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Romance › Re: Boyfriend Behaves Strangely? by MrCork: 4:55am On May 31, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, my boyfriend behaves strangely in the sense that he would text me random digits and then when I text back asking what the digits mean or represent. He would tell me it's my new car that he plans to buy for me. On the other hand, he keeps complaining about having financial constraints.

Also he keeps lashing out without provocation via text message.

What could all these mean?[/color]
...he a true plaYA and guess wot..he comin afta your money thru emmotional blackkmail & he will cheat on u....I know becuzzz i done this many times...he sees u as a soft target ..very soft...the stretegy is to make u feel guilty before he goes in for the kill...GET READY & BE PREPARED!!! (real talk) angry
Romance › Re: This Is Hilarious!!!!! But You Can Help Someone By Your Comments by MrCork: 4:47am On May 31, 2016
tiwalademi:
A frd send this to me and i dnt knw ao to answer it alone ***************
“I’ve been sleeping with a guy for two months and I’m
starting to develop feelings for him. I know that he only
sees me as a ‘friend with benefits.’ How do you turn a
“relationship” that’s 100% sexual into something more
...so u sleeep wit 100% guys for 6 month & u want us to help u beg one?..SHAME!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: This Is Hilarious!!!!! But You Can Help Someone By Your Comments by MrCork: 4:44am On May 31, 2016
tiwalademi:
A frd send this to me and i dnt knw ao to answer it alone ***************
“I’ve been sleeping with a guy for two months and I’m
starting to develop feelings for him. I know that he only
sees me as a ‘friend with benefits.’ How do you turn a
“relationship” that’s 100% sexual into something more
angry
Romance › Re: The Strength Of A Man Is On How He Controls Anger... by MrCork: 6:48pm On May 30, 2016
harsysky:
The strength of a man is on how he controls anger and not his ability to hit a woman

I remember a time i was playing scrabble with my girlfriend. she got angry because of a nasty comment i made , and she scattered the whole piece. I fumed, lost my breath in anger, and all I was thinking was to hit her. Then I heard my conscience talk to me as usual,

" Harsysky! if you touch her, you will lose my respect forever. i want you to keep earning it".

I don't think i would ever trade my conscience' respect for anything in this world-- it's my reputation. what i did was to smile at my girlfriend and made her realise it was my fault. To those who beat their girlfriend or wife or any random girl, is it a sign of being man enough? i think it's being kid enough. Even kids these days don't do it.

if you are a wife-beater, girlfriend- beater, you are a disgrace, and you don't respect yourself as far as i'm concerned.
..u hate incrredible hulk? angry
Romance › Re: Photo Of The Day by MrCork: 6:40pm On May 30, 2016
dipopooo:
I got this on fb....

Who is smiling with youhuh You that wanted to abort me...
...OK. So..u use to be boy but u now girl...correct?,.. YOU HOMEBASE people mennnn!!(no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Now Officially A Member Of #teamforeigngirls by MrCork: 3:37pm On May 30, 2016
Romance › Re: I Am Now Officially A Member Of #teamforeigngirls by MrCork: 3:36pm On May 30, 2016
Hisduchess:
white girls please carry him forever make I rest.thank you God for this miracle.so at last mrcork don leave me alone. am so haaaaaaapppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy.praise da lord!!!
angry
Romance › Re: I Am Now Officially A Member Of #teamforeigngirls by MrCork: 12:38pm On May 30, 2016
onstelly:
Thank God at least we will now rest, bye MrCork
...u hav 2 weeek to chaange that yor dakskin complexsssion or else.... angry
Crime › Re: Man Burnt For Stealing A Motorcycle In Akwa-Ibom (pic) by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 30, 2016
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 11:58am On May 30, 2016
KashyBaby:
Its true...I juz have some personal issues cork...ul be fine without me wink
[size=16pt] ..fine?...HELL NOooooooooooooo...if u leave...i will commmmit sucide..i swaaar!!!

...and by the way, give me the name/addresss of the guy who upset u..i will break his legs!!![/size]
angry
Sports › Re: Footballer Chichi Igbo In Panties by MrCork: 11:38am On May 30, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
Former Super Falcons star Chichi Igbo shared new photos of her beautiful self. Check out her nail polish. *winks* grin grin



https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAhciSpfWv/
...dyamm nice...i will definnaaately pour insde...like everytin! tongue
Romance › Re: I Am Now Officially A Member Of #teamforeigngirls by MrCork: 11:34am On May 30, 2016
BoiledHead:
It's true. Now I see the light. I was deceived by the Nigerian ladies. Greene66 was right. I have been saved.

