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ellacute45:
why telling me?

AngelAhnie:
yes....

ellacute45:
bingolee

HaneefahRN:
I'm not in the mood for you boring trolling.

ellacute45:
awww baba is back from ban

DiAmOnDrUbY:
yelz.. next kweshun

DiAmOnDrUbY:
1. “You look familiar.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png

The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.

http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-guy-lies/

naijamakossa:
nairaland has positively impact a lot into the lives of people through friends we barely know.so I will like you to mention a friend's moniker and dedicate a special song to him/her it can also be your secret admirer........let me start first

I dedicate this special song to tosyntoomuch sang by psquare BRING IT ON
another one is going to pritydiva EMINADO EMINADO sang by tiwasavage
I will not forget oga vizkiz guy oya DORRO BUCCI
and what about karshiebaby ,prettythickme,adaure4lyf,naijasinglegirl you people are BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE by psquare
oga kigtom I dey salut ooo oya chop NIGERIA JAGA JAGA LOL
and to all nairalanders I am dedicating ONE LOVE by bob Marley to u all.

naijamakossa:
nairaland has positively impact a lot into the lives of people through friends we barely know.so I will like you to mention a friend's moniker and dedicate a special song to him/her it can also be your secret admirer........let me start first

I dedicate this special song to tosyntoomuch sang by psquare BRING IT ON
another one is going to pritydiva EMINADO EMINADO sang by tiwasavage
I will not forget oga vizkiz guy oya DORRO BUCCI
and what about karshiebaby ,prettythickme,adaure4lyf,naijasinglegirl you people are BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE by psquare
oga kigtom I dey salut ooo oya chop NIGERIA JAGA JAGA LOL
and to all nairalanders I am dedicating ONE LOVE by bob Marley to u all.

ellacute45:
them no go agree

Hype007:
Tiwa Savage seems to have a good head on her shoulder. The "If I Start to Talk" crooner who in the past weeks had her most terrible career moment and media saga following her marriage controversy seems to be having a glorious time lately.

Just as the viral saying goes, 'after the rain comes the sun'.

Few hours ago entertainment consultant, artiste A&R Bizzle Osikoya has revealed a management deal signed between Nigerian sensational female singer Tiwa Savage and American rapper Jay Z's Roc Nation Management company.

http://hypenigeria.com/2016/05/25/tiwa-savage-has-been-signed-to-jay-zs-roc-nation-management-company/

Wow this a big Congratulations to Tiwa

KashyBaby:
Lol....how big is that? Bigger than the thread u made?

ishiamu:
aw u take knw say na me? u don conclude

HaneefahRN:
Swerve

RoyalBlak007:
Kashybaby....This is one of the

[color=#AB56BA]Nairalanders I av met...Yeah@wuminity[/color]

RoyalBlak007:
Kashybaby....This is one of the

[color=#AB56BA]Nairalanders I av met...Yeah@wuminity[/color]

ishiamu:

rainerboy1010:
after several failed attempt

I have been able to log on to nairaland

I wish to make new friends male and female

wish to be show the way things are done here

any rule...

wow

AngelAhnie:
The stylist get blade for hand

HaneefahRN:
Why did she dye her hair? I find this hard to believe, how would someone sit calmly while a seriously tight braid is made for her?

HaneefahRN:
Why did she dye her hair? I find this hard to believe, how would someone sit calmly while a seriously tight braid is made for her?

enshi:
I have been on nairaland.com for some years now though i finally decided to be a member early last year.... Have never comented on a crush topic cos i never thought anyone could be serious about crushing on someone here..... Until this afternoon..... Pls guys help me i need to contact that damsel... As a matter of fact i will never read any posts, topics, until i contact my miss gorgeous( audray) ... Even if she would say no all i need is to hear her voice over the phone.

I can't believe that they attacked me in such manner. Why? Jealousy? Please who can tell me how to delete my account and for those who think I'm fake, here are more pictures. I get this attitude a lot from strangers cause I'm a very beautiful lady. One even had the guts to say I bleached, I'll upload my secondary school picture too for you to see, don't let hate overshadow your sense of reasoning. My grandma is from UK and that helped enhance my looks, my mum is a really beautiful lady but sharing her pics here is absurd.

HateU2:


I just feel like writing again . I think I need to drop my phone inside boiling water or where Gimme suggestions biko!

So, guys, do you always wonder why ladies here don't reply your pms Lemme leak out some secrets (naughtynaughty, I miss you badly ).


Personally, when a guy sends me a pm, the first I do is to check his profile(yes, we all do that).

1. An Abusive person: Imagine checking out a guy's profile and you discover he's the type that abuses virtually everybody here Some are so abusive that they go to the extent of abusing parents of other peeps on line ! Habah! How come are you expecting a lady to reply your pm It shows 'some' of the real you in life. Ladies admire guys that are MAN!

2. No photo: Well, it's not compulsory you post your pix here but we will like to see how you look like before we try to reply your pm. We have under-age kids here now.

3: No enough information: This is annoying. I checked a guy's profile who has been trying to send me pm for months now and I discover that no single info about this guy. He has been a member since 2014, no contribution on any thread, no siggy, no PT and no location!!! You wan make I follow 'ghost' chat ni . Mba! Bro! I no fit reply you oo.

