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RomanceRe: Ladies, Next Month Is International No Wear Bra & Pant Day!!! by MrCork(op): 3:38pm On Aug 16, 2024
brain54:
When is no boxer day coming up for guys...
Bro ....romance. section is strictly about chassin women....not guys!!!((no oofencsse)) angry
RomanceLadies, Next Month Is International No Wear Bra & Pant Day!!! by MrCork(op): 3:15pm On Aug 16, 2024
GOOD NEWS FOR ALL FEMALES!!!

The mission is to help contain Global warming,meaning ladys, you must not were pant or bra for only one months....you dis-obey & u automatocaly be banned from nairaland for only 2 years....so pls comply.

TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BEAUTIFIUL LADYS!!!! cheesy

.NOTE
Meobizy/Soifram....pls comply without nagggin angry
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Bible Quiz-you can join anytime... by MrCork: 10:45am On Aug 16, 2024
babyboom:
Disciples
Helo am lookin for model.
Helo do u hav yansh please?
RomanceHi by MrCork(op):
angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lawyer Begs Women Who Don't Wear Bras And Pants by MrCork: 4:21pm On Aug 15, 2024
ExAngel007:
A Nigerian lawyer, Stella, on behalf of the ‘Wives Association of Nigeria, has pleaded with women who don’t wear bras and pants, to pity other people's husbands.


“PLEASE have MERCY on PEOPLE
HUSBANDS. This NEW TREND of
NO BR@ and NO P@NT is
INCREASING day by day. PLEASE
SISTER, GO and PICK that YOUR
P@NT and br@ now. WEAR it
NOW! Enough is enough. Signed:
Wives Association,”
she wrote.


https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/cover2_1723723182.png
So wot color do u hate wereing? smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lawyer Begs Women Who Don't Wear Bras And Pants by MrCork: 4:20pm On Aug 15, 2024
ExAngel007:
A Nigerian lawyer, Stella, on behalf of the ‘Wives Association of Nigeria, has pleaded with women who don’t wear bras and pants, to pity other people's husbands.


“PLEASE have MERCY on PEOPLE
HUSBANDS. This NEW TREND of
NO BR@ and NO P@NT is
INCREASING day by day. PLEASE
SISTER, GO and PICK that YOUR
P@NT and br@ now. WEAR it
NOW! Enough is enough. Signed:
Wives Association,”
she wrote.


https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/cover2_1723723182.png
Kaiiiiii GREAT IDEA...NAIRALAND FEMALES SHOULD STOP WEREING PANT & BRA FOR 3 MONTH....LADIES!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: I Shot My Cum Inside A Young Prostitute In Anger by MrCork: 1:17pm On Aug 15, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
So there is this young girl in the brothel i frequent. She demands too much from the guys that long to patronise her. Despite my closeness to her and buying her goodies, she still charges me based on my sexual demands to her.

if i ask for regular sex, 2k. if i add kiss, it goes to 4k. when i added doggy and cowgirl style, it went to 8k.

I was not happy about this, yet i continued. I lashed her ferociously to make good use of what i will pay.

The condoms in the bar/brothel do burst easily (due to their fragile nature), and i quickly pull out.

But this time around, i shot my hot cum in anger into her hole in retaliation for charging me high. I did not let her know. That is her punishment
Fukkkkkkk haraaaaaa here mennnnnnn!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
FamilyRe: Journalist Reacts To Photo Of Nigerian Man And His Older Oyinbo Wife by MrCork: 1:12pm On Aug 15, 2024
Newlymarried:
The look on the guys face says it all

Baba has no choice !
^^^^^side efffect of jelosy

...bro has japanese passsport..u gots nigeria paaaport..STAY COOOL!!!(no oofencse)
angry
RomanceRe: Pretty Lady Cries After Boyfriend Gifted Her 2 Million Naira Wig (Photos) by MrCork: 10:56am On Aug 15, 2024
Gistmedia10:
A man recently melted his girlfriend's heart by surprising her with a 2 million naira wig, a gesture that left her in tears. The boyfriend revealed that his girlfriend had been talking about a wig she admired, unaware that he had already checked her saved items on Instagram and purchased it for her. cheesy

As she was gushing over the wig during their conversation, he handed her the surprise gift, leading to an emotional moment where she couldn't hold back her tears.

