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EMEKUSBOY9:
I will appreciate females to comment if I stand a chance or not. Looolz . #been postivethinking.

Xeinstra1:

mizzbouqui:
According to this article, these are the things men find unattractive about us women, written by a woman.

1. Makeup:
Keep it natural. Men don’t want to go in for a kiss and come out looking like they just joined the circus. Remember, foundation is supposed to be invisible to others and blend in with your skin. Stay away from glittery or shimmering eye makeup and NEVER use clumpy mascara. Minimal makeup is sexier.
 
2. Hair:
While a fancy hairstyle may be okay for a glamorous night out, men prefer natural-looking hair. It’s more attractive to look at and feels nicer to touch when it’s free of gels, ridges or sticky products.

3. Shaving:
For the love of all that’s smooth — please shave. Men associate hair with testosterone and testicles so they don’t want to see it on a woman. Men like touching soft skin so say bye bye to the fuzz and make sure you use moisturizers and lotions to keep your skin smooth. It will send the message that you care about your hygiene. 

4. Dental Hygiene:
Let’s face it ladies — men look at our mouths. Bad breath and discolored teeth are unattractive to the opposite sex. Cut down on the coffee or red wine. Use whitening toothpaste or strips to brighten your smile and ALWAYS carry gum or breathe helpers in your purse. You never know when that kiss may be coming.

5. Alcohol:
Sure, a man likes to hang with a woman who knows how to have a good time but know when enough is enough. No man wants to see a woman puking in the bar bathroom or falling down on the dance floor.

6. Negativity:
Men like happy, positive women. So don’t complain about the lack of service at a restaurant or how long you had to wait in a line. Show your upbeat personality.

7. Swearing:
Men like ladies with a little class so dropping the f-bomb in every sentence is a turn-off and does not show how sophisticated you really are.

8. Nagging:
No one wants to be told over and over again that they are doing something wrong. Choose your battles ladies. If they leave the toilet seat up, quietly put it down. If they don’t shave for a couple of days, deal with it. Let him hog the remote control once in a while. Remember, there are probably things they don’t like about you too.

9. On Being Needy:
Don’t ever drop your girlfriends and family for a man. Being too dependent on your man to make you happy is a turnoff. Expecting him to change to meet your needs is also very unattractive. They want to be loved for who they are.

mizzbouqui:
According to this article, these are the things men find unattractive about us women, written by a woman.

1. Makeup:
Keep it natural. Men don’t want to go in for a kiss and come out looking like they just joined the circus. Remember, foundation is supposed to be invisible to others and blend in with your skin. Stay away from glittery or shimmering eye makeup and NEVER use clumpy mascara. Minimal makeup is sexier.
 
2. Hair:
While a fancy hairstyle may be okay for a glamorous night out, men prefer natural-looking hair. It’s more attractive to look at and feels nicer to touch when it’s free of gels, ridges or sticky products.

3. Shaving:
For the love of all that’s smooth — please shave. Men associate hair with testosterone and testicles so they don’t want to see it on a woman. Men like touching soft skin so say bye bye to the fuzz and make sure you use moisturizers and lotions to keep your skin smooth. It will send the message that you care about your hygiene. 

4. Dental Hygiene:
Let’s face it ladies — men look at our mouths. Bad breath and discolored teeth are unattractive to the opposite sex. Cut down on the coffee or red wine. Use whitening toothpaste or strips to brighten your smile and ALWAYS carry gum or breathe helpers in your purse. You never know when that kiss may be coming.

5. Alcohol:
Sure, a man likes to hang with a woman who knows how to have a good time but know when enough is enough. No man wants to see a woman puking in the bar bathroom or falling down on the dance floor.

6. Negativity:
Men like happy, positive women. So don’t complain about the lack of service at a restaurant or how long you had to wait in a line. Show your upbeat personality.

7. Swearing:
Men like ladies with a little class so dropping the f-bomb in every sentence is a turn-off and does not show how sophisticated you really are.

8. Nagging:
No one wants to be told over and over again that they are doing something wrong. Choose your battles ladies. If they leave the toilet seat up, quietly put it down. If they don’t shave for a couple of days, deal with it. Let him hog the remote control once in a while. Remember, there are probably things they don’t like about you too.

