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RomanceRe: A Letter To Myself! by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Dec 07, 2016
Boogee:
Mr Cork,why is your diiick so big I love the pictures
BOGEE LEAVE MY DIIIICK ALONE...DONT U HAVE SCHOOOOOOL HOMEWORK? undecided
RomanceRe: Rate My Abs (PICS) by MrCork: 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2016
Davidblen:
After Some Workout And Exercising The Result Came Out Pretty Good But Nairalanders Let Me Know Your Opinion
Insults Are Allowed
...jusssss currruiis...bro do you hav tapeworm? (No oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 7:28pm On Dec 07, 2016
Berlynn:
papikush thinks I am an albino sad ((true talk)))
..huh?
.wot kinda mechanic name is Papikush?... who he? Your boyfriend?
undecided
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2016
Sunkyphil:
i prefer dak skin no offeinss angry
do you hav a job? angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 6:48pm On Dec 07, 2016
Berlynn:
angry
... do you realize if those home base guys looooookat you...they would think you are halfcast...you should be happy! wink
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 6:47pm On Dec 07, 2016
ikp120:
Lolzzz grin grin grin

Try and see for yourself bro. grin grin grin

An average Ghanaian babe's voice can give you orgasm bro tongue tongue grin grin
Dyammmm true my niggggga...that's why nollywooood move to Ghana....Ghana women are said to be beauuuriigul an lightskin!! (True story) wink
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 6:33pm On Dec 07, 2016
Berlynn:
You think angry
...Sweery you are only 13% light skin and for some reason it's a passsssmark.....THANK ME LATER! ! wink
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 6:22pm On Dec 07, 2016
Papikush:
Bro, Berlynn is lightskinned and have Bobbi can I date her? Please advise
Berlynn is only 13% lightskin....STAND DOWN!' angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 5:55pm On Dec 07, 2016
KissChrix:
Yes I like em' undecided


I like em' black and yellow
tongue
angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 5:08pm On Dec 07, 2016
90% of nigerian guys settle with non nigerian women...except the light skin ones.

..DO THE MATHS!!
angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 4:50pm On Dec 07, 2016
KissChrix:
MrCork, na only you waka come? undecided


Your wahala is too much undecided
...my niggggga...be honest..so you like Nigerian women (except the lightskin ones)..and their gold digger attitude an can you date them?..be honest? undecided
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 4:40pm On Dec 07, 2016
Splinz:
There's nothing to google about. Saying "all men" is nothing but fallacy, cos I'm not among!
..thread said all men....you wunt understand until you reach 18years old (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 4:32pm On Dec 07, 2016
[quote author=ikp120 post=51718041]Nope.

Ghanaian babes are the sweetest tongue tongue[/quote
.

how? undecided
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 4:30pm On Dec 07, 2016
Splinz:
[s]

Fallacies.
CROSS CULTURE. ...GOOOOGLE IT!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 4:28pm On Dec 07, 2016
Berlynn:
^^^gadamiitttttt bro, you will never learrrrrn... Romance section is for chasssin women and not for advisseee..... ((no ofensseeee)) sad
^^^^see one of them.....as anyone noticed how she's try in to derail the thread? ((TRUTH HURTS)) undecided
RomanceAre Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 3:44pm On Dec 07, 2016
Although all men belief Nigerian women are known gold diggers (except the lightskin ones) & that we men prefer women from South Africa, Ghana,Seirrra Leon, Zimbabwe, Uganda plus Togo.... why do we all agree & why is this true? ..pls advise! angry
CrimeRe: Food Stuff And Condom Thief Caught In My Area by MrCork: 2:38pm On Dec 07, 2016
[quote author=sollybaby post=51715935][/color]