However, the grand gesture sparked mixed reactions online. While some netizens praised the thoughtfulness of the act, others were less impressed. One user questioned, "Why the hype?" while another commented, "I'm sure of one thing: they will soon break up. I will be here for it." shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZMvEDqqjI8
This guy steeewpid like edddiot goat...is he going to fukk wig??..foooooool(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Asking My Female Friends For 1k, See Their Response (pics) by MrCork: 10:48am On Aug 15, 2024
Henry2405:
women no dey ever get money🤣
Drop your comment
SHAME ON U FOR ASKIN FEMALE FOR MOINEY....YOU LAZZZZZZZZY BUHARI YOUTH. HOW ON EARTH CAN NIGERIA PROGESSS WHEN WE HAVE LAZZZZY MUGU LIKE U SIR!!(((no oofencse))) angry
RomanceRe: Asking My Female Friends For 1k, See Their Response (pics) by MrCork: 10:47am On Aug 15, 2024
Henry2405:
women no dey ever get money🤣
Drop your comment
angry
FamilyRe: ‘It’s A Skit’, Says Man Who Trended After Wife ‘Tore’ His Passport by MrCork: 8:27am On Aug 15, 2024
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Hires A US Lobby Firm At ₦205 Million A Year by MrCork: 6:19pm On Aug 14, 2024
10mobile:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/battle-for-biafra-moves-to-us/
Isreal govament needs to help Nigeria Govament kill this terrrrrorist IPOD bassstard mmamdo lanu & his younga brother...his mates are hiding in village..this faggggot hifin in Finland. His adddeesss please? angry
RomanceRe: Mention Capitals More Popular Than Their State by MrCork:
cutecommend:
There are some Capitals that are more popular than their states. Please mention them.

(1) Portharcourt

?
Who is potacout? angry
RomanceRe: Mention Capitals More Popular Than Their State by MrCork: 5:15pm On Aug 14, 2024
cutecommend:
There are some Capitals that are more popular than their states. Please mention them.

(1) Portharcourt

?
angry
RomanceRe: How To Lost Interest In Sex by MrCork: 4:22pm On Aug 14, 2024
Weretuntun:
NO,AM NOT A GAY,
I JUST WANT LOST INTEREST IN ANYTHING INVOLVE EJACULATION.I ENVIED IMPOTENT.
^^^^brother that means u gay...how can u not like women..so u all ready stat making excuses juss in case u mistakenly turn gay..corrrrrect?.. serrrioosly
...WHY ARE U GAY SIR?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: How To Lost Interest In Sex by MrCork: 1:37pm On Aug 14, 2024
Weretuntun:
how to make lost interest and hate sex, i want to focus on very important issues about my life.
god bless you all.
So u are gay..why are u gay sir??((no oofencse)) angry
RomanceRe: How To Lost Interest In Sex by MrCork: 1:37pm On Aug 14, 2024
Weretuntun:
how to make lost interest and hate sex, i want to focus on very important issues about my life.
god bless you all.
angry
LiteratureRe: A Thorn In The Flesh by MrCork: 9:30pm On Aug 13, 2024
OT2024:
A Thorn in the Flesh



(c) 2024



O. Toyin




Ayo is a jolly good fellow. Handsome and rich, he has a lot to indulge in. One of them is his lust for the flesh, which is a thorn in his flesh.






What brought Ayo to the hospital started as a minor stomach ache, before it degenerated into a critical case. Nurses and some auxiliary nurses on duty at the wee hour of the night rushed to his side, their concerned eyes scanning his pale, sweat-drenched face. They guided him to a nearby examination room, where he collapsed onto a bed, feeling a mix of relief and fear wash over him.

