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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:59pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
I'm dark, no yansh, no boobs and I look manly . Go for naughtynaughty, she's endowed

..well u are manageable & u act liek village girls...and luckily for u, village girls like u, Ellacute45 or Onstelly are usually sweet. I lie?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MrCork: 5:56pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
o corky! They are selling punnny over there . I'm a bush girl, I don't knw how to eat fried rice

well i prefffa bush village girls like u anyday.....u aint materialistick & dont give much stress..I will buy u chinese fried rice!!((I PROMISE)) wink

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
Mrcork, stop following me around
I know you like me but I'm not gonna date u .
I'm engaged to lala and Don Jazzy. Are we done now

...huh?...chase u how?... u fine?...pliss stop drinkin petrol ..i beg!! undecided

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MrCork: 5:51pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
U wanna buy yansh 4 me 4rm London .
Cork, goaaan sleep biko. Ur med is affecting u

..ermm sweeeery i aint askin too much...I juss want punnnnny. and in return, i will buy i chinesese fried rice for the favor..i no u homebase females noamaly like chinesese fried rice. i lie? wink

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MrCork: 5:45pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
Cork, I said NO! No yansh . Are u selling

nice...anyways i want u to come to my hotel when i arrive in Nigeria nest month, probably Lagos...so we can discuss. I will bring u present from London! wink

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
No
I don't have, now goan attend 2 dat ranger rover that wants to buy petrol

ansa the gadeeem quessstion jorr...i dint ask u for story.....do u hav nyansh or not? undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:28pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
i want you to stop quoting me sir.thanks

^^^^^ther u go...typikal homebase guy...u expose them & they start tankin you out of guilt...SON, YOU ARE A FRAUD!!!! (no ofeinse) angry

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
oh God cork! This is not romance section

ok thanks...do u hav nyansh?...juss askin? undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:25pm On Jun 27, 2016

anyways baccckto the serrrious topic....ladies pliss STOP using juju charm to toast us simply becuz we are gooodlooookin......if u want to chat or toast us..... ask nicely ....thats wot ladies are soppose to do....be nice!! embarassed

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:23pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
you lazy cow

stop saying bullshit about me ok!

Son..u will be areesssted for Fraud for using somebody else foto on yor profile....should everytin always be about fraud?..serrriously?((SHAME)) undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 5:02pm On Jun 27, 2016

ellacute45:
_k

...and please try & improve your grammma.....that Germany u r based in is turnin yor english to Pegein ENglish...anyways am only tryna help!!((no ofeinse))) angry

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jun 27, 2016

HateU2:
nope.
I'm not 4rm lag but Base in lag .
Is there anything I can do

...do u hav Nyansh by any shance...big?

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:56pm On Jun 27, 2016

ellacute45:
this old man is back

CONGRATS... STFUareyouG0d told me you r no longer fat & u juss lost weight....WELL DONE...he all so said yor complesxxxion is lighter & u now almost lightskin...WELL DONE AGAIN... anyways, we hope u dont use juju to toast men thou! undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:51pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
sell feul

why will you even say that?

You are so dumb

..calm down son...r u telln us u cant sell petrol...or u dont loooklike petrol seller?...U r skinny, they usually skinny.....Your face hav 60%pimples,20% ezema.....ther face usually have ezema & pimples.....so what r u telln us that we cant already see. Son u act like selln petrol is a crime..U sell petrol..Be proud!! undecided

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:26pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
bye

u of to work?... bro u sell petrol...correct?

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Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:24pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
that my photo sir.

Homebased

SHOULD I BE FORESTBASED?

yea we belif u..thats yor foto......why dont u replace it wit Elton John foto?...serrriously, why do u people like fraud too much? 4real...u steal other people foto tryn to decive people? (((SHAME)) undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:23pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
This post doesn't make sense to me sir...

Bye

..Son if yor common sence is not commmmon, why will it make sence?......GO BAKKTO BED JORR!!!!(no oofense) undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
His typing is horrible!

bro...but serrriously, u homebase people really need to stop stealin other people foto on yor profile...4real..u r a fraud!!(no oofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:17pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
you know movies aren't real life, right?

