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Ayjay44:
Don’t mess with me. I’m a violent criminal

Verbtips:
Please why do african parents especially nigeria
feel disgusted when ever their children try to eat using left hand,few years back i went to fetch water from a tap,immediately i on the tap the old man near me shouted at me,claiming am using the hand meant for wash my bumbum to open the tap and more like that,i could also vividly remember the supprise on the face of some of my teacher when they find out i am a lefthanded guy,like christopher so you are a southpaw, recently again i saw a woman pounding her child just because he is using left hand to eat,please do left hand come with any misfortune?

Knightred:
sorry u said


Where do u live

Knightred:
dude,she doesn't gat boobies

What so good about that

»JH«

Knightred:
why cant u create reasonable thread for once







Can u pls tell me your panties size
I will be so grateful if u can tell

Knightred:
Nigerian always localish,see themselves disgracing their country ,always behaving their village character wherever they go.smh.

Knightred:
sir am sorry to say that this thread is strictly for REAL MEN not for begger's


so can u pls, shu like a chicken shu shu

Knightred:
yeah, just like kevineleven own

So tiny

Knightred:
THERE HE GOES, THIS IDIOT JUST NEVER FAIL'S TO DISAPPOINTS!

Knightred:
Hope am not going to die

ebubenmuo:
Oya na let's roll

Sonnobax15:

Email me

WHY ARE U GAY SIR??(((no oofensce)))

Sonnobax15:

Email me

Rod67:
I also want to save this here, last night I was attacked, my bed is facing the windows, and also door, I left my door open with the curtains closed, first I had a thud sound, it felt like something felled, then I had the sound of two rats squealing and fighting, immediately my legs froze and I felt those tingling feelings and goosebumps all over, then I said inside me chai I don lose guard, immediately my curtains was about to be opened by this creature, my eyes was facing the door, so this thing creeped in his half head and I saw this wicked soul draining eyes it was a blue flames Colour, immediately I shouted Jesus jesus blood of Jesus then I woke up, I immediately on my light, open the curtains checked my corridor and saw hair strands, so this dream isn’t actually a dream.. this world self is deep….

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
After a close call , a miscarriage around early June , I decided to get a birth control shot 6 weeks ago , I started bleeding 3 weeks ago and my blood is still flowing , I thought it would stop but it seems to be getting heavier.

I live with my bf and its embarrassing , and if you're a woman you know that when you're seeing your period , your sweat has a stronger odour and thats why deodorant is a must.

I lost my job and I've been depending on my bf for a while , I have an interview tomorrow morning at a secondary school.

I have my bath at least 3 times a day but its as if I'm dirty , even because of cold I can bath more with hot water , its not helping.

I don't have pad or deodorant , anytime I ask him he's always complaining about food and he always has to provide food for both of us , and then if he accidentally spots a drop of blood on my underwear , like when I'm peeing , he starts to lecture me about my cleanliness making me feel dirty.

The other day he was tickling me and it came out again , he was so disgusted , I felt like sinking , I told him to stop but he didn't listen because he plays a lot , it smells like old blood and its thicker than normal period blood , start and stop .

I can change my underwear up to 3 times and still feel very dirty .

I'm going to the clinic to complain again tomorrow

Its like I'm bleeding deliberately , I'm very pale and weak right now but he makes me feel like I'm just acting pitiful

if at least I was always on pad , the stress would be less but I don't even have my own money , if I complain its like I'm ungrateful about other things

I'm tired , I just want my body back to normal

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
After a close call , a miscarriage around early June , I decided to get a birth control shot 6 weeks ago , I started bleeding 3 weeks ago and my blood is still flowing , I thought it would stop but it seems to be getting heavier.

I live with my bf and its embarrassing , and if you're a woman you know that when you're seeing your period , your sweat has a stronger odour and thats why deodorant is a must.

I lost my job and I've been depending on my bf for a while , I have an interview tomorrow morning at a secondary school.

I have my bath at least 3 times a day but its as if I'm dirty , even because of cold I can bath more with hot water , its not helping.

I don't have pad or deodorant , anytime I ask him he's always complaining about food and he always has to provide food for both of us , and then if he accidentally spots a drop of blood on my underwear , like when I'm peeing , he starts to lecture me about my cleanliness making me feel dirty.

