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RomanceRe: The Iamnawty And Misshatey Silly Mentions by MrCork: 9:55pm On Dec 02, 2016
Goroz:
May osun rape you to coma angry
.ok so..you hav Gonorea an then you call you' call your sef Gono...who do you tink your fooooolin?... you tink we wunt find out??..BUY a CONDDDOM undecided
RomanceRe: The Iamnawty And Misshatey Silly Mentions by MrCork:
Goroz:
May osun rape you to coma angry
...you hav Gonorea an then you call you' call your sef Gono...who do you tink your fooooolin?... you tink we aunt find out??..BUY A CONDDDOM undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:51pm On Dec 02, 2016
Raine80:
The fact that you use the term "half caste" when referring to people shows which level you function....
^^^^^Arhhha..there she goes..so the Dakskin in you is now comin out..abi?.. so you hate half cast females becuzxxx they are light skin & they look white & every man went white woman?....CANT YOU SHANGE COLOR & BE HAPPY?...serrriosly...we give up! undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:48pm On Dec 02, 2016
LeFreakSoChic:
Yes, I am upset.
I'm human. Are you?
....so you upset becuzzzz you are Dakskin..correct...they don't sell bleach in your area?.. don't you want men to chase you?..dont you waannna be baurrriful? (No ofense ) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:43pm On Dec 02, 2016
Raine80:
In the Sudan,Somalia and most areas with a Berber population the women are dark and no one has hang ups regarding the shade of their skin ...says a lot about certain societies.
..which geography rubbbbish are you talking about?...then how's come the Sudan and Somali chicks hear in London are half cast & lightskin....and they 10times more beaurrrifull than Nigerian women! (True story )? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2016
Raine80:
In the Sudan,Somalia and most areas with a Berber population the women are dark and no one has hang ups regarding the shade of their skin ...says a lot about certain societies.
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2016
LeFreakSoChic:
Oh shut it! You are part of the problem.
Making dark skinned ladies feel kess human hereby resorting to peel their skins with harmful substances.
Anything for FP. Just shut the Bleep up.
^^^real ladies to not swaaaar...this one clearly from the village.. isssssit my fault you ain't lightskin? Can't you change color? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:33pm On Dec 02, 2016
LeFreakSoChic:
Oh shut it! You are part of the problem.
Making dark skinned ladies feel kess human hereby resorting to peel their skins with harmful substances.
Anything for FP. Just shut the Bleep up.
^^^ i think shes upset! undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:25pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
Make sure you complete your meds tonight cork angry.

I am naturally black and I love it kiss

Keep looking for your imaginary bleached ugly looking girls undecided
you not beautiful on less you change your color...you no it & I no it..no man will loooookat you except mechanic angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 9:24pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
Make sure you complete your meds tonight cork angry.

I am naturally black and I love it kiss

Keep looking for your imaginary bleached ugly looking girls undecided
^^^^^atitude...an then she complain she can't find man on nairaland(goat) undecided
RomanceRe: The Spirit Spoke To Me - Behold Your Wife Is A Romancelander! (pic included) by MrCork: 9:09pm On Dec 02, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:
mtcheewew
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^^^^spirit. ..they all ways say mtwchewe undecided
NYSCRe: Meet The Most Handsome Corper In Abia State! (trending) by MrCork: 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2016
DeBlessedOne:
Pictures of this young cute looking male corper have gone viral on the internet! He currently serves in Abia State and is also an Artist. The ladies will love this one! What do you think?
hand some how?....do you people were sun shade at night? (No ooofense) undecided
RomanceRe: The Iamnawty And Misshatey Silly Mentions by MrCork: 8:55pm On Dec 02, 2016
Goroz:
They always mention each other stupidly like kids still in their_ moronic stage. angry I'm glad the eyesore has ceased grin
Gono... Gonorea?...we give up undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 8:52pm On Dec 02, 2016
...QUESTION. ..WHY DO KELLY ROLAND HATE BEYANSI?....EXACTLY! !!!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 8:50pm On Dec 02, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
ooh, you want to see my bae... grin
..my nigggga...she's lightskin undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 8:48pm On Dec 02, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
ooh, you want to see my bae... grin
...kaiiiii see booooobsi cheesy

