₦airaland Forum

slyrone:
mehn op's stupidity has no rival, u must ve bagged double honours in stupidity. your foolishness would be legendary its so obvious

^^^^^bored house wife...they all ways find somtin to nag about!!

...whers that fine chick called Hisduchess?...Hisduchess, sweeery pliss can u do table dance?....please resspond witout cussin?

naughtynaughty:
u knw wat aw give u? Hot blow on ur balls

..kaiiiiiiiiiiiii...U WILL GIVE ME HOT BLOOOOW??...4real??....am in love ...am in love...Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!

kkh2:
Dats defamation! She can sue u n I ll gladly b her lawyer FOC

..bro dont worrrry about chicks like HateU2...she be propper illitarate,..truss me.....she cant even do orddnary table dancing.....u dont belif me..ASK HER!!!

naughtynaughty:
ok then

#wearsMyTrouser

*adjustsMyBraHand

Yhr so ancient duurrrhhh!

#shakesMyBiiiiiigBUMBUMoutOfRoom

dyammmm..shake it mama...shake it...u shakin it for moi??

kkh2:
I can see u re obsessed wit her too!

NAH BRO....HateU2 is too much stresss...she the kinda chick that make u age quickly...she even too shy to puttop her picture coz she said she waz fat!((TRUE STORY))

naughtynaughty:
lmaoooo

Bush boy lets start from lapdance nah

[size=20pt] ...HEY ....HALT THERE.....WHERS MY LAPDANCE?.....I ASK FIRST!!![/size]

naughtynaughty:
tiri gbosa for kkh2

Gbosa!
Gbosa!
Gbosaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

^^^^Which kind illlllitarate language rissssss this for god sake?,,,can someone tell me wher this village girls are from?


STFUareyouG0d...any ideas?

STFUareyouG0d:
I know she wants you. But she's too shy to admit it. Good thing is you will not allow her to mate with you until she acts like a lady

..who? Hisduchess??...bro i muss confess she is dyammm fine thou....sadly..she the 3rd preeeetiest babe on nairaland...she gots K Leg thou!!!((REAL TALK))

kkh2:
U re da BOMB here...op u knw!! Hwz ur day?

^^^^OOOO boy..see lyrics??...bro u toastin HateU2?.....HateU2 of all people? ...kaiiii...bro why not go for the finer classsy babes like naughtynaughty, Ellacute45, Prettythicksme,Vizkiz, Layla129 , layla, Refiner, vizkiz, Onstelly, Kashybaby, Prettythicksme,Cutehector, firstEVA, or that Yorubawoman?.

STFUareyouG0d:
no. I'm not. He's actually a babe magnet

arrrrha....bro did u hear the news?....did u no MOD bannnned that fine looookin trouble maker chick called Duchess25 for 5 month and when i begged MOD..they now allowd her to come back wit a different name called: Hisduchess: ((((meanin Mr Corks Babe: My Duchess)..The ilitarate babe has now promise to behave her sef, act like lady and most imporantly....show resspect to we Londoners...THANK GOD FOR OUR GREAT MODS...kaiiiiii!!!

naughtynaughty:
eewwww

Sorry
I don't do broke boys.

...well u too fat to giv me lap dance anyways......i beg let me talk to a proper classsy lady unlike u....wher Ellacute45 at?

Destined2win:
I can see that what suits you best is to be glued to that your romance section where you and your females fight all day

u like the brains?

Hisduchess:
that mod no go see you modifying my quote abi.anyway s I would reply u again cos that your brain never reset

..I forgive u...darlin am a lover not a fighter so lets start again.. How are u & how was yor day?....and no cussin plis!

fuckery:
It all started some years ago. There was this girl I was crushing on. She just used me and dumped me. After all my stuff. She went for another guy then 2 years later we got together. She came around and I asked her out again because I wanted to revenge.

I got her pregnant and promised her I'll take care of the child and we would get married. She delivered the baby and I was there with her we were even planning our wedding then I got her pregnant again and I ran away. It was all part of my plan to deposit 2 children on her at her young age to spoil her career and future.

But it has been 6 years. The guilt is hunting me now and I want my children but I have no idea on how to get them. I've lost her contact and other things. Although I plan on visiting her parents old house as I heard they relocated maybe I can get a phone number.

What do you suggest?

...is her name Ellacute45 of nairaland?

ebosie11:
See statement by the Nigerian Army below;

Troops of 223 Battalion, 1 Brigade Nigerian Army have averted another attack on Dansadau town by suspected cattle rustlers and armed bandits yesterday Wednesday 4th May 2016. The troops who were on patrol were alerted by well meaning individuals on seeing the bandits.


The patrol team laid an ambush for the suspected cattle rustlers and armed bandits who came in large numbers on motorcycles fully armed. It was gathered that they were enroute Ruwan Tofa and Babban Doka Villages in Dansadau District of Maru Local Government Area, Zamfara State to wreck havoc on the hapless innocents of those communities.