The other day he was tickling me and it came out again , he was so disgusted , I felt like sinking , I told him to stop but he didn't listen because he plays a lot , it smells like old blood and its thicker than normal period blood , start and stop .

I can change my underwear up to 3 times and still feel very dirty .

I'm going to the clinic to complain again tomorrow

Its like I'm bleeding deliberately , I'm very pale and weak right now but he makes me feel like I'm just acting pitiful

if at least I was always on pad , the stress would be less but I don't even have my own money , if I complain its like I'm ungrateful about other things

I'm tired , I just want my body back to normal

Knightred:
hey kiddo, dont mistake me to be your father

am not your father

CassieSunshine:
All of the above mentioned

Noneroone:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/i-am-igbo-jamaican-reggae-icon-buju-banton-reveals/

HIS HEAD IS NOT CORRRRECT!!! ((no oofencsse))

Knightred:
Hey kiddo,go straight to the point and stop disturbing me u freaking idiot

do u need food

send me your account num,maybe i can consider sending you 4 dollar$ to buy cheese and crackers

AND STOP SPAMMIMG MY MENTIONS U IDIOT

Knightred:
what do you want from me hungry fool

Deprincess4321:
so Mr Sir that is trying to correct my pigin i wrote is here bomb blasting grammer for me? hahaha abeg no do maka laugh wit ur much tory,, whch one come be "edocate, and did ur teacher teach u to pronunce listening as listing? hahaha wahaeen la wit you no listing to "correct" english is far frm ur gin,rest

imampope:
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It happens and it can be very very very embarrassing. Sometimes the silence is so awkward that you feel like hiding your face.

Don’t worry, I’m here to show you how to put a stop to it.

Here is the thing; there is one way to keep a conversation flowing. Infact, this solution I’m about to give you would sound so simple that you might end up feeling “it’s too simple to work”

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Here it is.

FIX YOUR MENTALITY.

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This is very very important. No matter the tips I give you right here, if you don’t have this mentality I’m about to show you now then you will never have flowing conversation with girls.

So what mentality is it?

Here it is; How a conversation turns out doesn’t matter.

What do I mean.

Here is what I mean. Don’t worry too much about having a flowing conversation. Because you are worried about having a flowing conversation is the reason why you are not having a flowing conversation.

Don’t you get it?

I mean, think about it. When you are with your male friends, you are funny, you joke around them – the conversation flows. They love you. But when it comes to a girl, bam, you start getting tongue tied.

Why is this?

This is because, with your male friends – you don’t worry about having a flowing conversation and, as a result, you are relaxed. But when it comes to girls, because you are worried about what to say and what not to say, your brain shuts down.

So here is the thing; bro – talk to her like you talk to “your guys”.

Stop thinking of the next things to say. Focus on her, let what she says lead you to what next you will say.

When you start getting tongue tied, pause and ask yourself: “How I dey take talk to my guys”. Then when you get the picture, talk to her in that way.

It won’t chase her away, no fear. It will make her so attracted to you that you will get freaked out at how well it works.

I really want you to get this, if you really really get what I’m trying to tell you then you will never ever get tongue tied with a lady again.

Think about it; when you are with your men – you yab them when they do things you don’t like. You talk to them without fear of repercussion, you are more into enjoying the conversation than in trying to impress the girl. You joke, you jonse them, you ENJOY THE CONVERSATION.

You are not worried about having a flowing conversation. You just talk and enjoy yourself.

See, if a girl is always giving you one line – bone am, she is not worth your time. If you are with such a girl who is always giving you one lines when you are talking with her, leave her. It’s not your fault she is so boring. Tell her how boring she is and move on.

Here is the bottom line; if you can talk and behave the same way you behave around your friends with girls they would so so love hanging around you. Yes, it would be hard at first but with time you will become good at it.

When you are with a girl, the formular is to ask yourself: “How do I talk to my best friends”. When you bring the picture up in your head, start behaving and talking to her in that way…it’s that simple.