who told you she's Nigerian an how will you find money to maintain her type...selling petrol? (No oofeense)
undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
I'm a married woman bro cool
..yeaaavwe belief you... you are marriyed to 2pac..you salomentalick sunforrikama (wot ever that means)...anyways the moral of the thread is *change your color.*. angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Dec 02, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
lol. Im able to tell my preference because i dated light skins before and they are beautiful to look at but my need in bed is beyond beauty, they are not as delightfully satisfactory in bed as dark skin girls.

grin grin. Chidinma. Thats my bae. cheesy
....cool..who she?..is she lightskin? smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 6:49pm On Dec 02, 2016
Fabulocity:
....move this gandroliduduphobic thread to jokes section joor!!!((no offense). angry
..our Christmas wish is for father Christmas to fart in your mouth so you stop naggin undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 6:47pm On Dec 02, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
Im an exceptjon to men liking light skin ladies.
If you are lighter than Chidinma you dont stand a chance with me. grin

#teamchidinma
...who is chimama?...ok so you never dated light skin female in your life...correct. ?...bro I will link you up wit Onstelly...she dates anytin smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 6:41pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
[size=15pt]I don't go to market angry. It's called Walmart undecided[/size]
...oh really...so you hav wall mat there in Lagos...abi?...you confuse immigrant...my nigggga..if you lie again ehhhh....you will pasonaly be deported from Nigeria to ghana plus 6 month ban on nairaland!! ((Real talk)) angry
RomanceRe: Babymama Stabbed Babydady & Wants Him Dead (Photos) by MrCork: 5:53pm On Dec 02, 2016
AdoraAmadi:
Godson just shared his story on Instagram:

This lady is really a devil ... I have been taking care of this bitch for one and half years now .. paying her bills and everything .. I have prove for everything cause I know after this she will say her own side of the story ....

the girl had a baby for me then want to turn me to mungun (fool) and started acting funny after she gave birth to the baby I tried a lot and all my best to work things out for both of us but bitch will Always act like one ..

am giving her 15,000 naira every Monday cause of the baby she had for me and this fool still call me useless man cause i ain't ready to let her turn me to fool ... she gave birth to the baby last year December 11th and since then I have been paying 22,500naira every
month for the baby day care fee for a year now ..

so this last week this bitch came back from school and told me have to pay December fees from November and I told her I don't have any money now that whenever I have am going to pay it .. not knowing this bitch been paying 5500 naira every month for the baby day care after am giving her own money 15k naira per week ( every damn Monday ) so I decided to call the day care last weekend and talk to the person incharge of the day care and the woman told me it was just 5500 my baby been paying for the day care ..

I was so shocked and I did not say a shit I told this girl I don't have a any money to give her again and the bitch stabbed me with knife then lock the door from the back telling me she wants me dead ..

my friend was there inside house with us ...I wanted to make calls and tell people what's going on In the house she collected my phone and brake the screen..
this bitch frustrated me she wanted me to raise my hand on her so that she can be telling her fake was friends am a woman beater .. I did not do anything or say a shit .. she left the house i went to the hospital ..

after 2 days she back to the house with one of her family member and they packed my things In the house .. I did not say a shit I called my parents and told them what happened they told me not to ever do anything sily ..bitch i thought j would be begging her cause.

please repost this .. cause this bitch is saying shit around telling her friends what am not .... I want all of them to read this before they started judging me ... bitch told her friends she's the owner of all the things she packed in my house without having any receipt...I pray all her friends read this and she say her side of the story too ..