The troops killed 18 and wounded several armed bandits. They also recovered 11 AK-47 rifles, 1 G3 rifles, 1 locally made pistol, 11 magazines of AK-47 rifle, a magazine of G3 rifle and 161 rounds of 7.62mm (Special) ammunitions. The troops went further and destroyed the bandits’ camp at Babban Doka general area.

They are also combing the area for the remnants of the bandits and all those that escaped with gunshot wounds in the general area. We would like to appeal to the public to continue to assist with information on cattle rustlers, armed bandits and other criminal elements in their areas.
Thank you for your usual cooperation.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/troops-kill-18-boko-haram-terrorists-as.html

loooookat his brain like spaggggeti!!

naughtynaughty:
ore koh mon ni. He dosnt knw who he is dealing wit..

Awa okin shey laulau like mrcork

Jeko wale jeko wale

.. **checkin gooogle trannnssslate**

naughtynaughty:
come here lemme give u lapdance...

U wie know wu my Nyash help now


*removingMyTrouser

Work work work work work work

..dyammmmmmm...sweery u juss made my *17inches looong kondo standdddup again**.......love that song.. I beg ..can i get a lap dance too?

HateU2:
u forgot, escape 4rm UniIbadan zoo

...errrm sweeery .....cant u see am talkin to a chick??.......naughtynaughty...darlin, i beg tell this magarababarik HateU2 girl to gerrrarahear mennnnnn...goat!!!

naughtynaughty:
1am sharp tommorow! Same thread! C u by den

^^^^^your credit finish?.......hangon..let me post u £2cash ther in nigeria so u can stay longer at the internet cafe..goat!

naughtynaughty:
nairaland Kim k not lil Kim. Ode! I have d baddest shape here. Ask around

..oh really...so u now sayn u hav the baddddest shape on Nairaland?....who told u that...**father chrisssstmass??**...are u drinkin beeer right now?...if u preeeettier than Kashybaby or Sexxxxxy Ishilove...... PROOOOF IT.... WE DOUBLE DARE U TO SHOW YOR PICTURE....BRING IT!!

naughtynaughty:
age is a nomba.. Okay late 30??

...do not let my goooooooodlooooooks desive u ..gademmit...am a lover not a fighter & age is a nomba....U should be proud u r 30 coz truss me...we can still find u man on nairaland!!((TRUSS ME))

naughtynaughty:
hahahahahahaha

Kim k: pls google her ... She has a vry bad bad shape..

...huh?....its Lil kim....not K Kim, gademmmit....sweery u dont hav telivvision?...whatthe heck is goin on in that Nigeria place..serrriously?

naughtynaughty:
u forgot to add ure in ur early 40'tis

Thank me later

..SAY WHAT?.....sweeeery plis do not let my gooooodlooooks foool u....that sexxxxy ishilove babe been spreadin rumours ..abi?...sweeery am a lover not a fighter..4real..age is a nomba.. Goat!!

naughtynaughty:
olodo rabata oju eja looh mooh jeh.. *clappingMyhand

sweeery plis be careful of haters.......Hate2u juss said u the ugliest female on Nairaland...she said u loooklike *lil kim*........OK..juss in case u donthav telivvvison, Lil Kim is not a Nigerian actress...she a American Rappppper!!!!(no ofeinse)

Hisduchess:
that mod no go see you modifying my quote abi.anyway s I would reply u again cos that your brain never reset

[size=16pt] ^^^^^^WOW...DRACULA IS AWAKE!!!![/size]

HateU2:
naughtynaughty is 9ja's Kim k version. You are 9ja's monkey version

..arrrha...ok..so u sayn naughtynaughty looookslike american rapper *lil kim?*...so u sayn she ugly??...she muss be reallly ugly then...YOU A BAD FRIEND THOU!!!!(((SHAME)))

HateU2:
naughtynaughty is 9ja's Kim k version. You are 9ja's monkey version

Mr Cork<<<<<<<6"3, drives £28,000(cash) Range rover spot, Meduim built, handsome, gooodloookin, Londoner, God fearing, Church going, plaYA, likes babes, edukated, Pekam based, can cook, caring, humble, hates coookin, hates kids, bachelor, lives in a 3 bedrooom house alone, owns Pitbull terrrier (lacy), sweeet loookin, resssposible, travels to Nigeria 8 times yearly & really really cute.... Does that look like a Monkey?... could u handle this parkage??...Keep prayin!(((REAL TALK)))

naughtynaughty:
hateu2 twin. Pig!

HateU2 is very preeety.....U aint!!!(no ofeinse)

naughtynaughty:
soooo? Biko take dis ur uninteresting gist to the bank and cash out money wit it. Next?

^^^^See this Grankobarabis non-Nigerian talkin to a whole Londonder like am on her level?....do u want me to get u depported from Nigeria?

naughtynaughty:
aproko.. Is it ur mating? Y u come take am personal

...is yor name HateU2?..Goat!

HateU2:
How is dat ur biz! I told u i'm married and Airsultan is d man


Will you leave me alone now!!!

...so are u *mating* with Airsultan?