Romance › Re: My Little Girl Is Vomiting And Stooling Concurrently by MrCork: 3:54pm On Aug 23, 2024 |
MisterBanny: Pls why would a little baby of three years be Stooling and vomiting at same time? I'm really worried and scared as I've prayed and prayed, but nothing is changing. It started this morning. I don't have a Kobo to even get medication. Seems prayers don't work anymore? I'm really worried. It's so shocking that she already lost a lot of weight, looks weak, pale and really down. This is too painful to me
Someone should pls help me some funds to take her for treatment.🙏🙏🙏🙏 Bro shes pregnant....take her to hospital sir!!!!  |
Crime › Re: Lady Flogs Her Friend For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend In Calabar (Photos) by MrCork: 5:27am On Aug 23, 2024 |
Akanabaa: BREAKING NEWS: Happened in calabar where a girl call Pretty Goddess flog and strip her fellow Girl call Bella n@ked.
The reason for her actions was because Pretty Goddess saw a chat on Bella phone between her boyfriend and Bella planning on going out and where Bella went out with her man.
From the video, it shows that Pretty Goddess was in a hotel with the said Bella and other girls.
Akanabagist gather that Bella was planned by pretty goodness to be beaten that’s why it was done in a hotel in calabar where pretty goddess was telling Bella she will refund all the expenses made from bolt to the amount use in paying for the Hotel room
Very Dark Man Reacts:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-9_KmaMvFc/?igsh=eWR4Z2VydHluMzho Brother why u lie for? ..why why why . YOU LIE TOOOOOO MUCH. ?....weres weres the naaaaked picrure?...we cant see NADA!!!!¡(((no oofencse)))  |
Crime › Re: Lady Flogs Her Friend For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend In Calabar (Photos) by MrCork: 5:24am On Aug 23, 2024 |
Akanabaa: BREAKING NEWS: Happened in calabar where a girl call Pretty Goddess flog and strip her fellow Girl call Bella n@ked.
The reason for her actions was because Pretty Goddess saw a chat on Bella phone between her boyfriend and Bella planning on going out and where Bella went out with her man.
From the video, it shows that Pretty Goddess was in a hotel with the said Bella and other girls.
Akanabagist gather that Bella was planned by pretty goodness to be beaten that’s why it was done in a hotel in calabar where pretty goddess was telling Bella she will refund all the expenses made from bolt to the amount use in paying for the Hotel room
Very Dark Man Reacts:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-9_KmaMvFc/?igsh=eWR4Z2VydHluMzho  |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:33pm On Aug 22, 2024 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?
“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color] Well my priiiick been had for the past 2 hour & stll had......tehnically, it usually mean yes i lovvvvit!  |
Romance › Re: Why Is A Kick To The Balls Extremely Painfull? by MrCork: 9:10am On Aug 22, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 9:05am On Aug 22, 2024 |
Ayjay44: you want me dead abi? Don’t worry I’ll soon be gone and you can be happy Brother please can u die kn the 13th of any month. Its a great day to die. Knightred is goin to die on a 13th. We already booked him sir |
Education › Re: If Nairaland Was A School by MrCork: 10:33pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Leemzyy: Lol hey just today i was imagining,if nairaland was a school,which member do u think will be ;(1)The head master (2)The head head mistress (3)The school brilliant male/female student (5)The school male/female bully (6) The school gossiper (7)The school dull male/female student ( That annoying student (9)That silent and quiet student (10)That student that always get to be bullied (11)That handsome student(girls crush) (12)That pretty student(boys crush) (13)That sturborn student (14)That disrespectful student (15)That student that always brag (16)That male student that likes to date all the girls(womanizer) (17)That female student that has date most of all the guys (18)That funny student that always crack jokes (19)That school noisemaker (20)That student that always causes trouble and picks fight everywhere good mornin..please do u have yansh please? |
Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred: it's what!!
My doc said nothing to worry about,but he doesn't want to tell what going on,
That yulky thing also comes out wen i have sE×  You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views. THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
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Romance › Re: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrCork: 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred: meaning You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views. THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
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Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 10:30pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred:
 You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views. THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
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Romance › Re: All The People That Have Eaten Or Tasted Alligator, You Need To See This! by MrCork: 10:30pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred: Wow!
Is that ur leg,gosh u gat beautiful legs
Can i pls see the end of it 
and ur pant pls  You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views. THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
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Romance › Re: All The People That Have Eaten Or Tasted Alligator, You Need To See This! by MrCork: 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred:

do u want to show your's instead  You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views. THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
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Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 5:03pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred: we so so happy that ur brain is connected with ur penis (Meaning u think with ur dick) 
And doctor's verified that rat species that think like u are going to die next month 
We happy and we celebrate ur passing We hope u go soon  From your weak response, u clerly a chid. I know how to deal with u |
Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 2:55pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Ayjay44: you want me dead abi? Don’t worry I’ll soon be gone and you can be happy Brother ..earth is full...please die fast sir!!(no oofencse)  |
Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Ayjay44: Will my enemies be happy if I kms?
