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RomanceRe: Can U Do This In Public by MrCork: 2:49pm On Dec 02, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
[size=38pt]YES[/size] grin
^^^^ the village girls kisses any tin (no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On Dec 02, 2016
5minsmadness:
All these light skin girls no even dey good in bed. Na to lie doen like log of wood dey shout "Take it easy...Take it easy! " dem sabi angry
...bro don't worry...we fill yor pain..when you find job..you will under stand them! (No ooofense) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2016
...anyways bacccckto the Sergio topic...Dakskin ladies. .pls hav patience undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 12:29pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
[size=15pt]English teacher on strike in that village of yours undecided. Agrrrrresive ko, kongresssive ni undecided[/size]
....pls go bakkkko Ghana an stop derailing our Nigerian nairalan!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
[size=15pt]Because you look like a village cat looking so mean to kill her aunty undecided[/size]
oooooo God....can immmmmigration pls take this girl away??...she too agrrrresive angry
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Repented Prostitute? by MrCork: 10:02am On Dec 02, 2016
ohn1759:
Can You Marry A Repented Prostitute?

Can you walk down the aisle with a self-confessed and repented aristo? Men! I'm seeing this poo rearing its ugly head before me. Even if I forgive her for Love's sake, will my parents and entire extended family forgive her?
#Palmgossip.
...lightskin cheesy

Or


Dakskin? angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 10:00am On Dec 02, 2016
Diddyydiva:
soo youuu saing all darrrk skil shold warship light skin... Your head liike ghana coconut...((no offense)) undecided
^^^^ you see them?...Dududiva...kindly explain to the panel why you tryinna derail another nice thread about light skin females? undecided
RomanceWhy Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:27am On Dec 02, 2016
...ok...it's about time we address a this issue simply becuxzzz all men prefer light skin females..I lie?....anyways..

1. Everyt time I date light skin women.. I get hate mails from chicks all over . (True story) angry

2. Everyy time we create lovely thread for lightskin females...Dakskin female derail it...I lie? angry

3. Every time lightskin female ressspod to threads on nairaland nicely....Dakskin females derail the thread..I lie? angry

And 4.. and last week..one dakskin chick punture my (£400) tyre simply becuzzzz I gave her lightskin aunty my number ...(so wot if ama plaYA) undecided


WHY....Pls ..WHY?...we dont gerrrrrrit
undecided
RomanceRe: Mature Ladies Only, Let's Discuss. by MrCork(op): 7:52am On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
oh my God, give this guy brain. Amen
....thread claerly say mature ladies. ...ARE YOU MATURE?? ...goat!@(no oofennse) angry
RomanceRe: What Is Racism by MrCork: 2:35am On Dec 02, 2016
Adudavidlee:
RACISM is when you select white clothes to wash first before the black ones on your laundry.
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Say "NO" to racism. Wash them together. grin grin
...bro ask Ellacute45....she a nazi racist Nigerian who refuse to mate wit black men....she said black men look banaric undecided
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Gay People. .. by MrCork(op): 2:34am On Dec 02, 2016
[color=#00cccc]Hey uhm.....who's that girl?
And were is she getting those screenshots?
[/color]
angry
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Gay People. .. by MrCork(op): 2:30am On Dec 02, 2016
Fabulocity:
Mrcork, you're so fuckkinngg gay!!! So, you go around checking all the male profiles of nairaland, correct? You're looking for gay partner, correct? How would you know 89% of nairaland males are skinny? You're GAY and we don't want gay people on nairaland((no offeinse)) angry
.bro .are you Gay activist? ...but why are Gay activists angry at me? undecided
FamilyRe: Early marriage advantages {for Women And Men} Must Read by MrCork: 2:14am On Dec 02, 2016
ellacute45:
grin funny cheesy
..ok..let me mate wit you and you will no longer be regarded as a Nazi racist who hate your own kind....juses one round smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do People Say I'm Bad Ass? by MrCork: 2:07am On Dec 02, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why do people say I'm bad ass

For some of you who don't know what it is, go look it up.[/color]
mamagee<<<<<<< fine sexxxxccy sweet sugar lips light skin mama....thank God she ain't Nigerian cheesy
RomanceRe: I Went On The Date!!! by MrCork:
pweetixandy:
okay, about a week ago I created this- https://www.nairaland.com/3482203/want-go-date-random-guy



now, I got about 32 private messages (all those guys who had only bad things to say- in ur face suckers!!). All I wanted was to see a movie with a nice guy and go home, and I got just that. okay, so we did filmhouse and not Ozone. The guy is just a normal guy(not fine but attractive), funny and whimsy. we will definitely have subsequent dates. he is from my tribe, which made it feel better. To the other guys I didn't choose, I'm sorry.


some wanted more than just a date, some offered to take me out to a nice place and stuff. but safety first. I just wanted to be in a familiar place.



and oh...he paid for my tickets and popy smiley


now, this gives a better understanding to what Toke said, "kiss a stranger". she didn't necessarily mean go about kissing random strangers. sometimes a date with a random guy would suffice. kissing a stranger isn't bad too smiley but no one night stands,...whatever
...so a guy use her energy to take you to cinema but you dint giv him punnnnny Be cozzzzz u are 32years old. ..correct...YOU WILL BE BAN ON NAIRALAND FOR 6MONTH!! (No oofensse) angry
RomanceRe: I Went On The Date!!! by MrCork: 2:01am On Dec 02, 2016
pweetixandy:
okay, about a week ago I created this- https://www.nairaland.com/3482203/want-go-date-random-guy



now, I got about 32 private messages (all those guys who had only bad things to say- in ur face suckers!!). All I wanted was to see a movie with a nice guy and go home, and I got just that. okay, so we did filmhouse and not Ozone. The guy is just a normal guy(not fine but attractive), funny and whimsy. we will definitely have subsequent dates. he is from my tribe, which made it feel better. To the other guys I didn't choose, I'm sorry.