Well, it was good that he looked like someone who could afford whatever bill they presented to him. The medical staff worked diligently, conducting tests and asking him questions, trying to piece together the puzzle of what had transpired. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing eternity as they monitored his vital signs and administered the necessary treatment.

As the medication began to take effect, the dizziness slowly started to subside. A sense of gratitude washed over him as he realized that he had made it in time, that he had sought help before things could take a turn for the worse. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of acting swiftly in moments of crisis.

As he lay there, recovering in that sterile hospital room, he couldn't help but reflect on the events of the night. Just hours ago, he was celebrating, surrounded by friends and bathed in the joy of success. And now, he found himself locked in a battle for his own well-being.

It was a humbling experience, a stark reminder that life is unpredictable and that they must cherish every moment, for it can change in an instant. As he closed his eyes, gratitude and a renewed sense of appreciation for his friends and loved ones filled his heart. Their support and love had been vital in getting him through this ordeal.



(to be continued)
wot in the name of MrCork is u talkin about ..girl?...u need moiney?? angry
LiteratureRe: A Thorn In The Flesh by MrCork: 9:29pm On Aug 13, 2024
OT2024:
A Thorn in the Flesh



(c) 2024



O. Toyin




Ayo is a jolly good fellow. Handsome and rich, he has a lot to indulge in. One of them is his lust for the flesh, which is a thorn in his flesh.






What brought Ayo to the hospital started as a minor stomach ache, before it degenerated into a critical case. Nurses and some auxiliary nurses on duty at the wee hour of the night rushed to his side, their concerned eyes scanning his pale, sweat-drenched face. They guided him to a nearby examination room, where he collapsed onto a bed, feeling a mix of relief and fear wash over him.

Well, it was good that he looked like someone who could afford whatever bill they presented to him. The medical staff worked diligently, conducting tests and asking him questions, trying to piece together the puzzle of what had transpired. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing eternity as they monitored his vital signs and administered the necessary treatment.

As the medication began to take effect, the dizziness slowly started to subside. A sense of gratitude washed over him as he realized that he had made it in time, that he had sought help before things could take a turn for the worse. It was a stark reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of acting swiftly in moments of crisis.

As he lay there, recovering in that sterile hospital room, he couldn't help but reflect on the events of the night. Just hours ago, he was celebrating, surrounded by friends and bathed in the joy of success. And now, he found himself locked in a battle for his own well-being.

It was a humbling experience, a stark reminder that life is unpredictable and that they must cherish every moment, for it can change in an instant. As he closed his eyes, gratitude and a renewed sense of appreciation for his friends and loved ones filled his heart. Their support and love had been vital in getting him through this ordeal.



(to be continued)
angry
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Why The Miracle Water Didn't Work For You-prophet Jeremiah To VDM by MrCork: 4:26pm On Aug 13, 2024
voicemail956:
This Is Why The Miracle Water Didn't Work For You-Prophet Jeremiah to VeryDarkMan

You have to love me for my spiritual items (handkerchief, water etc) to work for you. If you don't love me, it won't work for you Prophet Jeremiah

Watch video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3jbWPIqeKg
YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB IN THAT NIGERIAN PLACE......U ARE QUICK TO GO AFTER PASTORS SAYIN THEY DO FAKE MIRACLE BUT U TOO SCARE TO GOP AFTER YOR LOCAL NATIVE DOCTORS..WHY? ...

DONT YOR NATIVE DOCTORS CLAIM THEY STOP RAIN? DONT YOR NATIVE DOCTORS CLAIM THEY CURE ILLNESS?

