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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:13am On May 06, 2016
Hisduchess:
who cooking don epp? abeg leave me alone biko
...loookhear baby ..am tryn realyhard to be romantick wit u but u pusssshin yor luck...truss me..u aint even lightskin...anyways, since u ask , did i mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot and guess wot...am comin to nigeria for 2 week holiday. if i invite u over to my hotel..can u give me a lap dance like naughtynaughty with Rhinana work work work song?...u no who Rhinana is...correct?? smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:31am On May 06, 2016
Hisduchess:
u re a s.hithole I swear. leave me u no wan leave me oya talk with sense u no wan talk with ur sense.mods abeg command see ooo this guying his modifying my post to suit him ooo.he has broken a rule which is posting of false information and impersonating.
..^^^^Good morning trouble maker..how are u.pls stop derailin the thread coz u cant find man on nairaland & u need atennsion.....anyways am a lover not a fighter so i want us to be great friends.. Can u cook? wink
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:48am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
cheesy cork o u funny
sweery..my pitbull terrrier (lacy) is barkin....the pizzzzzza delivery guy is pressin the Buzzer...Am out. We will discuss your big nyansh later.. Peace out!! wink
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:44am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
cheesy cork o u funny
..sweery plis lets forget that faggggggggggggot finalboss1 for now...so wot u sayn about how big yor nyansh is...can i see a picture to inspect it? cheesy
Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 12:42am On May 06, 2016
AfroKnight:
Really? You had to mention his wife? Take a chill pill.
bro...ellacute45 is mentally disturbed & is always cussin people parents...she has already been warnd by MOD...they will ban her any moment! undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:39am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
Dont talk to him in dat manner ok
...u scared of him?...if he touch u, I will bend him!!((REAL TALK)) angry
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:35am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
No gotto respect my hubby
who?...finalboss1?...fukkkkk that Crackhead Fagggot guy mennnnn...he cant do u like i can...F**k him... I am *king kong*...anyways...show me the picture of yor Nyansh.Hurry...am goin to bed soon! undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:31am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
Do u realise im a married woman angry
..congrats....am so happy for u....sigh...Show me the picture of yor big Nyansh mennnn... hurry! smiley
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:28am On May 06, 2016
finalboss1:
cm bk here... mrcock cocky
...its ok my nigggga....am done wit u for now.... **We have already started the process.. *watch* angry
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:27am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
Bigger dan ur head
4real?...

[size=26pt] ... PICTURE??[/size] cheesy

Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:24am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
Yes i got any problem
...dyamm...4real? ....now u talkin my language..... How big?? cheesy
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:23am On May 06, 2016
finalboss1:
like ah care... kiss my ass mrcock
...am glad ...thank you.. I will not be ressponsible for wot happens....We talk later...addios!! angry
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:21am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy dont worry we married already dont b scared ok
that young man jus pussshed his luck......by the way describe yor sef again...U gots Nyansh? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:19am On May 06, 2016
finalboss1:
shutup... bla bla bla bla... ugly Ghanian....
..my nigggga.the good thing is i understand u tryn to impress halfricanadian...cool ..the bad thing is I can be yor worrrst nightmare...**the internet** angry
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:14am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
cry cry cry cry cork wanna ruin my humble love
Cock my marriage is just an hr old maka why cork
Mrcork why na cry cry cry cry
...wha the f***K u doin wit a cheaoskate church rat Somali egg head?...how he hell he goono maintain u...arm robbery job?...I no u hav better taste than the mugu..Truss me!! undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:12am On May 06, 2016
finalboss1:
halfricanadian comman interfere before i break this oaf head
loookhear my niggga...I allready have 6 lovelys on my case and if u push me, I will add halfricanadian to the list..truss me. U are no competition with me on any level,,i will own her if i want!!((REAL TALK)) angry
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:09am On May 06, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#f08080]°•I don't wanna clear things up grin tongue

"Yestaday"
......°•You Nigerian
or Ghanaian
or south African or whathuh[/color]
..WTF?.. Ghana or that South Africa?...u tryna say am ugly?....Sweeeery I am 10000000000000000000% full bloooooded Goodloookin handsome bachelor who drives £28,000(cash) Range rover spot and from Nigeria,gademmmit...and plis ...do not let my gooooodloooks fool u!!(TRUE STORY) wink
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 12:05am On May 06, 2016
finalboss1:
mrcock stay clear ...
dnt wannna see you insult her or anything.... or else ...you see that rat nd ah trap on your profile... my trap will be bigger than...nd you will not escape this time... cockroach.... halfricanadian cm rest on my chest baby
...calm down u Somali wannna-be Egg head ....I get women like crazy coz I gots the swag...and truss me..halfricanadian is mine if i want her...my advise.....

