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morhjee:
Please am I d only one who noticed dat this thing cant spell money correctly.... Talk less of spelling offence
Oma ga oo
Lerra this one wee say hes doing babe
Tcheeew

morhjee:
Please am I d only one who noticed dat this thing cant spell money correctly.... Talk less of spelling offence
Oma ga oo
Lerra this one wee say hes doing babe
Tcheeew

Adetaio:
Not knwing u ,i can conclude about all ur qualities...womanizng ,ilitracy,stupidity,ignorance,above all lack of home training..and u know wat Nigerians does nt ave all dis bad qualities

holuwharsheun2:
I swear down,u re really sick upstairs,why didn't u finish ur treatment at yaba left before running 2 d UK?

0079jaBond:
guy, can you just shut the eff up? You're derailing this thread for crying out loud.
Seeing ur irrelevant comments makes me want to pull the trigger on u. Just stop it please, will u? Thank u

Adetaio:
as spoken by d wise....silence is d best answer for a fool lyk u....lemme also teach u minding ur rate of ilitracy ...disgrace ends the pride one's ego

jonaifame22:
Yesterday I was at my shop when a gal came in cos I iïhave added some features to my shop, like passport photograph and photo copying and advert has gone out and it's cheap and unbeatable in price and a lot of people have been coming in to patronise me, so yesterday one sweet damsel came in2 my shop to patronise me, she wanted to snap a passport photograph, so she applied powder and I showed her where she'll stand and she positioned herself and while I was abt taking her photograph, my mind concentrated on her beauty, chai she was so fine, and since I've been born and now I'm getting old I have never seen any gal as fine as her, her skin is so flawless she cld pass for one of those models used to advertise soaps and cosmetics, infact I began to believe right on the spot that man was created in the image of God.

After I finished snapping her pictures, she tried dusting some of the powder that spilled over to her chest that was when my 30,000 mega pixel eyes caught sight of her large breasts, chai they were so large and so big that I thought I was standing in front of laveda, if not because the gal was light in complexion I wld never have been convinced that it isn't laveda who has come to patronise me.

Chai my mouth began to water and then as she was abt to leave and she faced the door and and walked past me, I saw her big titanic sized yansh and my sex drive literally raced and hit a big tree and I wondered to myself that will this lady ever find her size of pant in the market or maybe she has a special tailor that sews pants for her after measuring her yansh for her wth a measuring tape.


In my mind I was troubled and I felt like calling her back as she walked and her yansh shook all around her waist region as she moved, I felt like dying there and then all of a sudden, I looked for a scope to get talking wth her and then I asked for her number and she said " you want my number right, I know why you want my number,it's cos of what you see, I know that very well, and then I knew that she has caught me already so sharply, I put on my garment of lies and I told her that, i'm actually in2 event management also aside the barbing and I wld want her to work as one of the ushers whenever an event comes up and she looked at me frm head to toe and then gave me her number.



If she had not giving me her number, I wld have asked her this simple questions

1) Sister why are u wicked like this?

2)Sister will u tell me that u dnt know that wat u're carrying is enuff to make men gain an automatic qualification in2 the pit of hell?

3)Sister do u know that it is because of people like you that jesus christ said that if our eyes will cause us to sin we should pluck it off and if we are to follow is scriptural injunction, do you know that cos of people like you nigeria will be full of blind men?

4) Sister but why? Ehn why, why are you wicked like this

5) Do you know how many men this ur sexy body cld have caused to commit fornication in their heart wth you, and thereby blotting there name frm the book of life and into the book of eternal damnation?

And jus as I was pondering over all those questions the spirit of lust came in and told me that I should be wise and not act stvpid, instead I should try and complement her and who knows we cld be pals and frm there we cld date and frm there she cld part her legs for me like the red sea and I will have a safe passage through her red sea like moses.


Chai I really like this gal, I can do anything to have her as my gal or even my wife, I dnt care how much I'll spend to entice her but I'll still spend it, whether she likes me for the money or for me it doesn't concern me. so far I mark register wth her too, I'll be pleased for ever, I know she 's very sweet cos I calculated her sweetness wth my scientific mathematical calculator of sex and my calculator gave me an answer that her body. Contains over 1000 cubes of sugar that means if I spend six months wth her I'll get diabetes cos of her sweetness, but I dnt mind I'll damn the consequences and get her as my wife for life, so help me god.

jonaifame22:
Yesterday I was at my shop when a gal came in cos I have added some features to my shop, like passport photograph and photo copying and advert has gone out and it's cheap and unbeatable in price and a lot of people have been coming in to patronise me, so yesterday one sweet damsel came in2 my shop to patronise me, she wanted to snap a passport photograph, so she applied powder and I showed her where she'll stand and she positioned herself and while I was abt taking her photograph, my mind concentrated on her beauty, chai she was so fine, and since I've been born and now I'm getting old I have never seen any gal as fine as her, her skin is so flawless she cld pass for one of those models used to advertise soaps and cosmetics, infact I began to believe right on the spot that man was created in the image of God.

