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Romance › Re: My Little Girl Is Vomiting And Stooling Concurrently by MrCork: 3:54pm On Aug 23, 2024
MisterBanny:
Pls why would a little baby of three years be Stooling and vomiting at same time? I'm really worried and scared as I've prayed and prayed, but nothing is changing. It started this morning. I don't have a Kobo to even get medication.
Seems prayers don't work anymore?
I'm really worried.
It's so shocking that she already lost a lot of weight, looks weak, pale and really down. This is too painful to me

Someone should pls help me some funds to take her for treatment.🙏🙏🙏🙏
Bro shes pregnant....take her to hospital sir!!!! angry
Crime › Re: Lady Flogs Her Friend For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend In Calabar (Photos) by MrCork: 5:27am On Aug 23, 2024
Akanabaa:
BREAKING NEWS: Happened in calabar where a girl call Pretty Goddess flog and strip her fellow Girl call Bella n@ked.

The reason for her actions was because Pretty Goddess saw a chat on Bella phone between her boyfriend and Bella planning on going out and where Bella went out with her man.

From the video, it shows that Pretty Goddess was in a hotel with the said Bella and other girls.

Akanabagist gather that Bella was planned by pretty goodness to be beaten that’s why it was done in a hotel in calabar where pretty goddess was telling Bella she will refund all the expenses made from bolt to the amount use in paying for the Hotel room

Very Dark Man Reacts:




https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-9_KmaMvFc/?igsh=eWR4Z2VydHluMzho
Brother why u lie for?
..why why why . YOU LIE TOOOOOO MUCH.
?....weres weres the naaaaked picrure?...we cant see NADA!!!!¡(((no oofencse))) angry
Crime › Re: Lady Flogs Her Friend For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend In Calabar (Photos) by MrCork: 5:24am On Aug 23, 2024
Akanabaa:
BREAKING NEWS: Happened in calabar where a girl call Pretty Goddess flog and strip her fellow Girl call Bella n@ked.

The reason for her actions was because Pretty Goddess saw a chat on Bella phone between her boyfriend and Bella planning on going out and where Bella went out with her man.

From the video, it shows that Pretty Goddess was in a hotel with the said Bella and other girls.

Akanabagist gather that Bella was planned by pretty goodness to be beaten that’s why it was done in a hotel in calabar where pretty goddess was telling Bella she will refund all the expenses made from bolt to the amount use in paying for the Hotel room

Very Dark Man Reacts:




https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-9_KmaMvFc/?igsh=eWR4Z2VydHluMzho
angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:33pm On Aug 22, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]
Well my priiiick been had for the past 2 hour & stll had......tehnically, it usually mean yes i lovvvvit! wink
Romance › Re: Why Is A Kick To The Balls Extremely Painfull? by MrCork: 9:10am On Aug 22, 2024
Leemzyy:
Now i know what to do grin undecided
So u one of those calabar womens that steal peoples priiick & make there ball disappear...corrrrect? SHAME ON YOU!!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 9:05am On Aug 22, 2024
Ayjay44:
you want me dead abi? Don’t worry I’ll soon be gone and you can be happy
Brother please can u die kn the 13th of any month. Its a great day to die.
Knightred is goin to die on a 13th. We already booked him sir
Education › Re: If Nairaland Was A School by MrCork: 10:33pm On Aug 21, 2024
Leemzyy:
Lol hey just today i was imagining,if nairaland was a school,which member do u think will be ;(1)The head master (2)The head head mistress (3)The school brilliant male/female student (5)The school male/female bully (6) The school gossiper (7)The school dull male/female student (coolThat annoying student (9)That silent and quiet student (10)That student that always get to be bullied (11)That handsome student(girls crush) (12)That pretty student(boys crush) (13)That sturborn student (14)That disrespectful student (15)That student that always brag (16)That male student that likes to date all the girls(womanizer) (17)That female student that has date most of all the guys (18)That funny student that always crack jokes (19)That school noisemaker (20)That student that always causes trouble and picks fight everywhere
good mornin..please do u have yansh please?
Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
it's what!!