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/12/babymama-stabs-man-Godson-domestic-violence.html
..why are Nigerian women all ways stabbbbin people. ..seriously...white women will never do that $hit undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 5:47pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
We don't know you in London either angry
...why are you derailing the thread?...don't you have market to gotto? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 5:22pm On Dec 02, 2016
TashaGirl:
[size=15pt]We don't know you in Nig angry sad[/size]
...correction...am in London. ..you ever been London? ..*NOPE* ..
I ront tink so!!
angry
RomanceRe: How To Train Ur Gf/wife Etc.... by MrCork: 4:51pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ifakiland:
Girls are like a pet...they need training to suit ur specifications. They reaction positively to "reward" before doing anything for u...just same way a pet dog does.
For her to av sex with u, u got to give her a reward, for her to do d cleaning uve got to give her a reward.
Also just like a pet, dey can also easily be deceived....cos 90% of them are dumb. I don't subscribe to physical harm...but ure so allowed to emotionally mess up ur gal to ur specifications. Here are d steps in doing dat:
1) Don't ever tell her she's beautiful.
2) UnCloth her like u wanna av sex, hiss den walk up.
3) Call her once a week.
4) Never tell her u love her, show her she doesn't deserve love.
5) Don't allow her touch u during sex.
6) Never introduce her to friends.
7) Invite her on a date and don't show up.
Do all dis and u'll av a gal who looks up to u as a master...her Lord....den wen ure through with her, dump her for some nice guy to pick up and go hunt for anoda "slave gal" to train.
They love it....they usually won't leave u or let u go.
....we're you born in a zoo?...eddddddiot boy! undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 4:46pm On Dec 02, 2016
MsDelilah:
None taken, cos I'm not dark.
...you lie...prooooooofit...show us your booooobsi undecided
RomanceRe: How To Toast Lightskin Females... The Technique! by MrCork(op): 4:25pm On Dec 02, 2016
[quote author=MsDelilah post=51575249][/quote]^^^^^ this one muss be dakskin....they usualy trouble maker(no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Dakskin Females Always Hate Lightskin Females?? by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On Dec 02, 2016
Smellymouth:
kindly carry your moaning to jokes section jorr....Romance section strictly for chasin females!![(no oofense)..
^^^^ trying hard to be funny...too hard undecided
RomanceRe: Light Skin Females Dark Skin Females: ..the Final Debate. by MrCork(op): 3:01pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ellacute45:
my Gosh..Mr Cork..great picture...your di*k dyammm too big..serioosly!!undecided
^^^^ but why is she all ways tryna derail threads talkin about my d**k size??.. W0MEN!! undecided
RomanceRe: Light Skin Females Dark Skin Females: ..the Final Debate. by MrCork(op): 2:57pm On Dec 02, 2016
Ellacute45:
my Gosh..Mr Cork..great picture...your di*k dyammm too big..serioosly!!undecided
...awwww thanks babes..I no. ..thats so romantic..Thank u wink
RomanceRe: Can U Do This In Public by MrCork: 2:54pm On Dec 02, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
And the village boi is back from a looking house arrest tongue
. Ok .so are you say in you will kisssssme becuzzzz am a Londoner or becuzzzzzz I drive £28.000 (cash) range rover spot? wink
RomanceRe: Help A Sister In Dire Need Of Advice by MrCork: 2:52pm On Dec 02, 2016
donnybee:
Good evening guys. Mtcheeew...I don't even know where to start from undecided . Ehn ehn, there's one guy like dat. We dated few months ago and we broke up 2 months after(Chai!).

Cause of the break up oo: We kinda went under each other's underwear along the line buh there was this day he suddenly called and said he never knew I was an infection carrier, an evil being bla bla bla. With fear, I went to the hospital almost immediately to check myself up....There was nothing oo, I was as clean as Olive(An excuse to get me out of his life I guess).

The koko of the matter is that, after he left me, infact I think about him almost every time. This obsession is becoming a "not ordinary tin". I see his face on every guy's face. I smell him everywhere I go. I...I.....infact I think abt him most times

There was a time I tried to forget about him, thinking that he actually bewitched me and I could get rid of his charms if i stopped thinking about him but .....No.

My question is, wat could be d cause of this obsession and how can i get rid of it. I've never been into a guy as such

Help a sister oo... E jo
...ok so infect him an you want us to save you...correct?... Do we looooooklike clinic? (No ooofense) angry

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