[color=#000099]^^^ are you one of those home base people that burn people for stealing rice?? ((SHAME))..no oofense
undecided
CrimeRe: Food Stuff And Condom Thief Caught In My Area by MrCork: 2:08pm On Dec 07, 2016
...we dont do those kinnnnda $hit hear in london. undecided
CrimeRe: Food Stuff And Condom Thief Caught In My Area by MrCork: 2:07pm On Dec 07, 2016
piperson:
this robber was caught while trying to steal food stuffs, packet of condom,

after he successfully collected #52,000 and a dell inspiron laptop

he then try to collect a packet of condom that was under the bed of his victim, the victim realised something was moving on his body and grabbed him by his hand

the victim even said the robber tried to unzip his trouser

and try to suck on his penis

(I don't believe that part sha)

they gave the robber some strokes and have alerted security operatives to handle the matter

#sayNOtojunglejustice
..WOT THA HELL IS WRONG WIT YOU BABARICK HOMEBASE PEOPLE FOR GOD'S SAKE...SERRRIOULLY...so you want to kill guy for stealing condddum...abi?...how on earth is he sopppose to fukk??...YOU BUSH PEOPLE! !(no ofense) angry
RomanceRe: My Gf Wants 1k Per Day For Feeding And She's Not Working. Should I Quit? by MrCork: 10:44am On Dec 07, 2016
meekyrozzay:
dark skin
..SEND HER PACKING! ! angry
RomanceRe: WOW...Great news for black women!!! by MrCork(op): 10:41am On Dec 07, 2016
booqee:
here she goes again! Are u seeing ur period?? Pls advice
^^^and finally..this one can change color! cheesy
SportsRe: NFF Can't Pay The Super Falcons Due To The Recession by MrCork: 1:04am On Dec 07, 2016
ellacute45:
You quoted the wrong person grin
ok..if you not a racist than prove it...let me mate with you undecided
CelebritiesRe: See This Hilarious Picture About Pogba's Transfer Nsfer Deal by MrCork: 12:54am On Dec 07, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Well.. I guess it might be true grin grin grin.... after all, he's been too useles cry
^^^^kaiiii see boooobsi cheesy
RomanceRe: Asking Your Girlfriend Questions Like This Isn't Caring !! by MrCork: 12:51am On Dec 07, 2016
lady2lady:
For guys that think caring is by asking your Girlfriend questions like :

1)Have You Eaten?

2) Have You Taken Your Bath?

3)Did You Sleep Well?

4)How Was Your Night?

5)Did You Go Out Today?

6)Where Are You Now?

7)Hope You're Fine?

No No No No !!

I think you should improve and ask questions like this :

1)Should I Get You Some FoodStuffs?

2)What Type Of Soap And Cream Should I Get For You?

3)Do You Need Some Money To Change Your Wardrobe?

4)Should I send You Some Money For Checkup?

5)Should I Take You Out,Which Restaurant Would You Like Us To Go To?


So My Dear Lover Boys !! .. Improve oh ..
My Fellow Pretty Ladies,How Do You See It ??
angry
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 10:50pm On Dec 06, 2016
midehill:
it rili hurts badly 4 u to b chatting a girl on social media...nd dae don't respond...what the Bleep do dae mean by DAT... my question 4 today z why do girls act DAT way... gelz pls comment
...women ignore you? angry
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 10:48pm On Dec 06, 2016
midehill:
it rili hurts badly 4 u to b chatting a girl on social media...nd dae don't respond...what the Bleep do dae mean by DAT... my question 4 today z why do girls act DAT way... gelz pls comment
angry
RomanceRe: I Did Drugs Because She Aborted The Pregnancy by MrCork:
Airforce1:
Life as a young student of kings college was fun and tough.

i was so focused with my studies till that beautiful night i and my friends sneaked out for valentine night with girl friends.

i remember had so many drinks that night with my girl.
i was loaded so i rented a room at blue next hotel with my girl .. We were both drunk which resulted to unprotected sex.

that night was crazy and fun.
everything went on fine till a month later she (my girl) discovered she was pregnant.

wow i was scared because i was just 19 and she was 17 .. So i took her for a test, the result confirmed truly she was pregnant.

so she asked me "what are we gonna do"?

i got no answer to her question so i called my elder in united states for advice.
he scolded me but insisted i take full responsibility.

i weren't satisfied with what he said so i called my sister in Hong Kong. She scolded me but asked me to make sure she didn't abort the baby.

i wanted my girl to keep the pregnancy but she was scared her dad was gonna kill her and said their was no way she could keep the baby even after i had promised her to take full responsibility.