4: Under age: we have age differences here, so we all know the age-type we wanna roll with. If merely looking at your pix(if you have any at all) you look too young for me to roll with, I won't reply you. Chikena! No offence .

5: Personality: I did not actually get a good title for this but you will get the info. I saw a thread yesterday where someone asked 'when is the right time to beat a woman'. You need to see how 'guys' are commenting ! How do you expect me to reply someone that supports beating/hitting a woman!!! It shows your personality offline and it's a huge turn-off biko!

Another point here is someone who is so regular in the 'ashewo joint' in the sexuality section trying to send a pm . You publicly announce that you patronise 'ashewos/oloshos' and you wanna be my friend No! Mba! We cant roll together(personal opinion thou) .

6: Childish behaviour: I have read so much here where guys will come and post chats here and even post pictures of what transpired between a fellow nairalander they met in real life. This kind thing gets dirty and at the end, that girl will have to deactivate simply because she could not take it. Not many ladies are strong enough to handle things strongly. It's very annoying guys! Grow up!


For now, that what I can say. If you like, bash me wella, e no concern me . Who bashing don epp

My ladies, I need to tell you also that it's not all guys that wants to date you if they send pms to you. In my first moniker, I actually met the blogger I'm working with here on NL. It was just a normal pm and he went straight to the point of wanting me to work for him. Simple! I used to write stories and poems in the literature segment then.
So, just look well before you leap(shey I'm correct sha).
It's still me H.A.T.E.U.2

ellacute45:
so actually your diik is longer than what your what your brain can achieve.. Mkpi-goat!!!

AdeOluwaTomiwa:
Hello guys...its Wednesday and we all know whatsup..yeahLet's see who got the hottest WCW in the world..

Mine is Omotola ..She calls herself O'sexy on palmchat,even with the 4 children,she's still sexy AF...

Drop your WCW photo or tag her here,male her feel special

ellacute45:
bigness of what exactly?

WORDWORLD:
@ firstking01

So talking about SAINTS.Do you know that the church and the bible plays among the greatest role in the perversions we have today?



Its so CONSPICUOUS the reputation built in the sands of time with a very, very deep footing by the VATICAN, their standing firmly in OPPOSITION TO HOMOSEXUALISM, SAME SEX MARRIAGE, ABORTION.............E.T.C

Their stands against homosexualism makes most amusing some verses in the Bible as it relates directly to the nature of the VATICAN'S JUDGEMENT OF HOMOSEXUALISM by describing the judgement as no more than a DOUBLE STAND.

The CHURCH pretends not to perceiving the BIG PLANK in their own eyes too while admonishing someone else to removing the SPECK in their own eyes.

Well, religion is almost nothing but, "do as I say and NOT as I do". HYPOCRITES!!! 

So, His Holines, (former) Pope Benedict XVI, nick-named as GOD'S ROTTWEILLER for his hardline views, an aggressive doctrine enforcing Cardinal before he was appointed to Vatican top job made in his Christmas message, obviously without INTROSPECTION, without THINKING TWICE his speech which he made against homosexualism on behalf of the CHURCH.

He said, "God had created man and woman as a specific 'DUALITY'.......an essential aspect of what being human is all about".

So, the Pope's speech got me thinking, if TRUTHFUL an essential aspect of what it means to being human is the 'DUALITY', man and woman as created by God. Then, His Holiness' judgement against HOMOSEXUALISM, SAME SEX MARRIAGE based on this duality, the union of man and woman, is seriously in CONFLICTING DISPUTE with he himself, the Pope by him being a CELIBATE. For celibacy is a DENIAL of the very essence of our being human, for it embraces not this 'DUALITY' of man and woman as created by God. Celibacy is obviously a deviation from the intended roles of man and woman on planet earth, like is homosexualism. It is turning deaf ears to the language of creation, celibacy is infact  a DESTRUCTION OF GOD'S WORK.

"Or, how can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me remove the speck that is in your eye, when you yourself do not see the plank that is in your own eye? HYPOCRITE!!! First remove the plank in your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck that is in your brother's eye. For a good tree does not bear bad fruit nor does a bad tree bear good fruit". Luke 6 : 42 - 44.

Its absolutely no DOUBT that all kinds of sexual perversions and attrocities and immoralities that we are faced with today have 'A' deep root by factor in the CHURCH'S TEACHINGS.

That isn't all Pope Benedict XVI had to say against homosexualism in St Peter's square at the Vatican in his Christmas message as he rightly denounces same sex marriage even though a celibate.

Church teaches that homosexual act is "instrinsically disordered",  "manipulation of nature" "ATTACK" on the traditional family made up of father, mother and children.

If CELIBACY is not a manipulation of nature, an ATTACK on traditional family made up of father, mother and children then what is it? A DOCTRINE DISORDER, or A COMMANDMENT OF GOD?

Same sex marriage definately has NO place in God's Commandment to allowing such an ABERRANT BEHAVIOUR as homosexualism.

ellacute45:
Hmmm so you produce Kondom

HateU2:
Walahi, ode ni e! No argument .

Hisduchess:
with all this your qualifications on ur signature u still went ahead to spew trash. must u be an Igbo hater.