My doc said nothing to worry about,but he doesn't want to tell what going on, undecided

That yulky thing also comes out wen i have sE× undecided

You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views.
THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Any Man That Can't Eat a woman's Pvssi Or Panties Is A SIMP!!! by MrCork: 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
meaningundecided

You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views.
THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 10:30pm On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
undecided

You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views.
THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
Romance › Re: All The People That Have Eaten Or Tasted Alligator, You Need To See This! by MrCork: 10:30pm On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
Wow! shocked

Is that ur leg,gosh u gat beautiful legs

Can i pls see the end of it smiley lipsrsealed

and ur pant pls wink

You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views.
THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
Romance › Re: All The People That Have Eaten Or Tasted Alligator, You Need To See This! by MrCork: 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
undecided


do u want to show your's instead huh

You shall for ever remain Nairaland's oficial village edddiot thanks to yor dumb senseless edddiotick views.
THIS IS NOT A CURSE....IT IS A PRAYER & A PRAYER IT SHALL BE......AMEN!!!!!!
Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 5:03pm On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
we so so happy that ur brain is connected with ur penis
(Meaning u think with ur dick) undecided


And doctor's verified that rat species that think like u are going to die next month undecided


We happy and we celebrate ur passing
We hope u go soon smiley
From your weak response, u clerly a chid.
I know how to deal with u
Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 2:55pm On Aug 21, 2024
Ayjay44:
you want me dead abi? Don’t worry I’ll soon be gone and you can be happy
Brother ..earth is full...please die fast sir!!(no oofencse) undecided
Romance › Re: I Plan On Killing Myself But I Was Wondering by MrCork: 2:50pm On Aug 21, 2024
Ayjay44:
Will my enemies be happy if I kms?

Mrcork
Hellvictorinho
its 2pm & u, Hellvictorinho & nairalands one & only village eeediotick numskull Knightred is not dead yet sir....why? angry
Romance › Re: What's The Most Valuable Item You Have Received? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Aug 21, 2024
[quote author=IyaTola post=131620296][/quote]You!!!
Celebrities › Re: Portable Meets Shallipopi For The First Time At The French Embassy (Video) by MrCork: 12:07pm On Aug 21, 2024
Leemzyy:
Do u know my age?do you even know me?biko if you are not stupid answer me
YOU AGAIN!!
anyways babe, please if i pay u N9k ..cash..can i rent u for only 4 hours on tuesday? I tink i need warm, tender plus loving, hug, kiss & extra hug.
I will pays u cash in naira please?
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 8:48am On Aug 21, 2024
Leemzyy:
Even you as well is stupid
Babe Dont mind the steewpidick eeediot boy.juss ignore the rasssclart.He was born in a cage which is why he have tiny brain.he commto nairaand postin dumb thread.good news for him thou is that am a londoner & highly more inteligent pass his whole family becuzz no of them wennto primary schoool sir.i will try & help the fooool boy thou (no oofencse) undecided
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 3:21am On Aug 21, 2024
Leemzyy:
U and knightred are both stupid
He id very steeewpid u are right. He so stewwpid he will remsin stewpid
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 12:08am On Aug 21, 2024
Knightred:
Ain't you dead yethuh

we need your corpse before december undecided

You will forever sound like nairaland one & only village eeeediot. This is not a curse. It is a prayer. AMEN!!
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2024
Knightred:
dude,can u pls kill mrcork for me, am begging u,he his so so stupid like u,if u kill him he die
Then u also go to prison and die
And that will make me very happyundecided

So when are u killing him and when are u dying? undecided

Cause celeb waitingundecided
he juss said he going to kill his mother first and then yor mother..(read his post)
.u dont belif me..ask him
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 9:40pm On Aug 20, 2024
Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Hi , call me Danyyyy , I know people to advertise on this forum but I'm just going to try my luck and hope it works.