some wanted more than just a date, some offered to take me out to a nice place and stuff. but safety first. I just wanted to be in a familiar place.



and oh...he paid for my tickets and popy smiley


now, this gives a better understanding to what Toke said, "kiss a stranger". she didn't necessarily mean go about kissing random strangers. sometimes a date with a random guy would suffice. kissing a stranger isn't bad too smiley but no one night stands,...whatever
angry
RomanceRe: Sad Mood...console Me Plz. by MrCork: 12:56am On Dec 02, 2016
Ifakiland:
I just broke up with my main chick...so painful because she has a "bomb" pvssy and she's got skills.
My second-in-command gf aint so endowed....so hurt rite now....so so hurt.
...bro..try Ellacute45....she dates anytin smiley
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op):
FortuneTeller:
You poor fool. I have never had an issue with my color. God gave me all this beautiful melanin. I am married to a wonderful man who has taken me abroad and blessed me greatly. The white man has destroyed your mind, your esteem and your honor. I pity you. Self hate is a disease and mental illness, but also the result from centuries of being beat down and told you are nothing. I pray that God helps you to find peace in your life.
^^^^we givvvvup on black women! angry
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op):
FortuneTeller:
You poor fool. I have never had an issue with my color. God gave me all this beautiful melanin. I am married to a wonderful man who has taken me abroad and blessed me greatly. The white man has destroyed your mind, your esteem and your honor. I pity you. Self hate is a disease and mental illness, but also the result from centuries of being beat down and told you are nothing. I pray that God helps you to find peace in your life.
..^^^^^ but why is she angry cozxxx she ain't lightskin? undecided
RomanceRe: Why I Don't Like Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 11:08pm On Dec 01, 2016
donnybee:
Oops! I'm not a Ghanaian. Ama proud Nigerian grin
angry
RomanceRe: Why I Don't Like Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2016
[quote author=donnybee post=51555966][/quote]^^^^ this doney is proud Ghana woman...we love Ghana women! cheesy
RomanceRe: Why I Don't Like Nigerian Girls by MrCork: 10:17pm On Dec 01, 2016
Airforce1:
Nigerian girls are not romantic.

Nigerian girls are lazy and thirsty.

Nigerian girls hates her boyfriend's mom and got this crazy idea of wan tie you down with pregnancy.

Nigerian girls are pretentious.

girls in my crib love my swagg and style.
all i want from them is friendship but all they want is worthless sex.

girls kill dreams.

my mom once told me son, to be successful in life, you've got to pretend like women don't exist.
(true)

may God save us from karashikas.
^^^^best thread since 2002....we agree!! wink
RomanceRe: My Pre-wedding Photos by MrCork: 10:15pm On Dec 01, 2016
sniperwolf:
I'm getting married to my belle, let me join the trend by dropping my pre-wedding photos.
Date: 30th December 2016
I wish myself all the blessings of marriage
...she's lightskin...this is fotoshop!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: How True Is This Picture.. (PIX) by MrCork: 10:13pm On Dec 01, 2016
vchykp:
Have you ever fallen victim/guilty of this..?



grin grin grin





##rubbishMEHN##
..my niggggga...did you jusssss waste my importantative London time to visit this Mongostupidalick film and thread...am jusses about to hav dinnner angry
RomanceRe: How True Is This Picture.. (PIX) by MrCork: 10:10pm On Dec 01, 2016
vchykp:
Have you ever fallen victim/guilty of this..?



grin grin grin





##rubbishMEHN##
angry
RomanceRe: Mature Ladies Only, Let's Discuss. by MrCork(op): 9:36pm On Dec 01, 2016
[..anyway ladies...the fact remains that I have a reputation of lasting 5 hour non stop an ladies...guess what?... I cuuuummm like thunder..you don't beliv...jusssss ask any babe!! (((True story)) wink
RomanceRe: Mariah Carey Nipple Slip Out Of Her Bra At The Beach (photos) 18+ by MrCork: 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2016
lola024:
The super singer was seen frolicking on the beach with her new boyfriend/dancer, 30 year old Bryan Tanaka….and then this happened… see below

I CAN ONLY DISPLAY A PICTURE.. I don't wanna get banned..... see more pictures here

Mariah Carey nipple slip out of her bra at the beach (photos) 18+
...kaiiiii...am In love!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Mature Ladies Only, Let's Discuss. by MrCork(op): 8:48pm On Dec 01, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]that's kindly smiley........i dont want it[/color]
^^^^^THANK GOD..FINALLLKY...A NICE LADY!! wink
RomanceRe: Mature Ladies Only, Let's Discuss. by MrCork(op): 8:47pm On Dec 01, 2016
Fabulocity:
Come outta the closet already and we gonno soppot you((true talk)). How many male profiles have you jerked off checked out today? smiley
^^^^thread said mature ladies.....my nigggga..pls come bank ok when you grow beards!! (No oofense) undecided

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