3 days later, she called to tell me she had aborted the pregnancy.

i was emotionally traumatised.

i weeped for days in school till my friends started giving me something they believed would make me forget about my girl and the pregnancy shiit.

i was cool cool with dem substances till i got addicted.

crazy world we live in.


but happy today i was able to break out of the drug chain.

i had since forgotten about the girl and the pregnancy she aborted.


that says it all.

thanks for your time.
..bro are you related to mamagee? undecided
RomanceRe: HELP!! My Girlfriend Wears Fake Butt..is it right to break up with her? by MrCork: 8:02pm On Dec 06, 2016
klassykute:
olodo mk i fuvck foam abi
bro are you a virrrgin?... so you rather sleep with man than women.. (shame) undecided
RomanceRe: HELP!! My Girlfriend Wears Fake Butt..is it right to break up with her? by MrCork: 6:41pm On Dec 06, 2016
klassykute:
am short of words to explain how i feel right now...

I came across this girl 10 months ago,she looked so beautiful and complete. normal thing i asked to be her friend . and i fell for her after a short time so i summoned courage to tell her how i feel. truth be told i love her so much to the extent it took her 7 months to say yes to me.... immediately o started to work towards a very serious relationship.. i was carried away by her assets.. (beauty and curves)... just to show how serious i was if she asked for money i will double the amount and give it her..
SADDEST day of my life came after i told her to cum visit me after two months of our relationship... she agreed to come yesterday but could not make it so she came today.. looking so beautiful and all shaped up i couldn't get my eyes off her. long story short she came in kissed me and we started talking. step by step i held her and started a soft pre-intimacy then slowly kissing her.she did not resist but as my hand decelerated to her butt she said know she wasn't ready.i was so hell bent on touching her curves as if my life depends on it, but she wouldn't allow me. so i gave it up..so quick the end of her visit came i asked for a hug and se stood up to hug me then i held her tight and quickly my hand went to her butt as i pressed it all i felt was A BIG ROUND FORMING something . i wasnt sure what it is wanting to confirm i then used my to hand to confirm and behold it was the same thing on both side..instantly i lost the urge to touch her she noticed and did not say a word till she left.. i couldn't look at her while i was going to drop her... now i feel betrayed and broken, i can't look at her phone number nor her pic . i need advice as to what to do, WHAT SHOULD I
...bro which kind questions be this?.. can't you nyansh then Butt? .I GIVE UP!! (no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 6:23pm On Dec 06, 2016
FortuneTeller:
MrCork's mindset is the result of white supremacy. He hates being black because the white man has trained him like a monkey to believe it is a curse on his life. I pity any African who cannot appreciate his/here own beauty. While Africa is the origin of every person on this earth, it has somehow because a disease to the people of God. White man you have done your job well of making blacks across the world feel inferior.
..and how can I dislike black women when am a plaYA an I chase lightskin chicks?...wot kinda teller are u? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 6:19pm On Dec 06, 2016
FortuneTeller:
MrCork's mindset is the result of white supremacy. He hates being black because the white man has trained him like a monkey to believe it is a curse on his life. I pity any African who cannot appreciate his/here own beauty. While Africa is the origin of every person on this earth, it has somehow because a disease to the people of God. White man you have done your job well of making blacks across the world feel inferior.
...sweery but how can you be a fortune teller and you are Dakskin?...you need flyin carpet?? (No oofense) angry
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 5:17pm On Dec 06, 2016
JLopez:
sad
..you want me to teach you how to toast you? undecided

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