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Properties › Re: My Landlord Just Acted What I See In Movies To My Face by MrCork: 10:07am On May 29, 2016

onstelly:
Lmao caring my foot that man dealt with us especially the female occupant, he doesn't disturb the guys n any small thing he will call your dad because he made us drop our parents number Chai we suffered oh

Hmmm beau kwa MrCork, I reject it

Celebrities › Re: Ghanian Beauty Queen Tagged As Flavour's Third Babymama [PICS] by MrCork: 10:05am On May 29, 2016

Stupedinluv:
I reject it for her

She deserves better jare

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boyfriend And Boy Friend by MrCork: 10:04am On May 29, 2016

ellacute45:
...

....thanks babes...Dont worrrry, u will enjoy it..we will discuss sss sexxxxc when I cooooome over! wink

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boyfriend And Boy Friend by MrCork: 9:29am On May 29, 2016

ellacute45:
goat

...but y u so stingy wit your punnnnny..Dont u wannna enjoy.. Me? undecided

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boyfriend And Boy Friend by MrCork: 5:21am On May 29, 2016

ellacute45:
Hilarious meme

...0k..since u too shy to put up your pictures becuzz u aint lightskin...do u hav nyansh instead?

Romance › Re: Photo: Ladies How Would You React To This by MrCork: 10:52pm On May 28, 2016

Billiondoe:
Mr Cork, I am a BSc and MSc holder, No I don't have homework. Please don't derail the thread. Nairaland has been boring today, accept it. Spice it up

...yea u hav BMC SBA CCM MCB and yet u on nairaland lookin for woman..abi?....we belif u......Bro I swaaaaar if u lie again ehhhhh..I will pesonally BAN u for 6 month!!!! ((TRUE STORY)) angry

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Romance › Re: Photo: Ladies How Would You React To This by MrCork: 9:16pm On May 28, 2016

Billiondoe:
So Nairaland is boring today with boring fp topics. If you went out of your way to set this up for him and he releases in 30 seconds. What would be your reaction?

Refiner
Mzholly
Lanicky
Ivvy

Food don ready o, make una come dining table o

....u don't have $chkooool home work? angry

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Crime › Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by MrCork: 6:55pm On May 28, 2016

evegran:
Op, so you would have sex with anyone you see -even a total stranger you dunno?

Smh!

Yet some men wonder why their situations are usually so terrible, not realising they've given someone else their star on a platter of gold.

....so u wannnto hav sexxxwit any one on nairaland..abi?...SHAME ON YOU!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Do People Decide To Be Gay Or Lesbian Or They Were Born That Way? by MrCork: 6:53pm On May 28, 2016

Audray:
*Nooooo!No spoilers pls.
*Can't wait either.Looks like Piper is in deeper shiit.
*Nah.what's it about?

...dyammm...am confuse...whos the preeeety babe in yor foto profile & aint u be soposin to looooklike man?...whos foto are u usin & pliss dont thell me thats u?...dint u say u waz a lesssssbian? undecided

Romance › Re: Who Is The Celebrity??? by MrCork: 4:18pm On May 28, 2016

HateU2:
It's a boring sunday evening here. If you are also bored, come in and let's know that celebrity .

My BASHERS, you are welcome in advance . I love you plenty .

We all have celebrity crush and my own any day and anytime is DON JAZZY/AKON.

Who is yours

...why do u looook fat?...they dont hav gym ther in nigeria?(no ofeinse) angry

Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 4:14pm On May 28, 2016

KashyBaby:
And u need attention...

^^^dyamm..but why is this chicks picture always makin me stiff *hard*?...cant help my self! cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by MrCork(op): 4:10pm On May 28, 2016

....ladies...if u looookin or real honnnest trussstin, carrrrin, hard workin, challllengin, God fearin, woman lovin, romantic, sweeet loving, non nigerian loooookin, handsome, cute, shy, edukated, tall, strong like bull, willl not cheat on u & dont do drugs or fraud kinda man........then pliss looook no further.. AM THE MAN FOR U... Mr Cork!!!. wink

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Politics › Re: Roads In Abakaliki, My Visit. by MrCork: 4:06pm On May 28, 2016

firstking01:
ok, dear, just alert me when you get to the airport so i 'll come and pick you

...u goin to pick my woman (Hisduchess) from air port.. that ilitaratre babe?...has she ever been on airoplane? undecided

Politics › Re: Roads In Abakaliki, My Visit. by MrCork: 4:04pm On May 28, 2016

Hisduchess:
thanks sweerie am on my way.Chai! my body don even start to dey sweet me. mrcork av gat no time for haters like you so swerve jare.

Romance › Re: One Word For My Pix by MrCork: 11:16am On May 28, 2016

dagbokoncept:
Have seen different guys post their pictures here for people to pass their remarks.
I have decided to follow the suite also.
Thank you all.

...arm robber!(no oofencse) angry

Romance › Re: One Word For My Pix by MrCork: 11:15am On May 28, 2016

KashyBaby:
I love that smile...

Keep it real...

Politics › Re: Roads In Abakaliki, My Visit. by MrCork: 9:12am On May 28, 2016

Hisduchess:
sorry who is this corkreal? abeg swerve make I find boyfriend biko.oga firstking01 wentin u talk nah? I don dey beg you since you just dey do shakara ni.okay should I come over this weekend

^^^see this ulgy taxi drive r lookin illllitarate girl oooooo....sweeery may I remind u i drive £28000(cash) range rover spot an I can catch any female I want includddin u....and may I all so remind u tat as from today.. U r offfixaially one of my women. I own u from yor haie to yor peeeety face!!(True story) angry

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Romance › Re: Questions To Ask Yourself Before Entering A New Relationship by MrCork: 3:43am On May 28, 2016

KashyBaby:
okies...I'll wait for that...

