₦airaland Forum

emilil:
mrcork, i can pay ur bills for a whole yr, i drive $600,000 ferrari, i heard about nairaland i thought it was entertaining so i joined, am not a troll like u

vchykp:
[size=15pt]probably you did not bring in the right topic or use the right word, well mayb you gat ill luck too[/size]

emilil:
i drive £600,000 ferrari car,i owe an apartment in New york, do i look like ur mate?

emilil:
u are insane

Hisduchess:
you are looking for my trouble.stop using my moniker to be writing nonsense.mods please caution this troll

ellacute45:
...darling u forgot your picture... Where it at?

KashyBaby:
Lol... coz ur wooing kids and not adults...

ellacute45:
Uhmmmm

Hisduchess:
okay swithat am on my way eeeh.haters should continue to dey hate

Hisduchess:
Mr Cork still the biggest diiik on nairaland & Onstelly,Ellacutw45 &I plan to fuuukhim on his visit to nigeria..3some. We hope his ready.

Hisduchess:
this ur comment just make me like you anyhow ooo in fact please can you be my boyfriend

Rikidony:
This babe and her hips has been driving guys crazy on instagram.

Omavik:
Her nomination and verification came late..
I'm hoping getting supporters and voters won't be harder than it is already..



Here's a little info about her.



She's Tosin Annie Samson.
From Oyo state.
Born and brought up in Minna.
Schools and works as a registered Model in Ilorin. She also works in a Fashion house in Ilorin.
Her hobbies are dancing, cooking, meeting people, listening to music.
She speaks Yoruba, Hausa and English fluently.
She's an optimist and that's why I'm doing this (introducing her) right now.. Cos she's been advised to quit. But she believes in the saying "Winners don't quit and quitters don't win"...
She's humble, kind hearted, friendly, intelligent, beautiful, and God fearing.
Her awesomeness shouldn't be underestimated..


I'm aware that most of you already have contestants you're rooting for....


But she's also someone you can give a chance and support..



I therefore urge you guys to please join Chubbyt's train..

Hisduchess:
stop wankin.g to my picture and stop mentioning me ooo.BTW thought u said that u don't use Vaseline buh that u use kyjelly.if I tok say u dey smoke ganja u no go gree

onstelly:
You need help sweetheart

Hisduchess:
stop wankin.g to my picture and stop mentioning me ooo.BTW thought u said that u don't use Vaseline buh that u use kyjelly.if I tok say u dey smoke ganja u no go gree

olihilistic:
mrcorck when you sabi na

onstelly:
You are nothing but a deranged junkie

Estharfabian:
It's True When Peeps Say..''guys Could spend Hours On A Football Match Rather than Spending Romantic moments with Their Girlfriends/Wives''

Buh Really...That Sucks Af!!
I Hate Football With Passion!! It's Boring, pathetic, irrelevant, Brain-damaging, Senseless and time consuming...did I forget to mention Boring? oh! yeah! I did!

I really Dunno What's So Good about It...Guys Help Me Here??

bolasexy:
I know dis is nt d rite section but dis is where u get quick response, I want to lose weight in d nxt 14 fourteen days,any help plz.i was told to take lipton teabags,i consumed 2 packs nd nothing miraculous happen.

bolasexy:
I know dis is nt d rite section but dis is where u get quick response, I want to lose weight in d nxt 14 fourteen days,any help plz.i was told to take lipton teabags,i consumed 2 packs nd nothing miraculous happen.

Hisduchess:
mrcork abi Mrd.ick take ur silly time ooo or nah brain reset using hot slap that u ll get.no dey involve me with ur trash talk ooo jux continue living in fantasy land.if you quote me again then know that u are CORKLESS.

Hisduchess:
mrcork abi Mrd.ick take ur silly time ooo or nah brain reset using hot slap that u ll get.no dey involve me with ur trash talk ooo jux continue living in fantasy land.if you quote me again then know that u are CORKLESS.

cant stop lookin at thoise legs but my vaseline juss finish....anyways the good news for u is that Naughtynaughty & HateU2 have agreed to hav 3some with me only of u join......I asured them u all ready happy to join in coz its yor dream. This wud make me so happy..

[size=16pt] THANK ME LATER!![/size]

onstelly:
Making babies huh
She isn't light skin
Abi yellow skin
Let her be

missyQween:
No problem... I will keep keep it in mind

KashyBaby:
Oohhh my gosh! If man u won, I will throw a party boo

KashyBaby:
Mmmmm...so now we ladies are compared with these?

KashyBaby:
Mmmmm...so now we ladies are compared with these?

naughtynaughty:
sell ur 3bedroom house and Range Rover then send the money to us b4 we fuuuck you

After that we will move to the next step

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psychic101:
Ways Satan Reveals Himself In Our Churches Today

Just a thought: In my life, I've had wonderful time in church, Yes! There are other times when I had left the environment wondering if I actually picked anything due to the distractions "way-billed" to me by the prince of the power of the air- Satan.

It might sound funny but it's true. Imagine during hot prayer session, a lady who obviously didn't use a "stiff bra" if you know what I mean, just passes by...and mistakenly your eyes were opened. Sometimes, that image can ruin your day, lol! It's well sha!

Let's see Six ways Satan manifests himself in our churches today:


1. Through the angry usher trying to force you to sit at a certain position

I remember how an usher once yelled at me. Another chick usher like that, ignored me...I was like, wow! If I were a new member, I would have left this church instanta! Pastor wee be praying for members, ushers wee be busy scaring them away. If they take God's work like their jobs, it wee be a bit productive. "He that gathereth not with me scattereth"

2. Through the lady dressing unclad sitting by you.

Unless you've been there before, you won't really understand. The brain will just refuse to look at the pastor anymore, it wants to see "Bro Bobby"

3. Through the preacher sleeping uncontrollably on a Sunday morning

This is nothing else but the work of ota witches.

4. Through the very young and succulent lady breastfeeding openly as though we are all blind.


Please, a law should be placed in our churches; breastfeeding moms should do so in an enclosed place and not just everywhere.

5. Through the lady who choose to catwalk from back to front in the middle of preaching with a seductive dress.

Especially when the church is large. Most of them will choose to catwalk from the back to the front. Knowing they won't allow them sit in front, they'll then start slowly walking backwards again looking for a seat, thus perfecting Satan's scheme.

6. Through the extremely good looking guy who keeps going to wee hence distracting our "spiritual sisters"

It won't be complete if I don't add this: some guys too do this often.


All these not only show how Satan reveal his subtle acts in our churches today, but also goes ahead to destabilizing the stand of upcoming and even 'strong' believers. Let's all not give the devil a chance. Let's not be his agents owing to our negligence and insensitivity.

Remember:
All things are lawful to me, BUT not all things are expedient.