
Hisduchess:
empty brain everywhere.I wonder why some women keep on bringing shame to us.bog booty without brain is damn useless
...but why r u using some body else photo on yor profile again? . ..do u no what *fraud* means? ..u r a dangerous yoruba girl ((Shake my head again?)) embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Congratulates Davido On BET Award by MrCork: 8:49pm On Jul 01, 2018
Saff:
seh you go dey when sex no dey? grin grin
..Plis can we discuss yor leg...I want to put it on top smiley
EducationRe: Why Are We Allowing Foreigners To Tell Us Our Universities Are Bad? by MrCork: 8:46pm On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:
Low self esteem ipob spotted.
^^^you again...why are all ways tryang to derail threads? ...and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland (Shake my head twice ) undecided
RomanceRe: Nairalander Called Coolest Chris Makes A Cover For Davido Fia Fia by MrCork: 8:41pm On Jul 01, 2018
coolestchris:
This is my cover aka remix of Davido fia fia by Coolest Chris, download, listen and be blessed
https://www.datafilehost.com/d/ceabff04
...Bro but how does this help guys chassin chicks on romance section? (No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Nairalander Called Coolest Chris Makes A Cover For Davido Fia Fia by MrCork: 8:38pm On Jul 01, 2018
coolestchris:
This is my cover aka remix of Davido fia fia by Coolest Chris, download, listen and be blessed
https://www.datafilehost.com/d/ceabff04
angry
RomanceRe: * by MrCork: 8:36pm On Jul 01, 2018
decatalyst:
That's the question puzzling me too.

Instead of you to think and dream of your dreams, u r here waiting your energy and time writing or lifting stories about women online. Smh!


You better get busy and get something productive to do.
..I will be back again and be linking up with Hisduchess and funmisticqueen wink
RomanceRe: * by MrCork: 8:34pm On Jul 01, 2018
decatalyst:
That's the question puzzling me too.

Instead of you to think and dream of your dreams, u r here waiting your energy and time writing or lifting stories about women online. Smh!


You better get busy and get something productive to do.
..correction...Bro am base in pekam London. .outter 24 nairaland females I met whenever i come to Nigeria for holiday.., I have slept with 16....(((real talk )))...meaning I muss be doing somethin right

..u feel me!!
wink
RomanceRe: * by MrCork: 8:22pm On Jul 01, 2018
daviesblaze:
So you are seeing this fine, sexy, voluptuous lady that you so love with the remaining 100 naira in your bank account.
infact, you have so fallen in love that you no longer take time to filter everything she tells you. ogbeni Mr. Lover are you okay undecided undecided

Women are liars. No offense, it's in their nature. if you think i'm lying, this seven reason might help you have a rethink.

LIE 1: "Number of Guys they've slept with before you":"You are the second person that has ever slept with me."
"my last boyfriend took advantage of me. he used and dumped me." blah blah blah....... and the list goes on.

Okay here is what you should do next time. just simply multiply the number by 4. there you go. the approximate number of guys she's slept with. this is mostly true especially when she's in her mid or late 20s.

LIE 2: "I dont care about the size of your D1ck": Sorry Bro, but if your girlfriend seems content with your 5 inch d*ck, chances are she's getting the real thing somewhere else, and she's just in that relationship for the money.

[b]LIE 3: "We Never did it": [/b]So you caught her in a compromising situation. or let's say you decided to pay her a surprise visit, but was shocked to see this dude wearing just a boxer and a singlet, obviously busy chilling his d*ck with a nice cup of coffee on her couch.
and her!!!. well, obviously with almost nothing on save a t-shirt barely covering her ass cheek.
Bros!! No be for my mouth you go here say moses no enter Canaan.

LIE 4: "We are Just friends"[/b]so you see her with different guys almost every single day, changing them like her sanitary pad.
today "he is my cousin", tomorrow "he is my uncle". Bros!!! she be first class olosho. you are just a backup battery after she's lost all her appeal.

[b]LIE 5: "I will turn 30 next month": [/b]For the past 3 years, her age has become constant like the law of "inertia"- a lady will always be turning 30 every year until her skins begins to shrink like sponge bob square pant. Bros!!! she might be your mother's age. i think it's time you run.

[b]LIE 6:"I Love you, and i will never leave."
LIES!!!!! she will leave you the moment a hotter dude comes along. it's called hypergamy. it's in their nature. they can't help it. that's why women cheating is inevitable. to women, relationship is like a ladder, "Upward ever, Downward never". she will never leave for someone with low class. you just have to worry about her banging her boss.

LIE 7: "Baby i'm not mad, Just tell me the truth": Bros Run!!!! Never ever tell her the truth, especially when you know it's gonna hurt her emotionally. if you choose to ignore this advise, i think it's time you start getting worried about waking up to find a knife in your chest.