..U CANT TRY THIS %HIT HERE IN LONDON...U SAD HOMEBASE PEOPLE!!!!(no oofencse)
angry
RomanceRe: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 4:21pm On Aug 13, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin and thats then only location you know
thats the only location they give students discount sir
RomanceRe: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 2:36pm On Aug 13, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
you left Peckham for a brothel in Aba, tell me more
No, i waz there durin my last visit to nigeria..waz ther in match sir
RomanceRe: Hello After 2 Years Of Break From Nairaland by MrCork: 2:35pm On Aug 13, 2024
Temmylee01:
How unah deyy, e don tey ooooh lol 😂 grin i totally forgot there's a platform called nairaland. Unah mumu don stop abi unah still dey misbehavehuh
Did they ban u for 2 year sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Hello After 2 Years Of Break From Nairaland by MrCork: 2:34pm On Aug 13, 2024
Temmylee01:
How unah deyy, e don tey ooooh lol 😂 grin i totally forgot there's a platform called nairaland. Unah mumu don stop abi unah still dey misbehavehuh
angry
RomanceRe: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 2:26pm On Aug 13, 2024
crestedaguiyi:
Mrcork, no such Venue in Aba . you never change , for more than 10 years you still dey like this, na wa
Are u kiddding me?...you dont have satnav?...we were ther last month. Check yor google map sir..its behind the petrol station sir! angry
FashionRe: South Africans Mocking The Shape Of Nigerian Men Heads by MrCork: 12:58pm On Aug 13, 2024
Shinjawestern:
What's wrong with South Africans ?

ARE THEY LYIN??
THEY ARE CORRRRECT SIR.
...THIS IS HOW IBO PEOPLE HEAD LOOOOOOKLIKE SIR....especially those born in the east!l.....loook lat Siofra's head sir.it looklike Enugu expressway....but if u loookat Meobizy's head, she look like angel, big diffarense sir!(((no oofencse))) smiley
RomanceRe: Guys can you eat Groundnut in front of a Female? by MrCork(op): 12:56pm On Aug 13, 2024
Knightred:
U ARE A BOBMBARDIC UNUSEFUL ELEMENT FOR SAYING THAT FOOL CALLED MRCORK IS MY BROTHERangry

WHAT THE FVCKangry

AM NOT IN HIS LEVEL AT ALL MEANING (AM A CELEB THEN HE IS A MASTURBATING FOOL)

IT IS A SIN TO CALL THAT IDIOT MY BROTHER

DOESN'T IT SOUNDS SO STUPID TO U SIR??angry

HE IS SO BRAINLESS FOR MY LEVEL

ANYONE THAT COMPARE ME TO THAT FOOL WOULD BE BANNED ON NAIRALAND FOR 2000 YEARS WITH HARD LABOUR

TRY MEangry angry
You shall always remain nairaland village eeeediot..until death. We celebrate your take-off soon. Amen!
Christianity EtcRe: These Priests Could Be Doing Really Strong Things by MrCork: 11:22am On Aug 13, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Priests of Satan operating anywhere around the world, be cut off right now by the double sword ⚔️ of GRACE GRACE!
Kaiiiii...if dats u in yor photo.i love u. Plrase please please can we mate and have childrens please?
Can i mate wit u twice? smiley
RomanceRe: Business to do with 500k by MrCork: 10:47am On Aug 13, 2024
luvguyy:
Pls Any brothel in Aba?...I need locations
Try kulontinosoca Parade bro. They give students discount!!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
RomanceRe: I Am The Poorest Man On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:11am On Aug 13, 2024
abba09:
i am the poorest man on nairaland no doubt about it. literally i have nothing in this life the cloth that i wear someone gave it to me after he was done with it same with the shoe that i wear even the phone i am using is a borrowed phone.
You poor but you hav data on yor phone to beg for moiney on nairaland...corrrrrect?.

...............SON..WILL U GERRRRRRRRA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE MWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN....lazzzzzzzzy buhari youth!!!!!!(((no oofencse))) angry
RomanceRe: I Would Like To Become A Criminal by MrCork: 4:11pm On Aug 12, 2024
ayjay45:
I want to become a kidnapper. How do I get started ?
Bro...dint u say u was goin to die last month which made us all happpier?
U promiced.
Did U forgot??( no oofencse) angry

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