...its 3.30am here in London & I can't sleep undecided

Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 3:42am On May 28, 2016

KashyBaby:
Naaaahh...I know... and only fool will believed him

I know a lot of ladies are dying to have his attention even they will juz get insults in return from him...

But I don't wanna play his game..I'm too old for a childish play

...its 3.30am right now in London and I can't sleep undecided

Romance › Re: Romancelanders, Do I Look Like An Ogbanje? by MrCork: 3:39am On May 28, 2016

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Romancelanders, do I look like an Ogbanje and what is an ogbanje?[/color]

....swweery..as far as we/all nairalanders are concern... Like it or not...you looooklike **beyansi**..you are lightskin..remember!!!

Politics › Re: Roads In Abakaliki, My Visit. by MrCork: 3:31am On May 28, 2016

Hisduchess:
dem too no get cars nah.BTW I like looking for trouble.in lil kesh voice*cause trouble*

...quick quessstion set...do I jav nyansh?.....annsa the simple yes or no question & pliss don't cuss like market woman..yes or no? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kashybaby And Royal Black by MrCork: 9:30pm On May 26, 2016

Hisduchess:
Londoner wannabe I salute ooo.leave me alone cos am ain't light skinned. mods abeg come epp me beg this guy.

...anyways i forgive u becuzzz u neeed a man & we will help u!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kashybaby And Royal Black by MrCork: 8:26pm On May 26, 2016

dauntless15:
i pity your stupidity, and imagine you're the sperm that won, the others arent half as stupid as you are, because the sperm with the best traits always win. am so sorry, you have low self esteem that makes you believe you can only get girls through money, epic

....Son...am in London, u in Nigeria...I gots pounds sterlin, u gots Nada(naira)...I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot, u transpot on Okada.....kashybaby is my woman, u will never be able to aford her type in yor life..CASE CLOSE!!!!(no ofeinse) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kashybaby And Royal Black by MrCork: 8:05pm On May 26, 2016

dauntless15:
pathetic fvckhole forming americana, you cornea which is already ruptured by too much garri is causing you to have symptoms of glaucoma, look carefully i wasnt talking to kashy baby, even if i was i dont need your ecclesiastically myopic point of view, namby pamby

...Kashybaby is not on yor level even if u spend all yor life savins...stick to yor level.....but tank God yorr name is dauntless!!!! (((mugu)) undecided

Romance › Re: Six Girl's Priorities In A Guy,yes Or No? by MrCork: 7:38pm On May 26, 2016

prettythicksme:
1.His money
2.His dick size.
3.His height.
4.Her friend's opinion of him.
5.Popularity.
6.Nice guy.
True or false and reasons!

...show me yor sweeet lips....i need to no if it will make my *kondo* standdddddup again...hurrry!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kashybaby And Royal Black by MrCork: 7:37pm On May 26, 2016

dauntless15:
i ruv you so much, and i will want to be entangled in the world of sweet sweet romance, only place I'll like to be is by your side, even if you are arabic I'll strive to understand your arabic, and if i cant understand I'll emotionally change it into a soothing lullaby, i will never abandon you and we will be like anthony and Cleopatra, i only need a yes from you mi amore

..mofo....wher u gonnno find moiney to maintain Kashybaby there in that nigeria?...by selllin petrol?...and cant u juss stick to yor level to chicks like Hisduchess or Onstelly? ((juss askin)) undecided

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Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On May 26, 2016

ellacute45:
you are mad don't quote me again you just like turning everything upside down did I asked you for SEX??

darlin am a lover not a fighter...so lets talk mature talk..... what u werrrrrin right now and can i come over? wink

Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 7:31pm On May 26, 2016

stupidity:
Yesss oo!!! Its going down this weekend with just 10guys and 15girls only. Have already arranged the girls. It wasn't easy convincing them there will be no cameras/filming. What I need now is just 5guys from nairaland to join the groove and testify to yall. If your interested, hit me up(Pm actually). There will be games and competitions,
"The guy that last longer
"Girl that rides best
"Biggest dlck
"Girl that gives best lapdance
"Guy that can make a girl cum, etc.

This saturday, we go shayo before the class work.
Festac town, 207road, Dclose, house -----)
#STEADY GONKING

fesssstack?...that local dirty bush village irrragulagorrrrick Backward Nigeria place?.....WTF?.....why cant u guys do it hear in London?(no oofeinse) angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kashybaby And Royal Black by MrCork: 7:28pm On May 26, 2016

Hisduchess:
phuck off my mentions this mrcorkreal.leave me I no wan do nah.I don ask u of I rap.e u for ur dream ni.hapi nu m nah

calm down u guniea fowl..may i remind u i drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot meanin I can get any woman i want includin u....and may i remind u am from london which nomaly mean u show ressspek when talkin to a londoner..I lie? undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies , Can You Handle This? **watch this Video** by MrCork(op): 7:27pm On May 26, 2016

omorttee4u:
What a shame of we Nigerians to this!

...bro it s so sad...the shamefull thing about this is that when the eddddddiot boy return to nigeria..he becomes a hero despite the fact that he a moraaaaaaf*kin Drug dealer....and then we have fooools hear on nairaland telln me I am tribalistic?..how can i be tribalistic when I love all women and to be honest, IBO women are usually lightskin and preeeetier...that boy shold fac fireing sqaud!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Why Is It That When Most Men Collect Girls' Phone Numbers, They Don't Call Them? by MrCork: 5:41pm On May 26, 2016

ellacute45:
[color=#3FFFFF]what is the meaning of sexxccc??[/color]

...punnnnny....means u owe me 2week punnnny! wink

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