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Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 8:48am On Jun 30, 2016

HateU2:
OK sir
I will send it. Is that okay

...nope...u said u was gonno have 3some wit me ..u and dollyjoy when I arrive in Nigeria..remember!! cheesy

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 8:45am On Jun 30, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
you just called a man sweetheart ....so you are also gay ooo !

...bro if I call u b!tch,u r gay...but instead..I called u sweet hat..u should be happy! undecided

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 8:43am On Jun 30, 2016

HateU2:
Okay Cork. Just calm down bro. What exactly do you want from me? Just tell me

...now u talkin our lannguage... Punnnnnnnnny!! cheesy

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:40am On Jun 30, 2016

ellacute45:
are you mad or something

^^^^ there she goes again...gets defensive when u expose her...sweet hat..I never said there was anytin wrong wit your white German husband becuzz u a Nazi...OK..I date white women here in London..in fact..we londoners prefffa white women to black women any day cozzz of your wahala...TRUE STORY...any ways...u are a Nazi racist on nairaland & we respect your views for hateing black men...shame!(((REAL TALK))) undecided

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 8:34am On Jun 30, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehehe. Where do I even start to reply?

1. I don't shave my brows
2. Yes, I wear studds. So?
3. How does females smile? I have no clue
4. Does Julius Caesar quotes bible?
5. When did you see me toast any girl here? When did you see me chat to Audrey? Wake up Mrcork
6. Don't care who's lesbian, I've got nothing to do with how anybody chooses to live their lives
7. When did I say to you I'm married? I'm not married sir
8. I actually spend all my 24hrs on Nairaland not 23
9. When did you see me toast any girl?

You keep chatting about nyansh and s3x everytime and begging people for 3some. You even begging minors for s3x. You want to go jail?

...and bro r u a minor?.. did I beg u for sexxxc?... Sorry bro, u ain't my type & I Dont phuck gays(no oofense)

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 8:30am On Jun 30, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehehe. Where do I even start to reply?

1. I don't shave my brows
2. Yes, I wear studds. So?
3. How does females smile? I have no clue
4. Does Julius Caesar quotes bible?
5. When did you see me toast any girl here? When did you see me chat to Audrey? Wake up Mrcork
6. Don't care who's lesbian, I've got nothing to do with how anybody chooses to live their lives
7. When did I say to you I'm married? I'm not married sir
8. I actually spend all my 24hrs on Nairaland not 23
9. When did you see me toast any girl?

You keep chatting about nyansh and s3x everytime and begging people for 3some. You even begging minors for s3x. You want to go jail?

...yea we belif u....u Dint shave your eye brow..u Dont were ear ring..u don't were lip gloss.. U don't spend 23 outter 24 hour on nairaland lookin for love...u Dont look gay...u ain't really gay and Elton john is not gay...

pastor..u r innosent...we really belief u....JUSS REMEMBER HELL IS ROUND THE CORNER FOR LIERS undecided

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:24am On Jun 30, 2016

ellacute45:
gerraaahia here mehnnnn. Goodnight!

...so u prefffa we pay for your punnnnny...correct?...are u beyansi?...you Nazi gold digger. Yor German husband is white...correct? undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 10:55pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
prove it by giving you free punnnnny I guess . Olodo

...what's wrong wit givin Me punny?......u Dont like rich guys?....u think am hear to sell ground nut?....so u can't help your fellow black brother. .ani?..Then u a Nazi racist! angry

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 10:20pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
seems you are a member of Britain first

..corrrection..i love women...u my dear, hate blACK men..tecknically, this means u a Nazi... i lie?....if u aint then, PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF IT!! angry

Romance › Re: Are You A Player Or A Loverboy? by MrCork: 10:18pm On Jun 29, 2016

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Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 10:15pm On Jun 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Bro, you quoted me to talk about 3some. You didn't quote hateu2

I don't do 3some. I don't do premarital s3x. I will start s3x when I'm married. Don't wanna get into immoral stuff

yea we really belif u, Elton John is no gay.....u shave yor eyebrow like female, u were ear ring like female, u smile like female & then u quote bible coritain like Junius caesar and at the same time, u come to nairaland chasing females like Hate2u, Kingcheezypuff, Onilia and worsst of all, Audray....and for the record, do u realize Audray u toast is actially a lessssbian? 4real...u dont belif me, ask her. she said it so many times and she said she a proud lesssbian.. And then again, u are marrried but u spend 23 outter 24 hour hour on nairaland toasting females..lke the whole nigeria cannnot see u!!! ((I GIVE UP))) undecided