...corrrection, Nigeria is still under developd and they dont do fiction movies ther in Nigeria place...truss me.....when u watch movies about Ghost attackin a family...truss me, that $hit really happened. ..u dont belif me, juss ask any homebase female..they only problem wit Nigerian movies is that they too f****kin loooong!!(REAL TALK) undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:12pm On Jun 27, 2016

onstelly:
E pain you

...u can use all the charm on earth....U will never sleeep wit me!! ((THATS YOR PUNISHMENT fOR 2016)) angry

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Romance › Re: I am becum a fada by Mistaken..(GOaL) by MrCork: 4:09pm On Jun 27, 2016

Emzyme:
I no knw if na blessing or curse..
K, if una read my prev. Post nd threads una go notice say I shy. Mystic1 been gimme confirm advice , tutoring. K, nd I don deh read cutehector post dem see hw nairaland gals deh trip 4 am.... Abi na classcaptain or na durentt.

Even adaksbullet with him cut and join english sef... Make I no 4get jonaifame22
I deh mad weh I go forget Farano.

K make I start d tory.., Make una 4 fit chuk am Mouth

..bro did u drink petrol by mistake?(no ofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: Mimzy Ivyy I Told You Ladies Wont Win by MrCork: 4:07pm On Jun 27, 2016

ellacute45:
you are senseless are we talking about sexxxxc now My MT was calm when you were in prison now that you are released you are now roaming around like a mad dog

....am supportin Germany to win the Euro Cup football match....we they win, then i will let u taste me! wink

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:05pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
juju and charms don't exist sir!

..u dont watch Nigerian Nolllywooood movies? undecided

Romance › Re: HELP! ... ... Babe Toast Me Wit *juju* Charm!! by MrCork(op): 4:04pm On Jun 27, 2016

onstelly:
Ntorrrrr
Wish is true sef

^^^^ther u go...(((((PROOF)))...the village girls prefffa usin *juju* charm to chat us fine boys....even on the internet!!! (((SHAME)) embarassed

Romance › Re: Nairaland House Party In Germany....and She Stole The Show!! ((watch Video)) by MrCork(op): 3:35pm On Jun 27, 2016

...we like ladies wit bubbly pasonalities

Romance › Re: Mimzy Ivyy I Told You Ladies Wont Win by MrCork: 3:17pm On Jun 27, 2016

ellacute45:
you are senseless are we talking about sexxxxc now My MT was calm when you were in prison now that you are released you are now roaming around like a mad dog

,..how do u expect to phuck me when all u do is make up lies for atension?...so .are u goin to phuck me or not? angry

Romance › Re: Mimzy Ivyy I Told You Ladies Wont Win by MrCork: 2:51pm On Jun 27, 2016

ellacute45:
seems you want to be banned again? Just behave yourself else you will be banned again

Banned? who?...Me?.. is it my fault u like sexxxc so much?...are You darin me to Ban you? undecided

Romance › Re: Black Is Beauty! How True Is This? Share Your View. by MrCork: 2:41pm On Jun 27, 2016

Pandorabox:
Unfortunately for you, I'm engaged.

sweeery I dint ask u for story...we want u to shange yor color...this is wot all men want..plis obey & stop complaininin!! angry

Romance › Re: Imagine A World Without Bra by MrCork: 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
boys don't wear bra sir

Are you alright, huh?

wel u said u were bra & u said a world witout BRA is great....READ YOR LAST POst!! angry

Romance › Re: Please Advise Me. by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2016

UEDIBO:
I have three children now. i want to rest.
i want to do family planning.
please educate me.

they dont sell cooondum ther in Nigeria? (no ofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: Black Is Beauty! How True Is This? Share Your View. by MrCork: 2:33pm On Jun 27, 2016

Pandorabox:
Coming from an inferiority complexed woman. Well if your black is not beautiful, mine is.

sweeery pliss change yor color to lightskin.....this is wot every man want & no man want dakskin females!!(no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Imagine A World Without Bra by MrCork: 2:31pm On Jun 27, 2016

DJHANDSOME:
a world without bra will be a bad one

..bro so u wear BRa? ((SHAME)) undecided

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