Mrcork Hellvictorinho its 2pm & u, Hellvictorinho & nairalands one & only village eeediotick numskull Knightred is not dead yet sir....why?  |
Romance › Re: What's The Most Valuable Item You Have Received? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
[quote author=IyaTola post=131620296][/quote]You!!! |
Celebrities › Re: Portable Meets Shallipopi For The First Time At The French Embassy (Video) by MrCork: 12:07pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Leemzyy: Do u know my age?do you even know me?biko if you are not stupid answer me YOU AGAIN!! anyways babe, please if i pay u N9k ..cash..can i rent u for only 4 hours on tuesday? I tink i need warm, tender plus loving, hug, kiss & extra hug. I will pays u cash in naira please? |
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 8:48am On Aug 21, 2024 |
Leemzyy: Even you as well is stupid Babe Dont mind the steewpidick eeediot boy.juss ignore the rasssclart.He was born in a cage which is why he have tiny brain.he commto nairaand postin dumb thread.good news for him thou is that am a londoner & highly more inteligent pass his whole family becuzz no of them wennto primary schoool sir.i will try & help the fooool boy thou (no oofencse)  |
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 3:21am On Aug 21, 2024 |
Leemzyy: U and knightred are both stupid He id very steeewpid u are right. He so stewwpid he will remsin stewpid |
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 12:08am On Aug 21, 2024 |
Knightred: Ain't you dead yet
we need your corpse before december  You will forever sound like nairaland one & only village eeeediot. This is not a curse. It is a prayer. AMEN!!
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Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2024 |
Knightred: dude,can u pls kill mrcork for me, am begging u,he his so so stupid like u,if u kill him he die Then u also go to prison and die And that will make me very happy
So when are u killing him and when are u dying? 
Cause celeb waiting he juss said he going to kill his mother first and then yor mother..(read his post) .u dont belif me..ask him |
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 9:40pm On Aug 20, 2024 |
Danyyyyyyyyyyy: Hi , call me Danyyyy , I know people to advertise on this forum but I'm just going to try my luck and hope it works.
I'm desperately in need of work , I graduated last year and I have an outstanding fee of 350k to clear before service , nowhere to see the money for now.
I live at Ogu/bolo L.G.A , rivers state , close to Onne trailer park , Nonwa and Eteo, I have worked as a cleaner , a bet king cashier , a teacher , a computer operator , a waittress and an online page handler.
I am available for all of the above and also interested in home tutoring , nanny and baby sitting and even sales girl , on a fair salary.
I have also hawked snacks but due to sickness in early June , my ingredients got spoiled , I spent money on drugs and my flour became family flour , so I'm going to have to start from square one.
If its a live in house help around pH with accommodation and feeding , I can take it too on a fair salary.
I'm very literate , I'm 23 and I have a male partner that is working which is why I don't want to travel too far for work.
Whoever it is that can help out , please help me out Brother..u hav no brain cozz u have no brain celll. Even if u need financial help..so u think Ayjay44's thread is the best thread to ask for help? Ayjay44 is mentally retarded & another nairalsnd known village eeeediot. Brother...if u dont have brain..rent one & mind whos thread u post things on Ayjay44 is a naturally demented retarded living thing & for the record..avoid his eeediotick thrreads if u want help
HE IS JUSS AS STEEEWPIDLY EDIIIOTICALLY DUMB AS THAT WASTE CALLED Knightred...They hav the same parents sir !!!(((THANK ME LATER)))
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Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 9:33pm On Aug 20, 2024 |
Ayjay44: Don’t mess with me. I’m a violent criminal Son i there u to killl yor mother tonight for 20k...cash..i double there you kill that thing son!!!  |
Family › Re: Why Do Perent Stop Their Child From Using Left Hand by MrCork: 6:28am On Aug 20, 2024 |
Verbtips: Please why do african parents especially nigeria feel disgusted when ever their children try to eat using left hand,few years back i went to fetch water from a tap,immediately i on the tap the old man near me shouted at me,claiming am using the hand meant for wash my bumbum to open the tap and more like that,i could also vividly remember the supprise on the face of some of my teacher when they find out i am a lefthanded guy,like christopher so you are a southpaw, recently again i saw a woman pounding her child just because he is using left hand to eat,please do left hand come with any misfortune? The parents are bush sir!!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Flood Issue: This Is How Lagos People Sleep Now by MrCork: 11:04pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: sorry u said
Where do u live you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!
CC. Labake1 Knightred is a known nairaland retard scum village eeeediot wit low self esteeem...pls do not giv him yor details at yor own risk
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Romance › Re: His He A Simp Or Smart Guy (pix) by MrCork: 11:03pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: dude,she doesn't gat boobies
What so good about that
»JH« you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!
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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 11:03pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: why cant u create reasonable thread for once
Can u pls tell me your panties size I will be so grateful if u can tell you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!
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Romance › Re: Moment UK Man Was Surprised When He Saw Nigerian Lady Carrying A Bag On Her Head by MrCork: 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: Nigerian always localish,see themselves disgracing their country ,always behaving their village character wherever they go.smh.  you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!
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Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: sir am sorry to say that this thread is strictly for REAL MEN not for begger's
so can u pls, shu like a chicken shu shu  you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!
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Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 11:01pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: yeah, just like kevineleven own
So tiny  you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!
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Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 10:22pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: THERE HE GOES, THIS IDIOT JUST NEVER FAIL'S TO DISAPPOINTS!  Your date comin soon. death awaits you |
Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 8:20pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Knightred: Hope am not going to die  You being prepared. You die soon. Then we celebrate yor soul!!!! |