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adewumiopeyemi:
today will make 4 years that ave been following nairaland forum....it has been realy nicemeeting some friends... getting some information. getting some advice here in naraland ....it has been realy nice.. beeen here.. and again i realy want to thank GOD FOR my promotion in workthis week .. GOD has been faithful for me... and my family....... thanK YOU LORD.. AM droping a recharge card for u GUYS.. HERE BY 10 o clock this night and 12- oclock... this night and also on sunday also in the morning .. so stay tunes in this thread. and if u need some person help u can also pm me........ :DtHANKS GUYs......

WOW... 4years?...Old cargo!!

HateU2:
U Nd ur stuf

didnt u say u & Naughtynaughty would like to have 3some wit me when i arrive in Nigeria?...I lie?

illmatic101:
ellacute is not going to be single for long ooh, make your moves NOW

..Been there done that....u can take her for free!!((REAL TALK))

DJHANDSOME:
you cant even spell words correctly!

...like wot?...eddddddddiot??

Jaycool18:
now I see why everybody's talking bout u leaving ur sense and shii.. And btw it's offense not ofeinse.. If you had a smartphone, auto correct would come in handy

Have a nice day..

calm down son, why u upset?...u come to nairaland lookin for therapist like nairaland is a hospital...bro r u ok?.

ChangeIsCostant:
The deteriorating employment condition in the country has forced citizens to deploy any means possible to secure jobs even though it means carrying placards in public or reaching out online. A First Class Graduate from the University of Benin (UNIBEN) -has reached out on twitter after being unable to get a job. According to his CV which he shared online, he graduated with a First Class degree in Mathematics in 2014 and since then he has been unemployed.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/please-help-unemployed-first-class.html

...are u a babe and are u lightskin?

illmatic101:
Yeah... ellacute,
She's very pretty I have one of her pics

...huh? Ellacute?...the Same Ellacute45 that loooooooklike fat bus conductor?....Bro I hav seen her picture...she iS dakskin and ugly!!! THANKS BUT NO THANKS...I PASSSS!!!

mikykinz:
No not correct

...so why u sellin Sugar & potato in yor picture profile?.....U expet Nairaland females to talk to guy who sells Sugar & potato?....Bro looookat yor picture profile?

Jaycool18:
see what I mean?

..no we dont...what do u mean?....Son u are confusin us ...serrriously...are u ok? (no ofeinse)

illmatic101:
Curvy and light skin

on nairaland?...who?

thagift:
I don't do after 1.
she's a mother

Mimzy is the most beauuriful female on nairaland....truss me..u cant handle rejection? (no ofeinse)

Jaycool18:
you need a therapist bro..

..huh?..u rather sleep wit men?...u dont like females?

illmatic101:
Cork I can get you a wife here on nairaland ooh, hala me if you're interested and make your specifications known

which type?

STFUareyouG0d:
why me? She can have one of these two dudes below




Welcome back from ban

..bro the goood news about chcisk like Hate2u, Onstelly, Ellacute45 is that they date anytin....those two will be ok for them!

juhan:
whats 69

...you shock me big time...u dont no what 69 is?..ask Ellacute45 or KingCheeypuff....u dont watch blue films?.... well 69 means I be glad to eat yor punnnnny with Kechup & Salad cream while u return the service at the same time....does it now make sence?

STFUareyouG0d:
why me? She can have one of these two dudes below




Welcome back from ban

Ban? ...which ban?...i looooklike trouble maker or do u think am like that Sagromongolica Lipazorus non Nigerian babe called Hate2u?...I went to Belgium wit my Sugar Mummy, Beverly. She is a marrrried Jamaican lady whos husband is away

juhan:
you sef be like suya

...69?....truss me, I would!!!! ((((no shaking)))

pedrilo:
I'll go straight to the point and cut out the frills.
Met her 3 years ago in the sch I did MSc and she was in her first year.
First we were friends then became lovers
Then I discovered she was a Virgin, I was very happy and determined to let her remain that way till marriage.
Few months down the line she started acting up, probably she got confused cos of too many toasters (she is very beautiful) and to make matters worse, I was rounding up with my programme that period (could be her reason for misbehaving I dnt know).
I left the sch and the city and started working in another state, she wouldn't call, text, chat or contact me except I did, and this affected my esteem and I had to advice myself and let her be.
Last week she called me to complain that I abandoned her bla bla bla and I was quite surprised.
She apologized for her past mistakes and I thought I should give her a second chance cos we all deserve one.
BUT what she told me last night is making me think twice seriously.
First, she said she is no more a virgin, and secondly she told me she got epilepsy #MyGod!
I don't know if this is some kind of joke/test from her or if she is for real.
Nlanders please reason this issue with me and let me know your opinion.
Thanks in anticipation. cheers