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 10:09pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
don't bring up this nazi ish it's not even funny. I'm black, I'm Nigerian and Igbo now stfu you ain't making sense

//yea..we belif u, Elton john is not Gay......Germans are hard core Nazi racist who dont like blacks...U based in Germany & clearly even proved u dont like blacks...so tell us them, whats the diffference between u and a Nazi? so if a white man ask u for punnnnny, he a gentleman but of a blackman nicely ask u for punnnnny, he desperate..correct? YOU, MY DEAR, NAZI RACIST...u dont belif us then..READ YOR PREVIOUS POST!!!!!!(((REAL TALK))) angry

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 9:29pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
What cap??

ok sweeet hat...since u really wanna ask...do u want pounds sterlin....£££ cash? wink

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 9:26pm On Jun 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
but why are you always talking about nyansh and s£x on Nairaland?

...and bro..ama plaYA and my job is to chase women.....if u dont like women then go and watch bluuue film!!(no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 9:24pm On Jun 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Yuck! Are you gay?

is yor name Hate2u?....u never have 3some wit 2 females in yor life?....4real?.....wot the heck is wrong wit u homebase people...serrrriously?...so for me to hav 3some wit 2 fwmales (hate2u & naughtynaughty means am Gay?.......bro truss me..if u waz hear in london, i would hav got u depoted!!!((no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 9:04pm On Jun 29, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
but why are you always talking about nyansh and s£x on Nairaland?

ermm slow down sweeet hat...when did u ever hear me talk about sexxxc on nairaland? werent u the one that said u will let me have 3some wit u, me and naughtynaughty?..i never talk about sxxxc!! angry

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 9:01pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
who is talking about racism here ... Olodo If you don't know what to say stop quoting me

...but u r a racist, aint u?.....why would i lie?. U based in Germany & they have Nazi....i le?...u dislike black people. dint u juss prove it again & again? undecided

Romance › Re: Check Out These Funny Pics(just For Laughs) by MrCork: 8:46pm On Jun 29, 2016

AbbieGee1:
Was going through some of my pics,feel free to add yours too
*Just for laughs tho

which laugh? angry

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
ewwwww

..but why r u so stingy wit yor punnnny?....are u a racist?....u dont like strong rich black men like me? undecided

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 8:42pm On Jun 29, 2016

HateU2:
can't you goan sleep?

...ok..so do u hav nyansh plus boooobsi an can u cook?

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 8:40pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
What cap??

..the cap of my 17inches looooooooooooooong *kondo*.....the one that loooooklike a one eye dragon!

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Romance › Re: My Top 10 Memorable Moments On Nairaland by MrCork: 8:00pm On Jun 29, 2016

Rapunzel001:
10 MEMORABLE MOMENTS ON NAIRALAND

Those moments that most of us nairalanders can all relate to

1.) That moment when you discover that threads bearing words such as "cleavage" and "snake" have already made it to the promised land just seconds after their creation while your own thread which you created weeks ago and you feel is meaningful enough is yet to cross the Red sea...

-How? What is it with nairaland moderators and snakes?

2.) That moment you get busted by a member of the Aproko Detectives Association of Nairaland (ADAN) for giving everyone the false impression that you are the "delectable gal" baring her "Olympus has fallen" on your profile picture...

-Bad market

3.) That moment as a lady when you join nairaland newly and your profile picture and e-personality are so appealing that your nairaland account becomes overwhelmed with so many personal messages, "likes" and "mentions" as every male romancelander wants to know you better...

-So what are you feeling like?

4.) That moment when you are foolishly crushing on a romancelander who happens to have a moniker that goes with the pink letter 'f' only for you to discover much later to your heart failure that the 'f' isn't actually an 'f' but an 'm'

-Hope you never send am recharge card yet

5.) That moment when you see the likes of TonyeBarcarnista, Tosyne2much, Wristbangle and Toks2009 clocking 50+ likes within the space of two minutes and your thread is yet to get a single comment even after 72hours

-Your jealousy is understandable

6.) That moment back when Ishilove had two muscles namely bad mouth muscle and moderator muscle... And unfortunately for you, she decides one day to use you to flex her bad mouth muscle and while you are still busy conjuring the appropriate response, she proceeds to finish work by flexing her moderator muscle

-Take it in good faith

7.) That moment when Lalasticala for the first time in history decides to be merciful and reward your efforts in hours spent and internet data consumed by pushing your thread to the promised land

-Finally! It's about time!

