The mission is to help contain Global warming,meaning ladys, you must not were pant or bra for only one months....you dis-obey & u automatocaly be banned from nairaland for only 2 years....so pls comply.
TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BEAUTIFIUL LADYS!!!!
.NOTE Meobizy/Soifram....pls comply without nagggin
ExAngel007: A Nigerian lawyer, Stella, on behalf of the ‘Wives Association of Nigeria, has pleaded with women who don’t wear bras and pants, to pity other people's husbands.
“PLEASE have MERCY on PEOPLE HUSBANDS. This NEW TREND of NO BR@ and NO P@NT is INCREASING day by day. PLEASE SISTER, GO and PICK that YOUR P@NT and br@ now. WEAR it NOW! Enough is enough. Signed: Wives Association,” she wrote.
ExAngel007: A Nigerian lawyer, Stella, on behalf of the ‘Wives Association of Nigeria, has pleaded with women who don’t wear bras and pants, to pity other people's husbands.
“PLEASE have MERCY on PEOPLE HUSBANDS. This NEW TREND of NO BR@ and NO P@NT is INCREASING day by day. PLEASE SISTER, GO and PICK that YOUR P@NT and br@ now. WEAR it NOW! Enough is enough. Signed: Wives Association,” she wrote.
ChildOfDoom: So there is this young girl in the brothel i frequent. She demands too much from the guys that long to patronise her. Despite my closeness to her and buying her goodies, she still charges me based on my sexual demands to her.
if i ask for regular sex, 2k. if i add kiss, it goes to 4k. when i added doggy and cowgirl style, it went to 8k.
I was not happy about this, yet i continued. I lashed her ferociously to make good use of what i will pay.
The condoms in the bar/brothel do burst easily (due to their fragile nature), and i quickly pull out.
But this time around, i shot my hot cum in anger into her hole in retaliation for charging me high. I did not let her know. That is her punishment
Fukkkkkkk haraaaaaa here mennnnnnn!!!!((no oofencse))
Gistmedia10: A man recently melted his girlfriend's heart by surprising her with a 2 million naira wig, a gesture that left her in tears. The boyfriend revealed that his girlfriend had been talking about a wig she admired, unaware that he had already checked her saved items on Instagram and purchased it for her.
As she was gushing over the wig during their conversation, he handed her the surprise gift, leading to an emotional moment where she couldn't hold back her tears.
However, the grand gesture sparked mixed reactions online. While some netizens praised the thoughtfulness of the act, others were less impressed. One user questioned, "Why the hype?" while another commented, "I'm sure of one thing: they will soon break up. I will be here for it."
Henry2405: women no dey ever get money🤣 Drop your comment
SHAME ON U FOR ASKIN FEMALE FOR MOINEY....YOU LAZZZZZZZZY BUHARI YOUTH. HOW ON EARTH CAN NIGERIA PROGESSS WHEN WE HAVE LAZZZZY MUGU LIKE U SIR!!(((no oofencse)))
Isreal govament needs to help Nigeria Govament kill this terrrrrorist IPOD bassstard mmamdo lanu & his younga brother...his mates are hiding in village..this faggggot hifin in Finland. His adddeesss please?
Weretuntun: NO,AM NOT A GAY, I JUST WANT LOST INTEREST IN ANYTHING INVOLVE EJACULATION.I ENVIED IMPOTENT.
^^^^brother that means u gay...how can u not like women..so u all ready stat making excuses juss in case u mistakenly turn gay..corrrrrect?.. serrrioosly ...WHY ARE U GAY SIR?(no oofencse)
Ayo is a jolly good fellow. Handsome and rich, he has a lot to indulge in. One of them is his lust for the flesh, which is a thorn in his flesh.
What brought Ayo to the hospital started as a minor stomach ache, before it degenerated into a critical case. Nurses and some auxiliary nurses on duty at the wee hour of the night rushed to his side, their concerned eyes scanning his pale, sweat-drenched face. They guided him to a nearby examination room, where he collapsed onto a bed, feeling a mix of relief and fear wash over him.