[size=16pt] ...DONT PLAY WIT FIRE....YOU GET BURN!!!!!(((real talk my niggga)))[/size] angry


Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:58pm On May 05, 2016
Hisduchess:
Mr Cork, I like u, I like yor swaaag, I like yor cute smile, you from London, I like yor range rovr spot, u my kinda guy, I love tall hunks like u & when i come to london, i promisse to sheck u out, i promise
^^^^huh?.... **Sheck?**....WTF??.....do u mean *Check??*.....awwww anyways...Darlin thats so romantic........I no u like me.. well said & thank u babes! wink
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 11:52pm On May 05, 2016
halfricanadian:
Goat angry
why did u remove yor foto from yor profile?...yor looooks embarass u? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 11:51pm On May 05, 2016
finalboss1:
my lovely halfricanadian....
halfricanadian.?...that Ragamofffin Thing from Kenya?...u serrrios?...bro hav u seen her face? I dont mean to sound rude but are u dessssparate? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 11:48pm On May 05, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#f08080]°•Cork,the way you spell 'biscuit' as 'bus-cuit' is funny grin
.....But I told you not ta cuss at me angry[/color]
worrreva...first u login to nairaland wit KingCheesypuff, next u login to nairaland wit QUeeenValerien and then yestaday u login wit Biscuite.....U use man name today & female name tomorow?....are u confuse about yor sexxxuality or are u straight, lessssbian or femmminist.. We are confused. Pls clarify? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 11:45pm On May 05, 2016
finalboss1:
come meet my new wife
which wife? Hate2u? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 11:41pm On May 05, 2016
finalboss1:
mrcock huh??
yes sir...can i help u? undecided
Romance › Re: Guys, Have U Ever Been Raped Before Or Almost Raped? Share Ur Experiences by MrCork: 11:39pm On May 05, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
Mine happened last Christmas and alot happened to me as a kid but December last year, I just went to visit my parents for Xmas, when I got there it all happened nicely cos we were partying and enough to drink and eat, it was Xmas eve... I noticed one of their tenants was just staring and all tat, but the mistake I made was when I tried to take alcohol for the first time in my life!

This tenant by the name toyin was as innocent as an angel and a church goer and my family trust her (even with my life). Well after taking some sips of the wine, I find my self tipsy and unable to walk properly and I had dis headache, all I could remember was that toyin took a permission that she's exhausted and needed to go sleep, I was heading inside too but could barely walk lol...

While I was heading inside, my mum asked one of the guys at the party to carry me inside, but this toyin said she'll do it herself and they agreed and left me in the hands of this lady... She took me in and layed me down and did all sort of things to me, she did some things to me and I cummed, there was no one in the house as everyone was partying outside the compound, and moreover, it's even the room I was given when I came, that she brought me into... Since then, I have kept away from alcohol, never tasted it again till date.


So tell me urs... How did it happenhuh grin
..and then u make up fake storrry juss to make people talk about rape?.....this kinda topic turn u on?..we tink u r sick!!(no ofense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Have U Ever Been Raped Before Or Almost Raped? Share Ur Experiences by MrCork: 11:37pm On May 05, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
Mine happened last Christmas and alot happened to me as a kid but December last year, I just went to visit my parents for Xmas, when I got there it all happened nicely cos we were partying and enough to drink and eat, it was Xmas eve... I noticed one of their tenants was just staring and all tat, but the mistake I made was when I tried to take alcohol for the first time in my life!

This tenant by the name toyin was as innocent as an angel and a church goer and my family trust her (even with my life). Well after taking some sips of the wine, I find my self tipsy and unable to walk properly and I had dis headache, all I could remember was that toyin took a permission that she's exhausted and needed to go sleep, I was heading inside too but could barely walk lol...

While I was heading inside, my mum asked one of the guys at the party to carry me inside, but this toyin said she'll do it herself and they agreed and left me in the hands of this lady... She took me in and layed me down and did all sort of things to me, she did some things to me and I cummed, there was no one in the house as everyone was partying outside the compound, and moreover, it's even the room I was given when I came, that she brought me into... Since then, I have kept away from alcohol, never tasted it again till date.


So tell me urs... How did it happenhuh grin
...so outter of all the nice topic u can chooose from..u want to take about Raping people?....Bro are u OK in the head?...what is wrong wit u people? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by MrCork: 11:35pm On May 05, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•That you shouldn't be so noisy tongue[/color]
...u change yor name again from Buscuit to KingcheezyPuff...so u now have 3 account?..WHAT THE HEL IS WRONG WIT U? undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:32pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
*sighs*

Oro e ti sun mi
...do u even no hoe to give person lap dance sef?.....I bet u only dance to fuji music...village girl...anyways, .if u dont ...pliss ask naughtynaughty, Ellacute45, Hisduchess, Layla129 or Kashybaby to train u !!(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:13pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
ode ni guy yi walahi cheesy cheesy.

In fact, I'm short of words to describe u
...proof us wrong...show us your picture again! undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 11:04pm On May 05, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
dayum!!! Layla is the prettiest

I know hateu2 cannot make the list. Maybe she number 2900001 on the list
..Hate U2?...that fat babe?...I have beg her to loose weight but she refuse undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:51pm On May 05, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
maybe she's related to someone from Gambia. grin cheesy

But who is the prettiest lady on Nairaland?
Preeeetiest females on Nairaland ..No competition ...ther u go:


1. Kashybaby <<<<<<<<< Preeeetiest (((loooks like strawberrry ice cream vannila lick lick))) wink

2. Layla129 <<<<<<<Preeetier (((loooks like Pinacolada sweet wine plus Chewin Gum))) tongue

3. Hisduchess <<<<<<<Preeeety (((loooks like fine wine wit Tanjarrin))) cheesy



Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:39pm On May 05, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
I think she likes you already tho
Hisduchess is the 2nd preeetiest female on nairaland....no doubt..he only problem is she act like *loooki*....those bush local girls from Gambia...she cuss too much! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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