Nigeria ladies are cheats.. they are pretenders. They would break your heart after everything you have done for them. Cheat on you with your best friend on your own bed. They are dirty, religious hypocrites, gold diggers, liars, beggars. All they are made for is to be sexed and dumped. Farmed like sheep. And reared like cattle for sexual satisfaction. They are not material enough to be wives. They don't deserve that honor.

I can't believe I have been blind. Now I am free. I am saved before its too late.

I advise men to love foreign girls. They are nature's best creation. I was wrong all along. I was blinded by the illusions of these fake beggars. Nw I see and praise the light.

I may not have the resources to get a foreign woman now. But I'm free now and I would stay single if I don't find a foreign woman. Enough is enough.

Keep Calm and Love Foreign Girls
....WHITE WOMEN ALL THE WAY yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! cheesy

bye bye Onstelly angry
Bye bye KingCheezyPuff angry
bbye buy Audray angry
bye bye Fat Hate2u angry
and bye bye arrrrrrogant HisDuchess angry(no ofeinse)
Travel › Re: I Think I Lose My Bargaining Skill by MrCork: 11:30am On May 30, 2016
KashyBaby:
Today my boss came to me while I'm packing up ready to go home...she called me to her office. So I went in and she said she will give me 2holiday trips back to Philippines..
I was speechless coz I was surprised..but it came to my mind I wanna bargain this deal..I told her that instead of going back to my country twice, I wanna visit a specific country which is Nigeria..
I told her instead of booking me twice to Philippines, if she cud booked me to fly to Ng...
She was skeptical while looking at me..she was.surprised too . So she asked me tons of questions like why Ng? Why not other countries?If Do I know anyone back there? What if something happened to me while I'm on holiday,who she gonna contact & blah blah blah.... And my little brain cudnt think much bigger to give her such answers that wud make her say YES ..

So,she gave me a paper & a pen to give at least 10reasons y I wanna go to Ng in 15mins coz she needs to booked me ASAP to save time...I went out of her office,I Google it but sadly I cudnt find enaf reasons undecided cry

I went back to her office & told her ,she can booked me to Philippines instead..she maybe right this time but I'll try it again --- next year.
SWEEERY WOT AM I HEARIN?.....issssit true u leavein the country?...Nairaland?...we aint even hav sexxxxxc yet..WHY?? angry
Celebrities › Re: #OneHellOfANiteTour: Chris Brown Announces Wizkid As A Special Guest On Tour by MrCork: 11:24am On May 30, 2016
morereb10:
The American singer, Chris Brown, has announced that Wizkid will be a special guest on his "One Hell of a Nite" tour in Denmark, Germand and Holland.

Brown made a post on his Instagram on May 29, 2016, which revealed Wizkid on the cover of the banner.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_itWwvpfR/?hl=en
..NA LIE jorrrrrrr.. wisssskid that cant spek englishrumor....BIG LIE !!!!!!! angry
Celebrities › Re: #OneHellOfANiteTour: Chris Brown Announces Wizkid As A Special Guest On Tour by MrCork: 11:23am On May 30, 2016
morereb10:
The American singer, Chris Brown, has announced that Wizkid will be a special guest on his "One Hell of a Nite" tour in Denmark, Germand and Holland.

Brown made a post on his Instagram on May 29, 2016, which revealed Wizkid on the cover of the banner.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BF_itWwvpfR/?hl=en
angry
Romance › Re: Please I Really Need Answers by MrCork: 7:40pm On May 29, 2016
onstelly:
Not even in your next world
...quit playn had to get..u ain't even light skin?..I have money..am from london..u my property ..like it or not.. u no am definitely gonnnnno hit it wink
Romance › Re: Please I Really Need Answers by MrCork: 6:22pm On May 29, 2016
onstelly:
Is you that will remain single for life he goat
...OK u win...can we phuck? smiley
Romance › Re: Please I Really Need Answers by MrCork: 1:44pm On May 29, 2016
onstelly:
Don't you get tired of mentioning me
...are u beyansi?....confuse child....for gods sake..change your complexsion to lightskin or else no man will want u on nairaland & u will remain single for life..Dont u wannnto be beairrriful?(how sad) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Most Annoying Nairalander? by MrCork: 10:15am On May 29, 2016
onstelly:
Well me i think is MR CORK for posting silly coments in every thread, and always insulting Nigerian girls
^^^^^ hopefully she will stop Actin like nigerian women cozzzz nairaland isssssnot market place....white women do not behave like that! (SHAME) undecided
Romance › Re: Please I Really Need Answers by MrCork: 10:10am On May 29, 2016
onstelly:
What are the signs when a guy is not into you
^^^^^^ she finally gotts the messsssage....NO MEANS NO....I Dont wanttyou!! angry

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