Well, it was good that he looked like someone who could afford whatever bill they presented to him. The medical staff worked diligently, conducting tests and asking him questions, trying to piece together the puzzle of what had transpired. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing eternity as they monitored his vital signs and administered the necessary treatment.
As the medication began to take effect, the dizziness slowly started to subside. A sense of gratitude washed over him as he realized that he had made it in time, that he had sought help before things could take a turn for the worse. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of acting swiftly in moments of crisis.
As he lay there, recovering in that sterile hospital room, he couldn't help but reflect on the events of the night. Just hours ago, he was celebrating, surrounded by friends and bathed in the joy of success. And now, he found himself locked in a battle for his own well-being.
It was a humbling experience, a stark reminder that life is unpredictable and that they must cherish every moment, for it can change in an instant. As he closed his eyes, gratitude and a renewed sense of appreciation for his friends and loved ones filled his heart. Their support and love had been vital in getting him through this ordeal.
(to be continued)
wot in the name of MrCork is u talkin about ..girl?...u need moiney??
Ayo is a jolly good fellow. Handsome and rich, he has a lot to indulge in. One of them is his lust for the flesh, which is a thorn in his flesh.
What brought Ayo to the hospital started as a minor stomach ache, before it degenerated into a critical case. Nurses and some auxiliary nurses on duty at the wee hour of the night rushed to his side, their concerned eyes scanning his pale, sweat-drenched face. They guided him to a nearby examination room, where he collapsed onto a bed, feeling a mix of relief and fear wash over him.
Well, it was good that he looked like someone who could afford whatever bill they presented to him. The medical staff worked diligently, conducting tests and asking him questions, trying to piece together the puzzle of what had transpired. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing eternity as they monitored his vital signs and administered the necessary treatment.
As the medication began to take effect, the dizziness slowly started to subside. A sense of gratitude washed over him as he realized that he had made it in time, that he had sought help before things could take a turn for the worse. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of acting swiftly in moments of crisis.
As he lay there, recovering in that sterile hospital room, he couldn't help but reflect on the events of the night. Just hours ago, he was celebrating, surrounded by friends and bathed in the joy of success. And now, he found himself locked in a battle for his own well-being.
It was a humbling experience, a stark reminder that life is unpredictable and that they must cherish every moment, for it can change in an instant. As he closed his eyes, gratitude and a renewed sense of appreciation for his friends and loved ones filled his heart. Their support and love had been vital in getting him through this ordeal.
YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB IN THAT NIGERIAN PLACE......U ARE QUICK TO GO AFTER PASTORS SAYIN THEY DO FAKE MIRACLE BUT U TOO SCARE TO GOP AFTER YOR LOCAL NATIVE DOCTORS..WHY? ...
DONT YOR NATIVE DOCTORS CLAIM THEY STOP RAIN? DONT YOR NATIVE DOCTORS CLAIM THEY CURE ILLNESS?
..U CANT TRY THIS %HIT HERE IN LONDON...U SAD HOMEBASE PEOPLE!!!!(no oofencse)
ARE THEY LYIN?? THEY ARE CORRRRECT SIR. ...THIS IS HOW IBO PEOPLE HEAD LOOOOOOKLIKE SIR....especially those born in the east!l.....loook lat Siofra's head sir.it looklike Enugu expressway....but if u loookat Meobizy's head, she look like angel, big diffarense sir!(((no oofencse)))
abba09: i am the poorest man on nairaland no doubt about it. literally i have nothing in this life the cloth that i wear someone gave it to me after he was done with it same with the shoe that i wear even the phone i am using is a borrowed phone.
You poor but you hav data on yor phone to beg for moiney on nairaland...corrrrrect?.
...............SON..WILL U GERRRRRRRRA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE MWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....lazzzzzzzzy buhari youth!!!!!!(((no oofencse)))