I'm desperately in need of work , I graduated last year and I have an outstanding fee of 350k to clear before service , nowhere to see the money for now.

I live at Ogu/bolo L.G.A , rivers state , close to Onne trailer park , Nonwa and Eteo, I have worked as a cleaner , a bet king cashier , a teacher , a computer operator , a waittress and an online page handler.

I am available for all of the above and also interested in home tutoring , nanny and baby sitting and even sales girl , on a fair salary.

I have also hawked snacks but due to sickness in early June , my ingredients got spoiled , I spent money on drugs and my flour became family flour , so I'm going to have to start from square one.

If its a live in house help around pH with accommodation and feeding , I can take it too on a fair salary.

I'm very literate , I'm 23 and I have a male partner that is working which is why I don't want to travel too far for work.

Whoever it is that can help out , please help me out

Brother..u hav no brain cozz u have no brain celll.
Even if u need financial help..so u think Ayjay44's thread is the best thread to ask for help?
Ayjay44 is mentally retarded & another nairalsnd known village eeeediot.
Brother...if u dont have brain..rent one & mind whos thread u post things on
Ayjay44 is a naturally demented retarded living thing & for the record..avoid his eeediotick thrreads if u want help

HE IS JUSS AS STEEEWPIDLY EDIIIOTICALLY DUMB AS THAT WASTE CALLED Knightred...They hav the same parents sir
!!!(((THANK ME LATER)))
Romance › Re: I’m a gangster by MrCork: 9:33pm On Aug 20, 2024
Ayjay44:
Don’t mess with me. I’m a violent criminal
Son i there u to killl yor mother tonight for 20k...cash..i double there you kill that thing son!!! angry
Family › Re: Why Do Perent Stop Their Child From Using Left Hand by MrCork: 6:28am On Aug 20, 2024
Verbtips:
Please why do african parents especially nigeria
feel disgusted when ever their children try to eat using left hand,few years back i went to fetch water from a tap,immediately i on the tap the old man near me shouted at me,claiming am using the hand meant for wash my bumbum to open the tapgrin and more like that,i could also vividly remember the supprise on the face of some of my teacher when they find out i am a lefthanded guy,like christopher so you are a southpaw, recently again i saw a woman pounding her child just because he is using left hand to eat,please do left hand come with any misfortune?
The parents are bush sir!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Flood Issue: This Is How Lagos People Sleep Now by MrCork: 11:04pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
sorry u saidsad


Where do u liveundecided

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!



CC. Labake1
Knightred is a known nairaland retard scum village eeeediot wit low self esteeem...pls do not giv him yor details at yor own risk
Romance › Re: His He A Simp Or Smart Guy (pix) by MrCork: 11:03pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
dude,she doesn't gat boobiesundecided

What so good about thatundecided

»JH«

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 11:03pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
why cant u create reasonable thread for onceangry







Can u pls tell me your panties sizesmiley
I will be so grateful if u can tellsmiley

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!

Romance › Re: Moment UK Man Was Surprised When He Saw Nigerian Lady Carrying A Bag On Her Head by MrCork: 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
Nigerian always localish,see themselves disgracing their country ,always behaving their village character wherever they go.smh. angry

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!

Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 11:02pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
sir am sorry to say that this thread is strictly for REAL MEN not for begger's


so can u pls, shu like a chicken shu shu undecided

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!

Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 11:01pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
yeah, just like kevineleven own

So tiny undecided

you shall for ever remain stewwwpid in da name of allah & will all ways remain nairaland village eeeeediot....amen!!

Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 10:22pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
THERE HE GOES, THIS IDIOT JUST NEVER FAIL'S TO DISAPPOINTS! angry
Your date comin soon. death awaits you
Health › Re: I Saw Something Like Saliva Coming Out Of My Peni$ by MrCork: 8:20pm On Aug 19, 2024
Knightred:
Hope am not going to die sad
You being prepared.
You die soon.
Then we celebrate yor soul!!!!

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