8.) That moment when just like Martin Luther King jnr, you have a dream, that one day your thread will make front page as you break the nairaland records set for most posts, most views, "most "shares" and most "likes"

-Keep on dreaming

9.) That moment you become so hungry and thirsty for "likes" and "shares" that in your desperation to fulfill such self-esteem needs, you resort to using the IF-YOU-AGREE-THEN-HIT-"LIKE"-BUT-IF-YOU-DISAGREE-THEN-HIT-"SHARE" statement as a means to an end. Yet after two hours online, nairalanders are yet to do the needful.

-Just because it is working for other people doesn't mean it will work for you

10.) That moment when your birthday becomes an occasion to stylishly solicit for "likes" from nairalanders. Disappointingly though, your birthday comes and goes without you getting any such "likes"

-You can at least accept the "one eye" as your birthday gift

By all means you all are free to add yours....
I guess this is the point where I put my fingertips to rest...
Mesiere...

#RAPUNZEL....
#SAiNTiAGO LEONARDO...

©2016

...u dont hav moment for scchkoooool homework? angry

Romance › Re: D Period Haf Show...#nomore Nekede by MrCork: 7:58pm On Jun 29, 2016

FlawlesRebirth02:
hmmmm.....ok

U dint have to tag me

who is u?

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 7:55pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
na only sexxxxc you came to nairaland to beg girls for??

...ok u win...if u dont want us to have sexxxxc coz ama millionaire...cant u at least be nice and juss let the *cap* enter?..... dont do it for me...DO IT FOR YOR COUNTRY & ALLLA WILL REWARD U!!!! wink

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
lol kk

.. Baby...can we celebrate by having sexxxxxc if yor Germany wins the euro-cup??...can i fly over? cheesy

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:21pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
you are out of the European championship.. Thanks to that small country Iceland.... You voted out of the EU right??

...yes I voted outter E U..
.too many gadeeem immmmigramts here in the UK ..especially London. Those homwbase Nigerians are all over and when Donald Trump win s...I will pasonnnaly get 800 Nigerians deported back to Ghana...they want to messssup our London angry

Crime › Re: Man Amputated And Murdered In Ojido, Ekiti State (graphic Photo) by MrCork: 5:10pm On Jun 29, 2016

Aminat508:
According to a Facebook user Aanu Albert Aluko who posted the picture this morning.

He reported that the amputated body was found at OJIDO area of the State capital, Ado Ekiti. He also said there are a lot of insecurity, kidnapping, Hunger and unrest currently in the state.

Can we also blame Fayose or Buhari for this?

See his photo below

Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/06/so-sadman-brutally-murdered-in-ekiti.html?m=0

^^^^kaiiiiii see boooooobsi cheesy

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:25pm On Jun 29, 2016

ellacute45:
Awon loosers

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:23pm On Jun 29, 2016

HateU2:
Mumu of the highest order

...do u even were mini sket ..sef....show us? undecided

Romance › Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by MrCork: 4:21pm On Jun 29, 2016

HateU2:
bro mofuruu, fimile

...u have started harrrrasing STFUareyouG0d again for sexxxxc...Abi?...why r u so punnnnnymiklagarick...serrriously....carrryon like this and no man will want u! undecided

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Romance › Re: MUST READ!!! 10 Relationship Tips For Single Ladies. by MrCork: 4:11pm On Jun 29, 2016

mizzbouqui:
There is nothing like playing hard to get there na, Its all about being single and happy and waiting patiently for the Mr Right

...it's womens like u that prevent us from chasin black women..
No wonder y we Londoners will choose white women over black woman any day...
Your wahalala too much!((real talk)) angry

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 12:28pm On Jun 29, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
you get senseless every day sad

^^^^^^gay people have guts....serrriously...am not gonno attack u coz u gay...i will ignore u coz u gay!!(real talk) undecided

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