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Kevineleven:
I don't blame you, I blame your mother for giving birth to a worthless person like you.
If she had closed her useless cunt, there won't be a demon like you on the Internet dragging people.
Smelling Lowlife scum, from the dirty smelly cunt of a mad woman.
Stop mentioning me or you will die before your time, be warned.

kelvinn202:
There's this beautiful Calabar girl working close to my street,so I come reason with this babe to spend the night with me.weekend things na,sure odd...but to my surprise this Calabar girl no fit go pass 5 rounds of sex TDB.i say I just weak and I order enough dog meat from area 4 (dispatch) for her at least to still make her feel at home...but still this girl no fit nack pass 5 rounds,she just dull my weekend,so men just dey hype all this Calabar girls...

Ilamina:
And sometimes yoruba men

Igbo always win

Igbo kwenu!

Knightred:
so english is now a big deal for you right?

Jacktheripper:
I don’t even know who gave me the idea but I used to think marriage was like a delicious soup, a perfect mix of ingredients that, when cooked just right, becomes something greater than the sum of its parts.

Five years in…

I am starting to wonder if I have been served a plate of overcooked, burnt offerings instead.

Don't get me wrong o, I love my wife. Or at least, I'm pretty sure I still do.

It's just that lately,things with her feels like trying to hug a porcupine - painful, and leaving me wondering why I keep attempting it.

Why?

I usually drag myself through 12-hour shifts at work, working until my eyes blur, all to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table.

Meanwhile, my wife stays home with our son. It should be a fair division of labor, right?

Except lately, I feel like I'm working two full-time jobs: one at my work, and another cleaning up the messes my wife leaves in her wake.

Take last week, for instance…

I came home to find my son with a nasty bump on his forehead.

Well, my wife had been scrolling through TikTok videos while he climbed onto the kitchen counter and took a dive onto the tile floor.

When I suggested maybe she could pay a bit more attention, you'd think I'd accused her of trying to sacrifice our child to Moremi.

"Are you saying I'm a bad mother?" "Do you have any idea how hard it is to watch a toddler every second of every day?" she shouted at me like my manager at work.

I suggested it might be easier if she spent less time debating BBN housemates with her Twitter friends and more time, oh I don't know, actually watching our son. But I have learned that logic and my wife go together about as well as garri and palm oil.

Then there was the great stovetop incident of last month.

I came home to find the kitchen filled with smoke, my wife fanning at our glass-top stove with a dishcloth.

You won’t have guessed what happened.

Apparently, she decided to cook vegetables directly on the stovetop. No pot. No pan. Just leaves sizzling away on the glass surface.

"I was trying a new recipe!" she protested when I asked what in the name of the gods she was thinking. "The blog said to cook the vegetables on high heat!"

I took a deep breath like a supervisor when he had just finished listening to a terrible project defense, channeling the patience of a thousand ancestors. "Sweetheart," I said, as calmly as I could manage, "when recipes say that, they generally assume you're using some kind of cookware."

Her eyes narrowed. "Are you calling me stupid?"

And there it was.

The minefield I step into every time I try to address these... let's call them quirks. Any suggestion, no matter how gently phrased, is met with defensiveness sharper than my mother's best paring knife.

More often than not, I find myself lying awake at night, staring at the ceiling fan as it whirs above us.

I think about the bright-eyed girl I fell in love with, the one whose laugh could light up a room. I wonder where she went, and when she was replaced by this doppelganger who seems to view me as her personal enemy.

Some days, I feel the love I have for her slipping away, like sand through an hourglass.

I catch myself daydreaming about a life where I don't have to constantly be on guard like Arsenal supporters trying to defend why they have never won the UCL.

Where I can come home and relax instead of wondering what new disaster awaits me.

But then my son will come up to me, arms outstretched, babbling "Daddy!" And I'll see my wife eyes in his face, her smile on his lips.

In those moments, I remember why I fell in love with her in the first place.

She called earlier today, her voice tight with that usual tone that always spells trouble. "We need to talk," she said.

Those four words hang in the air as I write this on my laptop.

I know for sure when I get home that I will sit in the car for a long moment, gathering my courage. Whatever awaits me behind that door, I know it will test the very foundations of our marriage.

Sunnyrado:
Pease I am looking for shares to buy.. is there anyone out for now and how much per share..
Thank you

Sunnyrado:
Pease I am looking for shares to buy.. is there anyone out for now and how much per share..
Thank you

Deprincess4321:
i wanted replying nicely to ur comment,bt wen i saw Mrcork,i knew that itz a wast of time,so rest