9. On Being Needy:
Don’t ever drop your girlfriends and family for a man. Being too dependent on your man to make you happy is a turnoff. Expecting him to change to meet your needs is also very unattractive. They want to be loved for who they are.

FlawlesRebirth02:
.hum hum.... I are sick

Xeinstra1:
You will die unfulfilled.

Xeinstra1:
PishPosh, I do not have the ability to curse. What a sweetheart you are Mr Cork.

Xeinstra1:
PishPosh, I do not have the ability to curse. What a sweetheart you are Mr Cork.

Xeinstra1:
You will die unfulfilled.

jomagibs:
Boss no vex abeg liv me sorry

Xeinstra1:
IT WILL HAPPEN.

UyiIredia:
He won't dear. Because he knows I'm saying the truth.

Reportmusic:
https://madailygist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/School-Girl.jpg
A shocking and fatal road accident has claimed the life of a school girl leaving her totally unrecognizable and her intestines exposed.
https://madailygist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/School-Girl-1.jpg
A mechanic has crushed a school girl to death along Ikom/Calabar highway yesterday.
Two of her siblings were rushed to the hospital after sustaining life threatening injuries.
https://madailygist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/School-Girl-2.jpg
Reportnaija reports that the accident occurred close to Obioko Ijiman in Ugep, Yakurr LGA.
The Honda Accord car with plate number AWK 638 AE was driven by one Mr. Etowa, a mechanic apprentice who was testing the car after effecting some repair work on the vehicle.
It was gathered that Etowa veered off his lane unto the opposite lane and first crushed two chickens before he lost control and rammed into a group of students who were returning from school at about 3.12pm.

source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/06/female-student-crushed-to-death-by-car.html

jomagibs:
OK.Fine .if am not nyanshing a lady it ain't going to change my name , humor or thread

Xeinstra1:
Nothing you can do, you will get married to her in some weeks, give birth to 14 charcoal colored babies, live a life full of regret and die finally...Unfulfilled.

Xeinstra1:
Nothing you can do, you will get married to her in some weeks, give birth to 14 charcoal colored babies, live a life full of regret and die finally...Unfulfilled.

jomagibs:
But seun gave you a platform to express ya self and feel at home

FlawlesRebirth02:
.corkk....you are just xo fvcking spoilt..... OLOSHI

jomagibs:
Am doing fine with my molato offline.. So 4get the bleeping comment.. People like una na empty drum

HateU2:
Cork please don't start

jomagibs:
Posted it b4 I want to repost it
Just showing gratitude to Naira-land
Cus it has helped all nairalander
As source of information.
Education, interaction,exploitation and
Many more.
So its high time we express
What naira-land means to us All and A Big thanks at the end of the message.


. LEMMI START

Alocia:
Hi.

I'm new here and I don't really know to chat with people. Everything is kind of strange.
Who can put me through pls?

HateU2:
Congrats bro. Greater heights by His grace

Oluwaseun50:
What are d reasons?

JESUSBOIY:
you plan to put cork in my mouth ?


You are indeed a gay , fool

ellacute45:
_k

JESUSBOIY:
i think i need to open a thread, invite every one on nairaland and tell them that you are gay, that you only pretend to like women so we won't notice you.


Mrcork is a gay oooooooooooooooooooooo,he is calling his fellow men 'sweetheart'....shame

ChemicalReaction:
Naa.. I don't do lightskin. Besides, ur range rover's an old model.

noblekid:
So,am 18... There's this girl leaving close to me, I liked her, so we became friends, everything happening so fast, I asked her out(still not quite why I did that). She has really been talking about sex related stuff after that. Just few days ago, she said she would give her virginity to me. I never ased of it guys... What do you think I do.... Should I do or I should back off

ChemicalReaction:
No girl would wanna do 3some with a guy whose dp is that of a rat.. Correct?

ChemicalReaction:
Seems Corky Joe is confused! Thought you don't believe in se'x before marriage. Why punny?

JESUSBOIY:
dumb reply .

just accept you are gay sir, you shouldn't be ashamed of who you are