...so u discover MCS virgin in 3years coz u apologiced she gots epilepsy & u happy??.... BRO WE DONT UNDERSTAND YOR STORY!!!! (no ofeinse)

STFUareyouG0d where u at?.....bro i beg...pliss take Hate2u away and marrry her off for freee....she stressin me up & derailin threads as usual!!!

HateU2:
I pray dey ban u again

..sorry, I never been banned....am a good role model....anyways, I DONT WANT YOU & AM NOT INTRESSSSTED!!!!!((((kabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbish))))))

juhan:
fine How was yours?

^^^^kaiii...this lightskin babe be like ice cream!!!!

mikykinz:
Hello every one!!!!!!

ermm bro..no oofeinse to yor picture profile but u sell Sugar & potato....corrrrect?

tizblink:
Are you funny?

bro its not a crime, its yor fantasy...if u want nairaland females that will sit on yor face then i recomend Kingcheezypuff, Audray, Ellacute45, Refiner, Onstelly, Hate2u,halfricanadian or Naughtynaughty...Overweight femalea are the best . STop tryn to confuse us!(no ofeinse)

ChemicalReaction:
Lols.. Used to think Mr cork is married sef..

...sweeery i hav sleeept wit 17females on nairaland so far...15ther in Nigeria & 2 hear in London...MArrrraige is not an Option for plaYA...and juss in case u ask, yes i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!!

HateU2:
dem still dey cut light
How will I know
Corkhead, goan sleepp

....sweery quit tryn to impress me coz am from London....so u sayn u have electricty right now..abi?...U LIE AGAIN..Tryn to impress a Londoner never works!!(REAL TALK)

tizblink:
Bruv, confusing you?

Okay, try reading again.

...dont lie..YOU SAID IT...U said u loookin for nairaland female to sit on yor face..READ YOR LAST POST!!!

HateU2:
I tell u say I dey search

..and to be honest...U homebase girls only logon onto Nairaland to find peace everytime they cut yor electricity... I lie?

HateU2:
I tell u say I dey search

...well u always on nairaland 23 outter 24 hours everyday....(((YES))) ...but baby why are u stresssin up my heart menn?....u dont hav electricty? (no ofeinse)

tizblink:
Hard times abound.
It's either we've got issues with our business (take a clue from BMB) or its another relationship problem.
It possibly could be that family wahala that has been lingering for a while.
Perhaps it's that boss or colleague that's been giving you a tough time.
Abi is it lalasticlala that has refused to take your topic to FP(just saying).
These times would come.
Let's however give someone a face-lift (not a face surg but quotes to keep 'em going).

Lemme get it started
One I've come to love
"People don't have to believe in you to succeed. Just work hard. When you succeed, they would believe." (Stephen Keshi)

Drop yours!

bro u confusin us.....so u are loookin for babe to sit on yor face...corrrect?.....ask KingCheezypuff!

thagift:



a little girl like lanicky break u girls heart, isn't it wonderful? oh how I feel like to fly.
even mimzy lied that she's single after plagiarizing stealing story thats not hers.

ivyy too went to Google to copy and paste her answers on interview section, she went ahead to create a thread showing all her pictures eyaah its so painful I guess she must have been crying now since yesterday, take heart dear next year you go carry first for back.
congratulation Nicky babe you deal with them like nikita

bro did Mimzy reject u?.....u sound like a Nigeria IDol reject!!!(no ofeinse)

[quote author=HateU2 post=46976023][/quote] STALKER...OK U WIN....LEAVE ME ALONE & QUIT DERAILIN THE THREAD JORR.....I am not looookin for Wife!!!

Lykar:
It's Mr.cork again! Pam pam pamm pamm pam pam pam **in D'banj's voice

^^^^^^this one defeinaltely looooklike the type that will toast me wit charm... i lie?..YOU GHANA CHICKS MENNNNN!!!!(no ofeinse)