After I finished snapping her pictures, she tried dusting some of the powder that spilled over to her chest that was when my 30,000 mega pixel eyes caught sight of her large breasts, chai they were so large and so big that I thought I was standing in front of laveda, if not because the gal was light in complexion I wld never have been convinced that it isn't laveda who has come to patronise me.

Chai my mouth began to water and then as she was abt to leave and she faced the door and and walked past me, I saw her big titanic sized yansh and my sex drive literally raced and hit a big tree and I wondered to myself that will this lady ever find her size of pant in the market or maybe she has a special tailor that sews pants for her after measuring her yansh for her wth a measuring tape.


In my mind I was troubled and I felt like calling her back as she walked and her yansh shook all around her waist region as she moved, I felt like dying there and then all of a sudden, I looked for a scope to get talking wth her and then I asked for her number and she said " you want my number right, I know why you want my number,it's cos of what you see, I know that very well, and then I knew that she has caught me already so sharply, I put on my garment of lies and I told her that, i'm actually in2 event management also aside the barbing and I wld want her to work as one of the ushers whenever an event comes up and she looked at me frm head to toe and then gave me her number.



If she had not giving me her number, I wld have asked her this simple questions

1) Sister why are u wicked like this?

2)Sister will u tell me that u dnt know that wat u're carrying is enuff to make men gain an automatic qualification in2 the pit of hell?

3)Sister do u know that it is because of people like you that jesus christ said that if our eyes will cause us to sin we should pluck it off and if we are to follow is scriptural injunction, do you know that cos of people like you nigeria will be full of blind men?

4) Sister but why? Ehn why, why are you wicked like this

5) Do you know how many men this ur sexy body cld have caused to commit fornication in their heart wth you, and thereby blotting there name frm the book of life and into the book of eternal damnation?

And jus as I was pondering over all those questions the spirit of lust came in and told me that I should be wise and not act stvpid, instead I should try and complement her and who knows we cld be pals and frm there we cld date and frm there she cld part her legs for me like the red sea and I will have a safe passage through her red sea like moses.


Chai I really like this gal, I can do anything to have her as my gal or even my wife, I dnt care how much I'll spend to entice her but I'll still spend it, whether she likes me for the money or for me it doesn't concern me. so far I mark register wth her too, I'll be pleased for ever, I know she 's very sweet cos I calculated her sweetness wth my scientific mathematical calculator of sex and my calculator gave me an answer that her body. Contains over 1000 cubes of sugar that means if I spend six months wth her I'll get diabetes cos of her sweetness, but I dnt mind I'll damn the consequences and get her as my wife for life, so help me god.

Adetaio:
highly rated ilitrate

Tobitrueman:
Now I see

Tobitrueman:
Following your recent comment, I withraw my words, mehn you damn good at ambiguous cavils. Please do well to pocket your arrogancy spiced with illiteracy.

C'omon, all you to boast of is just money and being in London? No prestige at all. These I utter with no sentimental attachment and in your words (no off-sense)

*I dey vex o, my name never dey admission list o, so make everybody know how dem dey yan for here o make I no go para o)
OAU DE applicant, Elect/Elect Engineering.

ETC007:
Oya lemme burst ur brain,i'll afford ur family,and d person who sent u 2 london,am sure ur family borrowed d money

JoyTracy:
Nairaland guys stop sending me
mails. Stop following me
if you don't know me.

And dont post me your naked dycks pics on my gmail.

I am not a cheap biatch,
and i don't give in to
guys who dont drive a range.

Even if i am feeling hot and i need sex
i gat a dude with long cassava

who can satisfy me both sexually nd finance.

So, you all sex starved guys
on nairaland should please and Please leave me alone.

I Am not Available.
Thanks and Godbless.
Goodbye!

ETC007:
Guy,if u talk 2 much i'll buy ur generation,wat is wrong with u,jst talking lyk an illitrate,u r in london so wat?

Adetaio:
U woun't want me to answer dis i persume

Adetaio:
Sowie for intruding....stop talking lyk an imatured person

khalebzy:
The bigger problem is

I have sense.. .you dont

The shii you just spewed, how does it relate
Just saying tho

khalebzy:
old man like you flirting with

Chaii, this life

khalebzy:
thats prolly her elder sister's pic, pervert!

UniQuegrACE:
.therez nothing there

UniQuegrACE:
i cant see it

UniQuegrACE:
who're you?

ellacute45:
Stop quoting me unnecessarily

Mynd442 ban this fool for me

airminem:
How do i get my man to suck my breasts more, without my saying it directly to him?.... In-fact i would love to have it daily, maybe thrice a day at least for around 30mins each time. My hooters are still firm ooo, but do men feel sucking to be a wahala for them
Someone PLEASE answer me...


Forgive my manners

TUDEXautoCARE:
Our sincere appreciation goes to all Nairalander's who inbone way or the other contributed to the success of our wedding. May ALMIGHTY ALLAH not let celebration of good things cease in your various homes ( Amin ).

TUDEXautoCARE:
Our sincere appreciation goes to all Nairalander's who inbone way or the other contributed to the success of our wedding. May ALMIGHTY ALLAH not let celebration of good things cease in your various homes ( Amin ).

UniQuegrACE:
really?