So that's it guys, let's here your own contribution.
..Bro who reject u?... what's her name? angry
RomanceRe: * by MrCork: 8:18pm On Jul 01, 2018
daviesblaze:
So you are seeing this fine, sexy, voluptuous lady that you so love with the remaining 100 naira in your bank account.
infact, you have so fallen in love that you no longer take time to filter everything she tells you. ogbeni Mr. Lover are you okay undecided undecided

Women are liars. No offense, it's in their nature. if you think i'm lying, this seven reason might help you have a rethink.

LIE 1: "Number of Guys they've slept with before you":"You are the second person that has ever slept with me."
"my last boyfriend took advantage of me. he used and dumped me." blah blah blah....... and the list goes on.

Okay here is what you should do next time. just simply multiply the number by 4. there you go. the approximate number of guys she's slept with. this is mostly true especially when she's in her mid or late 20s.

LIE 2: "I dont care about the size of your D1ck": Sorry Bro, but if your girlfriend seems content with your 5 inch d*ck, chances are she's getting the real thing somewhere else, and she's just in that relationship for the money.

[b]LIE 3: "We Never did it":[/b]So you caught her in a compromising situation. or let's say you decided to pay her a surprise visit, but was shocked to see this dude wearing just a boxer and a singlet, obviously busy chilling his d*ck with a nice cup of coffee on her couch.
and her!!!. well, obviously with almost nothing on save a t-shirt barely covering her ass cheek.
Bros!! No be for my mouth you go here say moses no enter Canaan.

[b]LIE 4: "We are Just friends":[/b]so you see her with different guys almost every single day, changing them like her sanitary pad.
today "he is my cousin", tomorrow "he is my uncle". Bros!!! she be first class olosho. you are just a backup battery after she's lost all her appeal.

LIE 5: "I will turn 30 next month":[/b]For the past 3 years, her age has become constant like the law of "inertia"- a lady will always be turning 30 every year until her skins begins to shrink like sponge bob square pant. Bros!!! she might be your mother's age. i think it's time you run.

[b]LIE 6:"I Love you, and i will never leave."[/b]LIES!!!!! she will leave you the moment a hotter dude comes along. it's called hypergamy. it's in their nature. they can't help it. that's why women cheating is inevitable. to women, relationship is like a ladder, "Upward ever, Downward never". she will never leave for someone with low class. you just have to worry about her banging her boss.

[b]LIE 7: "Baby i'm not mad, Just tell me the truth":
Bros Run!!!! Never ever tell her the truth, especially when you know it's gonna hurt her emotionally. if you choose to ignore this advise, i think it's time you start getting worried about waking up to find a knife in your chest.

So that's it guys, let's here your own contribution.
angry
RomanceRe: Curvy Nigerian Goddess Shares Huge Backside Photos (see Photos) by MrCork: 8:13pm On Jul 01, 2018
Hisduchess:
are u high?
. Hisduchess. ..baby .I apologise for telling the truth that my babe ass is 15 times bigger than yours?....did I say somtin wrong? (No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Curvy Nigerian Goddess Shares Huge Backside Photos (see Photos) by MrCork: 7:57pm On Jul 01, 2018
Nairatrend:
This Nigerian Goddess share hot backside photos on her Instagram Handles sometimes today.

This photos have really got Fans Chanting online we seek your Reviews and comments on this hot photoshot

SEE MORE HOT PHOTOS IN LINK BELOW

GIST VIA - https://nairatrend.com.ng/curvy-nigerian-goddess-shares-huge-backside-photos/
...my babe backside is 15 times bigger than Hisduchess pancake & the sexxxxxiest ever ! (Real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Curvy Nigerian Goddess Shares Huge Backside Photos (see Photos) by MrCork: 7:56pm On Jul 01, 2018
Nairatrend:
This Nigerian Goddess share hot backside photos on her Instagram Handles sometimes today.

This photos have really got Fans Chanting online we seek your Reviews and comments on this hot photoshot

SEE MORE HOT PHOTOS IN LINK BELOW

GIST VIA - https://nairatrend.com.ng/curvy-nigerian-goddess-shares-huge-backside-photos/
angry
TravelRe: NNPC Tanker’s Trailer Boy Seen Battling Fuel Leakage In Lagos (Video) by MrCork: 7:51pm On Jul 01, 2018
Issame:
A Young Boy was seen Trying to Stop The Gasoline Leak From a Tank Truck With a piece of Rag, in Lagos, Nigeria.

Watch Video HERE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNyKCBoRHd0

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/07/young-boy-seen-stopping-fuel-leakage-from-a-tank-truck-with-a-piece-of-rag-video/
^^story...

..I beg..any lightskin chicks on this thread?
smiley

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